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Great below incoming. Anyway: What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs floating in the middle of the ocean? Billy

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Basically any joke that tries to be funny due to randomness. That's like 2nd grade humor.

for example:

why did bob die?

because he farted so loud that poop exploded out of his butt. *giggle* *giggle*

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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

 

Now you all must die from laughter.

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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

 

Now you all must die from laughter.

Translation:

 

When is dat nunchuck get under stove? YA! Behind dat odor kill flipper gerber!

 

hahgahahahahahaha

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A guy walks into a bar. OUCH.

 

 

HahahahahahhAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA M SO FUNEY PHUQ U MY TALENT IS BEYOND GREAT!

 

#GreatBelowPls

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Yo Mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her!

 

I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works!

 

Why did the bicycle stop driving? Because it was two-tired!

 

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iphone? because he couldn't find his droid!

 

Yo Mama so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas, and it's still printing!

 

I can come up with more if you want to

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A lady orders a meal from Wendy's and the cashier says, "That will be $5.59." And the lady says, "What!? I don't want to buy the place!"

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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

 

Now you all must die from laughter.

Anything German has a physical disability of coming across as funny. German sounds too serious and angry.

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