Praise Gaben

[Jymotion]

discuss.

[~shenanigans]

In the beginning Gaben created the engine and the box. Now the box was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Gaben was hovering over the waters.

 

And Gaben said, “Let there be hats,†and there were hats.Gaben saw that the hats were good, and he separated the expensive from the cheap.Gaben called the expensive “unusual,†and the cheap he called “unique.â€

 

And Gaben said, “Let there be a gap between the hats to separate unusual from unique.†So Gaben made the crate and separated the unusuals inside the crate from the unique around it. And it was so.Gaben called the crate “Mann Co. Supply Crate.â€

 

And Gaben said, “Let the keys under the sky be gathered to one place, and let none appear elsewhere.†And it was so. ¹⁰ Gaben called the keyless ground “2fort,†and the gathered keys he called “Mann Co. Store.†And Gaben saw that it was good.

 

Then Gaben said, “Let the 2fort produce weapons: metal-bearing items and unique hats on the 2fort that bear trading potential in it, according to their various kinds.†And it was so. The 2fort produced metal: battles bearing drops according to their kinds. And Gaben saw that it was good.

[Sheep]

At least we can actually prove he exists.

[MC22]

what shenanigans said sounds like the Bible.

[mattje]

what shenanigans said is the Bible.

fixed

[Pintend]

*sniff*

 

That was beautiful.

[lauraiys]

give this man a medal already ffs

[L?B Hazza]

In the beginning Gaben created the engine and the box. Now the box was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Gaben was hovering over the waters.

 

And Gaben said, “Let there be hats,†and there were hats.Gaben saw that the hats were good, and he separated the expensive from the cheap.Gaben called the expensive “unusual,†and the cheap he called “unique.â€

 

And Gaben said, “Let there be a gap between the hats to separate unusual from unique.†So Gaben made the crate and separated the unusuals inside the crate from the unique around it. And it was so.Gaben called the crate “Mann Co. Supply Crate.â€

 

And Gaben said, “Let the keys under the sky be gathered to one place, and let none appear elsewhere.†And it was so. ¹⁰ Gaben called the keyless ground “2fort,†and the gathered keys he called “Mann Co. Store.†And Gaben saw that it was good.

 

Then Gaben said, “Let the 2fort produce weapons: metal-bearing items and unique hats on the 2fort that bear trading potential in it, according to their various kinds.†And it was so. The 2fort produced metal: battles bearing drops according to their kinds. And Gaben saw that it was good.

That's one way to put it

[Qusk]

Press the Gaben

[Qusk]

Press the Gaben

[lauraiys]

Press the Gaben

Press the Gaben

What.