The Best of: Bad Translator

[Sgt. Paincakes]

Original text:
"Well well well... it seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state of being of a lesser quality than before "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Now... Brave death suicide note of discord, as the length of some applications."
 
Sure, the original text got cut off, but oh well
 
 

Well well well... it seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaboratore ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state of being of a lesser quality than before you were dealt the card hidden up my sleeve, while being none the wiser! And yes, while it is true that you will eventually recover from this recent turn of events, it remains unclear whether or not your social status will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worst! After all is said and done, at the end of the day, you will have to accept the fact that you got the short end of the deal! I hold no remorse or regret, for I am and always shall be...
A master ruseman!

 

[Rambro]

Original text:

"How can one pootis others if they cannot pootis themselves first?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"June, in June for the first time"

 

Great.

[Rambro]

Original text:

"Please take this knife out of my gullet. Someone help."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"How to get rid of drooling, knives, taste"

[M.G.B.]

"swag 420 blazeit fagget lel"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In parallel with the way County 420"

 

Original text:

"shrek is love shrek is life"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Marriage."

[comfortable]

"Why the fuck did Rambro make this thread?!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is the title Rambr."

[PaRappa the Papaya]

"I have balls"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... Many"
 

From English: I have balls
To Bulgarian: Ðз имам топки
Back to English: I got balls
To Catalan: Tinc les boles
Back to English: I have the balls
To Chinese Simplified: 我有çƒ
Back to English: I have the ball
To Chinese Traditional: 我有çƒ
Back to English: I have the ball
To Czech: Mám míÄ
Back to English: I have a ball
To Danish: Jeg har en bold
Back to English: I have a ball
To Dutch: Ik heb een bal
Back to English: I have a ball
To Estonian: Mul on pall
Back to English: I have the ball
To Finnish: Minulla on pallo
Back to English: I have a ball
To French: J'ai une boule
Back to English: I have a ball
To German: Ich habe einen ball
Back to English: I have a ball
To Greek: Έχω μια μπάλα
Back to English: I have a ball
To Haitian Creole: Mwen gen yon boul
Back to English: I have a lump
To Hebrew: . יש לי גוש
Back to English: . I have a lump
To Hungarian: . Van egy csomó
Back to English: . There is a lot of
To Indonesian: . Ada banyak
Back to English: . There are a lot of
To Italian: . Ci sono un sacco di
Back to English: . There are a lot of
To Japanese: .ãŸãã•ã‚“
Back to English: ... Many
To Korean: ... 많ì€
Back to English: ... Many
To Latvian: ... Daudzi
Back to English: ... Many
To Lithuanian: ... Daug
Back to English: ... A Lot Of
To Norwegian: ... Mange
Back to English: ... Many
To Polish: ... Wielu
Back to English: ... Many
To Portuguese: ... Muitos
Back to English: ... Many
To Romanian: ... Multe
Back to English: ... Many
To Russian: ... Многие
Back to English: ... Many
To Slovak: ... Mnoho
Back to English: ... Many
To Slovenian: ... Veliko
Back to English: ... A Lot Of
To Spanish: ... Un montón de
Back to English: ... A lot of
To Swedish: ... En hel del
Back to English: ... A lot of
To Thai: ... จำนวนมาà¸
Back to English: ... A lot
To Turkish: ... Çok
Back to English: ... A lot
To Ukranian: ... Багато
Back to English: ... Many
To Vietnamese: ... Nhiá»u
Back to English: ... Many

 

[Melon™YT: TF2&Shit]

Original text:

"this glass is full of juice"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Pussy juice"

GG

[Wubsies ♥]

"I was wondering, whats the recommended amount of Dedotated Wam I should have sur server?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... But seriously Dedotated WAMU is known."

From English: I was wondering, whats the recommended amount of Dedotated Wam I should have sur server?

