The Best of: Bad Translator

[Rambro]

This tool lets you put in any words or phrases, and runs it through a filter of different languages before being spat out again in English.

Try it, it can get pretty entertaining.

 

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

 

EDIT: Provide a puush or screenie if you can. Not necessary.

[TriAsian]

"Is Polar a good mod?" ----> "God mode: Polar?"

[PaRappa the Papaya]

From English: my anus is bleeding
To French: mon anus saigne
Back to English: my healthy anus
To German: Mein gesunder After
Back to English: My healthy anus
To Italian: Il mio ano sano
Back to English: Healthy my ano
To Portuguese: Saudável meu ano
Back to English: Healthy my year
To Spanish: Sano mi año
Back to English: Healthy my year

[Rambro]

Original text:

 

"I think the backpack.tf forums are a great place to hang out and enjoy one of the best communities!"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Backpacking recipes are good."

[Mikusch]

Original text:

"Whoever posts into the Great Below is a twat."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Plain text."

[heartfeltfancy]

"This is one shitty translator."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is a good tradition."

 

"Do the impossible, see the invisible."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I can see your eyes boijianhneun."

[PaRappa the Papaya]

From English: I like anal
To Bulgarian: Обичам анален
Back to English: I love anal
To Catalan: M'encanta anal
Back to English: I love anal
To Chinese Simplified: 爱的肛门
Back to English: Love anal
To Chinese Traditional: 肛門的愛
Back to English: Anal love
To Czech: Anální láska
Back to English: Anal love
To Danish: Anal elsker
Back to English: Anal love
To Dutch: Anale liefde
Back to English: Anal love
To Estonian: Anal armastus
Back to English: Anal love
To Finnish: Anaali rakkauden
Back to English: Anal love
To French: Amour anal
Back to English: Anal love
To German: Anal Liebe
Back to English: Anal love
To Greek: ΠÏωκτικό αγάπη
Back to English: Anal love
To Haitian Creole: Èyè renmen
Back to English: Anal like to
To Hebrew: כמו ×× ×לי
Back to English: Like anal
To Hungarian: Szeret anális
Back to English: Loves anal
To Indonesian: Mencintai anal
Back to English: Loves anal
To Italian: Ama anale
Back to English: Loves anal
To Japanese: アナル好ã
Back to English: Like anal
To Korean: 항문 처럼
Back to English: I like anal
To Latvian: Man patīk anal
Back to English: I like anal
To Lithuanian: Man patinka analinis
Back to English: I like anal
To Norwegian: Jeg liker anal
Back to English: I like anal
To Polish: LubiÄ™ anal
Back to English: I like anal
To Portuguese: Eu gosto de sexo anal
Back to English: I like anal sex
To Romanian: ÃŽmi place sexul anal
Back to English: I like anal sex
To Russian: Мне нравитÑÑ Ð°Ð½Ð°Ð»ÑŒÐ½Ñ‹Ð¹ ÑекÑ
Back to English: I like anal sex
To Slovak: Mám rád análny sex
Back to English: I love anal sex
To Slovenian: Obožujem analni seks
Back to English: I love anal sex
To Spanish: Me encanta el sexo anal
Back to English: I love anal sex
To Swedish: Jag älskar analsex
Back to English: I love anal sex
To Thai: รัà¸à¹€à¸žà¸¨à¸—างทวารหนัà¸
Back to English: Love, sex, anal
To Turkish: AÅŸk, seks, anal
Back to English: Love, sex, anal
To Ukranian: Любов, ÑекÑ, анальний
Back to English: Love, sex, anal
To Vietnamese: Tình yêu, tình dục hậu môn
Back to English: Love, anal sex

 

 

TL:DR Love anal

[Mikusch]

"Spooky Scary Skeletons"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Fred issues"

 

 

