Best steam conversations

[Eldric Liaz]

2:25 PM - Eldric Liaz: Evening
2:25 PM - Eldric Liaz: How can I help you?
2:26 PM - ßℓα∂є:{«★Ȓἔᾄќłἔṩṩ★: Nothing, sorry
2:26 PM - Eldric Liaz: Mkay then.
2:27 PM - ßℓα∂є:{«★Ȓἔᾄќłἔṩṩ★ is now Offline.
 

 

Then why even add me...?

[RRB]

Convo with guy at school today:

 

Him: I'm gonna start a youtube channel

Me: You're 13, you'll attract 8 year olds

Him: No cos I'm doing COD

Me: Exactly my point, 8 year olds

i bet he was like

no Call od Daty ish the best game evor you don now shet about it

[Pyrous]

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: hi can I help you

Eazy-E: Hey

Eazy-E: Are you still selling Bubbling YWN

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: yes

Eazy-E: I have a bubbling El Jefe, 100% clean and semi long history

Eazy-E: Interested?

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: sort of

Eazy-E: I've been looking for a bubbling YWN for so long

Eazy-E: lol

Eazy-E: http://backpack.tf/item/719133664

Eazy-E: That's the item

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: I see

Eazy-E: Wait

Eazy-E: Your YWN

Eazy-E: Is duped

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: so what

Eazy-E: lol

Eazy-E: "so what"

Eazy-E: Duped unusuals take a lot off price

Eazy-E: So good bye

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: lol

Eazy-E: lol

Eazy-E is now Offline.

 

>Duped unusuals matter when they're worth a bud

[Tanner the Original Scout™]

[WAAAAHT]

i dont even

[WAAAAHT]

[GIRL] Sarah: i really hate you

[GIRL] Sarah: fuck you

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[GIRL] Sarah: peanut suggesetd it

[swaveboard]: Wat

[swaveboard]: U r gay kid

[GIRL] Sarah: okay fuck me

[Zerr]

10 points for creativity.

[Deku]

Thu Nov 13 2014

[9:33:00 AM] 3spooky5deku: what was the point of the comment you left on my profile?

[9:33:08 AM] 3spooky5deku: i dont even know you

[9:33:51 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: Omg fgt scmr ju took skin of me

[9:33:52 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: yes

[11:29:49 AM] 3spooky5deku: ?

[11:30:31 AM] 3spooky5deku: what skin?

[11:30:45 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: you raked skin many from me

[11:31:08 AM] 3spooky5deku: i dont even do csgo trading...

[11:31:43 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: I yesturday have many skin then yo take all from me

[11:32:31 AM] 3spooky5deku: did you check your trade history?

[11:32:58 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: yes, its written yo take my skin

[11:33:14 AM] 3spooky5deku: show me a screenshot

[11:33:27 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!:yes

[11:34:25 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: yes yo make me sad

[11:34:33 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: :pandaemote:

[11:34:37 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: you make panda sad

[11:34:39 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: omg

[11:35:45 AM] 3spooky5deku: thats not even relevant

[11:36:23 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: Yo tell me you dont care about sad panda?

[11:36:29 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: yo are mean person scmer

[11:36:59 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: 

[11:37:23 AM] 3spooky5deku: i meant the screenshot isnt relevant

[11:38:05 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: yes you take my skin

[11:39:23 AM] 3spooky5deku: i dont even have you in my trade hostory

[11:39:26 AM] 3spooky5deku: history*

[11:39:35 AM] 3spooky5deku: my last trade was with a dispenser.tf bot

[11:39:43 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: yes yo take my skin I see it in my history

[11:39:59 AM] 3spooky5deku: then show me

[11:43:14 AM] 3spooky5deku: if you cant prove it, then i'll assume you're lying

[11:43:32 AM] You done messed up A-a-ron!: im not i prove it me call gaben

[RRB]

10 points for creativity.

atleast he made it not so obvious from the beginning still a little obvious but not too much 10 outta 10 would 10 again

[Cedarium]

[GIRL] Charity: Bobsplosion: Tell Cedar he's a nerd.

Thu Nov 13 2014

Cedar~: ;-;

[AwesomeMcCoolName]

[Wubsies ♥]

Both motherfuckers sent me the EoTL update shit at the same time:

 

Thursday, November 13, 2014

2:42 PM - The Real Vakarian: END OF THE LINE UPDATE

2:42 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Booo

2:42 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Wait

2:42 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Scratch that

2:42 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: My reaction: Eh

 

Thursday, November 13, 2014

2:43 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424 (PPM)2spooky4u: http://www.trade.tf/items/updates

2:43 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424 (PPM)2spooky4u: END OF THE LINE HYPE

2:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Booo

2:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Wait

2:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Scratch tha

2:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: that

2:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: My reaction: eh

2:43 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424 (PPM)2spooky4u:  :B1: 

[Tanner the Original Scout™]

 

