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Original text:


"I like to fuck"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"I want to go to hell."


 


Original text:


"Stand and deliver!"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Lifting and material handling"


 


"I hate everything and everyone."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"The Hittites of Syria hate says:"


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From English: Team fortress 2 is the shittest game ever
To Arabic: Ùريق القلعة 2 شيتيست لعبة من أي وقت مضى
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 shitist game ever
To Thai: à¸—ีมป้อมปราà¸à¸²à¸£ 2 shitist เà¸à¸¡à¹€à¸„ย
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 shitist game ever
To Spanish: Team Fortress 2 shitist juego
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 shitist game
To Polish: Team Fortress 2 shitist gry
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 shitist games
To Czech: Team Fortress 2 shitist hry
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 shitist games
To Norwegian: Team Fortress 2 shitist spill
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 shitist games
To Korean: íŒ€ í¬íŠ¸ë¦¬ìŠ¤ 2 shitist 게임
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 shitist games
To Estonian: Team Fortress 2 shitist mängud
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 shitist games
To Finnish: Team Fortress 2 shitist pelit
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 shitist games
To German: Team Fortress 2-Shitist-Spiele
Back to English: Team Fortress 2-Shitist games
To Chinese Traditional: åœ˜éšŠè¦å¡ž 2 Shitist éŠæˆ²
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 Shitist games
To French: Jeux de Team Fortress 2 Shitist
Back to English: Team Fortress 2 Shitist games
To Haitian Creole: Ekip Shitist 2 foterès jwèt
Back to English: Shitist team 2 stronghold game
To Hebrew: Shitist המשחק מבצר צוות 2
Back to English: Shitist game Team Fortress 2
To Hungarian: Shitist játék, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Shitist game, Team Fortress 2
To Indonesian: Permainan shitist, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Shitist games, Team Fortress 2
To Bulgarian: Shitist игри, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Shitist games, Team Fortress 2
To Turkish: Shitist oyunlar, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Shitist games, Team Fortress 2
To Dutch: Shitist games, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Shitist games, Team Fortress 2
To Latvian: Shitist spÄ“les, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Shitis the games, Team Fortress 2
To Slovak: Shitis hry, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Shitis games, Team Fortress 2
To Romanian: Shitis jocuri, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Shitis games, Team Fortress 2
To Greek: Shitis παιχνίδια, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Shitis games, Team Fortress 2
To Chinese Simplified: ç€è¯¥æ­»çš„游æˆï¼Œå›¢é˜Ÿè¦å¡ž 2
Back to English: The damn game, Team Fortress 2
To Vietnamese: Trò chÆ¡i chết tiệt, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: The damn game, Team Fortress 2
To Swedish: Jävla spelet, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Fucking game, Team Fortress 2
To Lithuanian: Fucking žaidimÄ…, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Fucking game, Team Fortress 2
To Danish: Fucking vildt, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Fucking game, Team Fortress 2
To Catalan: Puto joc, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Fucking game, Team Fortress 2
To Slovenian: Prekleti igre, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Bloody games, Team Fortress 2
To Russian: ÐšÑ€Ð¾Ð²Ð°Ð²Ñ‹Ðµ игры, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Bloody games, Team Fortress 2
To Ukranian: ÐšÑ€Ð¸Ð²Ð°Ð²Ð¸Ð¹ ігри, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Bloody games, Team Fortress 2
To Japanese: è¡€ã‚²ãƒ¼ãƒ , ãƒãƒ¼ãƒ è¦å¡ž 2
Back to English: Blood games, Team Fortress 2
To Portuguese: Jogos de sangue, Team Fortress 2
Back to English: Blood games, Team Fortress 2

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Original text:


"For only ten dollars, I will love you for a long time."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"$ 10, but I pay handsomely for joy thank you."


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If you want the short version:

 

Original text:

"Knavesmith should be mod"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Knavismith a bit."

 

Or the long version

 

