The Vending Machine Game

[Punishment_Fatal]

I get Heisenberg saying, "I'm the cook."

 

I insert boxing gloves and a dark-skinned man of African descent that has apprehended my bipedal needs of transportation without my consent.

[kernymi]

I get Rocky Balboa.

 

I insert back Rocky Balboa.

[BlaqkAudio]

I get a tiger's eye. See what I did there? c;

 

I insert a klondike bar.

[Punishment_Fatal]

I get a tiger's eye. See what I did there? c;

 

I insert a klondike bar.

I get people doing crazy things to get the Klondike bar.

 

I insert random Steam reviews for a game that's considered ecchi.

[Cedarium]

I get a kotaku article.

 

I insert a drunk.

[Sir Lagsalot]

I get Blue Sky

 

I insert Daryl

[Punishment_Fatal]

I get fans saying they'll riot if he dies.

 

I insert a buff little man who is boxing against an ape.

[Prince Lowell]

I get baby saxton hale

 

I insert OP, Volvo, Plz. nurf

[Sir Lagsalot]

I get phl0gg

 

I insert bad punz

[Cedarium]

I get cleverpuns old email address.

 

I insert a skeleton.

[Pan]

I get cleverpuns old email address.

 

I insert a skeleton.

I get spooked

 

I insert blood

[Cedarium]

I get spooked

 

I insert blood

I get a recently deceased Lithuanian chain smoker who was stabbed to death on Halloween.

 

I insert a pile of watermelons.

[Punishment_Fatal]

I get a man who stole my bike.

 

I insert a horrible audio quality video.

[Cedarium]

I get the camera from mom.

 

I insert a chip

[knavesmith]

I get the camera from mom.

 

I insert a chip

I get a fried chip

 

I insert nothing

[Cedarium]

I get a fried chip

 

I insert nothing

I get something.

 

I insert a stupid fashion trend.

[knavesmith]

I get something.

 

I insert a stupid fashion trend.

I get cancer

 

I insert some of my brain cells

[Wubsies ♥]

I get lack of other brain cells

 

I insert the center of a Tootsie pop

[WAAAAHT]

I get free soda.

I insert Walter White.

I get Breaking Bad'd.

 

I insert Earbud

[Depression is ass]

I get Breaking Bad'd.

 

I insert Earbud

I get new earbuds for my ipad

 

I insert Virtual Boy

[Zefrom]

I get new earbuds for my ipad

 

I insert Virtual Boy

I got Oculus Rift

 

I insert Corrupted TF2 Game File

[CommissarDennis]

I got Oculus Rift

 

I insert Corrupted TF2 Game File

 

I get fix on Valve time.

 

I insert time machine capable of inducing Valve time onto anything

[Depression is ass]

I get fix on Valve time.

 

I insert time machine capable of inducing Valve time onto anything

I get free unusual saying EXTERMINATE! and Gabe's job 

 

I insert bag

[CommissarDennis]

I get free unusual saying EXTERMINATE! and Gabe's job 

 

I insert bag

 

I get tea

 

I insert AIDS vaccine

[Sir Lagsalot]

I get the wrong needle

 

I insert the all mighty lenny