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Original text:

"This translator is bad and you should feel bad."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you have the wrong translation."

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BEGINNING:From English: Knave's modest pile of hat collection sucks large sausages, invest in better stuff.

 

To Vietnamese: Äống mÅ© bá»™ sÆ°u tập khiêm tốn của ngÆ°á»i gạt gâm sucks lá»›n xúc xích, đầu tÆ° vào các công cụ tốt hÆ¡n.
Back to English: Pile caps modest collection of Knave sucks big sausage, invest in better tools.
To Ukranian: ÐŸÐ°Ð»Ñ caps Ñкромний ÐºÐ¾Ð»ÐµÐºÑ†Ñ–Ñ Knave Ñмокче великий ковбаÑа, інвеÑтувати в кращого інÑтрументу.
Back to English: Pile caps a modest collection of Knave sucks big sausage, invest in a better tool.
To Chinese Simplified: æ¡©å¸½çš„æ— èµ–å®å¤§é¦™è‚ è°¦è™šé›†åˆï¼ŒæŠ•èµ„于一个更好的工具。
Back to English: Pile caps Rascal suck big sausage modest collection, investing in a better tool.
To Chinese Traditional: æ¨å¸½æµæ°“å¸å¤§é¦™è…¸è¬™è™›é›†åˆï¼ŒæŠ•è³‡äºŽä¸€å€‹æ›´å¥½çš„工具。
Back to English: Pile Cap rogue suck big sausage modest collection, investing in a better tool.
To Turkish: Yığını kap rogue emmek büyük sosis mütevazı toplama, daha iyi bir araç olarak yatırım.
Back to English: Stack Cap rogue suck big sausage modest collection, better as a means of investment.
To Korean: ìŠ¤íƒ 캡 불량 í° ì†Œì‹œì§€ ê²¸ì† ì»¬ë ‰ì…˜, 투ìžì˜ 수단으로 ë” ë¹¨ ì•„.
Back to English: Stack caps bad big sausage more as a means of investment, a modest collection of suck.
To Dutch: Stapel caps slechte grote worst meer als een middel van investeringen, een bescheiden collectie voor suck.
Back to English: Pile caps bad big sausage more like a means of investment, a modest collection for suck.
To Estonian: Vaia mütsid halb suur vorst pigem vahendid investeeringute, tagasihoidlik kogumise imema.
Back to English: The pile caps a bad big sausage rather than facilities for investment, a modest collection of suck.
To Finnish: Kasa caps huono Iso makkara sijaan palveluja investointeja, vaatimaton kokoelma surkea.
Back to English: Pile caps a bad Big sausage instead of facilities investment, the modest collection of suck.
To French: Pile caps saucisson gros mauvais au lieu de l'investissement des installations, la modeste collection de sucer.
Back to English: Battery caps bad big sausage instead of investment facilities, the modest collection of suck.
To Bulgarian: Ð‘атериÑта капачки лошо голÑма наденица вмеÑто инвеÑтиционни уÑлуги, Ñкромна ÐºÐ¾Ð»ÐµÐºÑ†Ð¸Ñ Ð¾Ñ‚ Ñмучат.
Back to English: The battery caps bad big sausage instead of investment services, a modest collection of suck.
To Hebrew: ×”סוללה ×‘×§×‘×•×§×™× ×¨×¢ נקניק גדול ×‘×ž×§×•× ×©×™×¨×•×ª×™ השקעות, ×וסף צנוע של יונקות.
Back to English: Bad battery bottles big sausage instead of investment services, a modest collection of suck.
To Haitian Creole: Move batri bouteilles gwo sosis olye de sèvis envèstisè yo, yon koleksyon modès de tete.
Back to English: Bad battery bouteilles great hotdog rather than investors service, a modest collection two breasts.
To Portuguese: Cachorro grande quente bouteilles de bateria ruim ao invés de serviço de investidores, seios uma modesta coleção dois.
Back to English: Big dog hot bouteilles bad battery rather than investors service, breasts a modest collection two.
To Greek: ÎœÎµÎ³Î¬Î»Î¿ σκυλί ζεστό bouteilles κακή μπαταÏία και όχι υπηÏεσία επενδυτές, στήθη μια μικÏή συλλογή δÏο.
Back to English: Large dog warm bouteilles bad battery and not service investors, tits a little collection two.
To Indonesian: Baterai besar anjing hangat bouteilles buruk dan tidak Layanan investor, payudara kecil koleksi dua.