Both motherfuckers sent me the EoTL update shit at the same time:

 

Thursday, November 13, 2014

2:42 PM - The Real Vakarian: END OF THE LINE UPDATE

2:42 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Booo

2:42 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Wait

2:42 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Scratch that

2:42 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: My reaction: Eh

 

Thursday, November 13, 2014

2:43 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424 (PPM)2spooky4u: http://www.trade.tf/items/updates

2:43 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424 (PPM)2spooky4u: END OF THE LINE HYPE

2:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Booo

2:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Wait

2:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Scratch tha

2:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: that

2:43 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: My reaction: eh

2:43 PM - (BG-Mod) Mario424 (PPM)2spooky4u:  :B1: 

 

lol

[Wubsies ♥]

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

3:27 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Hehehehe

3:27 PM - Cedar~: ;-;

[comfortable]

Thursday, November 13, 2014

5:34 PM - 0.: Hello, you were selling a Specialized Killstreak Sniper Rifle for 1 refined?

5:34 PM - Lumpkins-chan: yup

5:34 PM - Lumpkins-chan: you a bot?

5:34 PM - 0.: Not at all.

5:35 PM - Lumpkins-chan: ok

5:35 PM - Lumpkins-chan: turing test

5:35 PM - Lumpkins-chan: did you cry when the dog died in jurrassic bark?

5:35 PM - 0.: Why do you even need to ask such questions? A phisher bot would have already sent a link.

5:35 PM - Lumpkins-chan: yeah

5:35 PM - Lumpkins-chan: ok

5:35 PM - You have accepted the trade request from Lumpkins-chan.

5:36 PM - 0.: Thank you, have a good day.

[Pyrous]

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: hi can I help you

Consuela: hello

Consuela: i will sell my unusual miami nights engineer's cap for a quicksell price

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: which is?

Consuela: worth 2 buds, but i'll sell for about 30 keys

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: lol

Consuela: lol sorry it's my first time selling an unusual for quicksell price

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: yeah, 1 key off that doesnt make a difference

Consuela: it's 30% off the unsual

Consuela: ok

Consuela: wait

Consuela: how about 26 keys?

Consuela: and we call it a deal?

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: lel

Consuela: ok fine

Consuela: i am way too nooby at this

Consuela: 22 keys?

Consuela: and it's all good

Consuela: that's how much it is on quicksell

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: I will give you 17 keys

Consuela: now that's too little

Consuela: of a price

Consuela: on quicksellf it is 21 keys

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: third gens are turd gens

Consuela: fine but can we negotiate a bit higher

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: maybe

Consuela: how about 19 keys and we call it a trade?

Consuela: because this unsuual is 21 keys on quicksell

Consuela: and even if it is a third gen it's still a good deal

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: where does it say it's 21

Consuela: it's original worth is 2 buds

Consuela: quicksell goes for 21 keys

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: where does it say that quicksell is 21

Consuela: i'll recheck the price but just wait

Consuela: http://backpack.tf/unusuals/Engineer's%20Cap

Consuela: it's on the link

Consuela: for 1.9 buds

Consuela: and in quicksell it is 22 keys

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: where does it say 22

Consuela: so the last thing i need is to get scammed

Consuela: look at the miami nights engineer's cap

Consuela: it says 1.9 buds

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: yeah

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: so im asking where it says 22

Consuela: here let me do the math for you

Consuela: a bud is 15.5 keys

Consuela: 1.9*15.5= 30 keys

Consuela: roughly

Consuela: and that times 0.3 is about 8 keys

Consuela: 30-8 is equal to 22 keys

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: but what is the point of multiplying

Consuela: and 30% off of the original price is quicksell price

Consuela: that's how you get the quicksell price of 22 keys

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: where is it established that 30% off is automatically a quicksell

Consuela: usually it has to be atleast 20% to 30% off the original value to be quicksell

Consuela: that's the rule

Consuela: i can still up the price

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: but where is it written

Consuela: look it up

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: where does it say that

Consuela: check this link

Consuela:

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: so based upon a youtube video

Consuela: and other websites

Consuela: i'm not giong to look them up for you

Consuela: i'm not your secretary

Consuela: i came here to trade

Consuela: fine then...

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: lol

Consuela: tell me what you know about quicksell

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: I really dont need to explain myself to you

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: forget it

Consuela: oh my god

Consuela: i spent all my time explaining quicksells to you

Consuela: and you give this

Consuela: i was being generous

Consuela: so forget your offer

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: k

Consuela: and have a nice day not knowing anything about TF2

Consuela: good day

Consuela is now Offline.

Pie roe us! | ✡2jew4u™: lel

[Kevin the Chicken God]

 Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: offer sent

*CriminaL^: declined

*CriminaL^: youre enough experienced trader

*CriminaL^: you know price will go down and still

*CriminaL^: now can buy for 9

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: k

 

 

rejected my offer and lowered his quickbuying price, so gg

[WAAAAHT]

[GIRL] Sarah: lol

[GIRL] Sarah: are you seous?

