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Put your mark on a Burning Team Captain contest!


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Name: The Volcano (Or a volcano name of your choice)

Description: Bob humbly requests a sacrifice, if It's not too much trouble (Like if you get the reference)

If you dont get it, its a legendary gun from borderlands 2.

 

Name: Fiery Soul of the Soldier

Description: It has often been said that Bob's hair was touched by fire.

 

 

Name: Prometheus' Gift

Description: Stolen from the Gods for the mortals.

 

 

Name: Phoenix

Description: A bird that built its own pyre and then was reborn from the ashes.

 

 

Name: Flame Guard

Description: Bob takes cover with a ring of fire that consumes damage, leaving him unharmed.

 

 

Name: Out of the frying pan...

Description: And into the fire.

 

 

Name: ♫Gonna self the world on fire♫

Description: We just wanna have fun.

 

 

Name: Kein mitleid für die mehrheit

Description: The struggle after the horn is blown...

 

 

Name: Red Stained the Earth

Description:

I made an effort

The flames would not stop for me

I control the world

(If you didn't get that, it's a haiku)

 

 

Name: Smoking just wasn't enough

Description: We smoked the stogie and wanted more.

 

 

Name: There be many Team Captains...

Description: But there is only one Team Commander!

 

 

Name: I Have a Dream...

Description: Ë™pÇzá´‰lÉÇɹ uÇÇq sÉÉ¥ ʇI

 

 

Name: plɹoÊ Çɥ┴

Description: ^ My hat caused this to happen.

 

 

Name: bob

Description: pls

 

 

 

Name: That's all folks!

Description: I'll come back for more if you ask  á•¦( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

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*disclaimer*

i made the descs first before matching them with names so... sorry if they r weird

 

Name:

-I Set It On Fire, Sorry.

-The Burning Games

-The Great Fire of My Soul

-YES! YES! to Promotion!

-You're a Goner, Mate,

-Dad wasn't happy

-Fiery Love Affair

-You're Never Gonna Get This!

-Sorry for the Fire

-Flame On

-The Team Dream

 

Desc:

-You can't give me a team captain, and if you did, I'd set it on fire.

-If I burn, this hat burns with us.

-There may be a great fire in our my soul, yet I never come to warm myself about it, instead I have this Team Captain.

-I didn't give fire to this hat, I gave it a promotion.

-I don't want anyone seeing my fire unless I burn them with it.

-One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.

-Once upon a time, man had a love affair with fire.

-On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get to see my Team Captain, so maybe you'll have better luck next time.

-The headline read, Man Saves Child From Burning Hat, and I just have to ask: Why did that kid want to burn down the Team Captain?

-When all else fails, kill it with fire.

-Fire is bright and fire is clean. My choice was right, the Team Captain is my dream.

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"Bobsplosion"

 

-"Creator and destroyer of worlds."

 

"Wildfire"

 

-"Burnt into the minds of others. Scorching those who dare test superiority."

 

 

Whoop, I did not even see that you were paying people.

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It's really hard to tell how many of these suggestions are veiled insults, how many are sincere but uncreative attempts, and how many are uncreative veiled insults.

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It's really hard to tell how many of these suggestions are veiled insults, how many are sincere but uncreative attempts, and how many are uncreative veiled insults.

 

The passive aggressive insults are so real

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Making these up as they pop into my head

 

Name: "They call me Doctor Worm"
Desc: "Good morning, how are you? I'm doctor worm"

 

Name: "Through the Fire and the Flames"
Desc: "We don our head garments"

 

Name: "I'm rich"

Desc: "You don't have an excuse"

 

Name: "Are you challenging my ancestry?"

Desc: "I think you are"

 

Name: "Welcome to the space jam."

Desc: "I will be your guide."

 

Name: "Whoa, whoa oa oa"

Desc: "Sweet hat of mine"

 

Name: "I want to wear my team captain"

Desc: "I want to wear my hat" <- Supposed to be a Bicycle Racing reference but it's kinda obscure

 

Name: "Look at this hat very closely."

Desc: "Can't you see?! It is made of ducks."

 

Name: "A wise man once told me:"

Desc: "Get out of my house."

 

Name: "D-d-d-d-drop the"

Desc: "GUN OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE."

 

Name: "I shall plan my strategy"

Desc: "Over juice and macaroni"

 

(I'm trying too hard at this point aren't I)

 

Name: "I said no to drugs"

Desc: "They wouldn't listen"

 

Name: "Why do people wear hats on their heads?"

Desc: "Nobody knows; butthat did have a nice ring though"

 

Name: "Don't play in traffic"
Desc: "Cars are unholy beasts"

 

Name: "This hat breaks no laws"

Desc: "Which is nice"

 

Name: "THIS ISN'T A GAME!"

Desc: "It's a hat."

 

Name: "What if I told you"

Desc: "That you're reading?"

 

Name: "This hat is on fire"
Desc: "Trees hate you"

 

Name: "Photon"

Desc: "Is it a particle, or is it a wave?"

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Hitler's Firey Dream

 

How did this end up in my oven?

 

Quote of the day from Mr. Bison

 

You are nothing but a piece of trash! And you will be burned like one too!

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Name: It cost $20,000 to wear this hat

 

Desc: ...For 12 seconds

 

Yeah I know its money related but its all I got for now :c

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Name: Team Captain

 

Desc: Our lawyers said 'YES! YES!'

 

A burning tc trying to pass off as a normal one... for once.

but that's not the normal desc...

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Name: Virtual Hats>Real Life

 

Description: Hope mom and dad would be proud.

the sad thing is this describes my life

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Name : "An Extraordinary Abundance of Fire"

Description"Born to burn."

 

Name : "Source of Jealousy"
Description : "It cost five hundreds and forty buds to burn this hat for twelve seconds." -Heavy

 

Name : "Captain Fire" or "Flaming Captain"
Description : "Our troops say HOT! HOT! HOT!"

 

Name : "#1"

Description : "Mr. Krabs didn't mention Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen owned this." (Spongebob Reference)

 

Name : "I'm on fire"

Description : "I got a bad desire. Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire." -Bruce Springsteen.

Can't think of good names/desc. Will edit this post if I find better ones. (Getting even more weird and lame xD)

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