Back to English: Big warm dog bouteilles battery is bad and no investor Services, a small collection of two breasts.
To German: Warme Leitwolf Bouteilles Batterie ist schlecht und kein Investor Services, eine kleine Sammlung von zwei Brüste.
Back to English: Hot lead Wolf Bouteilles battery is bad and no investor services, small collection of two breasts.
To Japanese: ç†±ã„鉛オオカミ Bouteilles ãƒãƒƒãƒ†ãƒªãƒ¼ã¯æ‚ªã„ã€ãªã„投資家サービスã€2 ã¤ã®èƒ¸ã®å°ã•ãªã‚³ãƒ¬ã‚¯ã‚·ãƒ§ãƒ³ã§ã™ã€‚
Back to English: Hot lead Wolf Bouteilles battery is a small collection of bad, investors service, two chest.
To Catalan: Conduir calenta llop Bouteilles bateria és una petita col·lecció de dolent, servei d'inversors, dos al pit.
Back to English: Hot lead Wolf Bouteilles battery is a small collection of bad, investors service, two in the chest.
To Swedish: Heta bly Wolf Bouteilles batteri är en liten samling av bad, investerare service, tvÃ¥ i bröstet.
Back to English: Hot lead Wolf Bouteilles battery is a small collection of bad, investors service, two in the chest.
To Lithuanian: KarÅ¡ta Å¡vino Wolf Bouteilles baterija yra nedidelÄ— kolekcija blogas, investuotojai paslaugos, du į krÅ«tinÄ™.
Back to English: Hot lead Wolf Bouteilles battery is a small collection of bad, investors service, two in the chest.
To Slovenian: VroÄa sled Wolf Bouteilles baterija je majhno zbirko slabo, vlagatelji storitev, dve v prsih.
Back to English: Hot trail Wolf battery is a small collection of bad Bouteilles, investors service, two in the chest.
To Polish: GorÄ…ce szlak Wolf baterii jest niewielki zbiór źle Bouteilles, obsÅ‚ugi inwestorów, dwa w klatce piersiowej.
Back to English: Hot Wolf Trail is a small collection of bad Bouteilles, handling investors, two in the chest.
To Hungarian: Forró Wolf nyom egy kis gyűjtemény a rossz Bouteilles, befektetÅ‘k, két mellkasi kezelése.
Back to English: Hot Wolf track a little collection of bad Bouteilles, investors, two chest treatment.
To Romanian: Fierbinte Wolf urmări o mică colecÅ£ie de rău Bouteilles, investitori, două piept tratament.
Back to English: Hot Wolf track a small collection of bad Bouteilles, investors, two breast treatment.
To Russian: Ð“орÑчие волк трек небольшую коллекцию Бад Bouteilles, инвеÑторы, две груди лечение.
Back to English: Hot Wolf track a small collection of Bad Bouteilles, investors, two breast treatment.
To Thai: à¸«à¸¡à¸²à¸›à¹ˆà¸²à¸žà¸£à¹‰à¸­à¸¡à¸•à¸´à¸”ตามของ Bouteilles ดี ลงทุน สองเต้านมรัà¸à¸©à¸²
Back to English: The Wolf is a good track of two invest Bouteilles breast treatment.
To Slovak: Vlk je dobre sledovaÅ¥ dva investovaÅ¥ Bouteilles prsníka lieÄba.
Back to English: The Wolf is a good track of two invest Bouteilles breast treatment.
To Norwegian: Ulven er et godt spor av to investere Bouteilles brystkreft behandling.
Back to English: The Wolf is a good track of two invest Bouteilles breast cancer treatment.
To Latvian: Vilks ir labu dziesmu no diviem ieguldÄ«t Bouteilles krÅ«ts vēža ÄrstÄ“Å¡anai.
Back to English: The Wolf is a good song out of two invest Bouteille breast cancer treatment.
To Spanish: El lobo es una buena canción de cada dos invertir Bouteille tratamiento de cáncer de mama.
Back to English: Wolf is a good song of each of two invest Bouteille treatment of breast cancer.
To Danish: Ulven er en god sang i hver af to investere Bouteille behandling af brystkræft.
Back to English: The Wolf is a good song in each of two invest Bouteille treatment of breast cancer.
To Czech: Vlk je dobrá písniÄka v každém ze dvou investovat Bouteille léÄby rakoviny prsu.
Back to English: The Wolf is a good song in each of two invest Bouteille breast cancer treatment.
To Arabic: Ø§Ù„ذئب أغنية جيدة ÙÙŠ كل من اثنين تستثمر بوتيل علاج سرطان الثدي.
 