To Bulgarian: Ðз Ñе чудех, какво препоръчителната Ñума на Dedotated Wam Ñ‚Ñ€Ñбва да имам sur Ñървър?
Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended amount of Dedotated Wam I sur Server?
To Catalan: M'estava preguntant què la quantitat recomanada de Dedotated Wam sur servidor?
Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended amount of Dedotated Wam sur Server?
To Chinese Simplified: æˆ‘想知é“什么推èçš„æ•°é‡çš„ Dedotated Wam sur æœåŠ¡å™¨ï¼Ÿ
Back to English: I want to know what's recommended number of Dedotated Wam sur servers?
To Chinese Traditional: æˆ‘想知é“有什麼推薦的數目 Dedotated Wam sur 伺æœå™¨å—Žï¼Ÿ
Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?
To Czech: PÅ™emýšlel jsem co doporuÄenou Dedotated Wam sur Server?
Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?
To Danish: Jeg var gad vide hvad de anbefalede Dedotated Wam sur Server?
Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?
To Dutch: Ik vroeg me af wat de aanbevolen Dedotated Wam sur Server?
Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?
To Estonian: Ma mõtlesin, et mida on soovitatud Dedotated Wam sur Server?
Back to English: I was wondering, what is the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?
To Finnish: Mietin, mikä on suositeltava Dedotated Wam sur palvelin?
Back to English: I wonder what is the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?
To French: Je me demande quel est le recommandé Dedotated Wam sur serveur ?
Back to English: I wonder what is the recommended Dedotated Wam on server?
To German: Mich ich Frage, was ist die empfohlene Dedotated Wam auf Server?
Back to English: I wonder what is the recommended Dedotated WAM on server?
To Greek: Î‘ναÏωτιέμαι ποια είναι η συνιστώμενη WAM Dedotated στο διακομιστή;
Back to English: I wonder what is the recommended WAM Dedotated on the server?
To Haitian Creole: Mwen se sa se recommandé Dedotated WAM sou sèvè a?
Back to English: I am this is recommandé Dedotated WAM on the severe?
To Hebrew: . ×× ×™ ×–×” ×”×•× recommandé Dedotated WAM על חמור?
Back to English: . He's serious about WAM Dedotated-recommandé
To Hungarian: . Å is komolyan WAM Dedotated-recommandé
Back to English: . He is also seriously WAM Dedotated-recommandé
To Indonesian: . Dia juga adalah serius WAM Dedotated-recommandé
Back to English: . He is also seriously WAM Dedotated-recommandé
To Italian: . Egli è anche seriamente WAM Dedotated-recommandé
Back to English: . He is also seriously WAM Dedotated-recommandé
To Japanese: .å½¼ã¯ã¾ãŸçœŸå‰£ã« WAM Dedotated recommandé ã§ã™ã€‚
Back to English: ... He is also seriously WAM Dedotated recommandé.
To Korean: ... 그는 ë˜í•œ WAM Dedotated ìžìœ ë¡œìš´ ì‹¬ê° í•˜ 게입니다.
Back to English: ... He is also a WAM Dedotated free seriously.
To Latvian: ... Viņš ir arÄ« bezmaksas WAM Dedotated nopietni.
Back to English: ... He is also a free WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Lithuanian: ... Jis taip pat nemokamai WAMU Dedotated rimtai.
Back to English: ... He is also a free WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Norwegian: ... Han er ogsÃ¥ en gratis WAMU Dedotated alvorlig.
Back to English: ... He is also a free WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Polish: ... Jest on również wolna Dedotated WAMU poważnie.
Back to English: ... He is also a free WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Portuguese: ... Ele também é uma enciclopédia WAMU Dedotated a sério.
Back to English: ... He is also an encyclopedia WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Romanian: ... El este, de asemenea, o enciclopedie WAMU Dedotated serios.
Back to English: ... He is also an encyclopedia WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Russian: ... Он также ÑвлÑетÑÑ Ñнциклопедией WAMU Dedotated Ñерьезно.
Back to English: ... It is also an encyclopedia of WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Slovak: ... To je tiež encyklopédia WAMU Dedotated vážne.
Back to English: ... It is also an encyclopedia of WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Slovenian: ... Prav tako je enciklopedija WAMU Dedotated resno.
Back to English: ... It is also an encyclopedia of WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Spanish: ... También es una enciclopedia de WAMU Dedotated en serio.
Back to English: ... It is also an encyclopedia of WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Swedish: ... Det är ocksÃ¥ en encyklopedi av WAMU Dedotated pÃ¥ allvar.
Back to English: ... It is also an encyclopedia of WAMU Dedotated seriously.
To Thai: ... à¸à¹‡à¸¢à¸±à¸‡à¸¡à¸µà¸ªà¸²à¸£à¸²à¸™à¸¸à¸à¸£à¸¡ WAMU Dedotated อย่างจริงจัง
Back to English: ..., It is also Dedotated WAMU encyclopedia seriously.
To Turkish: ..., Ciddiye Dedotated WAMU ansiklopedi seviyededir.
Back to English: ..., Seriously Dedotated WAMU is the encyclopedia.
To Ukranian: ..., Серйозно Dedotated WAMU Ñ” ЕнциклопедіÑ.
Back to English: ... But seriously Dedotated WAMU is the encyclopedia.
To Vietnamese: ... NhÆ°ng nghiêm túc Dedotated WAMU là tiếng.
Back to English: ... But seriously Dedotated WAMU is known.

