funkle Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Make it rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeTheAwesome Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Did you make this thread because of my status update? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taconinja Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Spend a million dollars on tf2 keys and set up multiple bots that will buy and sell keys for 24 keys a bud and 7 ref a key so that buds and ref live forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dynamite Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Buy The Arse Of Everyone In This Comment Section And Make Love To Them Everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomp Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 get 10 host computers and get hax live long, I am the master russian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 1. spend it all on csgo uncasing OR 2. bribe the steamrep admins to get google (known scammer) 's tag removed, then give away a bunch of shit to celebrate CAUSE I DID SOMETHING LOLOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cffg.Prussian PickelCrate Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I'd buy myself a jew, because theyre good with money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KERPKEK Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 1.) Get all the unusuals & shit that I want 2.) Buy a nice car 3.) Buy a plane ticket to visit my girlfriend 4.) Buy a nice house (Not huge, just a nice one) 5.) Invest 6.) Help family & friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Drink Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Plot twist: If a Bajillion would exist and it would be 0.000000000001 P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♏Lazy The Jolly Red Hero♏ Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 A new season of Chowder and some Sour Skittles. And a small settlement in Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scout608 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 make 20 alt accounts and give them 2k bp space then buy 1 of every hat there is including unusuals then build a super computer with an i7 970x quad Titan Z's 128GB RAM 16TB in HDD's 16TB in SSD's then id buy razor keyboards and mouses just to make a video of me destroying them with a sledgehammer made out of pure diamond the hammer would be to heavy to lift so id get some smart people to make a robot do it for me then id buy all the burning team captains there are and show off because everyone knows if you have expensive hats in a video game it makes your weiner bigger i nominate we give this man a bajillion dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♏Lazy The Jolly Red Hero♏ Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 i nominate we give this man a bajillion dollars I second said nomination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Very Nice Canadian Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 1. >Buy Valve >Somehow in make it that you can craft keys in TF2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >Make all hats Unusuals >Make Account with all the Items >Bring back #1 AWPer Hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
west Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 a bajillion dollars can't bring my mom back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallywalrus_ Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 built a super bike, grab a fluidesign, buy a db5, db7 and db9 maybe an agera... maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comfortable Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 - fly to Okinawa with family - construct/get a nice house constructed - decent/good cars - buy a top notch pc - also buy 100s of white dress shirts - give 5% of money to family - set 1% aside for future needs (myself) - burn the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOtherChigga #Mack Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Assuming a bajillion is a billion... Give $200 mil to parents, $100 mil to brother Save $200 mil for myself to use on investing and having fun Spend rest on helping the world (free restaurants for poverty stricken places, environmental cleanup, etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfieOmega Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 First, define the value of bajillion. Well, I would buy all Upgrade to Premiums from the market and store gift these to all Free-to-plays of the world! Okay, I would use the first billion for the above, then use the remaining to pay off debts for friends and family. Once that has been cleared, supply relatives with money to allow them to live a normal life. That's a lot of work, and if there is anything left, 20 Backpack Expanders will be bought, I will buy one of each cosmetic, and buy a substantial amount of Slate to apply to all paintable cosmetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Everything. But first, how about a few planets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keroro1454 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Put .7 bajillion dollars in the bank, laugh as interest tides me over for life. Then waste the last .3 bajillion dollars on a smallish house in a quiet private neighborhood near a train station, a nice luxury car, and make a really nice tech basement with a pimpin' computer, tv etc. In all honesty, I don't need to excessive and pricey. It's impractical, and I don't really want it. What I described is an ideal life, probably with a commuting engineering job. I'd love the monotony of life, it's often what keeps me going, knowing what blissful repetition is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Am I the only one who is scared of a very very large amount of cash? I would probably donate a lot, money is making some people crazy. Obv I'd buy myself a nice place/car/stuffz and probably buy a company or something to spend my freetime on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w0lk Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Support all of my family members. Buy a nice house near lake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazza Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Buy an unbreakable steel glove and punch Jake in the face with it for thinking bajillion is a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stainroll Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Throw PC out of the window and live a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kireek Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Buy an island and turn it into a paintball park using game maps as the paintball arenas. Only the best from the best games will be used so thats Bloodgulch, 2fort, Dust 2, nuketown etc. Also replica weps for the paintball guns because authenticity is top! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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