ENDING: Back to English: The Wolf is a good song on each of two invest butyl breast cancer treatment.

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Original text:


"F*cking Bing. You are the biggest sh*t known to mankind and the universe. "


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"More people to protect criminals, which is space is dope I saw the Castle."


 


Yep...


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From English: Is knavesmith cool
To Vietnamese: Là knavesmith mát
Back to English: Is knavesmith cool
To Spanish: Knavesmith Cool
Back to English: Knavesmith Cool
To Polish: Fajne Knavesmith
Back to English: Cool Knavesmith
To Norwegian: Kul Knavesmith
Back to English: Cool Knavesmith
To Czech: Cool Knavesmith
Back to English: Cool Knavesmith
To Danish: Cool Knavesmith
Back to English: Cool Knavesmith
To Lithuanian: Cool Knavesmith
Back to English: Cool Knavesmith
To Korean: ë©‹ì§„ Knavesmith
Back to English: Great Knavesmith
To Japanese: å‰å¤§ãª Knavesmith
Back to English: Great Knavesmith
To French: Grand Knavesmith
Back to English: Great Knavesmith
To German: Große Knavesmith
Back to English: Great Knavesmith
To Bulgarian: Ð“олÑм Knavesmith
Back to English: Big Knavesmith
To Haitian Creole: Gwo Knavesmith
Back to English: Great Knavesmith
To Hebrew: Knavesmith הגדול
Back to English: Big Knavesmith
To Romanian: Mare Knavesmith
Back to English: Great Knavesmith
To Hungarian: Nagy Knavesmith
Back to English: Great Knavesmith
To Greek: ÎœÎµÎ³Î¬Î»Î· Knavesmith
Back to English: Great Knavesmith

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From English: My mum
To Arabic: Ø£Ù…ÙŠ
Back to English: MOM
To Catalan: MARE
Back to English: MOTHER
To Spanish: MADRE
Back to English: MOTHER
To Slovenian: MATI
Back to English: MOTHER
To Russian: ÐœÐТЬ
Back to English: MOTHER
To Danish: MOR
Back to English: MOM
To Norwegian: MOR
Back to English: MOTHER
To Latvian: MÄ€TE
Back to English: MOTHER
To Korean: ì–´ë¨¸ë‹ˆ
Back to English: Mother
To French: Mère
Back to English: Mother
To German: Mutter
Back to English: Mother
To Japanese: æ¯
Back to English: Haha
To Haitian Creole: Haha
Back to English: Haha
To Bulgarian: Haha
Back to English: Haha
To Hungarian: Haha
Back to English: Haha
To Indonesian: Haha
Back to English: Haha
To Czech: Haha
Back to English: Haha

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"Curly Brace is my waifu"


...18 translations later, Bing gives us:


"In the foreign service."


 


this one is amazing though.


"The illumination of this room is rather nice. "


...18 translations later, Bing gives us:


"This post is very good."


 


my post was good amirite c:


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g fuckin g

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sex my Dick is a little crazy? Greater than. Confirmation of any new contract with the Navy's elite army prison, more than 300 of some coverage if advised to join canaux."

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BEGINNING:From English: Knave's modest pile of hat collection sucks large sausages, invest in better stuff.

 

