Hypothetical Universal Strangifier

[Tasty Salamanders]

Now obviously Valve is never going to deliberately release such an item, however as the result of glitched we've had the universal killstreak kits, so basically using the same premise: If a glitch temporarily led to the creation of limited, rare, and expensive Universal Strangifiers and you were to get one, what would you do with it?

 

What if you got several? (Unless you are someone like Bobsplosion at least be reasonable with the amount of items you pick)

 

What if you imposed some arbitrary restriction say; one Strangifier for each class (also multi-class and all-class item picks are allowed)?

 

For my picks:

* Scout - Spoiled for choice with Scout, I would say my Unusual Bonk Helm since it also has a Universal Killstreak Kit on it. However I think the Bonk Helm something that could get a proper Strangifier release sometime in the distant future, so I think I may have to go with my Collector's Bonk! Atomic Punch or my Collector's Crit-a-Cola.

* Sniper - Genuine AWPer Hand

* Soldier - Collector's Pro. KS. Festive Black Box

* Demoman - Collector's Sticky Jumper or my Unusual Spent Well Spirits which also has a Univeral Killstreak Kit on it.

* Medic - Collector's Festive Crusader's Crossbow or a Vintage Kritzkrieg.

* Heavy - I have a lot of choice for Heavy but nothing seems to stick out, so have to remain undecided.

* Pyro - Collector's Lollichop or Collector's Powerjack

* Spy - Genuine Ap-Sap which, again, also has a Universal Killstreak Kit. I would be divided amongst other Spy choices except for pre-existing Strangifier hype for the items.

* Engineeer - Vintage Gunslinger. I would say Collector's Eureka Effect but I'm 100% certain a Eureka Effect Strangifier will be released at some point, it wouldn't surprise me if it was released with the Invasion update.

[Дебра]

I'd strange my TC and all my peace hats... If I could strange my TC, probably banned from that ;-;

[Weedoof]

If I got my hands on one I would sell it to bob so we can see a strange unusual professional killstreak burning team captain. c:

 

Though if I got one to use on myself, I think I'd use it on either my pyromancers mask or my hound dog. Or maybe get an unusual one to use it on first. Two of the only hats / weapons I regularly use that don't already have obtainable strange versions.

[TheVenomWith1n]

probably my spec ks bat outta hell. Or maybe my smoking gibus, but the bat outta hell holds some memories so yeah.

[Scott Bakula]

Just one? My Spycrab.

 

Several? My G. Fetti Collection

[Jams]

If I got one,

 

 

STRANGE CRATE HYPE

 

[CourtneyWendysCommercials]

Sole Mates already have strangifiers, so i would keep one for a Postal Pummeler, then sell any others i may have

[HarryG]

All of my collector's hats 

[CourtneyWendysCommercials]

Sole Mates already have strangifiers, so i would keep one for a Postal Pummeler, then sell any others i may have

EDIT: i forgot, one for my SZS and one for my Mancer

[Jacobmeister]

I would definitely need a strangifier for my Power Up Canteen. 

[Discovery]

I'd Strangify another Universal Strangifier

 

 

 

Strangeception

 

 

[Third]

I'd do it to a good stat-clocked skin, just to see what happens :3

[Tasty Salamanders]

I'd do it to a good stat-clocked skin, just to see what happens :3

But stat-clock skins are already Strange and you can't use Strangifiers on items that are already Strange. Unless mean to use it on a non-Strange skin to see if it gains a stat-clock or becomes a stat-clockless Strange skin? Because I guess that would be interesting to see.

[xG:CL Scootaloo]

I'd stick a Strange kit on my Pro. KS Unusual Crone's. 

[Repose_]

I'd strangify my gunboats because fuck collectors. (Sorry ;~; )

And strangify all my unusual hats *kreygasm intensifies*

[Tasty Salamanders]

Well I got a new item last night and I guess I would have to add it to my list, regardless of whether it would actually work or not.

 

* Professional Killstreak Fireproof Secret Diary

[Major]

Iron Curtain for heavy

Lugermorph

Big Kill

Conscientious Objector

[MM720]

I would obtain a factory new unusual weapon and use the strangifier on it. (preferably a elite or assassin grade skin)

 

BAM I can now multiply the price by 10+

 

If I didn't count price I'd use it on my Unusual Brotherhood of Arms (or any other unusual I own really)

 

If unusual weapons don't count I'd consider using it on my Factory New Lumber from Down Under (underrated sniper skin. My favourite tied with Thunderbolt)