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We all have some ideas about how to make the game better, but what are some ideas to make the game worse, specifically relating to weapons? And why are they so gloriously bad?

Here's some ideas.

 

1. Reserve Shooter  Give --> Engineer

   Engies don't have enough options for a primary, and need to be able to minicrit airborne targets because that's an important part of gameplay and will give Engineers a TACTICAL ADVANTAGE.

 

2. Liberty Launcher   Buff --> No Damage Penalty

   Because it's too hard to kill anything with this without using at least 3 rockets, and something so obviously American should be a straight upgrade, obviously.

 

3. Phlogistinilatinator  Buff --> Can airblast

   Because what's the point of crits anyway, if that smug damn demo always shoots pills into my face while running backwards...

 

4. Demoman   Nerf --> Can't run backwards

   F*** you, demomen. What kind of self-respecting/self-loathing drunkard can run backwards without falling over, anyway? If I can't do it, NEITHER CAN YOU

 

5. Force-a-Nature    Buff --> Minicrits airborne targets

   Tiny man make great server-wide ragequit.

 

6. Sydney Sleeper   Change --> Use hitbox of Huntsman; Fires a projectile instead of boolet. Minicrits on headshot. Applies jarate as usual. Speaking of hedshoots...

 

7. Crusader's Crossbow  Buff  --> Can headshot.

   Because Battlemedic is best class

 

More ideas, go.

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7. Crusader's Crossbow  Buff  --> Can headshot.

   Because Battlemedic is best class

 

More ideas, go.

I thought they could? Well that cant 1 shot kill if u headshot, but if u have crits, or hit them last it counts as a headshot

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Boston Basher doesnt do self damage, fucking scout can defy gravity and double jump but cant fucking keep from hitting himself

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Don't know if you only meant only current weapons but

Pyro can now use pistols

Pyro can now use a pistol that crits burning players

 

10/10

Here comes the money

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I thought they could? Well that cant 1 shot kill if u headshot, but if u have crits, or hit them last it counts as a headshot

Can random crit, can't headshot. Nothing you can do with it counts as a headshot, as far as I'm aware

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Pyro can now use a pistol that crits burning players

 

10/10

Here comes the money

Hot damn, it's like those flarepunching script pyros but worse. It's...beautiful

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Boston Basher doesnt do self damage, fucking scout can defy gravity and double jump but cant fucking keep from hitting himself

Mm I feel like if it didn't do damage to self every scout in tf2 would run around swinging this thing to hell and it would be really annoying

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Well I had an idea for the sun on a stick where it crits while you are on fire and slightly lowers afterburn damage

(here come the exploits)

It crits while the Scout wielding it is on fire? So you W+M1 the enemy Pyros? That's...yeah, I like that. Give 'em a taste of their own medicine, as it were. 8/8

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Mm I feel like if it didn't do damage to self every scout in tf2 would run around swinging this thing to hell and it would be really annoying

Like the *old Soda Popper, but worse. 10/10

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Splendid Screen Impact Damage Increases by 10% for every head taken (Max: 8)

 

Backburner airblast force increased by 300%

 

Short circuit removes projectiles with 5 metal and uses 0 when removes no projectile

 

Beggars Bazooka firing speed increase by 15% and 50% ammo supply

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Invis Watch: No decloak time

Spy is too useless because he can't do anything when he uncloaks, so let's just remove it altogether! Now Spy can easily get those backstabs he needs!

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Invis Watch: No decloak time

Spy is too useless because he can't do anything when he uncloaks, so let's just remove it altogether! Now Spy can easily get those backstabs he needs!

Spy can now backstab while invisible

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