To Vietnamese: Äống mÅ© bá»™ sÆ°u tập khiêm tốn của ngÆ°á»i gạt gâm sucks lá»›n xúc xích, đầu tÆ° vào các công cụ tốt hÆ¡n.Back to English: Pile caps modest collection of Knave sucks big sausage, invest in better tools.To Ukranian: ÐŸÐ°Ð»Ñ caps Ñкромний ÐºÐ¾Ð»ÐµÐºÑ†Ñ–Ñ Knave Ñмокче великий ковбаÑа, інвеÑтувати в кращого інÑтрументу.Back to English: Pile caps a modest collection of Knave sucks big sausage, invest in a better tool.To Chinese Simplified: æ¡©å¸½çš„æ— èµ–å®å¤§é¦™è‚ è°¦è™šé›†åˆï¼ŒæŠ•èµ„于一个更好的工具。Back to English: Pile caps Rascal suck big sausage modest collection, investing in a better tool.To Chinese Traditional: æ¨å¸½æµæ°“å¸å¤§é¦™è…¸è¬™è™›é›†åˆï¼ŒæŠ•è³‡äºŽä¸€å€‹æ›´å¥½çš„工具。Back to English: Pile Cap rogue suck big sausage modest collection, investing in a better tool.To Turkish: Yığını kap rogue emmek büyük sosis mütevazı toplama, daha iyi bir araç olarak yatırım.Back to English: Stack Cap rogue suck big sausage modest collection, better as a means of investment.To Korean: ìŠ¤íƒ 캡 불량 í° ì†Œì‹œì§€ ê²¸ì† ì»¬ë ‰ì…˜, 투ìžì˜ 수단으로 ë” ë¹¨ ì•„.Back to English: Stack caps bad big sausage more as a means of investment, a modest collection of suck.To Dutch: Stapel caps slechte grote worst meer als een middel van investeringen, een bescheiden collectie voor suck.Back to English: Pile caps bad big sausage more like a means of investment, a modest collection for suck.To Estonian: Vaia mütsid halb suur vorst pigem vahendid investeeringute, tagasihoidlik kogumise imema.Back to English: The pile caps a bad big sausage rather than facilities for investment, a modest collection of suck.To Finnish: Kasa caps huono Iso makkara sijaan palveluja investointeja, vaatimaton kokoelma surkea.Back to English: Pile caps a bad Big sausage instead of facilities investment, the modest collection of suck.To French: Pile caps saucisson gros mauvais au lieu de l'investissement des installations, la modeste collection de sucer.Back to English: Battery caps bad big sausage instead of investment facilities, the modest collection of suck.To Bulgarian: Ð‘атериÑта капачки лошо голÑма наденица вмеÑто инвеÑтиционни уÑлуги, Ñкромна ÐºÐ¾Ð»ÐµÐºÑ†Ð¸Ñ Ð¾Ñ‚ Ñмучат.Back to English: The battery caps bad big sausage instead of investment services, a modest collection of suck.To Hebrew: ×”סוללה ×‘×§×‘×•×§×™× ×¨×¢ נקניק גדול ×‘×ž×§×•× ×©×™×¨×•×ª×™ השקעות, ×וסף צנוע של יונקות.Back to English: Bad battery bottles big sausage instead of investment services, a modest collection of suck.To Haitian Creole: Move batri bouteilles gwo sosis olye de sèvis envèstisè yo, yon koleksyon modès de tete.Back to English: Bad battery bouteilles great hotdog rather than investors service, a modest collection two breasts.To Portuguese: Cachorro grande quente bouteilles de bateria ruim ao invés de serviço de investidores, seios uma modesta coleção dois.Back to English: Big dog hot bouteilles bad battery rather than investors service, breasts a modest collection two.To Greek: ÎœÎµÎ³Î¬Î»Î¿ σκυλί ζεστό bouteilles κακή μπαταÏία και όχι υπηÏεσία επενδυτές, στήθη μια μικÏή συλλογή δÏο.Back to English: Large dog warm bouteilles bad battery and not service investors, tits a little collection two.To Indonesian: Baterai besar anjing hangat bouteilles buruk dan tidak Layanan investor, payudara kecil koleksi dua.Back to English: Big warm dog bouteilles battery is bad and no investor Services, a small collection of two breasts.To German: Warme Leitwolf Bouteilles Batterie ist schlecht und kein Investor Services, eine