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When i was 13/14 I spent a solid fortnight building a bon fire with the intention of lighting it on my birthday. After the two weeks it was a decent size but on the night i wanted to light it it rained and i had to postpone it. I had a week long basketball comp the next day. When i arrived home after the camp i found that in my absence the kid across the road had lit up my bon fire. So in retaliation stole his bike and took to it with a long handled sledgehammer. Bet it was the last bon fire that little bastard ruined. 

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Not sure if this is a bad thing

 

I asked out a girl, got rejected, and I thought that was that. Y' know, get rejected, get teased about it for a while, it dies down, and then it's done.

 

It wasn't that.

 

3 or 4 (can't remember) weeks later, she says she wants some help with the Maths homework, and asks me to come with her into our form room (dunno what that is for Americans, it's basically the room we register in as a form group, hence the name). So, I oblige (keep in mind I do still fancy this girl), and we go in, no equipment or books out anywhere. So I think 'huh, weird, maybe she's just gonna explain it first or something'.

lolno

Let's be blunt.

She lifts up my shirt, kisses my chest, and then...uhh...

lifts up hers

At this point, I'm having a bit of a crisis inside.

I still really fancy her, and obviously want this to continue, but it's just so awkward at this point, so I do the manly thing. 

I put my shirt down.

I put hers down.

And walk out.

Best/worst school day ever.

 

EDIT: Realised I should include her reaction.

I walked out, and she ran after me, and asked why I walked away.

I said, in essence, 'Now that was getting awkward' thanks shpee

Then she screamed at me for walking away, and I continued to walk away.

God it's fun being a dickhead.

I want to beat the shit outta you lel

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The only time I cried since my childhood was not because a relative died (which sadly happened in that time), but because one of our old cats died. RIP Mauzi ;__;

 

I stopped friendship with my former best friend of many years because he turned into a huge weeaboo, even studying japanology at this point.

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when i was like 4 i took a shit on the carpet because i was afraid of the bathroom

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

Darn it.

 

Really though, why would you be afraid?

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You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

Darn it.

 

Really though, why would you be afraid?

i always thought there were like monsters in the bathroom (i was young ok dont judge)

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I still always enter a fake birthday on steam and other places when it wants you to confirm you're 18+. It's not like I make up the date entirely, it's usually just something like 18-9-1991. Force of habit I guess

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I stole 4 computers at school

i just walked out the front door carrying the computers

no one said anything

I also opened up 8 computers and stole the RAM

and the motherboard

and the cpu

and the harddrive

and the CMOS batteries...

again i walked out the front door carrying all of this and nobody said anything

 

EDIT: I also stole a monitor im currently using

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I stole 4 computers at school

i just walked out the front door carrying the computers

no one said anything

I also opened up 8 computers and stole the RAM

and the motherboard

and the cpu

and the harddrive

and the CMOS batteries...

again i walked out the front door carrying all of this and nobody said anything

 

EDIT: I also stole a monitor im currently using

Banned On Sourcerep!!

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