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If you wanna go and trade wit me

We profitin' for money with the gold keys

Oh why do I trade this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

 

If you wanna go and trade wit me

My way or in the die back of my block list

Oh why must I trade this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

 

-actual song "Ride Wit Me" - Nelly

 

 

 

The tradin ain’t over, the tradin ain’t over

The tradin ain’t over

It’s 3 am and theres too many deals

It's just beginning the time of my life

So tell the DJ, j, j, j, j

Turn the motherfuckin deal up, up, up, up, up

Yeah, mister trader, profit, profit, profit

Get me another deal, deal, deal, deal,

Get fucked up!

 

-actual song "Party Ain't Over" - Pitbull

 

 

 

Trade city bitch, Trade, Trade city bitch

Ten ten ten twenties on ya trades bitch

100 deep V.I.P. no guest list

T-Raw you don't know who you fucking with?

Got that other trader fucking with my other trades

Fucking all night trader we ain't friends

Make it sound too cool I ain't selling it

Bar fresher than a motherfucking 1st gen

Gold Star Trade last night ain't killing shit

Young young young trader yeah we getting rich

I Got ya grandma on my trades

Man you know what it is

 

-actual song "Rack City" -Tyga

 

 

 

Well you can tell everybody

Yeah you can tell everybody

Go ahead and tell everybody

I'm that trader, I'm that trader, I'm that trader

Yes I am, yes I am, yes I am

I'm that trader, I'm that trader, I'm that trader

 

-actual song "The Man" -Aloe Blacc

 

 

 

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill

Fifteen percent concentrated power of will

Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain

And a hundred percent reason to make that trade!

 

-actual song "Remember The Name" -Fort Minor

 

 

 

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is

Everything I do, I do it big

Yeah, uh huh, screaming that's nothing

What I pulled off that trade, that's stunting

Repping my town when you see me you know everything

Trade and profit

Trade and profit

Trade and profit

Trade and profit

I put it down from the ref to my buds, I'm in

Trade and profit

Trade and profit

Trade and profit

Trade and profit

 

-actual song "Black And Yellow" -Wiz Kafia

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I remember there was a thread about this a while back where people were creating the song. Looks like it finally happened.

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(Tell Backpack Now!)

 

(Tell Backpack Now!)

 

-actual song "First of the Year (Equinox)" -Skrillex

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I'm gonna buy some hats

only got 20 keys in my backpack

I'm on the market, looking for a dumbass

this is TF2

-Original song "thrift shop" by macklemore

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I see, the keys price a risin'

I see, inflation on the way

Don't cash out tonight

The price just ain't quite right

There's a key, 8 refined.

- Bad Moon Rising
 Creedence Clearwater Revival

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Scout goes "bonk"

Soldier goes "maggot!"

Demo goes "kabooom!"

Heavy goes "pootis pootis"

Medic goes "da uber is ready!"

And the sniper goes "stab stab stab!"

 

But there's one sound

That we don't know

 

What does the Pyro say!?

"mmhrmhghmmmhrmhghmmmhrmhghmmmhrmhghm"

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Scout goes "bonk"

Soldier goes "maggot!"

Demo goes "kabooom!"

Heavy goes "pootis pootis"

Medic goes "da uber is ready!"

And the sniper goes "stab stab stab!"

 

But there's one sound

That we don't know

 

What does the Pyro say!?

"mmhrmhghmmmhrmhghmmmhrmhghmmmhrmhghm"

10/10 best song 2014

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Scout goes "bonk"

Soldier goes "maggot!"

Demo goes "kabooom!"

Heavy goes "pootis pootis"

Medic goes "da uber is ready!"

And the sniper goes "stab stab stab!"

 

But there's one sound

That we don't know

 

What does the Pyro say!?

"mmhrmhghmmmhrmhghmmmhrmhghmmmhrmhghm"

 

10/10 best song 2014

 Parody has already been done 

 

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