Breaaking News: Scientists discover new virus spreading in the Steam Community
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Recent research headed by the eminent scientist Nabe Gewell has proven that a new virus is spreading among members of the esteemed Steam Community. No name has been officially given to this newly discovered noro-virus, but certain users have nicknamed it ‘Loebola’ – however, general opinion of this name is similar to how the average trader reacts to dealing with 9 year olds with the brain capacity of a goldfish on crack. Symptoms of this disease include semi-literacy, a propensity for clicking the ‘add’ button and an even more vicious strain of G. Nilla Bwol. It is said that this illness is incredibly pervasive especially among new users of the Steam Community who have not yet, for want of a better phrase, ‘put their thinking caps on’. Several proposed (yet-untested) treatment methods include a tea-spoonful of arsenic, a sufficiently large dose of chloroform, or even better, a realistic model of the Karambit Fade for those who prefer to bring their sophistication along with them to their graves. A non-lethal cure to combat this deadly disease is still under development.
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