Utsoob Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 He gets perma'ed, and decides to unleash his rage by... Destroy the statue of Liberty with a super-powered grav gun. But he forgot to get his super important item, his.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-money Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 burning tc which he steals from bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A n d y Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 then as bob got sad, he had his mood swings making him rage in fire making him grab a Sunbeams Gibus. And then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utsoob Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Not this post lol leads a large scale steam manhunt. Bob tries to get Freeman banned on steamrep, but he might as well be yelling out obscenities at a torettes convention hall. He soon calls in his secret weapon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zefrom Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 which is a Nuclear Fart Bomb invented by Christopher Walken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENDED Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 what the fuck ill go with a n d y then as bob got sad, he had his mood swings making him rage in fire making him grab a Sunbeams Gibus.And then..... he used a tsar bomba on freeman's face and smoked weed but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utsoob Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 All the alternate stories collapse onto themselves, creating a black hole that compresses all the various ends into a single one. Freeman and bob stare at each other, hats in hand and guns in the other. As Bob and Gordon rush each other, there is a bright flash of light, and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENDED Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 it was the weed tsar bomba, killing freeman but out of nowhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utsoob Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 It's some schmuck from steam rep. He states that the Beams gibus was previously in a scammers bp, and got Cranwell'd out. Soon, Bob comes to a realization that all his dreams and hopes have been crushed by the cold unfeeling had of steamrep's fucked up priority system. Suddenly, Bob teleports to a land far away, where he sees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A n d y Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 2fort as Gaben comes out of no where, floating down. Giving bob a slap then a Nuts n Bolts Team Captain as Bob...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utsoob Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Cries himself to sleep due to the glory he had just seen. But soon, he is awoken to the sound of 5000 bp.tf notifications, saying that he.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENDED Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 grabed the whole Gaben arsenal and went to Steamrep HQs and went into Mattie! personal room but then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utsoob Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 grabs the whole Gaben arsenal and goes to Steamrep HQs and goes into Mattie! personal room but then... u fukin goof :c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Пол игрока trade karambite Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Then utsoob died the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENDED Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 u fukin goof :c u fukin ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utsoob Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Then utsoob died the end Alas, he did not die, but instead turned into a Ebola Infected Skellington. After making the most rattling bones he has ever seen, he makes his way outside, where.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A n d y Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 Alas, he did not die, but instead turned into a Ebola Infected Skellington. After making the most rattling bones he has ever seen, he makes his way outside, where.... A n d y runs in fear trying to get contact of someone but ends up as a ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENDED Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Lord of Faggots, that makes him cry, a lot. But suddenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utsoob Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 The Ghost of Shitposter's past, Heavylord, comes into view, demanding that Cyan's 666 post streak be broken, or he will "hac all of u". He then floats toward a post office, where he places a item in the deposit box. It is a....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENDED Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 a shitpost bomb, which will increase everybody post count by 100 But then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utsoob Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Polar appears, armed with a Clever pun (Now with 500% more hardscoping), and Heavylord looks at him in fright. but soon shakes it off. He then challenges Polar to a joke contest, or he will detonate more shitpost bombs. Polar then says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENDED Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 "but, all this time, cleverpun was actually cleverPAN" and cleverpun turns into a pan, which polar uses to bash heavy lord head in however... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utsoob Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Polar remembers that he is Blind. He then loses his way trying to find the detonator for the shitpost bombs and place them in a Bucket. But them out of the corner of a blinded eye........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A n d y Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 Puddington Bear came armed with a stick and bacon grease saying "ok. Give me the bucket or y'all gonna get stabbed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENDED Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 but suddenly, cash started to fall from the sky, and then all of it turned into cashew butt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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