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Synister Newbie

Synister

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Never tell your password to anyone.
11:14 PM - Synister| SG: Hello
11:14 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: hi
11:14 PM - Synister| SG: What can I do for ya?
11:14 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: I want to buy you the revolutionaries hat
11:14 PM - Synister| SG: You want to what?
11:14 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: jefe
11:14 PM - Synister| SG: I don't have the jefe
11:15 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: o
11:15 PM - Synister| SG: I have guadalajara and tricorne
11:15 PM - Synister| SG: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/9723896 my trade
11:15 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: ok
11:16 PM - Synister| SG: So do you need anything?
11:16 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: no
11:16 PM - Synister| SG: .....bye
11:16 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: bey
11:16 PM - 「Standardized bitch〠is now Offline.
 

 

P.S: Kitten, That's Long being a faggot retard flower.

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My profile says that my location is in Afghanistan and when people add me from out post for trades and stuff they are like "Oh, cool, are you from afghanistan?" and I'm just like "yea" and tell them a

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AwesomeMcCoolName Newbie

AwesomeMcCoolName

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Never tell your password to anyone.

11:14 PM - Synister| SG: Hello

11:14 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: hi

11:14 PM - Synister| SG: What can I do for ya?

11:14 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: I want to buy you the revolutionaries hat

11:14 PM - Synister| SG: You want to what?

11:14 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: jefe

11:14 PM - Synister| SG: I don't have the jefe

11:15 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: o

11:15 PM - Synister| SG: I have guadalajara and tricorne

11:15 PM - Synister| SG: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/9723896 my trade

11:15 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: ok

11:16 PM - Synister| SG: So do you need anything?

11:16 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: no

11:16 PM - Synister| SG: .....bye

11:16 PM - 「Standardized bitchã€: bey

11:16 PM - 「Standardized bitch〠is now Offline.

 

 

P.S: Kitten, That's Long being a faggot.

Shhhh don't tell him.....

It's        :ph34r:    a      secret  :ph34r:.

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MC22 Newbie

MC22

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Nathan Cash: Ready now?
Merrycatch22: I can buy your cool breeze now for 2 ref
Nathan Cash: the ad said more
Merrycatch22: what!
Merrycatch22: ?
Nathan Cash: here maybe it didnt
Merrycatch22: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/9624544
Merrycatch22: I never changed it
Merrycatch22: good day
Nathan Cash: thanks anyways
 

I say "good day" when I don't make a successful trade

he asked for one more weapon, 2.05 ref

I refused. He left.

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Mr_Crud Newbie

Mr_Crud

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The Brave Little Kitten: sorry

GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: you know WHO I AM ?

The Brave Little Kitten: no?

The Brave Little Kitten: o-O

GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: K FUCK YOU TOO

The Brave Little Kitten: um

GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: SELFISH PUSSY

The Brave Little Kitten: :c

The Brave Little Kitten: lol

GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: SUCK MY BIG FAT MUSCULAR BLACK CURVE STRONG HUGE YELLOW SPICY COCK

The Brave Little Kitten: what the h ell

The Brave Little Kitten: *hell

GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys is now Offline.

 

I rofled.

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Duscoda Newbie

Duscoda

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Guy adds me for this trade

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/9710974

 

Before trade in which he offers 1 key + 1.66 for 3 tags

0:53 AM - Duscoda: hello
10:53 AM - Duscoda: how can I help you
10:53 AM - ღ Everest ღ key-38 qiwi: hi
10:54 AM - ღ Everest ღ key-38 qiwi: 3  Name Tags
 
After saying I only sell in pairs of 2 for 1 key and nothing else
10:56 AM - ღ Everest ღ key-38 qiwi: http://backpack.tf/pricelist?category=tools
10:56 AM - ღ Everest ღ key-38 qiwi is now Offline.
 
The irony when they had a similar trade yesterday.
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Chief D Newbie

Chief D

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The Brave Little Kitten: sorry

GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: you know WHO I AM ?

The Brave Little Kitten: no?

The Brave Little Kitten: o-O

GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: K FUCK YOU TOO

The Brave Little Kitten: um

GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: SELFISH PUSSY

The Brave Little Kitten: :c

The Brave Little Kitten: lol

GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: SUCK MY BIG FAT MUSCULAR BLACK CURVE STRONG HUGE YELLOW SPICY COCK

The Brave Little Kitten: what the h ell

The Brave Little Kitten: *hell

GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys is now Offline.

 

 

I had a weird conversation with this guy, where he said being illiterate was cool. No idea why he's being such an attention whore, but I guess he wants people to think he's mentally disabled.

