I was thinking about the whole #1 Tuxxy incident, and then I remembered what scrap.tf was all about a few weeks ago. Man, that KritzKast interview with Geel9 is going to be helluva awkward.
The robocrate's description states: "There will probably be a way to open it later.". What if Valve, in a great act of trolling, just never released the keys, ever, and the robocrates just kept dropping and lingering forever?