DiamondHavoc. Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Got the idea from a Reddit thread. What's the creepiest thing a child said to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex From Security Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Reddit thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 I own an iphone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 A kid? Depends on how old, about 2years ago, so I was like 19 - this two 15 year old girls from 'murica asked me if I could get a bowl of cereals, eat them (crunchy one's) and then drink slowly and they wanted me to also chew slowly. Later that night they wanted me to go to bed with cam & my headset on and snore in the mic.. 100% serious they werent joking, fucking weird as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spu~ Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "I've had sex before" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Google. Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Your balls haven't dropped m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gu_bulls Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "I've lost my virginity before my grandad was born" ~true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian. Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Once walking home from college with one of my friends (she was a girl) this little year 8 (I presume) kid says "Mate you are so gay,I bet you kiss women". I can safely say his logic is rock solid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin the Chicken God Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "do you play call of duty?" ded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wubsies ♥ Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 On my way walking to Spanish class, 3 chick's walk up to me and scream ¡Feliz Cumpleanos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitteh #Everybodys Friend Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 I am 9 so thats why i want you bottekiller scniboms launcher sorry i dont kno prices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zcrab Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "My boyfriend is the love of my life" -My little sister when she was 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zcrab Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "My boyfriend is the love of my life" -My little sister when she was 12After officially saying that they where together, when I told her that she was way too young. She got mad because I laughed when she said it. It lastes for 2 weeks, and know why they broke up? "He was way too much in my life, I dont want to be together with him after school every week" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ward - MvM Anyone? Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "Mommy, daddy touched me yesterday" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Blaze Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "I have a girlfriend in New York. She is hot and not fake." Man, kids on Xbox are a whole 'nother subject. On another note, watching an 8-year old playing "No Russian" and grin while shooting up the airport is surreal beyond comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zcrab Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "I have a girlfriend in New York. She is hot and not fake." Man, kids on Xbox are a whole 'nother subject. On another note, watching an 8-year old playing "No Russian" and grin while shooting up the airport is surreal beyond comparison. The kids on Xbox playing COD are where you get scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The G What ™ Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 One time my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said "That's a big word for a 6 year old!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "Who is that next to you?" Thing is no one was there. o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 One time my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said "That's a big word for a 6 year old!" Snip Wow. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Heavy Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "Hi." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADAMPOKE111 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 "I'm going to come into your garden at night and murder your rabbits." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braskan Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 i had sex in your trash can ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelated Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 i had sex in your trash can ok Funny, I only had garbage in mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Funny, I only had garbage in mine. I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seminal Inhalation Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 True story: >See a kid struggling to open a door >Open it for him >Kid looks at me angrily >Kid yells at me "Fuark you arshole!" >Kid runs away >MFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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