From English: Knavesmith should be mod

To Vietnamese: Knavesmith nên mod
Back to English: Should Knavesmith mod
To Catalan: Ha Knavesmith mod
Back to English: Has Knavesmith mod
To Chinese Simplified: æœ‰ Knavesmith mod
Back to English: Knavesmith mod
To Chinese Traditional: Knavesmith mod
Back to English: Knavesmith mod
To Czech: Knavesmith mod
Back to English: Knavesmith mod
To Thai: Knavesmith mod
Back to English: Knavesmith mod
To Dutch: Knavesmith mod
Back to English: Knavesmith mod
To Slovenian: Knavesmith mod
Back to English: Knavesmith mod
To Finnish: Knavesmith mod
Back to English: Knavesmith mod
To French: Mod Knavesmith
Back to English: MOD Knavesmith
To Russian: ÐœÐžÐ” Knavesmith
Back to English: MOD Knavesmith
To Lithuanian: MOD Knavesmith
Back to English: MOD Knavesmith
To Latvian: MOD Knavesmith
Back to English: FASHION Knavesmith
To Indonesian: BUSANA Knavesmith
Back to English: FASHION Knavesmith
To Romanian: MODA Knavesmith
Back to English: FASHION Knavesmith
To Arabic: Ø£Ø²ÙŠØ§Ø¡ كناÙيسميث
Back to English: Fashion knavismith
To Bulgarian: ÐœÐ¾Ð´Ð° knavismith
Back to English: Fashion knavismith
To Japanese: ãƒ•ã‚¡ãƒƒã‚·ãƒ§ãƒ³ knavismith
Back to English: Fashion knavismith
To Danish: Mode knavismith
Back to English: Fashion knavismith
To Haitian Creole: Mode knavismith
Back to English: Bite knavismith
To Greek: Î”άγκωμα knavismith
Back to English: Bite knavismith
To Slovak: Skus knavismith
Back to English: Bite knavismith
To Hebrew: ×‘יס knavismith
Back to English: Knavismith bite.
To Spanish: Knavismith mordedura.
Back to English: Knavismith bite.
To Portuguese: Knavismith mordida.
Back to English: Knavismith bite.
To Ukranian: Knavismith укуÑу.
Back to English: Knavismith bite.
To Norwegian: Knavismith bit.
Back to English: Knavismith bit.
To Turkish: Knavismith biraz.
Back to English: Knavismith a little.
To Polish: Knavismith trochÄ™.
Back to English: Knavismith a bit.
To Swedish: Knavismith lite.
Back to English: Knavismith a bit.
To Korean: Knavismith 조금입니다.
Back to English: Knavismith a bit.
To German: Knavismith ein wenig.
Back to English: Knavismith a little.
To Estonian: Knavismith vähe.
Back to English: Knavismith a little.
To Hungarian: Knavismith egy kicsit.
Back to English: Knavismith a bit.

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"I'LL REK YOU M80! IN FACT I WILL QUICKSCOPE YOUR MUM SO HARD SHE WILL 360 THEN SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"My name is 360 M80 services Derby, such as smoke or Koikskob is not difficult."


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"I'LL REK YOU M80! IN FACT I WILL QUICKSCOPE YOUR MUM SO HARD SHE WILL 360 THEN SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My name is 360 M80 services Derby, such as smoke or Koikskob is not difficult."

 

lol wat

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Original text:

"The translation below is retarded."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you have an opinion."

 

 

 

I f( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing lost it.

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Original text:


"You f****** f2p noob hope you die in a whore"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"He hoped that the spirit of beginners F2P"


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Original text:

"Warfare is a great matter to a nation; it is the ground of death and of life; it is the way of survival and of destruction, and must be examined. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You know, if you have something in life and death, which is the largest in the world, de la SOTA, and Islam can lead to damage to the disc problem is great."

 

From English: Warfare is a great matter to a nation; it is the ground of death and of life; it is the way of survival and of destruction, and must be examined. 

