On a golf course near my apartment, I saw someone gather sand and drop it in the ground and form a heart shape. After that person left, I got a golf club and drew the Chinese character for love in the middle and drew little designs. After I was satisfied with the result, l wrote my name on a nearby sand pile. While I was doing that, some girls in green jackets came to me.

After I had finished engraving my name on the sand, I left to return the club. As I was getting out, I saw the little girls get all the sand they could and dropped it on my work. They also got a golf club and engraved large crosses spanning the whole heart of sand. I couldn't even stop them because they were Chinese, and probably didn't speak any English. Although I enjoy studying Chinese, I don't know enough to ask them to stop.

There was a party nearby that I needed to return to, and when I explained my scenario to my friends and family as to why I went missing, one of them told me that the girls with green jackets visited their room, got rocks and threw them at many windows.

Darn.