kleine Sammlung von zwei Brüste.Back to English: Hot lead Wolf Bouteilles battery is bad and no investor services, small collection of two breasts.To Japanese: ç†±ã„鉛オオカミ Bouteilles ãƒãƒƒãƒ†ãƒªãƒ¼ã¯æ‚ªã„ã€ãªã„投資家サービスã€2 ã¤ã®èƒ¸ã®å°ã•ãªã‚³ãƒ¬ã‚¯ã‚·ãƒ§ãƒ³ã§ã™ã€‚Back to English: Hot lead Wolf Bouteilles battery is a small collection of bad, investors service, two chest.To Catalan: Conduir calenta llop Bouteilles bateria és una petita col·lecció de dolent, servei d'inversors, dos al pit.Back to English: Hot lead Wolf Bouteilles battery is a small collection of bad, investors service, two in the chest.To Swedish: Heta bly Wolf Bouteilles batteri är en liten samling av bad, investerare service, tvÃ¥ i bröstet.Back to English: Hot lead Wolf Bouteilles battery is a small collection of bad, investors service, two in the chest.To Lithuanian: KarÅ¡ta Å¡vino Wolf Bouteilles baterija yra nedidelÄ— kolekcija blogas, investuotojai paslaugos, du į krÅ«tinÄ™.Back to English: Hot lead Wolf Bouteilles battery is a small collection of bad, investors service, two in the chest.To Slovenian: VroÄa sled Wolf Bouteilles baterija je majhno zbirko slabo, vlagatelji storitev, dve v prsih.Back to English: Hot trail Wolf battery is a small collection of bad Bouteilles, investors service, two in the chest.To Polish: GorÄ…ce szlak Wolf baterii jest niewielki zbiór źle Bouteilles, obsÅ‚ugi inwestorów, dwa w klatce piersiowej.Back to English: Hot Wolf Trail is a small collection of bad Bouteilles, handling investors, two in the chest.To Hungarian: Forró Wolf nyom egy kis gyűjtemény a rossz Bouteilles, befektetÅ‘k, két mellkasi kezelése.Back to English: Hot Wolf track a little collection of bad Bouteilles, investors, two chest treatment.To Romanian: Fierbinte Wolf urmări o mică colecÅ£ie de rău Bouteilles, investitori, două piept tratament.Back to English: Hot Wolf track a small collection of bad Bouteilles, investors, two breast treatment.To Russian: Ð“орÑчие волк трек небольшую коллекцию Бад Bouteilles, инвеÑторы, две груди лечение.Back to English: Hot Wolf track a small collection of Bad Bouteilles, investors, two breast treatment.To Thai: à¸«à¸¡à¸²à¸›à¹ˆà¸²à¸žà¸£à¹‰à¸­à¸¡à¸•à¸´à¸”ตามของ Bouteilles ดี ลงทุน สองเต้านมรัà¸à¸©à¸²Back to English: The Wolf is a good track of two invest Bouteilles breast treatment.To Slovak: Vlk je dobre sledovaÅ¥ dva investovaÅ¥ Bouteilles prsníka lieÄba.Back to English: The Wolf is a good track of two invest Bouteilles breast treatment.To Norwegian: Ulven er et godt spor av to investere Bouteilles brystkreft behandling.Back to English: The Wolf is a good track of two invest Bouteilles breast cancer treatment.To Latvian: Vilks ir labu dziesmu no diviem ieguldÄ«t Bouteilles krÅ«ts vēža ÄrstÄ“Å¡anai.Back to English: The Wolf is a good song out of two invest Bouteille breast cancer treatment.To Spanish: El lobo es una buena canción de cada dos invertir Bouteille tratamiento de cáncer de mama.Back to English: Wolf is a good song of each of two invest Bouteille treatment of breast cancer.To Danish: Ulven er en god sang i hver af to investere Bouteille behandling af brystkræft.Back to English: The Wolf is a good song in each of two invest Bouteille treatment of breast cancer.To Czech: Vlk je dobrá písniÄka v každém ze dvou investovat Bouteille léÄby rakoviny prsu.Back to English: The Wolf is a good song in each of two invest Bouteille breast cancer treatment.To Arabic: Ø§Ù„ذئب أغنية جيدة ÙÙŠ كل من اثنين تستثمر بوتيل علاج سرطان الثدي.