 

I suggest everyone blocks him: http://steamcommunity.com/id/goodguy123/

 

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AwesomeMcCoolName Newbie

AwesomeMcCoolName

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Never tell your password to anyone.
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: hey
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): hi
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): i want you the high five
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): you have?
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: clean or dirty?
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): clean
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): you have?
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: ya
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): i pay for the all father painted for orange
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: sure
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): You know you'll have to give me something more?
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: i would pass then.
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): what i no understand you?
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: no thnx then.
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): I form brazil
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): i not speak very god
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): *good
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: i wouldnt add.
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): the all father is 2.5 a 3.0 keys
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): You know you'll have to give me something more
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: the all father is 2 keys.
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): no for backpack
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: ok bye.
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): no
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): 1 second
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): More if you announce something by the outpost you do not think you have to sell at the price outpost?
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: the all father is 2 keys, and the high five is 1.5 keys. i clearly stated i want an overpay in items....
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): e exchange soon forgets all my father for his taunt me and something for the ink
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): accept
You have accepted the trade request from \gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR).
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): q minute please
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): *1
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): what will you give me in exchange for ink?
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: nothing
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): So I'll give my ink grace?
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): So I'll give my paint for free?
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: well, the paint only adds a rec or 2, and i wouldn't sell it for more because of the paint.
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): no acresent 1.33
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): i check price
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: unused its 1.33 ref, once paint is used it loses 50% of its value
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): 1 second
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): I do not know that
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): put me in something even if it is the 2 recs
Awesome McCoolName [MCT]: no.
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): Or box number 40 recovered
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): XD
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): good is the high five
You have accepted the trade request from \gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR).
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): loading the item
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): 1 minute trade is bigged
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): *bugged
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR): you is trash
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR) is now Offline.
\gB/ #_V-I-N-Y-L_# (V8ZIMBR) is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
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Triforce of Charmanders Newbie

Triforce of Charmanders

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I had a weird conversation with this guy, where he said being illiterate was cool. No idea why he's being such an attention whore, but I guess he wants people to think he's mentally disabled.

 

I suggest everyone blocks him: http://steamcommunity.com/id/goodguy123/

 

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He should really learn to be more like Long218 (get it?).

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Triforce of Charmanders Newbie

Triforce of Charmanders

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-snip-

I have never been more confused as I am now after reading this conversation.

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Synister Newbie

Synister

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The worst part is that he actually thinks he's a troll.

Him being a troll would be like saying a wall was being mean to you, because they both contribute nothing to society.

 

 

 

To keep it on topic:

 

Been quickselling one of my unusuals, and have gotten several lowball out the ass unusual offers trying to 1:1

My response: I didn't list it as a quicksale to give some f*** a free damn upgrade, I'm doing it to get pure buds.

Theirs: Ok, sorry, bye

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Triforce of Charmanders Newbie

Triforce of Charmanders

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Him being a troll would be like saying a wall was being mean to you, because they both contribute nothing to society

Who?

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@@@@@@ Newbie

@@@@@@

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Tuesday, April 02, 2013
7:47 PM - andy: hi
7:48 PM - nOize: hi
7:48 PM - nOize: still selling teamwork you accept 1 key + 1.33?
7:48 PM - andy: lol
7:49 PM - nOize: ??
7:49 PM - andy: why did you add me to lowball
7:49 PM - nOize is now Offline.
 

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Teeird Newbie

Teeird

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Not a Steam Chat, but a League of Legends post game chatlog:

 

I beat that shen at top lane so badly, and thought I'd give him some tips if he wanted to add me, and this is what happened.

(deathXdesign was my top lane opponent)

 

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Devil Devil 666 joined the room.
3ulmer joined the room.
BeTrayer in HK joined the room.
Teeird: shen
Teeird: feel free to add me
Teeird: for top lane tips
Teeird: on how to get better at the game
deathXdesign: feel free to suck my dick
BeTrayer in HK: 0 deaths~
Devil Devil 666: ....
deathXdesign: and swallow
Devil Devil 666: gg janna
deathXdesign: faggot..
Teeird: lol
Teeird: so hostile
Teeird: just add me
BeTrayer in HK: here janna number
Devil Devil 666: teerid
Devil Devil 666: you are annoying
BeTrayer in HK: 911
Teeird: I go to tournies
Teeird: and win
Teeird: i'm a part of a team
Devil Devil 666: si
Devil Devil 666: so
Devil Devil 666: so am I
Devil Devil 666: but I don't boast
Teeird: shen
TurtleFrappe: im not lol
Teeird: add me pls
Teeird: lets duo
BeTrayer in HK: alright
Teeird: shen
Teeird: add me dude
deathXdesign: zac. stfu inbred nigger. nobody gives a fuck how good you think yuo are
Teeird: add me lets play
deathXdesign: im busy reporting my troll team
Teeird: why are you so hostileeee
deathXdesign: you have been ignored.  i hope you die in a fire while taking your aids medication while your exboyfriend jerks off to your crys for help....faggot

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MC22 Newbie

MC22

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Not a Steam Chat, but a League of Legends post game chatlog:

 

I beat that shen at top lane so badly, and thought I'd give him some tips if he wanted to add me, and this is what happened.

