Conversation between three members of my band's trumpet section: Guy, Black Girl, and Me. Any implications of inducing harm are mere jokes. It runs in my school's community; we're rather ghetto. :/
*Guy grabs a long black bar in the room we're having sectional practice in* Girl: "Why did you grab that?" Guy: "I'ma going to hit you with it." Girl: "Don't do that! That's racist!" Me: "You say it's racist. I say it's historically accurate." *Every trumpet player in the room proceeds to burst ou
Background info: My school's varsity football team sucks, has sucked, and will always suck. However, since I'm in band, I get to watch all of the football games.
Had this convo with some guys who are in said football team.
Guy 1: You're going to lose this bet!
Guy 3: What did you guys bet on?
Guy 2: [Guy 1] bet on [Visitor Team] while I bet on [My School]
Me: You're going to regret that choice
Guy 2: Why?
Me: Because our football team sucks. They always lose.
*All 3 are shocked*
Guy
