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PAN VS HAM


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Sandvich + ham = set for life

 

Sandvich + pan = you look silly (I mean, honestly, who would fry a sandvich?)

Same people that deep fry twinkies, snickers, and basically everything else.

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Im indifferent between the two. Pan can be strange and is fun to annoy people with, but cant be made killstreak (have to buy a insanely expensive gold one for that) and some servers have it disabled. Ham can be made into a killstreak, isn't banned on any servers (at least that I know of), but isn't available in strange form. Maybe whenever they make a strange ham I'll start using that over my pan.

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Pan is annoying as fuck

 

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All I'm seeing is someone who needs to go to the jelly school.

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All I'm seeing is someone who needs to go to the jelly school.

Peanut better is better

 

Constant banging when trying to trade is very, very annoying.

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Ham. Killstreak ham.

The fact that the ham is the only one that can Killstreak without being a gold version that is like over 9000 dollars(Its a joke, get over it)is 1 reason why the Ham is better than the pan(Other than being a big blob of juicy meat, but as we all know, it is a cooked ham which means it was cooked in a pan, because its the only kitchen utensil that doesn't get covered in blood. Yeah I am looking at you stainless pot. You are a lie).

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Pan - Loved by All.

Objector - Used often by people who feel like killing people by an image of their choice.

Ham - For those who feel like beating up people with a jiggle-boned food item.

Bat Outta Hell - For those who just don't want to use stock weapons.

Freedom Staff - For those who feel extremely American.

Memory Maker - For those who failed to get Saxxies, but got something still pretty cool.

Saxxies - For those with huge skills (Unless it was the first Saxxies)

G-Pans - For those who just want to show off how rich they are.

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Pan - Loved by All.

Objector - Used often by people who feel like killing people by an image of their choice.

Ham - For those who feel like beating up people with a jiggle-boned food item.

Bat Outta Hell - For those who just don't want to use stock weapons.

Freedom Staff - For those who feel extremely American.

Memory Maker - For those who failed to get Saxxies, but got something still pretty cool.

Saxxies - For those with huge skills (Unless it was the first Saxxies)

G-Pans - For those who just want to show off how rich they are.

If you factored in Availability, Popularity, and Price, this list would pretty much be accurate.
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Well I can tell a story about dis.

 

one day hevy with his sandbitch were going on vacation. then fuckin scout ran to him and said. 

 

-Yeah Heavy I have this food on a bone. Its fuckin delicious, Scout said.

 

-Yeah yeah I have this golden pan that can fuc*ing kick yo b*lls and turn them into a gold bitch. Gimme that meat on a stick, nom nom nom.

 

So Australium Pan wins...

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Well I can tell a story about dis.

 

one day hevy with his sandbitch were going on vacation. then fuckin scout ran to him and said.

 

-Yeah Heavy I have this food on a bone. Its fuckin delicious, Scout said.

 

-Yeah yeah I have this golden pan that can fuc*ing kick yo b*lls and turn them into a gold bitch. Gimme that meat on a stick, nom nom nom.

 

So Australium Pan wins...

It's Normal Pan vs Ham, not Aus Pan vs Ham...
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