Stargatius Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I poked a schoolmate in the eye w/ a pencil. He was a bully to me, so I kinda poked him for a gud reason M80 no one shall know... Oh wait. I kinda am posting a reply Why That seriously must hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENDED Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Why That seriously must hurt. i did that once too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeseManfuu Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I once walked up to this fat dude in a walmart and asked if he had the diabeetus. This was when I was about 4. No wonder I'm a natural at the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breadsbank Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I convinced a girl in my second grade class to shit her pants, and she told on me when they realized she had. I got in heaps of trouble for that. omfg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 ^ Holy fucking shit dude, dat sig. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breadsbank Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 ^ Holy fucking shit dude, dat sig. lol look at ur sig lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Charizard Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Eating grass in front of a circle of my mom's friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelated Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Two things: As a young child I put my hand inside this guys shirt thinking it was my dad, and he gave me the strangest look ever and I felt completely embarrassed. During a supppeer long car ride with my parents and family friends when I was like 7 I think, I begged for forever to stop at a bathroom but my parents kept saying no. So eventually after about 3 hours of trying to hold it in I shit my pants. Wait why would you put your hand in your dad's shirt in the first place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spu~ Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 tried masturbaiting when I was like 7 strangely enough, if you try hard enough, you get the same amount of pleasure of an orgasm without an erection.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notecoiler Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I got my Dad fired from his job end of conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hammington Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I was so obsessed with vidya gaems I didn't bother to go to the toilet I would just wet myself It felt nice aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v³ Unknown NO FEAR Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I remember that I used to just steal hundreds of dollars worth of gift cards without even knowing what I was doing, I would just take a couple every time I was in a store and then later throw them away when I got bored. I convinced a girl in my second grade class to shit her pants, and she told on me when they realized she had. I got in heaps of trouble for that. YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakgrund Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I convinced a girl in my second grade class to shit her pants, and she told on me when they realized she had. I got in heaps of trouble for that. How can it be your fault? You can't control other people's pooping needs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comfortable Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Went manic and started singing bohemian rhapsody and imitated guitar riffs My eyes also wander very much, so they land in the most awkward places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
λngelღмander Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I thought it would be funny if someone shit themselves in public, so somehow I convinced her to, a short black girl, and she smelled so much like shit that they caught her. At first she said it was an accident, but then she started crying and she pointed at me. Somehow, they figured it out, and my parents for the first time took me to a shrink. I ended up taking adderall daily, because I was diagnosed with ADHD. I remember being outside, in this area near a picnic table, and I remember seeing her nod her head, and I was like hell yeah I just made this happen, and then the counselor ushered us inside, because it was lunch time, and fifteen minutes later I was in the office getting yelled at, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Python. Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Took a shit in my front yard Pants fell down when I was singing a Weejus song Kissed a girl behind the ear when I went in for a whisper My child years were fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambro Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I stapled my hand to a piece of paper once. Another time I just stapled my fucking hand. Why the fuck hadnt I learned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyPotato Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm sure I have several, but there's one that sticks with me. I asked my mom what a vagina was when I was like 9 or something. We were in the car and she stayed silent for a good 6 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Heavy Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 I've walked into glass doors, screen doors, etc when many people are present. Left hanging during fist bumps or high fives/daps. Knocked the screen out of my window when i attempted to lift it in order to pee out the window because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom. Waving hi to people who are just waving at their friends. Got a bee stuck inside my pants and was stung twice. Sharted in public. I'm so awkward it's not even funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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