[Rambro]

 

"I was wondering, whats the recommended amount of Dedotated Wam I should have sur server?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... But seriously Dedotated WAMU is known."

From English: I was wondering, whats the recommended amount of Dedotated Wam I should have sur server?

To Bulgarian: Ðз Ñе чудех, какво препоръчителната Ñума на Dedotated Wam Ñ‚Ñ€Ñбва да имам sur Ñървър?

Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended amount of Dedotated Wam I sur Server?

To Catalan: M'estava preguntant què la quantitat recomanada de Dedotated Wam sur servidor?

Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended amount of Dedotated Wam sur Server?

To Chinese Simplified: æˆ‘想知é“什么推èçš„æ•°é‡çš„ Dedotated Wam sur æœåŠ¡å™¨ï¼Ÿ

Back to English: I want to know what's recommended number of Dedotated Wam sur servers?

To Chinese Traditional: æˆ‘想知é“有什麼推薦的數目 Dedotated Wam sur 伺æœå™¨å—Žï¼Ÿ

Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?

To Czech: PÅ™emýšlel jsem co doporuÄenou Dedotated Wam sur Server?

Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?

To Danish: Jeg var gad vide hvad de anbefalede Dedotated Wam sur Server?

Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?

To Dutch: Ik vroeg me af wat de aanbevolen Dedotated Wam sur Server?

Back to English: I was wondering what the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?

To Estonian: Ma mõtlesin, et mida on soovitatud Dedotated Wam sur Server?

Back to English: I was wondering, what is the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?

To Finnish: Mietin, mikä on suositeltava Dedotated Wam sur palvelin?

Back to English: I wonder what is the recommended Dedotated Wam sur Server?

To French: Je me demande quel est le recommandé Dedotated Wam sur serveur ?

Back to English: I wonder what is the recommended Dedotated Wam on server?

To German: Mich ich Frage, was ist die empfohlene Dedotated Wam auf Server?

Back to English: I wonder what is the recommended Dedotated WAM on server?

To Greek: Î‘ναÏωτιέμαι ποια είναι η συνιστώμενη WAM Dedotated στο διακομιστή;

Back to English: I wonder what is the recommended WAM Dedotated on the server?

To Haitian Creole: Mwen se sa se recommandé Dedotated WAM sou sèvè a?

Back to English: I am this is recommandé Dedotated WAM on the severe?

To Hebrew: . ×× ×™ ×–×” ×”×•× recommandé Dedotated WAM על חמור?

Back to English: . He's serious about WAM Dedotated-recommandé

To Hungarian: . Å is komolyan WAM Dedotated-recommandé

Back to English: . He is also seriously WAM Dedotated-recommandé

To Indonesian: . Dia juga adalah serius WAM Dedotated-recommandé

Back to English: . He is also seriously WAM Dedotated-recommandé

To Italian: . Egli è anche seriamente WAM Dedotated-recommandé

Back to English: . He is also seriously WAM Dedotated-recommandé

To Japanese: .å½¼ã¯ã¾ãŸçœŸå‰£ã« WAM Dedotated recommandé ã§ã™ã€‚

Back to English: ... He is also seriously WAM Dedotated recommandé.

To Korean: ... 그는 ë˜í•œ WAM Dedotated ìžìœ ë¡œìš´ ì‹¬ê° í•˜ 게입니다.

Back to English: ... He is also a WAM Dedotated free seriously.

To Latvian: ... Viņš ir arÄ« bezmaksas WAM Dedotated nopietni.

Back to English: ... He is also a free WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Lithuanian: ... Jis taip pat nemokamai WAMU Dedotated rimtai.

Back to English: ... He is also a free WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Norwegian: ... Han er ogsÃ¥ en gratis WAMU Dedotated alvorlig.

Back to English: ... He is also a free WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Polish: ... Jest on również wolna Dedotated WAMU poważnie.

Back to English: ... He is also a free WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Portuguese: ... Ele também é uma enciclopédia WAMU Dedotated a sério.

Back to English: ... He is also an encyclopedia WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Romanian: ... El este, de asemenea, o enciclopedie WAMU Dedotated serios.

Back to English: ... He is also an encyclopedia WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Russian: ... Он также ÑвлÑетÑÑ Ñнциклопедией WAMU Dedotated Ñерьезно.

Back to English: ... It is also an encyclopedia of WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Slovak: ... To je tiež encyklopédia WAMU Dedotated vážne.

Back to English: ... It is also an encyclopedia of WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Slovenian: ... Prav tako je enciklopedija WAMU Dedotated resno.

