ProPain Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I have killed a lot of animals There's not a single human who hasn't killed an animal, ants count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVenomWithin Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 There's not a single human who hasn't killed an animal, ants count I haven't killed an animal before ;^ AlfieOmega 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
λngelღмander Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Also, the animals I have killed are squirrels, birds, and rats. λngelღмander 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cffg.Prussian PickelCrate Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Usage of the word "unusual" turns me on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!каблам Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I spend more time trading than living my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcherite Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 [redacted] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phone guy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 my head is a phone Kevin the Chicken God, Professional Map Painter and Santa Heavy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrRocksoTheRockNRollClown Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 When i was 13/14 I spent a solid fortnight building a bon fire with the intention of lighting it on my birthday. After the two weeks it was a decent size but on the night i wanted to light it it rained and i had to postpone it. I had a week long basketball comp the next day. When i arrived home after the camp i found that in my absence the kid across the road had lit up my bon fire. So in retaliation stole his bike and took to it with a long handled sledgehammer. Bet it was the last bon fire that little bastard ruined. phone guy, AlfieOmega, Based Chocobo and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomp Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I have stolen an external hard disk. don't report me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∞Ramses Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I'm 23 years old and never had a girlfriend. Never kissed a girl. Never went out with a girl. AlfieOmega, Vaccinated Autist, praise and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zcrab Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I'm 23 years old and never had a girlfriend. Never kissed a girl. Never went out with a girl. Get money, bitches love money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Water Salesman Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'm bipolar and I always try to not feel any emotion towards anything so I don't start freaking the fuck out AlfieOmega 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senpai Absol~ Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Not sure if this is a bad thing I asked out a girl, got rejected, and I thought that was that. Y' know, get rejected, get teased about it for a while, it dies down, and then it's done. It wasn't that. 3 or 4 (can't remember) weeks later, she says she wants some help with the Maths homework, and asks me to come with her into our form room (dunno what that is for Americans, it's basically the room we register in as a form group, hence the name). So, I oblige (keep in mind I do still fancy this girl), and we go in, no equipment or books out anywhere. So I think 'huh, weird, maybe she's just gonna explain it first or something'. lolno Let's be blunt. She lifts up my shirt, kisses my chest, and then...uhh... lifts up hers At this point, I'm having a bit of a crisis inside. I still really fancy her, and obviously want this to continue, but it's just so awkward at this point, so I do the manly thing. I put my shirt down. I put hers down. And walk out. Best/worst school day ever. EDIT: Realised I should include her reaction. I walked out, and she ran after me, and asked why I walked away. I said, in essence, 'Now that was getting awkward' thanks shpee Then she screamed at me for walking away, and I continued to walk away. God it's fun being a dickhead. I want to beat the shit outta you lel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Explosion-chan Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I cri when anime I love ends. Even if the anime is a comedy (seitokai yakuindomo) Pilobacon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilobacon Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I have over 150 registered alts on pokemon showdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiritwalker Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 The only time I cried since my childhood was not because a relative died (which sadly happened in that time), but because one of our old cats died. RIP Mauzi ;__; I stopped friendship with my former best friend of many years because he turned into a huge weeaboo, even studying japanology at this point. puddingkip, Kitteh #Everybodys Friend and AlfieOmega 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoㅤ Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 when i was like 4 i took a shit on the carpet because i was afraid of the bathroom ∞Ramses, Deku, puddingkip and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfieOmega Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 when i was like 4 i took a shit on the carpet because i was afraid of the bathroom You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day Darn it. Really though, why would you be afraid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saveh! Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 i enjoy putting Rift Well Spun Hat Claim Code text on random peoples proflies while i laugh at them! (i dont post the comments) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoㅤ Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day Darn it. Really though, why would you be afraid? i always thought there were like monsters in the bathroom (i was young ok dont judge) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddingkip Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I still always enter a fake birthday on steam and other places when it wants you to confirm you're 18+. It's not like I make up the date entirely, it's usually just something like 18-9-1991. Force of habit I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Dong Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I stole 4 computers at school i just walked out the front door carrying the computers no one said anything I also opened up 8 computers and stole the RAM and the motherboard and the cpu and the harddrive and the CMOS batteries... again i walked out the front door carrying all of this and nobody said anything EDIT: I also stole a monitor im currently using Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVenomWithin Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I stole 4 computers at school i just walked out the front door carrying the computers no one said anything I also opened up 8 computers and stole the RAM and the motherboard and the cpu and the harddrive and the CMOS batteries... again i walked out the front door carrying all of this and nobody said anything EDIT: I also stole a monitor im currently using Banned On Sourcerep!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeTheAwesome Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 -snip-reported, enjoy your permaban from skool:^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deku Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 When i was 13/14... When you were 0.93 years old you built a bonfire? Vaccinated Autist, bugsteravengerz and JakeTheAwesome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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