To Arabic: Ø§Ù„حرب مسألة عظيمة إلى أمة؛ Ùمن أرض الواقع للموت والحياة؛ هو وسيلة للبقاء على قيد الحياة، والتدمير، ويجب أن تدرس. 
Back to English: Great question to Ummah war; it is the ground of life and death; it is a means of survival and destruction, should be studied. 
To Catalan: Gran pregunta a la guerra de l'Ummah; és el fonament de la vida i la mort; és un mitjà de supervivència i destrucció, hauria de ser estudiat. 
Back to English: Great question to Ummah war; It is the Foundation of life and death; It is a means of survival and destruction, should be studied. 
To Chinese Simplified: é‡å¤§é—®é¢˜å‘伊斯兰世界战争 ;它是生命与死亡 ï¼› 的基础它是一ç§æ‰‹æ®µçš„生存与æ¯ç­ï¼Œåº”研究。
Back to English: Major issues of the Islamic world war; it is a life and death; it was a means of existence and the basis of destruction should be examined.
To Chinese Traditional: é‡å¤§å•é¡Œçš„伊斯蘭世界戰爭 ;它是一個生命和死亡 ;它是一種手段的存在和毀滅的基礎應審查。
Back to English: Major issues of the Islamic world war; it is a life and death; it was a means of existence and destruction of the basis should be reviewed.
To Turkish: Ã–nemli konular Ä°slam Dünya Savaşı; ölüm kalım meselesi; varoluÅŸun aracı oldu ve temel imha gözden geçirilmelidir.
Back to English: Important issues in the Islamic world war; a matter of life and death; instrumental and fundamental destruction of existence should be reviewed.
To Swedish: Viktiga frÃ¥gor i den islamiska värld krigit; en frÃ¥ga om liv och död; instrumental och grundläggande förstörelse av existens bör ses över.
Back to English: Important issues in the Islamic world war; a matter of life and death; instrumental and fundamental destruction of existence should be reviewed.
To Slovenian: Pomembnih vpraÅ¡anj v islamski svetovni vojni; vpraÅ¡anje življenja in smrti; instrumentalne in temeljnih uniÄenje obstoja je treba pregledati.
Back to English: Important issues in the Islamic World War II; a matter of life and death; instrumental and fundamental destruction of existence should be reviewed.
To Estonian: Olulised küsimused on islami II maailmasõda; küsimus elu ja surma; instrumentaalne ja rängad hävitamise olemasolu tuleks läbi vaadata.
Back to English: Essential questions are the Islamic World War II; the question of life and death; the instrumental and the existence of fundamental destruction should be reviewed.
To Russian: ÐžÑновные вопроÑÑ‹ ÑвлÑÑŽÑ‚ÑÑ Ð˜ÑламÑÐºÐ°Ñ II мировой войны; Ð²Ð¾Ð¿Ñ€Ð¾Ñ Ð¶Ð¸Ð·Ð½Ð¸ и Ñмерти; ИнÑÑ‚Ñ€ÑƒÐ¼ÐµÐ½Ñ‚Ð°Ð»ÑŒÐ½Ð°Ñ Ð¸ ÑущеÑтвование оÑновных ÑƒÐ½Ð¸Ñ‡Ñ‚Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð´Ð¾Ð»Ð¶Ð½Ñ‹ переÑматриватьÑÑ.
Back to English: The main issues are the Islamic World War II; a matter of life and death; Instrumental and the existence of major destruction must be reviewed.
To French: Les principaux problèmes sont la seconde guerre mondiale islamique ; une question de vie ou de mort ; Instrumental et l'existence de destruction majeure doivent être revus.
Back to English: The main problems are the Islamic world war; a matter of life or death. Instrumental and the existence of major destruction must be reviewed.
To German: Die Hauptprobleme sind die islamische Welt-Krieg; eine Frage von Leben oder Tod. Instrumental und die Existenz der großen Zerstörung müssen überprüft werden.
Back to English: The main problems are the Islamic world war; a matter of life or death. Instrumental and the existence of the great destruction must be checked.
To Romanian: Principalele probleme sunt islamice război mondial; o chestiune de viaţă ÅŸi de moarte. Instrumentale ÅŸi existenÅ£a de distrugere mare trebuie să fie verificate.
Back to English: The main problems are the Islamic world war; a matter of life and death. Instrumentals and the existence of damage must be checked.
To Portuguese: Os principais problemas são a guerra de mundo islâmica; uma questão de vida ou morte. Instrumentais e a existência de danos devem ser verificados.
Back to English: The main problems are the Islamic world war; a matter of life or death. Instruments and the existence of damage should be checked.
To Hebrew: ×”בעיות העיקריות הן מלחמת ×”×¢×•×œ× ×”×סל×מי; עניין של ×—×™×™× ×ו מוות. כלי × ×’×™× ×”, קיומו של נזק צריך להיבדק.
Back to English: The main problems are the Islamic world war; A matter of life or death. Musical instruments, the existence of damage should be checked.
To Hungarian: A fÅ‘ probléma az iszlám világ háború; Egy kérdés az élet vagy halál. Hangszerek, a kár meglétét ellenÅ‘rizni kell.
Back to English: The main problem of the Islamic world at war; A matter of life or death. Musical instruments, the existence of the damage must be checked.
To Indonesian: Masalah utama dunia Islam pada Perang; Masalah hidup atau mati. Alat musik, adanya kerusakan harus diperiksa.
Back to English: The main problem of the Islamic world at war; A matter of life or death. Musical instruments, the existence of damage must be checked.
To Bulgarian: ÐžÑновниÑÑ‚ проблем на иÑлÑмÑÐºÐ¸Ñ ÑвÑÑ‚ по време на война; Ð’ÑŠÐ¿Ñ€Ð¾Ñ Ð½Ð° живот или Ñмърт. Музикални инÑтрументи, ÑъщеÑтвуването на щети Ñ‚Ñ€Ñбва да бъдат проверени.
Back to English: The main problem of the Islamic world during the war; A matter of life or death. Musical instruments, the existence of damage must be checked.
To Norwegian: Hovedproblemet i den islamske verden under krigen; Et spørsmÃ¥l om liv og død. Musikkinstrumenter, eksistensen av skade mÃ¥ sjekkes.
Back to English: The main problem in the Islamic world during the war; A matter of life and death. Musical instruments, the existence of damage must be checked.