Back to English: ... It is also an encyclopedia of WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Spanish: ... También es una enciclopedia de WAMU Dedotated en serio.

Back to English: ... It is also an encyclopedia of WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Swedish: ... Det är ocksÃ¥ en encyklopedi av WAMU Dedotated pÃ¥ allvar.

Back to English: ... It is also an encyclopedia of WAMU Dedotated seriously.

To Thai: ... à¸à¹‡à¸¢à¸±à¸‡à¸¡à¸µà¸ªà¸²à¸£à¸²à¸™à¸¸à¸à¸£à¸¡ WAMU Dedotated อย่างจริงจัง

Back to English: ..., It is also Dedotated WAMU encyclopedia seriously.

To Turkish: ..., Ciddiye Dedotated WAMU ansiklopedi seviyededir.

Back to English: ..., Seriously Dedotated WAMU is the encyclopedia.

To Ukranian: ..., Серйозно Dedotated WAMU Ñ” ЕнциклопедіÑ.

Back to English: ... But seriously Dedotated WAMU is the encyclopedia.

To Vietnamese: ... NhÆ°ng nghiêm túc Dedotated WAMU là tiếng.

Back to English: ... But seriously Dedotated WAMU is known.

 

DEDOTATED WAMU I LOVE IT

[Melon™YT: TF2&Shit]

"can i touch you ? "

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Play?"

 

YES

[PaRappa the Papaya]

"Does this belong in the great below?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Size large."

 

 

From English: Does this belong in the great below?
To Bulgarian: Дали това принадлежи на Велики по-долу?
Back to English: Whether it belongs to the Great below?
To Catalan: Si pertany a sota el gran?
Back to English: If it belongs under the great?
To Chinese Simplified: 如果它属于下的很大å—？
Back to English: If it is under very big?
To Chinese Traditional: 如果這是在下很大嗎？
Back to English: If this is a very big?
To Czech: Pokud se jedná velmi velké?
Back to English: If it is very large?
To Danish: Hvis det er meget store?
Back to English: If it is very large?
To Dutch: Als het erg groot is?
Back to English: If it is very large?
To Estonian: Kui on väga suur?
Back to English: If is very large?
To Finnish: Jos on hyvin suuri?
Back to English: If there is a very large?
To French: S'il y a un très grand ?
Back to English: There is a very large?
To German: Es gibt ein sehr großes?
Back to English: Is there a very large?
To Greek: ΥπάÏχει ένα Ï€Î¿Î»Ï Î¼ÎµÎ³Î¬Î»Î¿;
Back to English: There is a very large?
To Haitian Creole: Pa gen yon trè laj?
Back to English: Don't have a very large?
To Hebrew: ×ין גדול מ×וד?
Back to English: There is a very big?
To Hungarian: Van egy nagyon nagy?
Back to English: There is a very big?
To Indonesian: Ada yang sangat besar?
Back to English: There is a very big?
To Italian: C'è un grande?
Back to English: There is a big?
To Japanese: ãã“ã«ã‚る大ããªï¼Ÿ
Back to English: There is big?
To Korean: í°ê°€?
Back to English: The big?
To Latvian: Liels?
Back to English: Big?
To Lithuanian: Didelis?
Back to English: The Big?
To Norwegian: Den store?
Back to English: The great?
To Polish: Wielki?
Back to English: The Great?
To Portuguese: O grande?
Back to English: The great?
To Romanian: Cel mare?
Back to English: The great?
To Russian: Великий?
Back to English: The Great?
To Slovak: Veľký?
Back to English: Big?
To Slovenian: Velik?
Back to English: Big?
To Spanish: ¿Grande?
Back to English: Big?
To Swedish: Stor?
Back to English: Large?
To Thai: ขนาดใหà¸à¹ˆ
Back to English: Large size.
To Turkish: Büyük boy.
Back to English: Large size.
To Ukranian: Великого розміру.
Back to English: Large size.
To Vietnamese: Kích thước lớn.
Back to English: Size large.

 

[Rambro]

"Does this belong in the great below?"

Hell no.

[Rambro]

Original text:

"My name is Santa! Ho ho ho!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My name is Noel and ... Haha"

[PaRappa the Papaya]

Hell no.

"Exactly "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Only."

[Kevin the Chicken God]

Original text:

"I will touch that booty till the sun dont shine no more"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The evening after the game."

 

"pay up or get cut, you are in the wrong neighborhood cousin"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The salary decrease inhibitions and his nephew."

