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Funniest/Weirdest moment in your trading career?


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Quite a few months back, this happened:

 

I was spycrabbing this kid my few red against his BoA. I won 3-0 and he refused to pay up. He lied to the PPM admin saying he won instead but the PPM admin didn't listen to me or him. I added the kid on Steam. He told me:

'My Dad said I'm never allowed to trade this brotherhood of arms' (he told me he was 9).

We went into voice chat and he threatened to call the police. He also threatened to tell his Dad. He then pretended to be a police officer. This is what he said in his apparent squeaky voice, trying to sound low:

'This is policeman Bob why do you want this child to be banned'. I just laughed, he called me a gay ass hole and end of.

 

Lol

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This is f*cking gold right here, ladies and gents

 

The fact his Dad yelled at me through voice chat was even funnier. Also said the police would take away my laptop.

 

He's American. I'm British. See a problem there?

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Some guy offered me some autographed dota 2 item for my knife, saying that he's overpaying alot.

I had the same dota 2 item and offered for his knife ( his knife was 100 euro cheaper than mine ) and he rejected my offer.

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Kek'd

 

 

Weirdest part of trading for me is when I just joined the server and soon as I talked on mic some guy was moaning and I could hear slaping noises in the background while he was saying "OH YEAH KEEP TALKING... MMMM."

 

; - ;

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I wouldn't call this FUNNY or anything, buuut it's the best I've got. For a while, I had a Strange Professional Killstreak Pain Train, which was about one of the most expensive things I've ever had ever. I had a couple scam attempts while I had it, but I actually got two scam attempts AFTER I sold it and was pretty much poor again (I like to encourage people's trading through donations sometimes, okay? I'm a NICE PERSON.), further proving that scammers really aren't that smart after all.

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Kek'd

 

 

Weirdest part of trading for me is when I just joined the server and soon as I talked on mic some guy was moaning and I could hear slaping noises in the background while he was saying "OH YEAH KEEP TALKING... MMMM."

 

; - ;

I think we all know what he was slapping.

 

OH GOD WHY

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I was in a trade server and someone randomly traded me and asked if I was interested in buying his Strange Pro KS Spy-Cicle. I said I was only willing to pay with items I was already selling, which at the time was a unique Pro KS Claidheamh Mor. After he got tired of me saying I would not add any keys and that I was fine with the deal not going through if he didn't like the offer, he accepted. Half an hour later he added me and said I had scammed him because I didn't add another key. It got to the point where he said he was going to tell the "admin of the whole TF2" if I didn't give him a key. He even went as far as saying he would hack all the items in my bp. Needless to say I blocked him right after that because I was afraid I would absorb some of the stupid he was radiating

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Strange Pro KS Spy-Cicle.

unique Pro KS Claidheamh Mor.

After he got tired of me saying I would not add any keys and that I was fine with the deal not going through if he didn't like the offer, he accepted. Half an hour later he added me and said I had scammed him because I didn't add another key.

Wot sheens and KSers were the weps?

 

Also, this is 2funny for me to grasp.

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I jokingly posted "selling furry porn for keys" on a pub server.

Someone actually added me on Steam, offered me 2 keys in trade offer and asking for the pics

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I jokingly posted "selling furry porn for keys" on a pub server.

Someone actually added me on Steam, offered me 2 keys in trade offer and asking for the pics

kik the nudes or bust

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Sold a Strange Black Box for 9 keys on PPM. It was before killstreaks were introduced. I was laughing and crying in tears of joy. The buyer was offering 9 keys also. I checked his backpack a week after I sold it, the Strange Black Box wasn't in his backpack.

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Announced I was selling terraria on some trading server, guy trades me up and says he can do 4 keys in items.

 

He added 24 keys worth.

 

 

Guy was selling all of his crates in bulk, I offered to buy a few of the ones I wanted at the price he was asking for the whole lot. He refused.

 

 

I had a guy offer me two unusuals for my bills hat, then add me 6 months later accusing me of scamming him.

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Announced I was selling terraria on some trading server, guy trades me up and says he can do 4 keys in items.

 

He added 24 keys worth.

 

 

Guy was selling all of his crates in bulk, I offered to buy a few of the ones I wanted at the price he was asking for the whole lot. He refused.

 

 

I had a guy offer me two unusuals for my bills hat, then add me 6 months later accusing me of scamming him.

lol

 

Never try selling 2 items (Bonk Helm and Sole Saviors) for a key. It.. worked. He was wanting to buy a hat for a key.

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Well, its not funny, but its quite wierd what happened to me when i first started TF2, Some 7 year old came up to me and traded me, he said bills. i said what? then he put a bills up i put a weapon up (i didnt know trading at the time) and he clicked ready and so did i, and i was like.. DANGIT I GOT SCAMMED OUT OF A JAG FFS

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Joining a server and instantly seeing someone writing "First person to trade me gets a free unusual". Gullable as I was I traded him. But he wasn't lying. He gave me a free clean tf logo exquisite rack

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