♥Prof. Sugarcube♥ Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 -snip- I would think it's a Bad idea to spend your money on having expensive stuff for the hell of it but then i'd be a hypocrit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caboose Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 1- lol @ spending money in TF2. Powerball is up to "208 million" which in reality is more like 147 million and assuming you don't hire a tax expert(LOL) you're walking out with 97,000,000 in cash, after taxes, no BS. Let's call it $100,000,000.00 Assuming you are smart (lol 2) you can expect a lifetime return of about 8% a year, so don't touch the money and just become a professional investor(hire someone) and take your 8 million a year. People who make 8 million a year($160,000/week) have better stuff to do than collect unusuals 1.) Don't buy any cars just yet. Just don't. You're going on a vacation with whoever the fuck you want and it's not going to be for five days, you might go to Spain and not come back for six months. 2.) Same goes for houses, month to month rents are ideal until you get settled on what you want to do with the rest of your life. Assuming, though, after our insane vacation, we decide to allocate 50% of our net income to house payments, that's well over $300k/month on a mortgage. I'd get a sickkkkkkk snow cabin Tons of snowmobiles, ATVs, and Jeeps, Vacation destination for me and my friends to just rip around the mountain a badass house in San Diego, where it's always warm, and my main house, not far from my family, not far from NYC. Big enough that my entire family could spend the night during holidays and stuff. Cars: A track-only race car and a Rolls Royce Phantom with a driver/bodyguard. lol@dealing with traffic when you're worth 9 figures. Baller shit: Heated driveway. waiting for people to shovel the driveway is so "non elite wealthy" no thanks. Go to UK, get all my clothes bespoke made from tailors, hire a personal chef because lol_cooking and I certainly don't want to get fat. Donate 5%/year to charity, hang out with Aziz Ansari on yachts, oh, and I would have at least $5,000,000 worth of watches All houses would have a file server with 10,000+ Blu-Rays on SSDs wired to all TVs in the house. My garages would have lifts in them and I'd open an artisan car detailing shop. I'd have video games and stuff but I really don't think I would take my TF2 backpack seriously at all. 8mil/year is just so unreal big it's hard for some people to step back and think about. People who say stuff like "I'd pay off my house and keep my job" are full of pewp. Someone won the 270 million so now its back down to 20 mil for MegaMillions. Where we live righ now (Germantown TN) we are really close to where Fred Smith lives actually and their are some large plots around their and we were thinking of building our own house instead of buying a already built one. I have a watch in mind if i'd want to buy one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. TrollDemo Ph.D Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440,2828161065,96,14 http://www.tf2outpost.com/item/440,3210177709,778,14 Thanks, already knew about them though. The Officer's on SCM is the Officer's you linked The Gentleman's you linked is mine already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Recluse Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 play the powerball then. The odds are "better" at 193,000,000:1 vs 293,000,000:1 but tickets cost twice as much. It's still vastly better to pay $2 for a 1:193 million chance at $147 million than it is to pay $1 for a 1:293 million chance at $50 million or whatever. www.usamega.com is kind of helpful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVenomWithin Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Someone won the 270 million so now its back down to 20 mil for MegaMillions. Where we live righ now (Germantown TN) we are really close to where Fred Smith lives actually and their are some large plots around their and we were thinking of building our own house instead of buying a already built one. I have a watch in mind if i'd want to buy one. plz lrn2 -snip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallywalrus_ Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 snip What's your watch list if you become an old fuck? I'm a watch connoisseur. 1. Rolex datejust, yellow gold, diamond bezel, jubilee bracelet 2. IWC Portugieser Silver on Blue, annual calendar ref #5035 3. Breitling Navitimer 1461 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥Prof. Sugarcube♥ Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Thanks, already knew about them though. The Officer's on SCM is the Officer's you linked The Gentleman's you linked is mine already. I knwo lol, I have a record of every C. Cosmetic holder in existence That Ushanka has been through Sierra and Tiensto, i would know you had it :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. TrollDemo Ph.D Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I knwo lol, I have a record of every C. Cosmetic holder in existence That Ushanka has been through Sierra and Tiensto, i would know you had it :3 Then I guess we both know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caboose Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 What's your watch list if you become an old fuck? I'm a watch connoisseur. 