Something Interesting Happened in My Life
Background info: My school's varsity football team sucks, has sucked, and will always suck. However, since I'm in band, I get to watch all of the football games.
Had this convo with some guys who are in said football team.
Guy 1: You're going to lose this bet!
Guy 3: What did you guys bet on?
Guy 2: [Guy 1] bet on [Visitor Team] while I bet on [My School]
Me: You're going to regret that choice
Guy 2: Why?
Me: Because our football team sucks. They always lose.
*All 3 are shocked*
Guy 1: The team has some good players
Guy 3: *to me* Yeah right, you're not even on the team.
Me: No, but I'm in the band, so I get to watch every varsity football game, and they lost almost all of them.
*Ooooooohhhhhs from Guys 1 and 2*
Guy 2: He called you out brah!
Guy 3: Go put on a uniform and a helmet and then come talk to me again.
*Ooooooohhhhhs from Guys 1 and 2*
Me: I'm going to a competition this Saturday, so I get to wear a uniform and a helmet. I also get to wear them at every competition.
*Louder oooooooohhhhhs from Guys 1 and 2*
*Guy 3 stops talking*
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