[GIRL] Sarah: an 80 buds unusua;

[GIRL] Sarah: for 1 bud

ferroherre: wtf

ferroherre: i thought its worth like 1 few keys lol

ferroherre: i barely know anything bout unusuals

[GIRL] Sarah: lol

ferroherre: yup

[GIRL] Sarah: you really need a warning from setamrep

[GIRL] Sarah: so people dont get mistaken

ferroherre: lolwhy man

[GIRL] Sarah: you know?

ferroherre: xD

ferroherre: dude look im sorry alright

ferroherre: i didnt even know the price.....

[GIRL] Sarah: you know backpack.tf

ferroherre: thats shy i asked u for ur backpack.tf profile

[GIRL] Sarah: and you know what's na unsuual

[GIRL] Sarah: but yet

ferroherre: *why

[GIRL] Sarah: you dont kno the price of it

[GIRL] Sarah: lol please.

ferroherre: yea i dont know man

[GIRL] Sarah: i doubt.

[GIRL] Sarah: i doubt that

ferroherre: a;right man all i can say is im sorry alright : /

[GIRL] Sarah: nah

[GIRL] Sarah: greed gt the better of yu

ferroherre: *sigh

[GIRL] Sarah: o you're still not admitting i?

ferroherre: ok well i guess i cant do anything about it then

[GIRL] Sarah: im not gonna report you

[GIRL] Sarah: just dont do that again

ferroherre: no rlly though im new to unusuals xD

[GIRL] Sarah: right

[GIRL] Sarah: 600 hours

[GIRL] Sarah: we can continue this

[GIRL] Sarah: if you want

ferroherre: yea of course! that was exactly why i asked for ur backpack.tf profile....... to check the price of the hat

[GIRL] Sarah: ou may also talk to my friends.

ferroherre: yea exactly... i've only owned 2 unusual in my entire tf2 life

ferroherre: after that i never realyl bothered with unusual trading

[Cedarium]

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

3:27 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Hehehehe

3:27 PM - Cedar~: ;-;

;-;

[RRB]

 

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

3:27 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Hehehehe

3:27 PM - Cedar~: ;-;

 

but he said dont D:

[Supore]

 

Dr. Medic is one persistant motherfucker.

[d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

18:23 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): why u so cute?

18:57 - Julia ♥: well, that certainly took a while

18:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): to get cute? :3

18:59 - Julia ♥: ye

18:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I bet <3

19:03 - Julia ♥: 10/10

19:05 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): <3

19:08 - Julia ♥: I would drink your coffee beans

 

[Kevin the Chicken God]

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: hey

Serpents | Dopradoiago: can i buy a  scout misc

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: which

Serpents | Dopradoiago: the track thing

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: sure

Serpents | Dopradoiago: i dont have pure

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: item overpay then

Serpents | Dopradoiago: i have miscs

 *in trade*

Serpents | Dopradoiago added The Dough Puncher 

You added The Track Terrorizer 

Serpents | Dopradoiago added Refined Metal 

Serpents | Dopradoiago added Taunt: Results Are In 

Serpents | Dopradoiago: ther item over bay 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: no it isnt 

Serpents | Dopradoiago: yeah 

Serpents | Dopradoiago added The Manmelter 

Serpents | Dopradoiago added The Splendid Screen 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: 1.33+1+1.33=3.66 

Serpents | Dopradoiago added Scrap Metal 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: err 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: 1.33+1+1=3.33 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: that still isnt even my price in pure 

Serpents | Dopradoiago: plz 

Serpents | Dopradoiago removed Scrap Metal 

Serpents | Dopradoiago removed The Splendid Screen 

Serpents | Dopradoiago added Reclaimed Metal 

Serpents | Dopradoiago added Scrap Metal 

Serpents | Dopradoiago: there 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: 1.33+1+1+0.44=3.77 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: sick overpay 

Serpents | Dopradoiago added The Splendid Screen 

Serpents | Dopradoiago: deal? 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: you're quite the generous man 

Serpents | Dopradoiago: k 

Kevin the Chicken God [GIRL]: I wouldnt want to burden you by taking all this gracious overpay 

closed the trade window, he tried to trade me again, gg

[Zerr]

 

18:23 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): why u so cute?

18:57 - Julia ♥: well, that certainly took a while

18:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): to get cute? :3

18:59 - Julia ♥: ye

18:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): I bet <3

19:03 - Julia ♥: 10/10

19:05 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): <3

19:08 - Julia ♥: I would drink your coffee beans

 

d0, wtf are you doing

[d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

d0, wtf are you doing

Julia <3

 

Also, Prilly <3

 

23:57 - Dee_Jay007 ♥: You iz famus suggestor :3

23:58 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Look at me, I'm famous :-D

23:58 - Dee_Jay007 ♥: U iz famus *bows*

23:59 - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you are cute *faints*