(deathXdesign was my top lane opponent)

 

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Devil Devil 666 joined the room.

3ulmer joined the room.

BeTrayer in HK joined the room.

Teeird: shen

Teeird: feel free to add me

Teeird: for top lane tips

Teeird: on how to get better at the game

deathXdesign: feel free to suck my dick

BeTrayer in HK: 0 deaths~

Devil Devil 666: ....

deathXdesign: and swallow

Devil Devil 666: gg janna

deathXdesign: faggot..

Teeird: lol

Teeird: so hostile

Teeird: just add me

BeTrayer in HK: here janna number

Devil Devil 666: teerid

Devil Devil 666: you are annoying

BeTrayer in HK: 911

Teeird: I go to tournies

Teeird: and win

Teeird: i'm a part of a team

Devil Devil 666: si

Devil Devil 666: so

Devil Devil 666: so am I

Devil Devil 666: but I don't boast

Teeird: shen

TurtleFrappe: im not lol

Teeird: add me pls

Teeird: lets duo

BeTrayer in HK: alright

Teeird: shen

Teeird: add me dude

deathXdesign: zac. stfu inbred nigger. nobody gives a fuck how good you think yuo are

Teeird: add me lets play

deathXdesign: im busy reporting my troll team

Teeird: why are you so hostileeee

deathXdesign: you have been ignored.  i hope you die in a fire while taking your aids medication while your exboyfriend jerks off to your crys for help....faggot

===

LOL in a nutshell. Was fun, but the community sucked. Or is this Dota2?

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Brad Pitt Newbie

Brad Pitt

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Wednesday, 3 April, 2013
4:45 PM - Brad Pitt: hello
4:45 PM - Jezz: Look here
4:45 PM - Jezz: i buy cratf hats
4:45 PM - Jezz: for 1 ref
4:45 PM - Jezz: and resell them
4:45 PM - Jezz: for 2 ref
4:45 PM - Brad Pitt: ok?
4:45 PM - Jezz: So hows that sound
4:46 PM - Jezz: May i buy ur craft hats?
4:46 PM - Brad Pitt: no
4:46 PM - Jezz: oh
4:46 PM - Jezz: what do u sell for
4:47 PM - Jezz: then
4:47 PM - Jezz: Brad.....
4:47 PM - Brad Pitt: i dont sell anything
4:48 PM - Jezz: Alright
4:48 PM - Jezz: bradddddd
4:48 PM - Brad Pitt: bye

 

random adds ftw

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✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔ Newbie

✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔

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Wednesday, 3 April, 2013
4:45 PM - Brad Pitt: hello
4:45 PM - Jezz: Look here
4:45 PM - Jezz: i buy cratf hats
4:45 PM - Jezz: for 1 ref
4:45 PM - Jezz: and resell them
4:45 PM - Jezz: for 2 ref
4:45 PM - Brad Pitt: ok?
4:45 PM - Jezz: So hows that sound
4:46 PM - Jezz: May i buy ur craft hats?
4:46 PM - Brad Pitt: no
4:46 PM - Jezz: oh
4:46 PM - Jezz: what do u sell for
4:47 PM - Jezz: then
4:47 PM - Jezz: Brad.....
4:47 PM - Brad Pitt: i dont sell anything
4:48 PM - Jezz: Alright
4:48 PM - Jezz: bradddddd
4:48 PM - Brad Pitt: bye

 

random adds ftw

 

At least he's honest :P

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iFishyy Newbie

iFishyy

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Whazam {R}: you sell a key for 4.33?

iFishyy: yes

iFishyy: how many would you like?

Whazam {R}: none you highball VIVA LA KEY REVOLUTION 2.33!!! 2.33!!! 2.33!!!!

Whazam {R} is now Offline.

 

For anyone who has actually looked at my profile..

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Santa Heavy Newbie

Santa Heavy

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Steven: i see you saw yur gold paint
Santa Heavy is 16 today![b-Day]: i did see it
Steven is now Offline.

 

wat.
 

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☣Long218☢ Newbie

☣Long218☢

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

9:38 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: wasup

9:38 PM - Whazam {R}: hi you buying bioshock items?

9:38 PM - Whazam {R}: i have 4 left

9:39 PM - Whazam {R}: @2 key each

9:39 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: lol

9:39 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: wtf

9:39 PM - Whazam {R}: i saw your lowball trade nevermind

9:39 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: lol

9:39 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: idiot

9:39 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: fuck off

9:39 PM - Whazam {R}: whole set goes for 14

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: retard

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: LMAO

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: just sold a ssong bird for 4 keys

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: LOOK AT HOW MANY

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: suck it


9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: I BOUGHT

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: AND SOLD

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: IDIOT

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: FUCK

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: OFF

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: trlolololol

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: u mad

9:40 PM - Whazam {R}: yeah u mad

9:40 PM - GoodGuy B> Backpack with keys: you stupid

 

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