nothingno Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Tell me the absolute worst joke you have ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakgrund Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 This topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zcrab Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Every child was called John, Except for Thomas, his name was jacob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katanabluejay Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? Giraffe, because ice cream has no bones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearly Gates Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 i know many good jokes, but dont wanna get banned here so i'd rather not tell them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aria Heavy-Hand Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Basically any joke that tries to be funny due to randomness. That's like 2nd grade humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehDirtyDan Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Why did Timmy drop his Ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Carlito- Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Every child was called John, Except for Thomas, his name was jacob I laughed my ass off to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Great below incoming. Anyway: What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs floating in the middle of the ocean? Billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synister Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Why was 6 afraid of 7? /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seminal Inhalation Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Knock Knock, Who's there? I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex From Security Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Valve's support system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7supersonicfan Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Yo mama so fat she should go to the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjjon123 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Basically any joke that tries to be funny due to randomness. That's like 2nd grade humor. for example: why did bob die? because he farted so loud that poop exploded out of his butt. *giggle* *giggle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherChigga #Mack Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 All puns Especially clever puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woifi The Viking Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Now you all must die from laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjjon123 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Now you all must die from laughter. Translation: When is dat nunchuck get under stove? YA! Behind dat odor kill flipper gerber! hahgahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ward - MvM Anyone? Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 A guy walks into a bar. OUCH. HahahahahahhAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA M SO FUNEY PHUQ U MY TALENT IS BEYOND GREAT! #GreatBelowPls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zcrab Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Yo Mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her! I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works! Why did the bicycle stop driving? Because it was two-tired! Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iphone? because he couldn't find his droid! Yo Mama so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas, and it's still printing! I can come up with more if you want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(READING_INTENSIFIES) Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
There Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 What's stucco? What happens when you step in bubblegummo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seminal Inhalation Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 A lady orders a meal from Wendy's and the cashier says, "That will be $5.59." And the lady says, "What!? I don't want to buy the place!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Now you all must die from laughter. Anything German has a physical disability of coming across as funny. German sounds too serious and angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spu~ Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Worst joke I ever heard was I'm a good suggester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The G What ™ Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 You should unbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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