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[pomp]

Pomp The Clubâ‚‘â‚“â‚‘: heye

Pomp The Clubâ‚‘â‚“â‚‘: whatcha need

Geel #scrap.tf: Hi, I know you. We are familiar from the school))

Pomp The Clubâ‚‘â‚“â‚‘: I know you too, Rusfuckian

Geel #scrap.tf: -snip link-

 look at my photo))

Pomp The Clubâ‚‘â‚“â‚‘: oh, you are the cowboy man? Well I don't have any yogurt for you

Pomp The Clubâ‚‘â‚“â‚‘: ok I don't have time to have sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower, bye

 

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198048388994/<- was this guy

[A n d y]

11:18 AM - Fuzle: ANDY

11:18 AM - Fuzle: U FAGET

11:18 AM - Fuzle: U FUCKING LEFT

11:18 AM - Fuzle: HUH

11:18 AM - Fuzle: FUCKING BAN UR SHIT

11:18 AM - A n d y: THE HALLOWEEN THINGY

11:18 AM - A n d y: THE GIFTS

11:19 AM - Fuzle: GAWD UR SO BLCK

11:19 AM - A n d y: IM NOT EVEN WHITE

11:19 AM - Fuzle: I KNOW UR YELLOW

11:19 AM - Fuzle: LEIK ME

11:19 AM - A n d y: YOUR WHITE

11:19 AM - A n d y: AS A FUCKING TEACUP

[Rainford]

-snip-

May wanna remove that tinyurl link in your post, people may click on it

[pomp]

May wanna remove that tinyurl link in your post, people may click on it

 

Good thinking... edited, thanks for reminding though

[Cedarium]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Saturday, November 01, 2014

5:43 PM - Cedar~: hey

5:43 PM - Cedar~: i'll buy the desc tag

5:43 PM - Sanic Man #plznerfsanic: hey

5:43 PM - Sanic Man #plznerfsanic: ok

5:43 PM - Sanic Man #plznerfsanic: your the guy from bp.tf :3

5:43 PM - Sanic Man #plznerfsanic has accepted your request to trade.

5:43 PM - Sanic Man #plznerfsanic: i know you

5:43 PM - Cedar~: which one? ;o

5:43 PM - Sanic Man #plznerfsanic:

5:44 PM - Sanic Man #plznerfsanic: the one who loves unusual festive trees

5:43 PM - Cedar~: you've got that right.

5:44 PM - Sanic Man #plznerfsanic:

 

since I'm more of a forums guy, would be interesting if he sees it.

[Punishment_Fatal]

Never tell your password to anyone.

Nimbus: HI

Spooky_Fatal: Hello.

Nimbus: Wait who are you?

Spooky_Fatal: I remember I saw your name on the people who added me from last night.

Nimbus: are you the one buying crates?

Spooky_Fatal: I'm trading #82's for #84's.

Nimbus: I dont want crates :3

Nimbus: How about 4 free?

Nimbus is now Offline.

[A Delicious Cashew]

TheWolfPavel added Strange Widowmaker 2:56:39 PM

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: too low 2:56:54 PM

You added Endothermic Exowear 2:57:25 PM

TheWolfPavel: Go?Strange sall is 7 ref 2:57:47 PM

TheWolfPavel: Sell* 2:57:54 PM

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: I need item overpay 2:58:00 PM

TheWolfPavel removed Strange Widowmaker 2:58:24 PM

TheWolfPavel added Strange Widowmaker 2:58:25 PM

TheWolfPavel: See? 2:58:50 PM

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: removing it and reputting it doesnt change my mind 2:58:53 PM

TheWolfPavel removed Strange Widowmaker 2:59:03 PM

TheWolfPavel added Strange Widowmaker 2:59:04 PM

TheWolfPavel removed Strange Widowmaker 2:59:06 PM

TheWolfPavel added Strange Widowmaker 2:59:07 PM

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: are you going to add something or not2:59:57 PM

TheWolfPavel: What?I add strange Windowmaker. 3:01:05 PM

TheWolfPavel: You see? 3:01:20 PM

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: I need stuff with the widowmaker 3:01:26 PM

TheWolfPavel: O please. 3:02:30 PM

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: nope 3:02:42 PM

TheWolfPavel: Why can not we normal exchange,what*s the problems trade,my weapon sell 7 ref,jacket 7 ref? 3:05:07 PM

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: I need item overpay as I said 10 minutes ago 3:05:24 PM

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: Because you couldn't read my notes 3:05:37 PM

[Supore]

TheWolfPavel added Strange Widowmaker 2:56:39 PM[/size]

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: too low 2:56:54 PM[/size]

