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Funny Item Renames


Mikusch

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Amateurs. 

When I get bored I rename a strange. A couple of these aren't mine, I just kept them cuz I liked them. In the case of the sapper, I bought it for that reason. 

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I bought a vintage luger named "cause vintage is better" and an sf scatter named "hyperaggressive"

Yeah.

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I had a friend who renamed all his stuff to literal names. 

 

"Milk." (Mad Milk)

"Urine in a jar." (Jarate)

"Black Rocket Launcher." (Black Box)

"A Red Knife." (Tribalman's Shiv)

"Gift Wrap" (The Wrap Assassin)

"Bat with nails" (Boston Basher)

"stick with nail" (Pain Train)

"Can of soda" (Bonk! and Crit-a-cola)

 

 

I could go on and on.

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Saw someone with a collector's black box call it "Red Tube."

Saw someone name their Blutsauger "Dr. Acula"

Saw someone name their Disciplinary Action "Weapon of Ass Destruction"

Saw someone name their Gunboats "Air Jordans"

 

will be back with more later.

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My renames would be:

 

Shotgun - [ Pop Culture Reference ]

Madame Dixie - Mrs. Nezbit's Sunday Best

Samur-Eye - Samurai Jack Daniels

Stickybomb Launcher - Activated Trap Card

Ullapool Caber - The Spanish Inquisition

Minigun - Fluttershy

Family Business  - Wabbit Wecker (Has scouts killed on it)

Fists of Steel - One named Tyrannosaurus Rex Masturbation Aid, other named The Decoy Digits of Destructive Doom

Tribalman's Shiv - The Wanker Shanker

Jarate - Freshly Squeezed Piss-ade

Festive Jarate - A Pissmas Miracle

Sydney Sleeper - Bear Grylls Special

Sir Hootsalot - Count Reginald Tweetums Von Hootenburg

Balloonicorn  - Mr. Tibbers, Master Tactician

 

And then I have my Engineer of Justice

Frontier Justice - The Molten, Vengeful Stings of Justice

Pistol - The Unrelenting Barrage of Justice

Gunslinger- The Cold, Robotic Fist of Justice

Big Country - The Glorious Mullet of Justice

Pip-Boy - The Old World's Legacy of Justice

Prairie Heel Biters - The Righteous Spurs of Justice

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Named my Aussie FJ "The Texas Two-Step". Sounded pretty good at the time. 

 

Saw an entire clan using Conscientious Objectors and Reggelators with "Columbine" in the names.  

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 I once saw a medigun named "If my name dissapears, check your back.'' The description was "Because you gonna get shanked"

My friend has a strange kirtz named "Kirtzqueef"

My Strange revolver is named "France Got Sick of Surrendering"

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