puddingkip Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 This same thing happened to me today. Except I was on a bus... ...and in the next village when I woke up. Sounds like we both need more coffee in our lives Spiritwalker and Supervise 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilobacon Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Drinking coffee often helps calm me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I've gone through ~70 TOD tickets in under 25 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caboose Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 When I lived in Colorado whenever anyone asked where I lived before I moved I would always say Memphis but actually I am from Germantown, a city near there and I'd round it off to the nearest city, whatever. So I never thought this would happen but I met someone who used to live there also and this is our conversation: Me: Memphis, why? Them:Oh I used to live there, where in Memphis Me:Germantown. Them: Well that's not Memphis, that's another city. What are ya retarded? some of this is true, its up to you to figure out what isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 When I lived in Colorado whenever anyone asked where I lived before I moved I would always say Memphis but actually I am from Germantown, a city near there and I'd round it off to the nearest city, whatever. So I never thought this would happen but I met someone who used to live there also and this is our conversation: Me: Memphis, why?Them:Oh I used to live there, where in MemphisMe:Germantown.Them: Well that's not Memphis, that's another city. What are ya retarded?some of this is true, its up to you to figure out what isn't. there is no fucking way germantown is the name of an actual city. Well then again, american names are shitty beyond belief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caboose Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 there is no fucking way germantown is the name of an actual city. Well then again, american names are shitty beyond belief It is, it has a city partnership with Konigs, Wusterhausen, Germany. Not sure what the correlation is but i do know that during WW1 and 2 it changed its name to Neshoba, which was its name before 1900 something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Moving out of my dorm room for the last time tomorrow, hated a lot of it and complained about it a lot, yet it's still bittersweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roller Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 I have no life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loganog Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 I once sang tik tok when I was 12 years old. Keep in mind I was that ugly fat kid. THE HORROR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meme chan Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 When I was younger I shoplifted a couple of times, got caught, never did it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 When I was younger I shoplifted a couple of times, got caught, never did it again. Hey! Same story here! The only difference is that I never got caught. #2good Now, whenever I see like a third grader, I think to myself "when I was your age, I was stealing toys from Walmart..." .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 I actually like Pewdiepie. Kinda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caboose Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 I used my parents' email to sign up for Club Penguin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfieOmega Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 When I was younger, I found pictures of naked women my brother had hidden. I was amazed at how my penis extended looking at them. That was all I did with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryG Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 It's pretty hard to try and be nice to people when I've been nothing but a douche for my entire time on Steam. =TNW= Maximus™, Jams, MrDeepDarkmind and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 My dick didn't go out for Harambe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Teeny Tiny Cat Posted August 17, 2016 Administrators Share Posted August 17, 2016 i am genuinely proud of harry for trying to be nicer <3 Deku and Carnage 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeepDarkmind Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Never really understood the full concept of love like in person even tho I dated before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 I eat entire apples which most people find really weird, I don't get why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I eat entire apples which most people find really weird, I don't get why. Center part (clock house??? Is that the English word as well) has a really weird texture and doesn't taste good. So normal people don't eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Center part (clock house??? Is that the English word as well) has a really weird texture and doesn't taste good. So normal people don't eat it Everything except the stem, it all tastes good to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDeepDarkmind Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Every time I wear my clothing everyone thinks I'm to edgy but I wear em because I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Applicable Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Everyone think's I'm a chav :^( Hazza, N!K, Birdy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Sometimes when I do reports I end up listening to this somehow Not original but meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryG Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I lied about being nicer to try and get middleman and now that I didn't get it I'm going to be even ruder out of spite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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