overused names/descs for weapons

[Vince_]

I'm sure we all have items in TF2 that we've named/described. What are they?

 

Here are mine:

 

(Note: PREPARE FOR A LARGE AMOUNT OF TEXT)

 

Scout items

Strange Scattergun:

Name: "99 Problems"

Desc: "But heavies ain't one!" (sic).

I didn't name or describe this one.

 

Whoopee Cap:

Name: "The Yarmulke"

Desc: "For some reason, my Scout does not like to be around Medics."

 

Soldier items

Strange Rocket Launcher:

Name: "Utsuho Reiuji's Third Leg"

 

Strange Direct Hit:

Desc: "Hey! You there! Pyro! We have a strict NO RETURNS policy."

 

Pyro items

These four are named after four of my OCs. Well, the OCs are named after them.

Strange Degreaser:

Name: "Sakuya Incendia Hikari"

Desc: "My unlawfully wedded waifu since 8/22/12 - beautiful, isn't she?"

I need to change that to "wife/waifu".

 

Strange Flame Thrower:

Name: "Sakuya Hikari Jr."

Desc: "Time powers and love of fire - two things that run in the family."

I need to change that description. She has no time powers.

 

Strange Backburner:

Name: "Draco Hikari"

Desc: "Son, it's not that you're useless - people just don't give you any respect."

Sad but true.

 

Phlogistinator:

Name: "Kirk Hikari"

Desc: "Son, you may not be Strange, but you're still part of the family."

I want a Strange Phlog.

 

Degreaser (crafted by my friend Siren_ - I was collecting Degreasers and this was the 69th in my collection):

Name: "My 69th Degreaser (Don't tell Resin_!)"

 

Strange Flare Gun:

Name: "Dat Flare Gun"

Desc: "I'm Vince, yinz know me?"

Intentional reference to STAR_.

 

Scorch Shot (crafted by my friend SergeantBaker):

Name: "The Sergeant Shot"

 

Scorch Shot (crafted by my friend Siren_):

Name: "The Siren_ Shot"

 

Scorch Shot (crafted by my friend SwampyTroll):

Name: "The Swampy Shot"

 

Strange Axtinguisher:

Name: "Dat Axe"

Desc: "Now THIS is an axe."

 

Neon Annihilator (crafted by my friend ElNinoDelDiablo):

 Name: "El-Neon-DelDiablo"

 

Strange Powerjack:

Name: "Vince_'s Brutal Bastard Banhammer"

 

Unusual Attendant (Orbiting Planets):

Name: "Galaxy Gas Â®"

 

Sight for Sore Eyes:

Name: "I See What You Did There"

 

Demoman items

Strange Persian Persuader: Name: "Vince of Persia" Get it?

 

Heavy items

Vintage Sandvich (eww):

Name: "The Pootis Power"

I didn't name this one.

 

Engineer items

Vintage Gunslinger:

Name: "Radigan Conagher's Fapping Hand"

 

Teddy Roosebelt:

Name: "Crazygame"

Named after my friend Crazygame/Redbaka/Cirno.

 

Medic items

Strange Crusader's Crossbow:

Name: "Eirin Yagokoro's Bow"

 

Kritzkrieg:

Name: "#heatbringer"

Going in hot! Bringing the heat! Going for the gold! GOLD ACQUIRED.

 

Medi Gun:

Name: "Oh Please Please Cure Me Eirin"

 

Festive Ubersaw:

Name: "Lunarian Bonesaw"

 

Sniper items

Strange Sniper Rifle:

Name: "100% Skilled Bodyshot"

I'm getting better at Sniper, though.

 

Spy items

Strange Revolver:

Name: "Flowering Night"

 

L'Etranger:

Name: "Patchouli's Let-Ranger"

Desc: "'It's the perfect revolver for cowboy Spahs!' - STAR_"

I know the proper pronunciation. 

 

Strange Knife:

Name: "Jack the Ripper"

 

Strange Conniver's Kunai:

Name: "Remilia's Blood-Sucking Kunai"

 

Red-Tape Recorder

Name: "Electric Timehax"

 

Strange Dead Ringer

Name: "Luna Dial"

IT'S NOT A F*CKING MLP REFERENCE

 

Hat of Cards

Name: "Scarlet Devil Casino"

 

Le Party Phantom

Name: "Deflation World"

 

Multi-class/All-class items

Strange Shotgun:

Name: "Satori's Soul-Sucking Shotgun"

 

Freedom Staff

Name: "Meanwhile, in Canada..."

