nothingno Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Tell me the absolute worst joke you have ever heard.
Zcrab Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Every child was called John, Except for Thomas, his name was jacob
katanabluejay Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? Giraffe, because ice cream has no bones
Pearly Gates Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 i know many good jokes, but dont wanna get banned here so i'd rather not tell them
Aria Heavy-Hand Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Basically any joke that tries to be funny due to randomness. That's like 2nd grade humor.
TehDirtyDan Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Why did Timmy drop his Ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck.
-Carlito- Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Every child was called John, Except for Thomas, his name was jacob I laughed my ass off to this
puddingkip Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Great below incoming. Anyway: What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs floating in the middle of the ocean? Billy
jjjon123 Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Basically any joke that tries to be funny due to randomness. That's like 2nd grade humor. for example: why did bob die? because he farted so loud that poop exploded out of his butt. *giggle* *giggle*
Woifi The Viking Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Now you all must die from laughter.
jjjon123 Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Now you all must die from laughter. Translation: When is dat nunchuck get under stove? YA! Behind dat odor kill flipper gerber! hahgahahahahahaha
Ward - MvM Anyone? Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 A guy walks into a bar. OUCH. HahahahahahhAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA M SO FUNEY PHUQ U MY TALENT IS BEYOND GREAT! #GreatBelowPls
Zcrab Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Yo Mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her! I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works! Why did the bicycle stop driving? Because it was two-tired! Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iphone? because he couldn't find his droid! Yo Mama so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas, and it's still printing! I can come up with more if you want to
(READING_INTENSIFIES) Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer
There Posted March 21, 2014 Posted March 21, 2014 What's stucco? What happens when you step in bubblegummo.
Seminal Inhalation Posted March 22, 2014 Posted March 22, 2014 A lady orders a meal from Wendy's and the cashier says, "That will be $5.59." And the lady says, "What!? I don't want to buy the place!"
puddingkip Posted March 22, 2014 Posted March 22, 2014 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Now you all must die from laughter. Anything German has a physical disability of coming across as funny. German sounds too serious and angry.
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