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How does your cycle go? In my case, it goes like this...

 

>Joins a server.

>Gets a pocket medic and gets 32 kills as soldier.

>Cap crits and pyros.

>Respawns, gets 700 ping.

>Gets mad and goes sniper.

>Gets one headshot.

>Thinks I'm good and practices on a server for over 25 hours in that day.

>Returns to the server the next day and gets killed 40 times.

>Ragequits.

 

And it restarts.

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> Joins server after not playing for a while

> Gets one of the lowest scores on the leaderboard first round

> Get owned by one of the top scorers

> Next round, attempt to go pyro, soldier or spy.

> Attempt to carry team by taking out a couple support and sentries.

> Changes class

> Team doesn't react upon opportunity

> Lose, quit server.

> Join another server

> Becomes one of the top-scorers somehow

> pwn some noobs

> Leave with honour

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>gets on pub

>is playing on 5 fps

>manages a headshot

>thinks i got gud

>dies ~90 times

>trying to think of a way to disconnect without people thinking i RQ'ed

>afk's till the bot kicks me

>done with tf2 for the day 

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>joins server

>shit team

>joins another (trade)

>8 year olds on mics

>joins another (trade)

>gets random trade requests offering a scrap for an unusual

>joins another

>absolute high house decimation of a pub

>goes back to second server

>can't kill some kid who just picked up the game

>4 snipers, 3 spies and 5 soldiers on enemy team

>yeah, fuck that

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>opens up game to do contract

>contract isn't available

>fuck

>open game two days later

>heavy contract

>fuck

>take 1 hour to finish heavy contract

>get shitty minigun skin worth nothing

>fuck

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Not a fan of greentext, but here we go.

 

> Start up TF2

> Join a random pub

> See one team is getting dominated by another

> Wait until dominating team is free and join

> Consistently help the team by capping points, defending, and shutting down key targets like Medics and Soldiers

> Get killed by a random crit from the Soldier with 3 Unusuals, a Professional Killstreak Aussie Rocket Launcher, and a Medic full of Unusuals pocketing him.

> See kawaii nya~ bind get spammed in chat.

> Respawn

> Die to same pocket combo

> Get autobalanced

> Quit server

> Go onto servers I admin

> See nothing's happening

> Quit TF2

 

Repeat.

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>join server

>do horribly

>ragequit

>see videos of people doing amazing in tf2 a week later

>think "hey maybe tf2 isnt so bad"

>restart

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>Joins Server

>Goes Demo or Scout

>Rips Off Killstreaks of 5-10 in a Row

>Makes Little Kids and Punk Teens Ragequit Alike

>MVP Every Round

>Top Frags the Server

>Laughs, Then JoyQuits the Server

>Rinse, Repeat

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>start up tf2

>Items

>Backpack

>Still poor

>task manager

>hl2.exe

>End Process

>Steam Client Bootstrapper

>Properties

>Local Files

>Delete local game content

>Start Menu button

>Shut Down

 

yeah.

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>joins pub

>plays sniper or soldier

>does pretty well and plays said class until I suck at it

>switches to scout

>proceed to stomp

>get called away from computer

>leaves game on

>bot kicks me

>done

 

With the occasional >900 ping ragequit

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>joins hightower

>goes spy

>gets repeatedly killed by lime / pink scouts

>okay.jpg
>goes soldier w/ stock everything + escape plan

>gets repeatedly killed by lime / pink scouts

>okay.jpg

>goes scout

>gets repeatedly killed by lime / pink scouts

>OKAY.JPG

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ITT: we do greentexts, okay

 

>be me

>join server playing pl_upward

>map switches as soon as I load in

>okay.jpg

>server changes to barnblitz

>goes spy because why the heck not

>walks out of spawn cloaked

>gets hit with a stray flare and becomes revealed

>gets jumped on by 2 demos a heavy a medic and a pyro and dies

>switches class

>walk out of spawn

>gets blown up by 8 crit stickies

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>joins server

>shit team

>joins another (trade)

>8 year olds on mics

>joins another (trade)

>gets random trade requests offering a scrap for an unusual

>joins another

>absolute high house decimation of a pub

>goes back to second server

>can't kill some kid who just picked up the game

>4 snipers, 3 spies and 5 soldiers on enemy team

>yeah, fuck that

>gets bugged by Harry to no end about sexy collector's hats 

ftfy

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>Joins server
>gets gf to medic me
>dies in stupid ass way due to someone with 200ms
>dies to someone with 300ms
>gets killed in a way that shouldnt be possible
>get traded for my items
>killed again by laggers
>rage scramble
>rinse/repeat for 2 hours
>get killed by laggers and leave out of rage
>play again an hour later

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>valve server

>topscore

>get in 4 arguments

>go afk to wait for a lobby

>lobby is shit and unbalanced, not worth the 50 minute wait

>try valve servers again

>more arguments

>my skills decided to leave

>bottomscore

>cry myself to sleep

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>joins server

>topscores as soldier

>gets confidence, tries to become an edgy spy main

>ambassador aim NOT on point

>gets discouraged, cycles through all the classes one by one

>Ends up playing engi and hiding level 1's around corners

>leaves server after a long time 

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>joins hightower

>first life 50 kills 1 death

>other lifes 1 kill each life

>gets bored

>trying less used weapons (panic attack, scorth shot ect.)

>someone in 1000 years caps

>map changes to pipeline

>changes to hightower server

>repeat

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>joins a valve server

>get killed out of spawn

>get auto-balanced!?

>dominate the opposing team

>get killed by random crit

>get auto-balanced again!?

>someone votes to restart map timer

>rage quit

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Lets see

 

Trade

Trade

Trade for hats

Trade for new unusual

Show new shinnies off

Play seriously on pubs for hours

Return to trading again

 

OR

 

head to pubs

pl_upward

play for hours

shut pc down

rearrange loadout

close game

 

Thats utterly it

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>Join a pub server

>pub stomp as scout

>guy gets mad, targets me 24/7 by using an 2nd computer to see where I'm at ( spectator mode )

>talks shit "nobu? more like noobu LOL" "too predictable" "run pussy" etc

>I change server, guy stalks my profile and joins me

>I block him

>I quit

 

 

why do people do this :(

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