To Slovak: Hlavným problémom v islamskom svete poÄas vojny; Otázkou života a smrti. Hudobné nástroje, existencia Å¡kody sa musí kontrolovaÅ¥.
Back to English: The main problem in the Islamic world during the war; A matter of life and death. Musical instruments, the existence of damage must be checked.
To Korean: ì „ìŸ; ë™ì•ˆ ì´ìŠ¬ëžŒ ì„¸ê³„ì˜ ì£¼ìš” 문제 삶과 죽ìŒì˜ 문제입니다. 악기, ì†ìƒì˜ 존재를 ì„ íƒ í•´ì•¼ 합니다.
Back to English: War; While the main problem of the Islamic world is a matter of life and death. May result in damage to the instrument, you must select the existence of.
To Thai: à¸ªà¸‡à¸„ราม ปัà¸à¸«à¸²à¸«à¸¥à¸±à¸à¸‚องโลà¸à¸­à¸´à¸ªà¸¥à¸²à¸¡à¹€à¸›à¹‡à¸™ เรื่องของชีวิตà¹à¸¥à¸°à¸„วามตาย อาจทำให้เà¸à¸´à¸”ความเสียหายเครื่องมือ คุณต้องเลือà¸à¸à¸²à¸£à¸”ำรงอยู่ของ
Back to English: The main problem of the Islamic world war is a matter of life and death, this may cause damage to tools, you must select the existence of.
To Japanese: ã‚¤ã‚¹ãƒ©ãƒ ä¸–界戦争ã®ä¸»ãªå•é¡Œã¯ç”Ÿã¨æ­»ã®å•é¡Œã¯ã€ã“ã®ãƒ„ールã¸ã®æ傷を引ãèµ·ã“ã™å¯èƒ½æ€§ãŒã‚ã‚Šã¾ã™ã®å­˜åœ¨ã‚’é¸æŠžã™ã‚‹å¿…è¦ãŒã‚ã‚Šã¾ã™ã€‚
Back to English: May cause damage to the tool is a matter of life and death is the main problem of the Islamic world war you must select the existence.
To Polish: Może spowodować uszkodzenie narzÄ™dzie jest sprawÄ… życia i Å›mierci jest głównym problemem Islamskiej wojny Å›wiatowej należy zaznaczyć istnienie.
Back to English: May cause damage to the tool is a matter of life and death is the main problem of the Islamic World War I, it should be noted the existence of.
To Haitian Creole: Ka poutèt domaj pou konnen si yon moun a se yon bagay ki lavi ak lanmò, ki se pi gwo pwoblèm de la Islamik gè mondyal, sa ta dwe te note egzistans a.
Back to English: Can because of damage to know whether one person to is something of life and the way of death, which is the biggest problems de la world war Islamic, that should noted the existence.
To Greek: ÎœÏ€Î¿Ïεί λόγω της βλάβης για να μάθω αν ένα Ï€Ïόσωπο να είναι κάτι της ζωής και ο Ï„Ïόπος του θανάτου, που είναι το μεγαλÏτεÏο κόσμο de la Ï€Ïοβλήματα πόλεμος ισλαμική, που Ï€Ïέπει να σημειωθεί η ÏπαÏξη.
Back to English: Harm may result to know if a person is something of life and the way of death, which is the largest world de la war Islamic problems, it should be noted the existence.
To Finnish: Haittaa voi johtaa tietää, jos henkilö on jotain elämän ja kuoleman, joka on suurin maailman de la sota islamin ongelmat, tie on huomattava olemassaolo.
Back to English: Harm may result to know if a person has something in life and death, which is the largest in the world, de la sota, the existence of the problems of Islam, the road is notable.
To Latvian: ZinÄt, ja cilvÄ“ks ir kaut ko dzÄ«vi un nÄvi, kas ir lielÄkÄ pasaulÄ“, de la sota, Islam problÄ“mas esamÄ«bu var radÄ«t kaitÄ“jumu, ceļš ir ievÄ“rojama.
Back to English: You know, if people have something to life and death, which is the largest in the world, de la SOTA, Islam issues may cause harm, the road is notable.
To Dutch: Weet je, als de mensen iets hebben om te leven en dood, die de grootste in de wereld, de la SOTA is, Islam kwesties kunnen schaden, de weg is opmerkelijk.
Back to English: You know, if people have something to life and death, which is the largest in the world, de la SOTA is, Islam may damage the road issues is remarkable.
To Spanish: Ya sabes, si tienen algo de vida y muerte, que es el más grande del mundo, de la SOTA, Islam puede dañar las cuestiones de la carretera es notable.
Back to English: You know, if you have something of life and death, which is the largest in the world, de la SOTA, Islam can damage the road issues is remarkable.
To Danish: Du ved, hvis du har noget af liv og død, som er den største i verden, de la SOTA, Islam kan beskadige road spørgsmÃ¥l er bemærkelsesværdig.
Back to English: You know, if you have something of life and death, which is the largest in the world, de la SOTA, Islam can damage the road question is remarkable.
To Czech: Víte, pokud máte nÄ›co ze života a smrti, která je nejvÄ›tší na svÄ›tÄ›, de la SOTA, islám může poÅ¡kodit cesta otázka je pozoruhodná.
Back to English: You know, if you have something from the life and death, which is the largest in the world, de la SOTA, Islam can damage the drive problem is remarkable.
To Lithuanian: JÅ«s žinote, jei turite kÄ… nors iÅ¡ gyvenimo ir mirties, kuri yra didžiausia pasaulyje, de la SOTA, islamas gali pakenkti disko problema yra puikus.
Back to English: You know, if you have something in life and death, which is the largest in the world, de la SOTA, Islam can damage the disc problem is great.
To Ukranian: Ð’и знаєте, Ñкщо у Ð²Ð°Ñ Ñ‰Ð¾ÑÑŒ в Ð¶Ð¸Ñ‚Ñ‚Ñ Ñ– Ñмерті, Ñке Ñ” найбільшим у Ñвіті, де ла Ñота., ІÑлам може призвеÑти до Ð¿Ð¾ÑˆÐºÐ¾Ð´Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð½Ñ Ð´Ð¸Ñка проблема Ñ” великим.
Back to English: You know, if you have something in life and death, which is the largest in the world, de la SOTA, and Islam can lead to damage to the disc problem is great.
To Vietnamese: Bạn biết, nếu bạn có má»™t cái gì đó trong cuá»™c sống và cái chết, mà là lá»›n nhất trên thế giá»›i, de la SOTA, và hồi giáo có thể dẫn đến thiệt hại vá» vấn Ä‘á» Ä‘Ä©a là rất tốt.
Back to English: You know, if you have something in life and death, which is the largest in the world, de la SOTA, and Islam can lead to damage to the disc problem is great.