1. Rolex datejust, yellow gold, diamond bezel, jubilee bracelet 2. IWC Portugieser Silver on Blue, annual calendar ref #5035 3. Breitling Navitimer 1461 Bulova Men's Watch Marine Star Chronograph. Looks pretty fleak in my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallywalrus_ Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Bulova Men's Watch Marine Star Chronograph. Looks pretty fleak in my eyes comeon m8, we're talking about $100M and you go for a bulova marine? pls no, you're either really smart with your money, or not a watch man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caboose Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 comeon m8, we're talking about $100M and you go for a bulova marine? pls no, you're either really smart with your money, or not a watch man I'm perfer not to not spend several grand on an uglier watch than that Bulova. I like that hue of blue against the gold color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallywalrus_ Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I'm perfer not to not spend several grand on an uglier watch than that Bulova. I like that hue of blue against the gold color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caboose Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 Now that i would pay for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatrix Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 >read thread >not lottery thread >watch circlejerk thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Recluse Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 cmon m8, we're talking about 100 million and you've got a Datejust and a Breitling? Off the top of my head: PP Grandmaster $3 million Richard Mille tourbillion MB floating hands Villeret Portofino 8 day Hublot Gold Ceramic big bang ALS Datomatic Reverso Triptyque The original Corum Golden Bridge Gyrotourbillion Patek Skeleton whoops ran out of money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallywalrus_ Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 cmon m8, we're talking about 100 million and you've got a Datejust and a Breitling? Off the top of my head: PP Grandmaster $3 million Richard Mille tourbillion MB floating hands Villeret Portofino 8 day Hublot Gold Ceramic big bang ALS Datomatic Reverso Triptyque The original Corum Golden Bridge Gyrotourbillion Patek Skeleton whoops ran out of money datejust is an absolute grail of mine i meant to put Gyrotourbillion on my list, but i can never remember the name. Add that to my list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. TrollDemo Ph.D Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 >watch guys arguing over watches >if they had this kind of money, they could probably pay a watch company to make a watch of their own design Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaim Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 A bit of advice. You will not win the lottery. You will never win the Mega Millions. The odds that you do are so insignificant that you could live a million times and never win (like unboxing am I rite) Please stop spending money on tickets that will lead to nothing. If no one buys tickets, there is no lottery. Cant win the game if you don't play. I'm glad captain's family, my family, and millions of other families participate in the lottery so someone out there can win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallywalrus_ Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 >watch guys arguing over watches >if they had this kind of money, they could probably pay a watch company to make a watch of their own design you can't get more beautiful that a rolex datejust yellow gold, fluted bezel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Recluse Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 do the people starting every sentence with an arrow think that they're somehow creatine and/or funny or do they just not understand how to write a sentence? I see that a lot lately, and I don't get it. oh god a fluted bezel you might older than i am I could rock this though as a daily driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 hats, obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥Prof. Sugarcube♥ Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 do the people starting every sentence with an arrow think that they're somehow creatine and/or funny or do they just not understand how to write a sentence? I see that a lot lately, and I don't get it. >yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v³ Unknown NO FEAR Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 *positive thinking* It's not about positive thinking, it's about the hard facts and truth. Take the number of tickets bought for the Mega Millions in the last month and do some math for yourself. You'd be more likely to die buying the ticket than winning it. If no one buys tickets, there is no lottery. Cant win the game if you don't play. I'm glad captain's family, my family, and millions of other families participate in the lottery so someone out there can win. Really? This is why I hate lottery companies. They fool the poor into thinking they actually have a chance at winning. And you're glad that your family and millions of other poor families out there are tricked into paying for a lottery with a lucky winner? You do realize that these lottery companies make BILLIONS off of the backs of hard working families, paying for advertisements to trick the ignorant folks out there into thinking they actually have a chance, or that lotteries are somehow a good thing to do. I'm sorry to break your dreams, but that's not how reality works. You've been fooled by leechers of society. Do yourself (especially your family) a favour and do some researching before putting money into what is basically a large scale gambling gig. Oh, and speaking of the Mega Millions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatrix Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 do the people starting every sentence with an arrow think that they're somehow creatine and/or funny or do they just not understand how to write a sentence? >newfag >canteventriforce.jpg >what a skrub >get rekt faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julia Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 A modest house + modest car. Save the rest for future expenses or invest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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