Desc: "'Oof! Dat crit' - SergeantBaker"

 

Strange Half-Zatoichi

Name: "Roukanken/Hakurouken"

 

Marxman (crafted by my friend 1990's Television):

Name: "1990's Communism"

 

Something Special for Someone Special:

Name: "Knife"

 

Deus Specs:

Name: "The Desu Specs"

Desc: "Enables hentaivision while equipped"

 

Pocket Medic:

Name: "MrFish291"

Named after my friend MrFish291.

 

Dr. Whoa (Green):
Name: "Insert Sakuya Izayoi Reference Here"

Not very creative name, but bowties are cool.

 

Genuine Scrap Pack: 

Name: "Scrap Pack Made of Scrap Worn as a 'Pack"

Desc: "Vince_ was here."

 

[Crabislav]

lol'd at Desu specs, the rest is too weabooish for me.

 

I only renamed one item - my unusual wraith rap with cloudy moon. Called it "The Darkest Hour". 2lazy2redescribe tho.

[The Killjoy]

My Desu Specs are better

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/the_enemy_hue/909573433

[@@@@@@]

Scattergun: "SORRY, IS MY SWAG TOO LOUD?"

Sniper rifle: www.enhancedaim.com desc "im desperate for head"

Machina: "LOLOLOLO BODYSHOT"

Backburner "blackburner"

Heart veil: "#THUGLIFE"

Heart festivizer: "lovely lights"

[Alex From Security]

Scorching Detective noir - Named "Scorching Sleuth"

Haunted Safe n Sound - Ghosts n Stuff (Desc. Deadmau5)

20k S.F.rocket Launcher "orbital friendship cannon"

Rocket jumper - North Korea's nuclear program

[Ryoudji]

[Liddojunior]

I named a Sticky Bomb launcher to Sticky bomb launcher to see what happens.

I don't like naming thing so I wouldn't normally.

[~shenanigans]

Ones I've named:

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/2099119 (long story)

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/1295996559

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/1101141924

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/1094035305

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/23373541

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/782895937

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/379653249

 

Ones I've gotten from trades:

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/198312670

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/378994078

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/77853866

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/1026546014

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/1026485244

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/469380319 (really I did NOT name this!)

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/506039320

 

I need more tags, gotta get all the stock weapons

[Woifi The Viking]

I don't want to rename strange weapons because the "how much kills you got prefix" would be not shown. I don't rename normal weapons because I don't use them. I don't rename unusuals because I'm bad at finding names and I want to keep outpost history of my hats as short as possible. I don't rename unique hats because I'm hardly using them. Doesn't renaiming miscs because bad at guessing names and srsly, who renames miscs?

 

I renamed my Ring to "The one ring" with the text on it as desc. And I have 12 unique hats renamed to the unusuals I unboxed. Oh there is one exception I think, my Liberty Launcher turned into a Library Luncher.

[Scott Bakula]

I've done:

 

All/Multiclass:

 

Balloonicorn - Mr. Tibbers, Master Tactician

S. Shotgun - [Pop Culture Refrence]

S. Pistol - Unrelenting Barrage of Justice

 

Pyro:

Madame Dixie - Mrs. Nezbit's Sunday Best

Stockbroker's Scarf - Default name - "Spychecking LIKE A BOSS, reflecting shit LIKE A BOSS, Hudda Hudding LIKE A BOSS!" If I still wore it, I'd rename it to 80's Man Business Essentials

 

Demoman:

Samur-eye - Samurai Jack Daniel's

S. Stickybomb Launcher - Activated Trap Card

Ullapool Caber - The Spanish Inquisition

 

Heavy:

S. Minigun - Fluttershy - "You are going to LOVE ME!!"

Fists of Steel - Tyrannosaurus Rex Masturbation Aid

 

Engineer:

Big Country - Glorious Mullet of Justice

Prairie Heel Biters - Righteous Spurs of Justice - "These boots are made for fraggin' and that's what they'll do"

G. Pip Boy - The old world's legacy of Justice"

S. & V. Frontier Justice - The Molten, Vengeful Stings of Justice

V. Gunslinger - The Cold, Robotic Fist of Justice

 

Sniper:

Sir Hootsalot - Count Reginald Tweetums von Hootenburg

S. Sydney Sleeper - Bear Grylls Special

S. SMG - Spray Your Prayers

S. Jarate - Freshly Squeezed Piss-ade

S. Tribalman's Shiv - The Wanker Shanker

 

Spy:

V. Camera Beard - HO-BO Vision - "Bringing to you the exclusive shank's-eye view!"

 

As for what's next, I need to think of an appropriate Justice title for my Grizzled Growth (As my Engineer of Justice must have a beard of Justice). Also, if I start using my S. Backscratcher more, I think I'll give it the description "Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I'll fuck you with a rake."

