Shrubs Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 What happened before you were born? Same thing when you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakamoto Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I don't understand your question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CUD Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Many things happened before I was born and many more things will happen after I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpai Absol~ Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 My dad fucked my mom and I was a little sperm that is what happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ǍгᴋᴀɴД ₭ɪлʛ Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I'm guessing you mean pre-existences such as still being a sperm (whether or not that sperm existed) or if you're still in the womb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMCBros99 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Dad put sperm in mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heated Bread Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Literally nothing happened before I existed. The world was created 5 minutes ago and it just looks like it's been around longer. All our memories, the fossil record, geologic formations, the cosmic microwave background radiation, etc came into existence at the same time in a way that makes it appear that the universe has been around for billions of years when in fact it's only been around for 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilobacon Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I'm slow as fuck, but I somehow won the sperm race. All those other guys were assholes anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discovery Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I'm guessing you're asking what happens before we are born/after we die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comfortable Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I don't know, and I'm not sure if I should know. Do you know if I should know, or do you think I already know what I should probably know? Are you sure about what you know? Do you know if your knowing is correct? Do you know at all? What is knowing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishtheFish Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I wish I could predict what happens after my death. I can predict that many people will rejoice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherChigga #Mack Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Kobe was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spu~ Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 My dad left me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professional Map Painter Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Literally nothing happened before Kim-Il-Sung existed. The world was created 113 years ago and it just looks like it's been around longer. All our memories, the fossil record, geologic formations, the cosmic microwave background radiation, etc came into existence at the same time in a way that makes it appear that the universe has been around for billions of years when in fact it's only been around for 113 years. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboNEET Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 My dad left me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Shako Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 imagine when you sleep and don't dream. That. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael- Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 nothing because i never was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcherite Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Literally nothing happened before I existed. The world was created 5 minutes ago and it just looks like it's been around longer. All our memories, the fossil record, geologic formations, the cosmic microwave background radiation, etc came into existence at the same time in a way that makes it appear that the universe has been around for billions of years when in fact it's only been around for 5 minutes. Last Thursdayism, but 5 minutes ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 My dad left me Mine left me after, not sure which is worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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