 

ENDING: Back to English: The Wolf is a good song on each of two invest butyl breast cancer treatment.

u wot m8?

 

It you didn't know that the Wolf song was good, then you need to invest in buying two breast cancer treatments.

 

From English: Is knavesmith coolTo Vietnamese: Là knavesmith mátBack to English: Is knavesmith coolTo Spanish: Knavesmith CoolBack to English: Knavesmith CoolTo Polish: Fajne KnavesmithBack to English: Cool KnavesmithTo Norwegian: Kul KnavesmithBack to English: Cool KnavesmithTo Czech: Cool KnavesmithBack to English: Cool KnavesmithTo Danish: Cool KnavesmithBack to English: Cool KnavesmithTo Lithuanian: Cool KnavesmithBack to English: Cool KnavesmithTo Korean: ë©‹ì§„ KnavesmithBack to English: Great KnavesmithTo Japanese: å‰å¤§ãª KnavesmithBack to English: Great KnavesmithTo French: Grand KnavesmithBack to English: Great KnavesmithTo German: Große KnavesmithBack to English: Great KnavesmithTo Bulgarian: Ð“олÑм KnavesmithBack to English: Big KnavesmithTo Haitian Creole: Gwo KnavesmithBack to English: Great KnavesmithTo Hebrew: Knavesmith הגדולBack to English: Big KnavesmithTo Romanian: Mare KnavesmithBack to English: Great KnavesmithTo Hungarian: Nagy KnavesmithBack to English: Great KnavesmithTo Greek: ÎœÎµÎ³Î¬Î»Î· KnavesmithBack to English: Great Knavesmith

Apparently Bad Translator is a fanboy of me...
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The last one is the best


Original text:


"Cashew"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Walnut, United Kingdom"


 


Original text:


"A Delicious Cashew"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Delicious fruit in India"


 


Original text:


"Kaushuman"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Contact with the"


 


Original text:


"Cashew is best mod"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Thus, in the second half. India"


 


Original text:


"Mr. Bucket is the worst mod ever!"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Cuba is not always a bad thing."


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"The Capo's Capper is such a beautiful hat. I like to collect Capo's Cappers crafted by my friends, it's a neat little collection of mine! I also like to name some of my Cappers after my waifu, Kallen Kozuki. It's an awfully dedicated collection."

 

35 translations later...

 

"Texas Food Corporation, Linda Cannon, a wave that could run on your computer: my name is Isabella · Vasco da Gama, the first light brown Ange catch me."

 

What the fuck is this sorcery.... 

 

"I love listening to music. I could listen to Fox Stevenson, Uppermost, Rhodz, the Brookes Brothers, Fred V & Grafix, Tom Misch, Sufjan Stevens, and Flow all day! Music is my life! "

 

 

35 translations later...

 

"And on the Hill of Tom, Mitch, Steven Fox, Milos island Aubermos, Andrei Stevens, Holy Spirit to listen to the music he wanted. Fred Brooks Brothers, my life in music."

 

If Obama had a stroke in the middle of a speech, it would end as above. 

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Kek

 

"Hi, I'm Cedar. I like hats and trees, and Curly Brace is my waifu."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

".: Hi, I have a small door in wood, and rice referred to as bud · full of love."

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Original text:


"On Monday the fifth, the Texas food corporation of Charity City decided to host a banquet in which they forcibly slicing through weird purple tree hats while pretending to be kawaii."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"On Monday, the world's largest charitable organization, wearing a helmet, mission, Texas, restaurant, Hamas, launch, coffee trees, 5 purple color."


 


The largest charitable organization had a mission to wear 5 purple color coffee trees wearing a helmet at a restaurant in Texas for a hamas (missle?) launch?


 


;-;


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Was chatting with a friend---

Original text:

"Hey Anna TF2?! TF2?!?!?!!??!!?!??!!??!?!!?!?!?!??!?!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
 

"TF2 Mie TF2 celebrate with cast members?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

Decided to convert the output aswell

Original text:

""TF2 Mie TF2 celebrate with cast members?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?""

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The best toys for TF2 TF2"

 

Converted again

Original text:

"The best toys for TF2 TF2"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"TF2 team oz 2 games"

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Original text:

"Don't believe in me, don't believe in the me that believes in you. Believe in the you that believes in yourself."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"However, two police officers-watch"

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"Good afternoon, gents. I am here today to bring you my newest creation: the dildo launcher. This new device can fling your fake meat at up to fifty miles per hour. Never again will you feel the need to go faster. "


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Princess in love as the new final version at the end of the machine. The speed of 50 km/h, more content, and it seems to be working."


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Original text:


"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Your children, as well as Andy Brown is ignored."