[Mr_Crud]

The D n' The B

[Rhys13th]

Just one. A Made Man, tagged to change the name to "Jacqueline" <3

[Sovereign]

Soldier:

 

Strange Rocket Launcher: Uncle Sam's Rocket

 

 

Scout:

 

(did not name this but I bought it from the guy who did)

El Jefe: Fidel el Castro

 

 

I plan to name more items when I buy name tags and desc. tags.

[Woifi The Viking]

Oh I just remembered my ro-bro is Wall-E. I thought about naming it so myself but then I found out that it was quite common...and I saved some metal.^^

[MC22]

Ones I've named:

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/2099119 (long story)

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/1295996559

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/1101141924

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/1094035305

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/23373541

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/782895937

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/379653249

 

Ones I've gotten from trades:

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/198312670

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/378994078

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/77853866

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/1026546014

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/1026485244

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/469380319 (really I did NOT name this!)

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198002367514/506039320

 

I need more tags, gotta get all the stock weapons

I've sold like 9 from 0.38 to 0.66 ref. Can't find any anymore.

[Pintend]

I usually got items named/described from other users.

 

This item is the only item I know of that I have named/described myself:

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197997396468/865444524

 

I'm quite proud of it.

[Vercetti]

I rarely rename items but here is one

[cleverpun]

About a third of the SnS' I've owned were named after brands of headphones.

 

I usually wipe that mess: they're earmuffs not headphones! You're not being clever, engie players!

[lukecandy]

I named my Black Box to "The African American Box"

lol. i sold it though.

[jjjon123]

Black Leprechaun set

 

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197999383453/723547972

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1381226610

 

Random Stuff

 

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197999383453/562034923

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197999383453/488785361 (all my stock stranges were reset becuase I herped and traded them to my alts while sorting my pack)

tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197999383453/422258844

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197999383453/496331382 <3

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1446703149

 

My chocolate crafted hats/miscs

 

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281648911

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281648915

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1288910755

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1288912620

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1288913363

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1381252080

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1381253364

 

My odd level chocolates

 

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723459

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723445

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723452

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723434

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723431

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723448

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723422

[MC22]

Black Leprechaun set

 

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197999383453/723547972

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1381226610

 

Random Stuff

 

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197999383453/562034923

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197999383453/488785361 (all my stock stranges were reset becuase I herped and traded them to my alts while sorting my pack)

tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197999383453/422258844

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561197999383453/496331382 <3

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1446703149

 

My chocolate crafted hats/miscs

 

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281648911

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281648915

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1288910755

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1288912620

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1288913363

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1381252080

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1381253364

 

My odd level chocolates

 

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723459

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723445

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723452

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723434

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723431

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723448

http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440/1281723422

You should have lvl 7 dalokohs.

 

I rarely rename items but here is one

That is a tearable name!

 

 

Who's that guy? billy herrington?

 

 

I'm sure we all have items in TF2 that we've named/described. What are they?

 

Here are mine:

 

(Note: PREPARE FOR A LARGE AMOUNT OF TEXT)

 

Scout items

Strange Scattergun:

Name: "99 Problems"

Desc: "But heavies ain't one!" (sic).

I didn't name or describe this one.

 

Whoopee Cap:

Name: "The Yarmulke"

Desc: "For some reason, my Scout does not like to be around Medics."

 

Soldier items

Strange Rocket Launcher:

Name: "Utsuho Reiuji's Third Leg"

 

Strange Direct Hit:

Desc: "Hey! You there! Pyro! We have a strict NO RETURNS policy."

 

Pyro items

These four are named after four of my OCs. Well, the OCs are named after them.

Strange Degreaser:

Name: "Sakuya Incendia Hikari"

Desc: "My unlawfully wedded waifu since 8/22/12 - beautiful, isn't she?"

I need to change that to "wife/waifu".

 

Strange Flame Thrower:

Name: "Sakuya Hikari Jr."

Desc: "Time powers and love of fire - two things that run in the family."

I need to change that description. She has no time powers.

 

Strange Backburner:

Name: "Draco Hikari"

Desc: "Son, it's not that you're useless - people just don't give you any respect."

Sad but true.