[Melon™YT: TF2&Shit]

Original text:

"bitch"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"F#cked"

 

"f#cked"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A little kiss."

[BroHebbe]

Original text:

"I love my Antifreeze Bunsen Brave"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Fat burner article: Jesus only."   

[Melon™YT: TF2&Shit]

Original text:

"yo mama so fat..."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Even fat. ...... In The News."

[wallywalrus_]

> Screw counterstrike global offensive

> What is going on in the world

 

> America home of the free land of the brave

> In general, United Kingdom

 

> Emma Watson is the hottest chick out of the united kingdom

> Rachel Schwartz, shorts, make pancakes" 

[JustShoot03]

Made a forums.bp.tf account just for this!

 

~~~

 

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z cuz thats the alphabet"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"( © (d), (f), (g), (h) (I) and (l), use the keypad of the p, Q, r, s, t, u, v, x and not feeling very well, thank you, thank you."

~~~

"bad translator with bing is so bad like omg call the cops #rebel !!!1!!!!!11!!!!one!!1 1!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Bing Translator OMG, but not enough to call the police. The rebels and the Government, particularly # 1, 11; one of them, 1-13"

~~~

"walk to cvs and buy me a steam card so I can get portal 2, some keys and other shit nobody cares about"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"CVS, among the other buttons and the 2-important ones, or I do not remember."

~~~

"bad translator is bad for translating"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Belhadj"

~~~

"You must not commit adultery"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Prostitution and the obligation to export."

 

WELL I LOVE THIS LOLOLOL

[BBQ DAWGZ]

"Don't put your dick in a toaster"

 

35 translations later;

 

"If you insert your penis into the pot in the oven and then you get chicken"

[Rambro]

Made a forums.bp.tf account just for this!

I love you. No homo.

[t1m1d]

Original text:

"Team Fortress 2 provides fair and balanced gaming"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"It forms a squad that scarcely 2 only and carried will look at to bet it balance afterward"

 

Or do it again and get :

"Imagines a team, that intensely 2 alone and have deed,, record the appearance of the bet of the equilibrium afterwards"

[ProPain]

From English: Your mother is one special kind of slut
To Vietnamese: Mẹ của bạn là má»™t loại đặc biệt của slut
Back to English: Your mother is a special type of slut
To Turkish: Annen fahiÅŸe özel bir türüdür
Back to English: Your mother is a special type of whore
To Thai: à¹à¸¡à¹ˆà¹€à¸›à¹‡à¸™ whore ชนิดพิเศษ
Back to English: The mother is a special kind of whore.
To Chinese Traditional: æ¯è¦ªæ˜¯å¦“女的一種特殊。
Back to English: Mother is a prostitute, a special.
To Swedish: Mamma är en prostituerad, en speciell.
Back to English: Mother is a prostitute, a special.
To Spanish: La madre es una prostituta, un especial.
Back to English: The mother is a prostitute, a special.
To Dutch: De moeder is een prostituee, een speciale.
Back to English: The mother is a prostitute, a special.
To Estonian: Ema on prostituut, eriline.
Back to English: The mother is a prostitute, a special.
To Russian: ÐœÐ°Ñ‚ÑŒ-проÑтитутка, Специальный.
Back to English: Mother-prostitute, Special.
To French: Mère-prostituée, extraordinaire.
Back to English: Mother-prostitute, extraordinary.
To German: Mutter-Prostituierte, ungewohnt.
Back to English: Mother-prostitute, unusual.
To Greek: ÎœÎ·Ï„έÏα-πόÏνη, ασυνήθιστη.
Back to English: Mother-prostitute, unusual.
To Romanian: Mama-prostituată, neobiÅŸnuite.
Back to English: Mother-prostitute, unusual.
To Hebrew: ×מ×-זנותי, ×™×•×¦× ×“×•×¤×Ÿ.
Back to English: Mother-prostitute, unusual.
To Hungarian: Anyja prostituált, szokatlan.
Back to English: Mother is a prostitute, unusual.
To Polish: Matka jest prostytutka, nietypowe.
Back to English: Mother is a prostitute, unusual.
To Bulgarian: ÐœÐ°Ð¹ÐºÐ° е проÑтитутка, необичайни.
Back to English: Mother is a prostitute, unusual.

 

UNUSUAL PROSTITUTES

[Mr. Sean Connery]

started as: Hello, i am the king of sneaky, the grand lord of shaken, not stirred, the great czar of spy's. i am Sean Connery.

Ended as:Connelly says the play Hello Grand Chase Rhonda d Shawn Asbion in King Kong.

what sequence of unholy events resulted in this? its not even English anymore! where did you find this?