Jakey-Boo Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 So ever since I was around the age of 6 or 7 (cough 7 years ago cough) I have wanted to join the military Don't know how it clicked in my mind but that's what I want to do with my life Now I know I'll be getting a shitton of comments about how I'm too young to be thinking like that. Or I said I was leaving TF2 and came back the same week so no one should take this seriously. I'm as serious as I have ever been. I just want to see what you guys think about this life choice. (I also want to join the SEAL's just so I can do this with the upmost truth) What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 inb4 "Stop playing CoD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tron Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Dreams are dreams and so you should aspire in them. Good on ya. *I mean good dreams. Fighting for your country is good... right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 *I mean good dreams. Fighting for your country is good... right? I... think so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TG Borris Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Too much battlefield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Paincakes Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch. Aside from that, good on ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comfortable Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 "What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo." Good on ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stohpidarsesheet Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 One Direction? Yes? (watch from 1m10s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 "What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo." Good on ya. The attack of Oomiya Shinobu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♠Derpeh♤ Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 If joining the military is what you want to do then go for it just dont think that it's all "fun and games". I know quite a few people who joined and was pretty excited at first thinking it would be cool and fun shooting things all day long...etc and then that quickly died down and they regretted it. Too many people these days get the idea from games that joining the military is awesome...etc It's hard work and a lot of dedication, just know what it is you're signing up for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 If joining the military is what you want to do then go for it just dont think that it's all "fun and games". I know quite a few people who joined and was pretty excited at first thinking it would be cool and fun shooting things all day long...etc and then that quickly died down and they regretted it. Too many people these days get the idea from games that joining the military is awesome...etc It's hard work and a lot of dedication, just know what it is you're signing up for. I ain't expecting to go around 360 noscoping Al Qaeda fegs all day I'm expecting the hard work that comes with serving my country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zcrab Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I ain't expecting to go around 360 noscoping Al Qaeda fegs all day I'm expecting the hard work that comes with serving my country It's more than hard work, are you sure you have the mental abillities to watch your friends die around you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 It's more than hard work, are you sure you have the mental abillities to watch your friends die around you? More than likely yes, when my dog died as a kid I only cried for 7 hours I can handle it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splat Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Why do you want to kill people as if it's justified? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazQ Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Why do you want to kill people as if it's justified?Military doesn't train people to kill. It's more like how to use gun safe way. I'm currently at military service because I live in Finland. Our law says that every man has to join at age between 19-27 and you will serve either 165, 255 or 347 days depending your duty after basic training season (8 weeks) Even that I don't like this that much I respect every volunteer who decides to do it (women here for example) Idk what country you live but you can ask some questions. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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