Hatch Rawer Beryl Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I'm now going to hold a sort of Batman contest. The winner will receive a refined metal. To enter: Come up with a limerick about Batman, and post it below. I'll pick my favorite. There will be only one winner. *I reserve the right not to pick anyone if I don't like any of the entries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silencedotmid Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triforce of Charmanders Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Jack be nimble jack be quick... i'll f*ck you with this big bat dick. im batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC22 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Batman batman idolized. However I surmise No one can make a limerick. Batman has to suck Hatch's dick Since no one will win the prize. Jack be nimble Jack be quick... I'll f*ck you with this big bat dick. I'm batman. Fan Sick FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Rawer Beryl Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 Jack be nimble jack be quick... i'll f*ck you with this big bat dick. im batman. A limerick is a 5 line poem-like deal, with a strict rhyming pattern, like so: A A B B A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheddarZX Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Nananannananannananananananananananananananananannananana Fapcave Did I do good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baloo Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Batman is the night, Guarding all Gotham City, From smooth criminals #MichaelJackson #NeverForget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceman™ Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Demin Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 There once was a man of the nightWith nefarious criminals he did fightNo powers at allJust a man standing tallDoing his best to stay out of sightBut by day he was Bruce WayneA rich man, simple and plainNo one would suspectOr could even detectThat this man fought the insane.Like the Joker, a crazy clownWho just simply wants to rule the townAnd make Batman smile,If only for a while"Hey Bats? Why so down?"I must apologize hatch, for my multiple rhymesI hope my multiple options are not a crimeBut, I must admitI did quite a bitSo, I expect my payment in due time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Rawer Beryl Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 -snip- Wow, I'm impressed. I very much doubt anyone will be able to top this. If no one tops it by the end of tomorrow, you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∞Ramses Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 A wealthy man that everyone knew But people didn't have any clue It was actually a dark knight Absolutely no fear of height Make sure he doesn't need to chase you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Rawer Beryl Posted October 22, 2013 Author Share Posted October 22, 2013 A wealthy man that everyone knew But people didn't have any clue It was actually a dark knight Absolutely no fear of height Make sure he doesn't need to chase you. Not bad, but I'm not sure if "knew" rhymes with "clue" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∞Ramses Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Not bad, but I'm not sure if "knew" rhymes with "clue" http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/knew knew [noo, nyoo] http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/clue clue [kloo] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Rawer Beryl Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 -snip- haha, whoops, I almost forgot about this. i've added you to give you your prize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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