From English: Spooky Scary Skeletons

To Arabic: Ù‡ÙŠØ§ÙƒÙ„ عظمية رعب مخيÙ
Back to English: Scary scary skeletons
To Catalan: Esquelets por por
Back to English: Skeletons fear fear
To Chinese Simplified: éª¨éª¼çš„æ惧æ惧
Back to English: Bones of fear
To Turkish: Kemik korku
Back to English: Bones horror
To Thai: à¸ªà¸¢à¸­à¸‡à¸‚วัà¸à¸à¸£à¸°à¸”ูà¸
Back to English: Horror, bone
To Danish: Horror, knogle
Back to English: Horror, bone
To Dutch: Horror, bot
Back to English: Horror, bone
To Estonian: Rahu, luu
Back to English: Peace, bone
To Finnish: Rauhan, luun
Back to English: Peace, bone
To French: Paix, OS
Back to English: Peace, OS
To Swedish: Fred, OS
Back to English: Fred, OS
To Greek: Fred, OS
Back to English: Fred, OS
To Slovenian: Fred, OS
Back to English: Fred, OS
To Slovak: Fred, OS
Back to English: Fred, OS
To Russian: Fred, ОС
Back to English: Fred, OS
To Portuguese: Fred, OS
Back to English: Fred, The
To Bulgarian: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Norwegian: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Korean: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Latvian: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Haitian Creole: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Lithuanian: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Ukranian: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Czech: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Romanian: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Spanish: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Hungarian: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Indonesian: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Japanese: Fredã€
Back to English: Fred,
To German: Fred,
Back to English: Fred,
To Chinese Traditional: Fred，
Back to English: Fred，
To Hebrew: Fred，
Back to English: Fred Issues，in
To Vietnamese: Fred Issues，in
Back to English: Fred Issues, in
To Polish: Fred kwestie, w
Back to English: Fred issues

 

 

God dammit Fred

[Kitteh #Everybodys Friend]

"Backpack.tf sux "

8 translations later...

"Backpack.TF shit"

 

 

"POOTIS IZ DA BEEST"

35 later....

"All the men looked"

 

 

"I LOVE PANCAKES + POOTIS THEY ARE GUD"

35 later....

"Love + God and chains"

[knavesmith]

Original text:

 

"Expand Dong"

 

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Enlargement to the East"

[Blatch]

Original text:

"Eye'm the strongest!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"These are awesome."

[PaRappa the Papaya]

From English: Raise your dongers
To Bulgarian: Вдигнете Ñи dongers
Back to English: Raise your dongers
To Catalan: Elevar el seu dongers
Back to English: Elevate your dongers
To Chinese Simplified: æå‡ä½ çš„黑人
Back to English: Boost your black
To Chinese Traditional: æ高你的黑
Back to English: Improve your black
To Czech: ZlepÅ¡it své Äerné
Back to English: Improve your black
To Danish: Forbedre din sort
Back to English: Improve your black
To Dutch: Verbeteren van uw zwart
Back to English: Improve your black

[heartfeltfancy]

Original text:

"Death is a preferable alternative to communism."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Death is a good choice for the party."

[knavesmith]

Original text:

"I am error"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"2 stuck in reverse."

 

 

