Hatch Rawer Beryl Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Rules: 1. You can only have 4 members besides yourself on the team. 2. We're assuming that each user has the abilities that his reputation suggests he does, not the abilities he actually has. Brad Pitt: He already has lots of experience with zombies, and is also a very experienced fighter, making him a valuable asset to the team. Vincent: With his vast, Spock-like intellect, he is the guide and the brains of the team. Santa Heavy: 1. Because he's the heavy weapons guy. 2. Because he can cheer us all up with Christmas spirit! Baloo: He can distract all the zombies with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFcoC1FJOhA Also he's a bear. Who wouldn't want to have a bear on your side during the zombie apocalypse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Baloo. Same reason. And Pyroman. A tryhard burning zombies. And roller, he brings everything down. That's good in an apoalypse. And santa because I don't want him to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teeird Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 No one. I can't have people cracking jokes while trying to survive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 No one. I can't people cracking jokes while trying to survive choose cleverpun. All serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teeird Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 choose cleverpun. All serious Okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baloo Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Thanks guys. I'm happy that you would choose me to be your bait. Really appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Thanks guys. I'm happy that you would choose me to be your bait. Really appreciate it. no, you're not bait. You're the one guy that keeps me happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwesomeMcCoolName Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Bucket, everyone knows zombies eat brains, so with a bucket on my head i'd be safe. Alex, since hes in security. Vince since his infomercials will literally annoy the zombies to death. G-What since Captain Picard is a badass/Main character so he can't die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegan T-Rex Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Portalfield (real life friend) (can also throw money at the zombies to keep them at bay) Alex from Security (has a horse mask. terrifying.) Blind Polar Bear (A blind polar bear is a force to be reckoned with. A normal polar bear is a force to be reckoned with.) Cleverpun (brains) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christley </3 Peelz Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 id need 2x bucket. everyone know zomibies with buckets are hard as fuck to bring down. so we'd put them on our head and conquer the world by dying first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 chimera, because who wouldnt want something like this on his team: offline because he is a pro at manipulating weapons andy because his stupidness might make the zombies think he is one of them. puddingkip because food can be scarce during a apocalypse (kip = chicken in dutch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macascfl Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 chimera, because who wouldnt want something like this on his team: I thought Chimera was from Resistance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 I thought Chimera was from Resistance. snipetysnip So he would be an alien zombie fighting zombies. Interesting new thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheddarZX Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 heavylord and i have no fucking idea because i know none of you and none of you know me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triforce of Charmanders Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Baloo (because Id ride him into battle, and after battle if ya catch my .... drift) Alex (because i could laugh at him when he tries to make a scorching stash IRL) Santa Heavy (because i lik presentz) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokedem Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Cleverpun for gun knowledge and intellect. Woifi for morale. Crabislav because Russia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys13th Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Rhys, cus he can blow me Rhys, cus he knows his way around various guns irl Oh, and Rhys, cus he's fucking smart. He has enough credits to skip like 2 years of college from APs, and can graduate HS right now, except for 2 classes he has to take as graduational requirements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex From Security Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Baloo (because Id ride him into battle, and after battle if ya catch my .... drift) Alex (because i could laugh at him when he tries to make a scorching stash IRL) Santa Heavy (because i lik presentz) Get hat. Get card. Get Smokes. Get copper. Light it. KABAM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Get hat. Get card. Get Smokes. Get copper. Light it. KABAM. I'll give you money for the supplies if you do this and film it. Or do it somewhere in Europe and let me watch. We'll also invite heavylord and give him the 'honour' or being the hat model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The G What ™ Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Bucket, everyone knows zombies eat brains, so with a bucket on my head i'd be safe. Alex, since hes in security. Vince since his infomercials will literally annoy the zombies to death. G-What since Captain Picard is a badass/Main character so he can't die Does this mean I am part of the main cast of this little play? I actually have a large amount of survival skills, due to personal interests; and can repair a good amount of machinery, due to my job. So I'd be an overall good choice. I need to think about who I would choose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baloo Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Liddo - because he has a Jeep Woifi - because he's Austrian and diversity is important. blind polar bear - because he's a bear, and bears are kickass. Awesome McCoolname - because he has an awesome name, might come in handy. Runner-ups: - Bucket - andy - Hugh Jazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~shenanigans Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Nobody, because it will never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roller Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SCARED OF ZOMBIES :c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teeird Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 These four: http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/user/2938-ltgtlt/ http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/user/1820-oceanhawk/ http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/user/3656-13/ http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/user/2912-devil-dogs-fox1335/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Heavy Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 the do0octer: Medic blind polar bear: 2 bears, Idc if he's blind he can smell the zombies and rip them to shreads. Chimera: Need I say more. Baloo: He's a motherflipping bear for Christ sake. And he can summon his family to do this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phnv3qwZKAo Runner-Ups: cleverpun: can warn the zombies to fuck off bucket: head protection dusk and heavylord: bait puddingkip: food shenanigans: I'll need something to fap to from time to time, he shall be the porn provider (hentai only) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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