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Here's another one:

 

Original text:

"Before doing battle, in the temple one calculates and will win, because many calculations were made; before doing battle, in the temple one calculates and will not win, because few calculations were made;"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Victory Temple of war fighting and so on and so forth."

 

From English: Before doing battle, in the temple one calculates and will win, because many calculations were made; before doing battle, in the temple one calculates and will not win, because few calculations were made;

To Vietnamese: TrÆ°á»›c khi làm trận, trong Ä‘á»n thá» má»™t tính toán và sẽ giành chiến thắng, bởi vì nhiá»u tính toán đã được thá»±c hiện; trÆ°á»›c khi làm trận, trong Ä‘á»n thá» má»™t tính toán và sẽ không giành chiến thắng, bởi vì vài tính toán đã được thá»±c hiện;
Back to English: Prior to the battle, in the Temple a calculated and will win, because multiple calculations have been made; prior to the battle, in the Temple a calculated and will not win, because few calculations have been made;
To Swedish: Före slaget, i templet en beräknad och kommer att vinna, eftersom flera beräkningar gjorts; före slaget, i templet en beräknad och kommer inte vinna, eftersom nÃ¥gra beräkningar har gjorts;
Back to English: Before the battle, in the Temple a calculated and will win, because multiple calculations made; before the battle, in the Temple a calculated and will not win, because a few estimates have been made;
To Chinese Simplified: ä¹‹å‰çš„战斗,在殿里计算,并会赢,因为多个计算 ;在争斗,在殿里计算之å‰ï¼Œä¼šä¸ä¼šèµ¢ï¼Œå› ä¸ºå–得了几个估计数 ï¼›
Back to English: Prior to the battle, in the temple, calculating, and will win, because multiple calculations; in the battle, in the temple before the calculation will win, since getting a couple of estimates;
To Slovenian: Pred bitko, v templju, izraÄun, in bo zmagal, ker veÄ izraÄunov; v bitki, v templju pred izraÄunom bo zmagal, ker so dobili nekaj ocen;
Back to English: Before the battle, in the temple, calculation, and will win, because multiple calculations; in the battle, in the temple prior to the calculation will win because they get a couple of estimates;
To Portuguese: Antes da batalha, no templo, cálculo e vontade de vencer, porque vários cálculos; na batalha, no templo antes o cálculo vai ganhar, porque recebem um par de estimativas;
Back to English: Before the battle, in the temple, calculation and will to win, because multiple calculations; in the battle, in the temple before the calculation will win, because they get a couple of estimates;
To Latvian: Pirms kaujas, templis, aprÄ“Ä·inu un gribas uzvarÄ“t, jo vairÄkus aprÄ“Ä·inus; kaujÄ, templÄ« pirms aprÄ“Ä·ina uzvarÄ“s, jo viņiem pÄris aplÄ“ses;
Back to English: Before the battle, the temple, and the will to win, the more calculations; battle Temple before calculating WINS because they get a couple of estimates;
To Korean: ì „ì— ì „íˆ¬, 사ì›, 그리고 승리, ë” ê³„ì‚°. 왜ëƒí•˜ë©´ ê·¸ë“¤ì€ ê²¬ì ; 몇 ìŠ¹ì„ ê³„ì‚° 하기 ì „ì— ì„±ì „ì„ ì „íˆ¬
Back to English: Before the battle, the temple, and win, the more calculations. Because they quote; A few wins battle of the temple before calculating
To Japanese: å‰ã«æˆ¦ã„ã€å¯ºé™¢ã€ãŠã‚ˆã³å‹åˆ©ã€å¤šãã®è¨ˆç®—。引用ã™ã‚‹;計算ã™ã‚‹å‰ã«å¯ºé™¢ã®ã„ãã¤ã‹ã® wins ã®æˆ¦ã„
Back to English: Ago the battle, Temple, and victory, many calculations. To quote the; before calculating wins some of the temple's battle
To Indonesian: Ago pertempuran, Candi dan kemenangan, berbagai perhitungan. Mengutip; sebelum menghitung memenangkan beberapa candi di pertempuran
Back to English: Ago, Temple and battle victory, various calculations. To Quote; before the measure won several temples in the battle
To French: Ago, victoire de Temple et de la bataille, les divers calculs. Pour citer ; avant que la mesure a remporté plusieurs temples dans la bataille
Back to English: Ago, victory Temple and the battle, various calculations. To quote; until the measure has won several temples in the battle
To Hungarian: EzelÅ‘tt, gyÅ‘zelem templom és a harc, a különbözÅ‘ számításokat. Idézni; mindaddig, amíg az intézkedés több templomok a csatában nyert
Back to English: Ago, victory Temple and fight the various calculations. To Quote; as long as the action with several churches in the battle won
To Greek: Î Ïιν, νίκη ναό και την καταπολέμηση τους διάφοÏους υπολογισμοÏÏ‚. Îα παÏαθέσω? για όσο χÏονικό διάστημα κέÏδισε την ενέÏγεια με αÏκετές εκκλησίες στη μάχη