 

Phlogistinator:

Name: "Kirk Hikari"

Desc: "Son, you may not be Strange, but you're still part of the family."

I want a Strange Phlog.

 

Degreaser (crafted by my friend Siren_ - I was collecting Degreasers and this was the 69th in my collection):

Name: "My 69th Degreaser (Don't tell Resin_!)"

 

Strange Flare Gun:

Name: "Dat Flare Gun"

Desc: "I'm Vince, yinz know me?"

Intentional reference to STAR_.

 

Scorch Shot (crafted by my friend SergeantBaker):

Name: "The Sergeant Shot"

 

Scorch Shot (crafted by my friend Siren_):

Name: "The Siren_ Shot"

 

Scorch Shot (crafted by my friend SwampyTroll):

Name: "The Swampy Shot"

 

Strange Axtinguisher:

Name: "Dat Axe"

Desc: "Now THIS is an axe."

 

Neon Annihilator (crafted by my friend ElNinoDelDiablo):

 Name: "El-Neon-DelDiablo"

 

Strange Powerjack:

Name: "Vince_'s Brutal Bastard Banhammer"

 

Unusual Attendant (Orbiting Planets):

Name: "Galaxy Gas Â®"

 

Sight for Sore Eyes:

Name: "I See What You Did There"

 

Demoman items

Strange Persian Persuader: Name: "Vince of Persia" Get it?

 

Heavy items

Vintage Sandvich (eww):

Name: "The Pootis Power"

I didn't name this one.

 

Engineer items

Vintage Gunslinger:

Name: "Radigan Conagher's Fapping Hand"

 

Teddy Roosebelt:

Name: "Crazygame"

Named after my friend Crazygame/Redbaka/Cirno.

 

Medic items

Strange Crusader's Crossbow:

Name: "Eirin Yagokoro's Bow"

 

Kritzkrieg:

Name: "#heatbringer"

Going in hot! Bringing the heat! Going for the gold! GOLD ACQUIRED.

 

Medi Gun:

Name: "Oh Please Please Cure Me Eirin"

 

Festive Ubersaw:

Name: "Lunarian Bonesaw"

 

Sniper items

Strange Sniper Rifle:

Name: "100% Skilled Bodyshot"

I'm getting better at Sniper, though.

 

Spy items

Strange Revolver:

Name: "Flowering Night"

 

L'Etranger:

Name: "Patchouli's Let-Ranger"

Desc: "'It's the perfect revolver for cowboy Spahs!' - STAR_"

I know the proper pronunciation. 

 

Strange Knife:

Name: "Jack the Ripper"

 

Strange Conniver's Kunai:

Name: "Remilia's Blood-Sucking Kunai"

 

Red-Tape Recorder

Name: "Electric Timehax"

 

Strange Dead Ringer

Name: "Luna Dial"

IT'S NOT A F*CKING MLP REFERENCE

 

Hat of Cards

Name: "Scarlet Devil Casino"

 

Le Party Phantom

Name: "Deflation World"

 

Multi-class/All-class items

Strange Shotgun:

Name: "Satori's Soul-Sucking Shotgun"

 

Freedom Staff

Name: "Meanwhile, in Canada..."

Desc: "'Oof! Dat crit' - SergeantBaker"

 

Strange Half-Zatoichi

Name: "Roukanken/Hakurouken"

 

Marxman (crafted by my friend 1990's Television):

Name: "1990's Communism"

 

Something Special for Someone Special:

Name: "Knife"

 

Deus Specs:

Name: "The Desu Specs"

Desc: "Enables hentaivision while equipped"

 

Pocket Medic:

Name: "MrFish291"

Named after my friend MrFish291.

 

Dr. Whoa (Green):

Name: "Insert Sakuya Izayoi Reference Here"

Not very creative name, but bowties are cool.

 

Genuine Scrap Pack: 

Name: "Scrap Pack Made of Scrap Worn as a 'Pack"

Desc: "Vince_ was here."

Mostest expensivest knife.

[✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔]

I have only un-named items. I find named items harder to sell and its all about $$$ So using a name tag or Desc Tag loses profit there. 

[✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔]

Shortstop renamed very early on as a ScatterPistol... I'm very original.

[Chief D]

http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198012960593/594410493 I was buying a mackerel and someone sold this one to me. I fell in love.

 

Also, I renamed my degreaser "The Ghost Buster" but now I started using a strange one, might rename it.

[Julia Gillard the Honest]

I've only done one. http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198005593006/820090789