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"Kick, punch, it's all in the mind."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Holding hands and feet"

 

 

From English: Kick, punch, it's all in the mind.
To Bulgarian: Удар, удар, това е вÑичко в ума.
Back to English: Punch, kick, that's all in the mind.
To Catalan: Cop de puny, puntada, que és tot en la ment.
Back to English: Punch, kick, that is all in the mind.
To Chinese Simplified: 一拳,踢,这是都在脑海里。
Back to English: Punch, kick, this is all in the mind.
To Chinese Traditional: 拳打〠腳踢,這是都在腦海裡。
Back to English: Punch, kick, this is all in the mind.
To Czech: Úder, kop, všechno je v mysli.
Back to English: Punch, kick, everything is in the mind.
To Danish: Punch, spark, alt er i sindet.
Back to English: Punch, kick, everything is in the mind.
To Dutch: Punch, kick, alles is in de geest.
Back to English: Punch, kick, everything is in the mind.
To Estonian: Punch, kick, kõik on meeles.
Back to English: Punch, kick, it's all in the mind.
To Finnish: Booli, potkia, kaikki mielessä.
Back to English: Punch, kick, all in the mind.
To French: Coup de poing, coup de pied, dans l'esprit.
Back to English: Punch, kick, in mind.
To German: Schlag, Kick, im Auge.
Back to English: Punch, kick, in the eye.
To Greek: ΓÏοθιά, κλωτσιά, στο μάτι.
Back to English: Punch, kick, in the eye.
To Haitian Creole: Kout pwen an, kout pye nan je a.
Back to English: Punch, kick in my eyes.
To Hebrew: ×גרוף, לבעוט לי בעיניי×.
Back to English: Fists, kicking me in the eye.
To Hungarian: Ököllel, ijesztgetsz a szem.
Back to English: Fists, kicking me in the eye.
To Indonesian: Tinju, menendang saya di mata.
Back to English: Fists, kicking me in the eye.
To Italian: Pugni, calci me nell'occhio.
Back to English: Fists, kicking me in the eye.
To Japanese: 拳ã¯ã€ç›®ã§ç§ã‚’è¹´ã‚‹ã—ã¾ã™ã€‚
Back to English: Fist kicks me in the.
To Korean: 주먹 발 차기 나는.
Back to English: Fists and kicks.
To Latvian: DÅ«res un kicks.
Back to English: Fists and kicks.
To Lithuanian: KumÅ¡Äiais ir spardyti.
Back to English: Fists and kicking.
To Norwegian: Nevene og spark.
Back to English: Fists and kicks.
To Polish: Pięści i kopnięć.
Back to English: Fists and kicks.
To Portuguese: Punhos e pontapés.
Back to English: Fists and kicks.
To Romanian: Pumnii ÅŸi lovituri.
Back to English: Fists and kicks.
To Russian: Кулаками и ногами.
Back to English: Fists and feet.
To Slovak: Päste a nohy.
Back to English: Fists and feet.
To Slovenian: Pestmi in nogami.
Back to English: Fists and feet.
To Spanish: Los puños y los pies.
Back to English: Fists and feet.
To Swedish: Nävar och fötter.
Back to English: Fists and feet.
To Thai: หมัดà¹à¸¥à¸°à¹€à¸—้า
Back to English: Fists and feet
To Turkish: Yumruk ve ayak
Back to English: Fists and feet
To Ukranian: Кулаки і ноги
Back to English: Fists and feet
To Vietnamese: Nắm tay và bàn chân
Back to English: Holding hands and feet

 

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"Smoke: shoot the symbol of man to praise him."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Smoking: the status of the contract."


 


"Smoking: the status of the contract."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Smoking: protection system."


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"If I had a million dollars, I'd still not have enough to live in this world."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"If you have $ 1,000,000 is enough. Natura's death."


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Original text:


"Pixelium should be a mod"


...8 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Pixelium is the UK Ministry of defence"


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Original text:


"But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now your going to have overpaid for the hat, you goddamn idiot. I will shit suggestions all over you and your bp value will drown in it. Your hat's fucking dead, kiddo."


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"But now you can find out the benefits. Six died and the central nervous system, heart, blood pressure, there is the sea."


 


da fuq


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Original text:


"This is not anime, maggot! This is a symbol of masculinity, and you will salute it!"


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Support instead of microscopes. Hi, I have an icon with a bad attitude."


 


Original text:


"noel: lol "


...35 translations later, Bing gives us:


"Noel: lol"


Well, they fixed one thing.


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