From English: I am error

To Bulgarian: Ðз Ñъм грешка

Back to English: I am error

To Catalan: I sóc error

Back to English: I am error

To Chinese Simplified: 我是错误

Back to English: I was wrong

To Chinese Traditional: 我錯了

Back to English: I was wrong

To Czech: Udělal jsem chybu

Back to English: I made a mistake

To Danish: Jeg lavede en fejl

Back to English: I made a mistake

To Dutch: Ik heb een fout gemaakt

Back to English: I made a mistake

To Estonian: Ma tegin vea

Back to English: I made the mistake of

To Finnish: Tein virheen

Back to English: I made the mistake of

To French: J'ai fait l'erreur de

Back to English: I made the mistake of

To German: Ich machte den Fehler

Back to English: I made the mistake of

To Greek: Έκανα το λάθος της

Back to English: I made the mistake of

To Haitian Creole: Mwen te fè erè a de

Back to English: I were mistaken two

To Hebrew: הייתי מוטעית לשני

Back to English: I was mistaken for two

To Hungarian: Tévedtem, két

Back to English: I was wrong, there are two

To Indonesian: Aku sudah salah, ada dua

Back to English: I've been wrong, there are two

To Italian: Mi è stato sbagliato, ci sono due

Back to English: I was wrong, there are two

To Japanese: 2 ã¤ã¯é–“é•ã£ã¦ã„ãŸ

Back to English: Two got it wrong

To Korean: 2 잘못 잡 았

Back to English: 2 caught the wrong

To Latvian: 2 nozvejoti nepareizÄ

Back to English: 2 caught in the wrong

To Lithuanian: 2 sugauti į blogąją pusę

Back to English: 2 caught in the wrong direction

To Norwegian: 2 fanget i feil retning

Back to English: 2 trapped in the wrong direction

To Polish: 2 uwięziony w złym kierunku

Back to English: 2 trapped in the wrong direction

To Portuguese: 2 presos na direção errada

Back to English: 2 trapped in the wrong direction

To Romanian: 2 prinse în direcţia greşită

Back to English: 2 trapped in the wrong direction

To Russian: 2 захваченных в неправильном направлении

Back to English: 2 trapped in the wrong direction

To Slovak: 2 uväznení v opaÄnom smere

Back to English: 2 trapped in the opposite direction

To Slovenian: 2 ujet v nasprotni smeri

Back to English: 2 trapped in the opposite direction

To Spanish: 2 atrapado en la dirección opuesta

Back to English: 2 trapped in the opposite direction

To Swedish: 2 fångade i motsatt riktning

Back to English: 2 trapped in the opposite direction

To Thai: 2 ที่ติดอยู่ในทิศทางตรงà¸à¸±à¸™à¸‚้าม

Back to English: 2 trapped in the opposite direction.

To Turkish: 2 ters yönde sıkışmış.

Back to English: 2 stuck in the opposite direction.

To Ukranian: 2 заÑÑ‚Ñ€Ñг у зворотному напрÑмку.

Back to English: 2 stuck in reverse.

To Vietnamese: 2 bị mắc kẹt trong đảo ngược.

Back to English: 2 stuck in reverse.

 

[Water Salesman]

"Sometimes, I really wish I was simply a giant fruit pie."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It's time for a big piece of bread."

Too accurate

[wallywalrus_]

