Baloo Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 As long as were making threads about poetry, I see it fit to make a thread about limericks. If you do not know what a limerick is, then you may read up on it on the WIkipedia page. Some popular, better-known limericks are as follows: There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Source ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Peru Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night To see that his dream had come true. My own limerick: There once was a bear named Baloo, Who wanted to paint himself blue. He looked for some paint, But then he felt faint, The price seemed too high to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroman Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 There once was a man from Peru Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night To see that his dream had come true. Definitely not me. There was this key in a crate The result could've been great But to my sight It was full of shite Man, I hate my fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Heavy Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 In this thread I do not belong For I rhyme like this a song Although it's a crime I'm no good at rhyme But at least I have a big dong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC22 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5118a99eba25363404000001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
There Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 There was a user named There Whose backpack was filled with just air He wanted a key Maybe two or three But to lower the price, no one dare Also, Baloo, I don't think you can rhyme "Baloo" with "blue" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dixiecountry1971 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 He wanted a unusual One he could wear and make teh others jelly He finally got one He hated it He sold it and lowered the price Did I do gud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Rawer Beryl Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 There once was a man named Hatch Who's real name was Edward Thatch Just kidding, that name is a fabrication To mislead others is his avocation And only sometimes does he meet his match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroman Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 There once was a man named Hatch Who's real name was Edward Thatch Just kidding, that name is a fabrication To mislead others is his avocation And only sometimes does he meet his match This man known as the Key Holder Loves keeping proof in a folder. To imitate Long is for what he would long Problem is he has a short dong. For him, keys will rise further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Rawer Beryl Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 This man known as the Key Holder Loves keeping proof in a folder. To imitate Long is for what he would long It's a good thing he has a long dong. For him, keys will rise further. 1. The man who is number four 2. Is known to all as the Repwhore 3. Because his suggestions are complex 1. Despite that he couldn't be having less sex 2. In the end he will have a positive score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punishment_Fatal Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 There was once a man with keys Who was so full of glee But was in shock When there came a jock Who had gotten more keys from killing trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karam Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Once upon a time KMD had such a little time To drop the mighty bill's And make people eat pills To return to his prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∞Ramses Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 There's a man from TF2 we all know him, so do you but who knows him best, without a doubt it's that beautiful mother of Scout. Well, do you have any clue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Rawer Beryl Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 The Medic of Team Fortress fame,continues to find doves to tameBut one took a trip,into the Scout's torso quick,And only is freed when he's maimed. The Heavy of Russian origin,knows what must go withinA sandvich a daywill allow his medic to playAnd his entire team to win. The Soldier's distinctive flair,lies in shooting those from the air.A soaring rocketlaunched at the Medic's pocket,will make them scream "No fair!" "Mmmph mmph mmph mmmph mph mmmph mph,mmph mmph mmph mmph mph mph mmph mmph mmph"when asked what this means,the Pyro's face simply gleaned,and said "Mmph mph mmph mmph mphh!" The Demoman with one eye,is keen to send bombs on the fly.But with his half vision,He lacks precisionand hits his team-mates, oh my! A dream the Sniper had,showed his parents not at all mad.Though he desires attentionfor his chosen profession,He's "not a crazed gunman, Dad". The Scout asked without a clue,if we knew who we were talking to.With a personal zeal,He said he's kind of a big deal,But we doubt that's completely true. The Engineer from Texas hails,is made mad when his equipment fails.Though the Spy saps his stuff,This makes him mad enough,to kill him with shotgun bullet-hail. The Spy is from somewhere in France, And he's known to adopt a strange stance. And if you're not quick, you'll soon feel a prick From his dagger (or else, from his "lance") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 4th Harbringer Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 In this thread I do not belong For I rhyme like this a song Although it's a crime I'm no good at rhyme But at least I have a big dong There once lived a dude with a dong And the dude put his zipper on wrong When he gave it a zip The zip gave it a rip Now the dong is wider than it's long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyroman Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 There once lived a dude with a dong And the dude put his zipper on wrong When he gave it a zip The zip gave it a rip Now the dong is wider than it's long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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