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Rules:

 

1. You can only have 4 members besides yourself on the team.

2. We're assuming that each user has the abilities that his reputation suggests he does, not the abilities he actually has.

 

Brad Pitt: He already has lots of experience with zombies, and is also a very experienced fighter, making him a valuable asset to the team.

Vincent: With his vast, Spock-like intellect, he is the guide and the brains of the team.

Santa Heavy: 1. Because he's the heavy weapons guy. 2. Because he can cheer us all up with Christmas spirit!

Baloo: He can distract all the zombies with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFcoC1FJOhA Also he's a bear. Who wouldn't want to have a bear on your side during the zombie apocalypse?

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Baloo. Same reason. And Pyroman. A tryhard burning zombies. And roller, he brings everything down. That's good in an apoalypse. And santa because I don't want him to die

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Bucket, everyone knows zombies eat brains, so with a bucket on my head i'd be safe. 

Alex, since hes in security.

Vince since his infomercials will literally annoy the zombies to death. 

G-What since Captain Picard is a badass/Main character so he can't die

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Portalfield (real life friend) (can also throw money at the zombies to keep them at bay)

Alex from Security (has a horse mask. terrifying.)

Blind Polar Bear (A blind polar bear is a force to be reckoned with. A normal polar bear is a force to be reckoned with.)

Cleverpun (brains)

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id need 2x bucket. everyone know zomibies with buckets are hard as fuck to bring down. so we'd put them on our head and conquer the world by dying first

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chimera, because who wouldnt want something like this on his team:

Chimera_by_josh_buchanan.jpg

offline because he is a pro at manipulating weapons

andy because his stupidness might make the zombies think he is one of them.

puddingkip because food can be scarce during a apocalypse (kip = chicken in dutch)

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Baloo (because Id ride him into battle, and after battle if ya catch my .... drift)

Alex (because i could laugh at him when he tries to make a scorching stash IRL)

Santa Heavy (because i lik presentz)

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Rhys, cus he can blow me

 

Rhys, cus he knows his way around various guns irl

 

Oh, and Rhys, cus he's fucking smart. He has enough credits to skip like 2 years of college from APs, and can graduate HS right now, except for 2 classes he has to take as graduational requirements.

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Baloo (because Id ride him into battle, and after battle if ya catch my .... drift)

Alex (because i could laugh at him when he tries to make a scorching stash IRL)

Santa Heavy (because i lik presentz)

Get hat.

Get card.

Get Smokes.

Get copper.

Light it.

KABAM.

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Get hat.

Get card.

Get Smokes.

Get copper.

Light it.

KABAM.

I'll give you money for the supplies if you do this and film it. Or do it somewhere in Europe and let me watch. We'll also invite heavylord and give him the 'honour' or being the hat model

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Bucket, everyone knows zombies eat brains, so with a bucket on my head i'd be safe. 

Alex, since hes in security.

Vince since his infomercials will literally annoy the zombies to death. 

G-What since Captain Picard is a badass/Main character so he can't die

Does this mean I am part of the main cast of this little play? 

 

I actually have a large amount of survival skills, due to personal interests; and can repair a good amount of machinery, due to my job. So I'd be an overall good choice. I need to think about who I would choose. 

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Liddo - because he has a Jeep

Woifi - because he's Austrian and diversity is important.

blind polar bear - because he's a bear, and bears are kickass.

Awesome McCoolname - because he has an awesome name, might come in handy.

 

Runner-ups:

 

- Bucket

- andy

- Hugh Jazz

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the do0octer: Medic

blind polar bear: 2 bears, Idc if he's blind he can smell the zombies and rip them to shreads.

Chimera: Need I say more.

Baloo: He's a motherflipping bear for Christ sake. And he can summon his family to do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phnv3qwZKAo

 

Runner-Ups:

cleverpun: can warn the zombies to fuck off

bucket: head protection

dusk and heavylord: bait

puddingkip: food

shenanigans: I'll need something to fap to from time to time, he shall be the porn provider (hentai only)

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