You added Endothermic Exowear 2:57:25 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel: Go?Strange sall is 7 ref 2:57:47 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel: Sell* 2:57:54 PM[/size]

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: I need item overpay 2:58:00 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel removed Strange Widowmaker 2:58:24 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel added Strange Widowmaker 2:58:25 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel: See? 2:58:50 PM[/size]

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: removing it and reputting it doesnt change my mind 2:58:53 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel removed Strange Widowmaker 2:59:03 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel added Strange Widowmaker 2:59:04 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel removed Strange Widowmaker 2:59:06 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel added Strange Widowmaker 2:59:07 PM[/size]

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: are you going to add something or not2:59:57 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel: What?I add strange Windowmaker. 3:01:05 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel: You see? 3:01:20 PM[/size]

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: I need stuff with the widowmaker 3:01:26 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel: O please. 3:02:30 PM[/size]

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: nope 3:02:42 PM[/size]

TheWolfPavel: Why can not we normal exchange,what*s the problems trade,my weapon sell 7 ref,jacket 7 ref? 3:05:07 PM[/size]

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: I need item overpay as I said 10 minutes ago 3:05:24 PM[/size]

[GIRL] A Spooky Cashew: Because you couldn't read my notes 3:05:37 PM[/size]

omfg this nearly killed me

[A n d y]

-snip-

lol'd

[cares]

since I'm more of a forums guy, would be interesting if he sees it.

 

That's SirSkelly

[Cedarium]

That's SirSkelly

if his name matched his forums name I would've known.

 

oh well.

[Wubsies ♥]

Never tell your password to anyone.

4:59 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Hi

4:59 PM - Paully Bambino: hey, do you still have the trigon?

4:59 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Yup

4:59 PM - Paully Bambino: sweet. I was wondering if you would be interested in a really nice m4 asiimov. It is BS but it looks Well worn

5:00 PM - Paully Bambino: here are two pics

5:00 PM - Paully Bambino: I've got a really nice Asiimov BS that looks well-worn.

http://imgur.com/ghOblMK,rVIYnkl#0

 Add me to discuss - paully

*Screaming + rage intensifies*

5:00 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: lmao

5:01 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Seems like a phish attempt, might just be me

5:01 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: But nah, I had PLENTY of BS M4 Asiimov offers.

5:01 PM - Paully Bambino: because of my copy+paste thing? xD i was trying to post to other offers... My bad

5:02 PM - Paully Bambino: Honestly, it is a great deal. all the battle scarring is on the back side that you never see. It looks new

5:02 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Nah, i'm good.

5:02 PM - Paully Bambino: ok then have a good day

5:02 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: You too.

5:02 PM - Paully Bambino is now Offline.

[A n d y]

-snip-

 

 

 

i thought the link was a phishing link at first

[cares]

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: Hello

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=:

3:25 - [GIRL] cares ♥: hi

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: I couldnt help notice...

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: Ah nvm

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: I didnt read right

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: XD

3:26 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: Sorry to bug. Madam

3:27 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: Have a nice day~

3:27 - [GIRL] cares ♥: Cya

3:27 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: (HAND)

3:27 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]= is now Offline.

[Chocolate]

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: Heya

The Moon: ello

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: You added me?

The Moon: yes i did

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: For...?

The Moon: ?

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: What did you add me for?

The Moon: because

The Moon: i think u r an awesome person

The Moon: do you really want to know

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: Sorry to break it to you, but I don't accept random adds for that reason

The Moon: i am part of a hight tech organisation made for killing its called the universe group we squish people because i am the moon

The Moon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: Okay.

The Moon: is that a good enough reason?

[GIRL] Charlotte ♥: No.

[Wubsies ♥]

i thought the link was a phishing link at first

lol same, the way he worded it made me quadruple check the link.

[Langweenee]

[GIRL] Langweenee: Hello

Da'fuck: hello

Da'fuck: i have gun monkeys

Da'fuck: gift

[GIRL] Langweenee: I'll buy for 2 scra

[GIRL] Langweenee: p

Da'fuck: scraps

Da'fuck: in the pague

Da'fuck: say keys

[GIRL] Langweenee: what the hell does paque me

You have accepted the trade request from Da'fuck.

(i add 3 scrap, he rage quits)

Da'fuck is now Offline.

Da'fuck is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

[GIRL] Langweenee: bbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyye

[Prawblems]

^his jimmies got rustled big time

 

 

[Wubsies ♥]

9:34 PM - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you are bi?