Back to English: Before, victory Temple and fight the various calculations. To quote; for as long as he won the action with several churches in the battle
To Haitian Creole: Viktwa tanp lan anvan batay mete plizyè yo ak. Pou bay ekzanp yo, pou lontan menm jan li te genyen aksyon an ak plizyè legliz nan batay
Back to English: Victory the temple before the start of fighting several and. To give examples, for a time as he had action and several Church in the battle
To Hebrew: × ×™×¦×—ון בית המקדש לפני תחילת הלחימה כמה ו. לתת דוגמ×ות, במשך זמן, כפי שעשה פעולה וכנסיית מספר בקרב
Back to English: Victory Temple before fighting some and giving examples, for a time, as did several Church action in battle.
To Romanian: Victorie Templul înainte de a lupta unele ÅŸi dând exemple, pentru un timp, aÅŸa cum a făcut mai multe acÅ£iuni de Biserica în luptă.
Back to English: Victory Temple before the fight some and giving examples, for a time, as did several Church actions in combat.
To German: Sieg-Tempel vor dem Kampf einige und mit Beispielen, eine Zeitlang, wie mehrere Kirche Aktionen im Kampf.
Back to English: Victory Temple before the battle A few and with examples, one for time, such as several Church actions in the fight.
To Ukranian: ÐŸÐµÑ€ÐµÐ¼Ð¾Ð³Ð° Temple перед битвою декілька Ñ– з прикладами, один раз, таких Ñк кілька церкви дій по боротьбі.
Back to English: Victory Temple before the battle several of the examples, one time, such as several of the Church's actions to fight.
To Turkish: Zafer Tapınağı savaÅŸtan önce birkaç örnek, gibi pek çok kilise eylemleri mücadele için bir kez.
Back to English: Temple of victory before the war a few examples, many churches, such as actions for the fight once.
To Dutch: Tempel van de overwinning voor de oorlog een paar voorbeelden, vele kerken, zoals de acties voor de strijd eens.
Back to English: Temple of victory for the war a few examples, many churches, such as the actions for the fight once.
To Thai: à¸§à¸±à¸”ชัยชนะสงครามตัวอย่าง ในโบสถ์ เช่นà¸à¸²à¸£à¸”ำเนินà¸à¸²à¸£à¸ªà¸³à¸«à¸£à¸±à¸šà¸à¸²à¸£à¸•à¹ˆà¸­à¸ªà¸¹à¹‰à¸„รั้งนั้น
Back to English: Victory Temple Church of war, for example, actions for combat.
To Lithuanian: PergalÄ— Temple Church karo, pvz., ieÅ¡kinys dÄ—l kovos.
Back to English: Victory Temple Church of war, for example, an action for the fight.
To Spanish: Iglesia del Temple de victoria de la guerra, por ejemplo, una acción para la lucha.
Back to English: Church of the Temple of victory of the war, for example, an action for the fight.
To Polish: KoÅ›ciół w Å›wiÄ…tyni zwyciÄ™stwo wojny, na przykÅ‚ad dziaÅ‚ania na rzecz walki.
Back to English: Victory Temple Church of war, for example, efforts to combat.
To Czech: VítÄ›zství Temple Church z války, například úsilí v boji proti.
Back to English: Victory Temple Church of war, for example, efforts to combat.
To Russian: Ð¥Ñ€Ð°Ð¼ церкви «победа» войны, например, уÑÐ¸Ð»Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ борьбе Ñ.
Back to English: Temple of victory Church war, for example, efforts to combat.
To Finnish: Voitto kirkon sota, esimerkiksi torjumaan temppeli.
Back to English: Victory in the war, for example, to combat the Church Temple.
To Slovak: Víťazstvo vo vojne, napríklad boj proti cirkvi chrámu.
Back to English: Victory in the war, such as the fight against the Church Temple.
To Chinese Traditional: å‹åˆ©åœ¨æˆ°çˆ­ä¸­ï¼Œæ•™å ‚寺廟鬥爭等。
Back to English: Victory in the war, Church Temple fight and so on.
To Norwegian: Seier i krigen, kirken tempel kjempe og sÃ¥ videre.
Back to English: Victory in the war, the Church Temple fight and so on.
To Catalan: Victòria a la guerra, el Temple de l'església de lluita i així successivament.
Back to English: Victory in the war, the Temple of the Church of struggle and so on.
To Danish: Sejr i krigen, templet i Kirke af kamp og sÃ¥ videre.
Back to English: Victory in the war, the Temple of the Church of struggle and so on.
To Estonian: Võit sõjas Temple kiriku võitlus ja nii edasi.
Back to English: The victory in the war of the Temple of the Church of fighting and so on and so forth.
To Arabic: Ø§Ù„انتصار ÙÙŠ حرب معبد الكنيسة من القتال وهلم جرا وهكذا دواليك.
Back to English: Victory Temple Church of war fighting and so on and so forth.
To Bulgarian: ÐŸÐ¾Ð±ÐµÐ´Ð°Ñ‚а храм на войната противопожарно и така нататък и така нататък.
Back to English: Victory Temple of war fighting and so on and so forth.

