A Delicious Cashew Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 not knowing that its australium and not australian getfunky! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Layd Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I'm gonna make fun of myself and say that my wiener is so small that if I ran into a wall with a boner I'd probably end up breaking my nose. A Cyan Stone in Mustard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjjon123 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I'm gonna make fun of myself and say that my wiener is so small that if I ran into a wall with a boner I'd probably end up breaking my nose. Im not even going to talk about how cOLD that makes me feel. Pyroman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Layd Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 0_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knavesmith Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I'm gonna make fun of myself and say that my wiener is so small that if I ran into a wall with a boner I'd probably end up breaking my nose.You shouldn't be leaning forwards when running into walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWarlord Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Red isn't actually my favourite color Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punishment_Fatal Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I hate everyone at my school except for a select few people who aren't obsessed with swag, y0lo, Flappy Bird, etc.... I also have a crush on someone at my school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aria Heavy-Hand Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I have a tendency to add multiple people for a trade. If I get what I needed but more than one person adds me (if I'm not fast enough to remove everyone), I lie and say I added them for some completely random item I don't think they have, so that they don't think I'm an asshole but I still get them to go away lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwesomeMcCoolName Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I have a tendency to add multiple people for a trade. If I get what I needed but more than one person adds me (if I'm not fast enough to remove everyone), I lie and say I added them for some completely random item I don't think they have, so that they don't think I'm an asshole but I still get them to go away lolThat is soooooooo much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I hate everyone at my school except for a select few people who aren't obsessed with swag, y0lo, Flappy Bird, etc.... I also have a crush on someone at my school. Isn't this how we all think about school? And is she blond or a brunette? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baloo Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 When I was little I used to think Potatoes and Eggs were cousins because my mom used to only make the two in the form of mashed potatoes or scrambled eggs, respectively. Therefore I thought since they both started looking the same and were prepared to look the same, then they must've been related. Draco Blaze and puddingkip 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punishment_Fatal Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Isn't this how we all think about school? And is she blond or a brunette? I think brunette. My partial colorblindness doesn't help in this case as she also looks like a dirty blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooden House Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Sometimes when no ones around I find an old mcdonalds bag and I poop in it light it on fire and place it on my own doorstep then pretend like I didnt put it there and then call the cops to attract attention. A Cyan Stone in Mustard and A-money 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Cyan Stone in Mustard Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Sometimes when no ones around I find an old mcdonalds bag and I poop in it light it on fire and place it on my own doorstep then pretend like I didnt put it there and then call the cops to attract attention. http://youtu.be/xuxO6CZptck?t=15s Get Layd and Wooden House 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjjon123 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Once, while browsing the status updates, I added a obvious alt and offered him super low key offer for his unusuals and resold them on the market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Cyan Stone in Mustard Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Once, while browsing the status updates, I added a obvious alt and offered him super low key offer for his unusuals and resold them on the market. wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Heavy Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 I've watched more hentai than anime most likely. Could be a close call between the two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelated Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 You know those tags on mattresses, that say "don't remove, by penalty of law"? I remove those. Oh yeah, and I like to eat uncooked toaster waffles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katanabluejay Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 If you have a "TM" in your name I automatically think you're a dick. A Cyan Stone in Mustard and There 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katanabluejay Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Something I did today: See, yesterday my younger friend came over to my house and started playing tf2 on my computer while I was doing something else. I said he could play but he messed up all my loadouts and now I have to fix them. Today he made his first 2 price suggestions and in order for me to get back at him I go on and criticize his proof, for what it's worth anyways. Good thing he doesn't read the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Layd Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Even though my last name is Lay in real life I have never been laid before. I also think that the quick fix is the worst weapon ever in tf2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Cyan Stone in Mustard Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I also think that the quick fix is the worst weapon ever in tf2. Meh, it's okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin the Chicken God Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 When I take a screenshot of a chat I open up 3 or 4 random chats with people I havent talked to in months to make myself seem more kewl (I srsly cant be the only one who does this) I also thoroughly enjoy being a complete asshole in real life, but enjoy being as nice as I can manage on the internet Also, my name IRL isnt actually Kevin, so it weirds me out when people call me that (and I sometimes accidentally call myself if sometimes x.x) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrakos Anthrakir Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 @kevin yeah I do the same thing with chats :u I also feel bad when I see people online that I haven't talked to in months but still don't talk to them :x I ignore all my irl friends on facebook that I have friended on steam :v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Cyan Stone in Mustard Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I ate the rest of the Jersey Milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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