9:35 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: nu

9:35 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Manly men cuddle

9:35 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

9:35 PM - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): pretty sure u bi

9:35 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: ye

9:35 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Manly men cuddle

9:35 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

9:37 PM - d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1 

 

Who said men couldn't cuddle?

[knavesmith]

Never tell your password to anyone.

9:38 PM - SEND BOX TRADE OFFERS ONLY: GOOD MORNING MODEST PILE OF BOX

9:39 PM - [GIRL MODEST] Oddsmith: Give me a minute while I provide you an image reply

9:40 PM - [GIRL MODEST] Oddsmith: https://i.imgur.com/PbQdiff.png

9:40 PM - SEND BOX TRADE OFFERS ONLY: HUHUHUHUHUHU

9:41 PM - SEND BOX TRADE OFFERS ONLY: WHAT IF I TELL YOU BOX PLANS ON GETTING MODEST UNUSUAL?

9:41 PM - SEND BOX TRADE OFFERS ONLY: FOR SCUNT

9:41 PM - [GIRL MODEST] Oddsmith: I would congratulate you on your achievement

9:41 PM - [GIRL MODEST] Oddsmith: IN ALL CAPS OF COURSE

9:41 PM - SEND BOX TRADE OFFERS ONLY: HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

9:41 PM - SEND BOX TRADE OFFERS ONLY: SPHERE AND BOX

9:41 PM - [GIRL MODEST] Oddsmith: BOX AND SPHERE

9:41 PM - SEND BOX TRADE OFFERS ONLY:  :orb: :crate:

9:42 PM - [GIRL MODEST] Oddsmith:  :B1:

[Wubsies ♥]

Never tell your password to anyone.

10:06 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: Hi there

10:06 PM - Will it fit Oniichan? trade4case: Sup

10:06 PM - Will it fit Oniichan? trade4case: can I trade for your esports cases

10:06 PM - Will it fit Oniichan? trade4case: nvm you dont have any

10:07 PM - [GIRL] Wubsie-Chan ♥: o...kay then.

10:12 PM - Will it fit Oniichan? trade4case is now Offline.

[Twishine]

SSJ5 told me to move it from the great below, so I'm moving it from the great below, a chat with a would-be scammer that had an unexpected left turn and then another

 

tl;dr, someone was going to try to scam me, something what I think resembles a conversation ensues, and end up getting asked to be the person's boyfriend.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.

Sunday, November 02, 2014

1:23 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: yo

1:23 AM - Staz: hi do you still have your unusual hat?

1:23 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: sure, gimme a sec?

1:23 AM - Staz: yes okay

1:27 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: alrighty, trades taken care of, had like 2 others to take care of. pretty small stuff, you know?

1:28 AM - Staz: yeah

1:28 AM - Staz: so..

1:28 AM - Staz: still have the hat?

1:28 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: of course

1:28 AM - Staz: hm how many keys for all? let me know promise i will respect

1:29 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: er... you really don't have any keys at all tho.

1:29 AM - Staz: yes because I buy and sell

1:29 AM - Staz: I will buy the keys and then sell the items

1:30 AM - Staz: ok deal but wait me 10 minutes because im going to buy the keys

1:30 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: hold up a second

1:30 AM - Staz: what

1:30 AM - Staz: ?

1:30 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: awful small backpack size.

1:30 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: like

1:30 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: f2p size.

1:31 AM - Staz: I'm not even playing tf2 cause I buy and sell

1:31 AM - Staz: can you understand?

1:31 AM - Staz: how much for the hat

1:31 AM - Staz: name the price

1:31 AM - Staz: I will respect it

1:31 AM - Staz: I can overpay you know

1:31 AM - Staz: just name the price

1:31 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: 420 keys.

1:31 AM - Staz: are you sure?

1:32 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: I'm not sure how people actually fall for this...

1:32 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: greed yo...

1:32 AM - Staz: okay cool

1:32 AM - Staz: let me think for a sec

1:32 AM - Staz: Ill offer 450 keys but first of all i want to make sure that your hat is not duped. is that okay?

1:33 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: -.- Do you even know what hat I'm offering man?

1:33 AM - Staz: send me the link

1:33 AM - Staz: i closed it

1:33 AM - Staz: fck

1:33 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: You're going to buy an unusual, and you didn't even get the type and effect of hat.

1:33 AM - Staz: I'm a rich man with all due respect.

1:33 AM - Staz: okay

1:33 AM - Staz: coz i dont care

1:34 AM - Staz: you dont want the keys?

1:34 AM - Staz: okay fine

1:34 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: Wasn't getting any from you tho

1:34 AM - Staz: so

1:34 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: I'm not going to ask you anything personal, about who you are or anything.

1:34 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: If you would answer simply, why do this kind of thing?