 

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Original text:
"Does DirectingMgamer spam the page?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Deriktingmgamar: (front or talk nonsense"
 

 From English: Does DirectingMgamer spam the page?

To Arabic: Ù‡Ù„ ديريكتينجمجامير من البريد المزعج ÙÙŠ الصÙحة؟
Back to English: Does deriktingmgamare of spam on the page?
To Catalan: Fa deriktingmgamare de spam a la pàgina?
Back to English: Does deriktingmgamare of spam on the page?
To Chinese Simplified: Deriktingmgamare 在页é¢ä¸Šçš„垃圾邮件å—?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: spam on the page?
To Spanish: Â¿Deriktingmgamare: el spam en la página?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: spam on the page?
To Czech: Deriktingmgamare: spam na stránce?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: spam on the page?
To Danish: Deriktingmgamare: spam pÃ¥ siden?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: spam on the page?
To Slovenian: Deriktingmgamare: spam na strani?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: spam on the page?
To Russian: Deriktingmgamare: Ñпам на Ñтранице?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: spam on the page?
To Portuguese: Deriktingmgamare: spam na página?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: spam on the page?
To Polish: Deriktingmgamare: spam na stronie?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: spam on the site?
To Korean: Deriktingmgamare: 사ì´íŠ¸ì— 스팸?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: the site is spam?
To Japanese: Deriktingmgamare: サイトã¯ã‚¹ãƒ‘ムã§ã™ã‹ï¼Ÿ
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: the site is spam?
To Haitian Creole: Deriktingmgamare: sit la se spam?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: the site is spam?
To Hebrew: Deriktingmgamare: ×”×תר ×”×•× ×“×•×ר זבל?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: the site is spam?
To Hungarian: Deriktingmgamare: egy webhely spam?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: a website is spam?
To Bulgarian: Deriktingmgamare: уеб Ñайтът е Ñпам?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: a website is spam?
To Estonian: Deriktingmgamare: veebilehel on rämpspost?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: a website is spam?
To Indonesian: Deriktingmgamare: sebuah website adalah spam?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: a website is spam?
To German: Deriktingmgamare: ist eine Website Spam?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamare: is a spam site?
To Latvian: Deriktingmgamare: vai surogÄtpastu vietÄ?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: a site or spam?
To Lithuanian: Deriktingmgamar: a svetainÄ™ ar Å¡lamÅ¡to?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (a) the site or spam?
To Norwegian: Deriktingmgamar: (a) omrÃ¥de eller spam?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (a) the site or spam?
To French: Deriktingmgamar: (a) le site ou le spam ?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (a) the site or spam?
To Chinese Traditional: Deriktingmgamar: (a) 的網站或垃圾郵件嗎?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (a) the site or junk mail?
To Slovak: Deriktingmgamar: (stránky alebo nevyžiadanej poÅ¡ty?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (pages or junk?
To Finnish: Deriktingmgamar: (sivuja tai roskaa?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (pages or nonsense?
To Swedish: Deriktingmgamar: (sidor eller nonsens?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (pages or nonsense?
To Turkish: Deriktingmgamar: (sayfa veya saçma?
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (page or nonsense?
To Thai: Deriktingmgamar: (หน้าหรือพูดจาเหลวไหล
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (front or to talk nonsense
To Romanian: Deriktingmgamar: (faţă sau să vorbesc prostii
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (front or talk nonsense
To Ukranian: Deriktingmgamar: (передні або говорити дурниці
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (front or talk nonsense
To Dutch: Deriktingmgamar: (voorgrond of onzin praten
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (front or talk nonsense
To Greek: Deriktingmgamar: (μέτωπο ή λέει ανοησίες
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (front or talk nonsense
To Vietnamese: Deriktingmgamar: (front hoặc nói chuyện vô nghÄ©a
Back to English: Deriktingmgamar: (front or talk nonsense

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Original text:

"Does DirectingMgamer spam the page?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Deriktingmgamar: (front or talk nonsense"

 

To be fair you didn't spoiler-tag your first 35-translate post either.

