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Why I love Call of Duty


Jakey-Boo

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Inb4 over 9000 hate messages.

 

But in all seriousness this is why I do now, and forever will love CoD.

 

<Calls in UAV

<See's enemy blip around corner

<Aims and waits

<Gets kill

<Gets called corner camper

 

<Joins Hardcore

<Shoots at enemy

<Teammate runs in front

<Kills teammate

<Gets kill by said teammate

 

<Joins Hardcore

<Sees enemy UAV just got called in

<Pulls out launcher and Shreks destroys it

<Gets called a "fucking bitch ass noob"

 

<Plays Domination

<Caps A flag

<Sees enemy coming towards A

<Hides in corner

<Follows enemy and kills them

<Gets called a camper

 

<Plays Search and Destroy

<Kills all but 1 of enemy team

<Said enemy kills everyone on my team minus me

<Runs out of ammo

 

I am 100% serious right now, these are a few of the MANY reasons I absolutely love CoD

 

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You forgot quickscoping, the average age you'd find in all the lobbies, and healing after taking; 200 bullets, a rocket to the face, and the 20 ft arm that you have with your butter knife.

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maybe you are just 12 jk jk, thats why i hate cod in the first place. Kids screaming when they die and the gunship shit. Basically, its whoever saw the other first wins

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>Why are you

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>jk

>flag camping fagett

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shelling out $60 for the same game every year, and having the player base divided by the pay-to-play map packs released every 3 months.

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It's funny b/c I buy the map packs every year, well except for this year. Ghosts is a fucking mess and I haven't played it since I got it for my birthday

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The way I see it, if youve played one, youve played all. I liked MW2 and Ghosts, even though the "buy our shit" DLCs are quite annoying (especially the fucking weed camos someone stick a knife in my eye if I see another, not to mention there are 5 million fucking customization packs like wtf), but I just mute em and move on, shit they didn't make mute buttons for nothing. I dont play hardcore, so I wouldnt know about that.

 

inb4 codfag I like to change up my games every once in a while mkay.

 

Also you certainly wont get hate messages here, these ARE the TF2 forums.

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Nah, it's okay. You'll grow out of it when you reach about 14.

Either that was a poor attempt at sarcasm or you're serious.

 

I seriously hope its the latter.

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I love call of duty. Black ops 2 is horrendously broken and advanced warfare is likely to be worse. Any cod game coming out from now on is just a copy paste of the previous cod.

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I love call of duty. Black ops 2 is horrendously broken and advanced warfare is likely to be worse. Any cod game coming out from now on is just a copy paste of the previous cod.

 

Cod4: Awesome

Cod5: Awesome

MW2: Advanced stuff, awesome

Black Ops: Nostalgia feel, Awesome

MW3: Slightly less awesome, but still awesome

BO2: Shit, OP SMGs everywhere

Ghosts: Infinity Ward should be killed

Advanced Warfare: It's not CoD anymore

 

Coming from an Ex-CoD Fan, but I still play offline modes on Cod4-BO2 (Offline CoD4-BO2 is the shit)

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Cod4: Awesome

Cod5: Awesome

MW2: Advanced stuff, awesome

Black Ops: Nostalgia feel, Awesome

MW3: Slightly less awesome, but still awesome

BO2: Shit, OP SMGs everywhere

Ghosts: Infinity Ward should be killed

Advanced Warfare: It's not CoD anymore

 

Coming from an Ex-CoD Fan, but I still play offline modes on Cod4-BO2 (Offline CoD4-BO2 is the shit)

I seriously agree, although MW3 got stale quickly. Ghosts honestly feels alot more balanced than others tbh, but the immense amount of customization packs is just a poor attempt at stealing money. Snoop Dogg commentating my matches is really something to be seen, though. It's the only DLC I bought. So worth it.

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Cod4: Awesome

Cod5: Awesome

MW2: Advanced stuff, awesome

Black Ops: Nostalgia feel, Awesome

MW3: Slightly less awesome, but still awesome

BO2: Shit, OP SMGs everywhere

Ghosts: Infinity Ward should be killed

Advanced Warfare: It's not CoD anymore

 

Coming from an Ex-CoD Fan, but I still play offline modes on Cod4-BO2 (Offline CoD4-BO2 is the shit)

agree for the most part, except imo BO2>MW3 and MW3 is down at a similar level with ghosts

I liked BO2 because I could run around with a lock-on rocket launcher and take out 90% of the opponents killstreaks then get #1 ranked on the team for the amount of points it gives you. It was also more fun to play with friends, MW3 was just *spawns in* *takes two steps* *shot in back*

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