1:35 AM - Staz: it makes my life easier

1:36 AM - Staz: don't need a job to become a millionare

1:36 AM - Staz: can u understand me?

1:37 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: I can sort of understand what you're getting at... I don't agree with the method, though. In the process of making life easier for yourself, and possibly those who are with you, it does end up hurting another. Equivalent exchange, you know? Like that button you press to get money, but someone dies.

1:38 AM - Staz: okay enough i get you

1:38 AM - Staz: so are we trading or no?

1:38 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: Yeah, I don't have to preach or anything. I really do just like people more than myself, so... it's just the sort of thing I'd never do. People are cool usually. Nah, just do what you do, I guess.

1:38 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: I can't really stop you, or change your mind.

1:39 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: Just that hope things go well in life.

1:39 AM - Staz: okay

1:39 AM - Staz: you're a good man

1:39 AM - Staz: and i know it

1:39 AM - Staz: thanks for this

1:39 AM - Staz: but i'm a very complicated man

1:40 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: Everyone has problems, myself included. Some people think there's are more complicated, and maybe they're right. But we don't have to be alone. I heard that from like a webcomic or something... meant something to me.

1:41 AM - Staz: are we doing the trade or no?

1:41 AM - Staz: please

1:42 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: I'm not intending on doing the trade. I mean, I've already basically stated a ridiculous overpay on a Blizzardy Storm Slouch. I'm not dumb, I got scammed once, so that shaped me up into someone that won't get scammed again. Still doesn't change that I know scammers are still people.

1:43 AM - Staz: It's for the money man

1:43 AM - Staz: you know life is difficult

1:45 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: I don't think I can really keep on saying things without starting to sound preachy... If I had to give any advice, a job is one thing that is more reliable than this. Much more honest as well.

1:45 AM - Staz: I know xD THIS IS A PART TIME JOB HAHA LOL

1:46 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: I'm missing the part where it's funny.

1:46 AM - Staz: yes, sorry.

1:48 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: Show some appreciation for the things you may have that others don't. Really, everything can go away so easily, it's kind of crazy.

1:54 AM - Staz: this life is temporary

1:55 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: It's probably the only one we'll ever have. I plan to use mine towards making it better for others.

1:55 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: Like, actually better.

1:56 AM - Staz: that's good

1:56 AM - Staz: you're making a history of yourself

1:56 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: It's one thing to say it, I've got to prove it to myself. It might impact the world, it might impact a few, just so long as I leave without being forgotten, then I'll be satisfied.

1:57 AM - Staz: will you be my boyfriend?

1:57 AM - Staz: I'm a girl btw

1:57 AM - Staz: u changed me into something

1:59 AM - [AJSA]Twishine#NEVERGIVEUP: That kiiiiiiind of came right out of left-field. I kind of don't really know you yo. I mean, for now, I don't mind the occasional talk, alright? I'm bashful enough as it is

[Julia]

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: Hello

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=:

3:25 - [GIRL] cares ♥: hi

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: I couldnt help notice...

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: Ah nvm

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: I didnt read right

3:25 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: XD

3:26 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: Sorry to bug. Madam

3:27 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: Have a nice day~

3:27 - [GIRL] cares ♥: Cya

3:27 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]=: (HAND)

3:27 - =[Reaper of Chocolate Cookies]= is now Offline.

Everyone used to call me "sir" >.>

 

 02:19 - Julia ♥: hi

02:19 - FLAPPY BEN: hey

02:19 - FLAPPY BEN: i want to sell my boom

02:20 - FLAPPY BEN: my boston boombox

02:20 - Julia ♥: ok

02:20 - You have accepted the trade request from FLAPPY BEN.

02:21 - Julia ♥: thanks

02:21 - FLAPPY BEN: your welcome

02:21 - FLAPPY BEN: are you that girl in the photo

02:21 - FLAPPY BEN: :>

02:21 - Julia ♥: yes

02:21 - FLAPPY BEN: REALLY?

02:22 - Julia ♥: what?

02:22 - FLAPPY BEN: OH GOD I MET 2 GAMER GIRLS IN A DAY

02:22 - Julia ♥: really, who was the other one?

02:22 - FLAPPY BEN: i don't know where she is coming from

02:23 - FLAPPY BEN: 〽Erikaᵀᴳ

02:23 - FLAPPY BEN: you so pretty

02:24 - Julia ♥: ok :3

02:24 - FLAPPY BEN: you from USA, i'm from VietNam :">

 

Maybe I should change my profile pic...

[DrRocksoTheRockNRollClown]

#prayforrockso

[Grimes]

#prayforrockso