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"dead boom is about to get majorly shrekt out of his mind."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Let this tree better."

 

From English: dead boom is about to get majorly shrekt out of his mind.

To Vietnamese: chết bùng nổ là vỠđể có được majorly shrekt ra khá»i tâm trí của mình.
Back to English: die boom is about to get majorly shrekt out of her mind.
To Catalan: moren boom és punt d'aconseguir majorly shrekt fora de la seva ment.
Back to English: die boom is about to get majorly shrekt out of her mind.
To Ukranian: Die бум збираєтьÑÑ Ð¾Ñ‚Ñ€Ð¸Ð¼Ð°Ñ‚Ð¸ majorly shrekt з розуму.
Back to English: Die boom is going to get majorly shrekt mad.
To Turkish: Die boom majorly shrekt kızgın almak için gidiyor.
Back to English: SIS boom majorly shrekt is going to get mad at.
To Spanish: SIS auge mayormente shrekt se va a enojar.
Back to English: SIS boom mostly shrekt is going to get angry.
To Danish: SIS boom for det meste shrekt kommer til at blive vred.
Back to English: SIS boom mostly shrekt going to get angry.
To Dutch: SIS boom meestal shrekt naar boos.
Back to English: SIS shrekt tree usually to angry.
To Estonian: SIS shrekt puu tavaliselt et vihane.
Back to English: The SIS shrekt tree usually to angry.
To Slovenian: SIS shrekt drevo ponavadi v jezni.
Back to English: SIS shrekt tree usually angry.
To Polish: SIS shrekt drzewo zwykle zÅ‚y.
Back to English: SIS shrekt tree usually bad.
To German: SIS Shrekt Baum in der Regel schlecht.
Back to English: SIS Shrekt tree usually bad.
To Norwegian: SIS Shrekt treet vanligvis dÃ¥rlig.
Back to English: SIS Shrekt tree is usually bad.
To Korean: SIS Shrekt 나무 ì¼ë°˜ì ìœ¼ë¡œ 나ì˜ë‹¤ìž…니다.
Back to English: SIS Shrekt tree is generally bad.
To Hebrew: ×חותי Shrekt ×¢×¥ ×”×•× ×¨×¢ ב×ופן כללי.
Back to English: SIS Shrekt tree is bad in General.
To Japanese: SIS Shrekt ツリーã¯ä¸€èˆ¬ã«æ‚ªã„ã§ã™ã€‚
Back to English: SIS Shrekt tree is generally bad.
To Indonesian: SIS Shrekt pohon ini umumnya buruk.
Back to English: SIS Shrekt tree is generally bad.
To Russian: SIS Shrekt дерево — как правило, плохо.
Back to English: SIS Shrekt tree is usually bad.
To Arabic: Ø§Ù„أخت شجرة شركة عادة سيئة.
Back to English: The sister tree company is normally bad.
To Thai: à¹€à¸„รือบริษัททรีเป็นปà¸à¸•à¸´à¸”ี
Back to English: A tree is nice.
To Latvian: Koks ir jauki.
Back to English: A tree is nice.
To Swedish: Ett träd är trevligt.
Back to English: A tree is nice.
To Greek: ÎˆÎ½Î± δέντÏο είναι ωÏαίο.
Back to English: A tree is nice.
To Czech: Strom je pÄ›kné.
Back to English: A tree is nice.
To Romanian: Un copac este frumos.
Back to English: A tree is nice.
To Hungarian: Egy fa szép.
Back to English: A tree is nice.
To Portuguese: Uma árvore é boa.
Back to English: A tree is good.
To Slovak: Strom je dobrý.
Back to English: The tree is good.
To Finnish: Puu on hyvä.
Back to English: The tree is good.
To Lithuanian: Medis yra gera.
Back to English: The tree is good.
To Haitian Creole: Pyebwa a bon.
Back to English: Make the tree good.
To Chinese Traditional: è®“這棵樹好。
Back to English: Let this tree better.
To Bulgarian: Ðека това дърво по-добре.
Back to English: Let this tree better.
To Chinese Simplified: è®©è¿™æ£µæ ‘更好。
Back to English: Let this tree better.
To French: Laisser cet arbre mieux.
Back to English: Let this tree better.

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"If I hard scope the competition, I'll become a mod!"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Complex games"


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Original text:


"Complex games"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"You can play baseball."


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