From English: POOTIS IZ DA BEST
To Bulgarian: POOTIS DA ИЗ ÐÐЙ-ДОБРИТЕ
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ THE BEST
To Catalan: DA POOTIS IZ EL MILLOR
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ THE BEST
To Chinese Simplified: DA POOTIS IZ 最好
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ the best
To Chinese Traditional: DA POOTIS IZ 最好
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ the best
To Czech: DA POOTIS IZ nejlepší
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ the best
To Danish: DA POOTIS IZ bedst
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ best
To Dutch: DA POOTIS IZ beste
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ best
To Estonian: DA POOTIS IZ parim
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ the best
To Finnish: DA POOTIS IZ parhaiten
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ the best
To French: DA POOTIS IZ le meilleur
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ the best
To German: DA POOTIS IZ das beste
Back to English: DA POOTIS IZ the best
To Greek: DA POOTIS από τα καλÏτεÏα
Back to English: DA POOTIS of the best
To Haitian Creole: Reyalize POOTIS ki pi bon
Back to English: Realize POOTIS best
To Hebrew: ×”בנתי POOTIS הטוב ביותר
Back to English: Get the best POOTIS
To Hungarian: Kap a legjobb POOTIS
Back to English: Get the best POOTIS
To Indonesian: Dapatkan POOTIS terbaik
Back to English: Get the best POOTIS
To Italian: Ottenere il migliore POOTIS
Back to English: Get the best POOTIS
To Japanese: æœ€é«˜ã® POOTIS ã‚’å–å¾—ã—ã¾ã™ã€‚
Back to English: Get the best POOTIS.
To Korean: ìµœê³ ì˜ POOTIS를 ì–»ì„.
Back to English: Get the best POOTIS.
To Latvian: IegÅ«t labÄko POOTIS.
Back to English: Get the best by POOT.
To Lithuanian: Gauti geriausiÄ… iÅ¡ POOT.
Back to English: To get the best from the POOT.
To Norwegian: Ã… fÃ¥ best fra POOT.
Back to English: To get the best from the POOT.
To Polish: Aby uzyskać najlepsze z POOT.
Back to English: To get the best out of POOT.
To Portuguese: Para tirar o melhor proveito de POOT.
Back to English: To get the best out of POOT.
To Romanian: Pentru a obÅ£ine cele mai bune din Lorenzo_pistol.
Back to English: To get the best out of Poot.
To Russian: Ð§Ñ‚обы получить лучшее из пут.
Back to English: To get the best out of bondage.
To Slovak: Ak chcete získaÅ¥ to najlepÅ¡ie z otroctva.
Back to English: If you want to get the best out of slavery.
To Slovenian: ÄŒe želite dobiti najboljÅ¡e iz suženjstva.
Back to English: If you want to get the best out of slavery.
To Spanish: Si quieres obtener lo mejor de la esclavitud.
Back to English: If you want to get the best out of slavery.
To Swedish: Om du vill fÃ¥ bäst av slaveri.
Back to English: If you want to get the best out of slavery.
To Thai: à¸–้าคุณต้องà¸à¸²à¸£à¸ªà¸¸à¸”จาà¸à¸—าส
Back to English: If you want the most from slavery.
To Turkish: En kölelikten istiyorsanız.
Back to English: If you want the most out of slavery.
To Ukranian: Ð¯ÐºÑ‰Ð¾ ви хочете макÑимальну віддачу від рабÑтва.
Back to English: If you want the most out of slavery.
To Vietnamese: Nếu bạn muốn nhất ra khá»i chế Ä‘á»™ nô lệ.
Back to English: If you want most out of slavery.

[M.G.B.]

very fun i must say

[wallywalrus_]

-> gingers have no souls

-> it is the pump

 

 

 

From English: Gingers have no souls
To Bulgarian: Ðадеждно чуплив имат не души
Back to English: Reliably Frag have no souls
To Catalan: Fiable Frag tenen sense ànimes
Back to English: Reliable Frag have no souls
To Chinese Simplified: å¯é çš„炸弹有没有çµé­‚
Back to English: Reliable bomb there souls
To Chinese Traditional: å¯é çš„炸彈有éˆé­‚
Back to English: Reliable bomb has a soul
To Czech: Spolehlivé bomba má duÅ¡i
Back to English: Reliable bomb has a soul
To Danish: PÃ¥lidelig bombe har en sjæl
Back to English: Reliable bomb has a soul
To Dutch: Betrouwbare bom heeft een ziel
Back to English: Reliable bomb has a soul
To Estonian: Usaldusväärne pomm on hing
Back to English: Reliable bomb is the soul
To Finnish: Luotettava pommi on sielu
Back to English: Reliable bomb is the soul
To French: Bombe fiable est l'âme
Back to English: Reliable bomb is the soul
To German: Zuverlässige Bombe ist die Seele
Back to English: Reliable bomb is the soul
To Greek: Î‘ξιόπιστη βόμβα είναι η ψυχή
Back to English: Reliable bomb is the soul
To Haitian Creole: Bonm fiable se nanm
Back to English: Reliable bomb is the soul
To Hebrew: ×”פצצה ×מינה ×”×™× ×”× ×©×ž×”
Back to English: The bomb, believed the soul.
To Hungarian: A bomba, úgy gondolta, a lélek.
Back to English: The bomb, believed the soul.
To Indonesian: Bom, percaya jiwa.
Back to English: The bomb, believed the soul.
To Italian: La bomba, ritiene che l'anima.
Back to English: The bomb, believed that the soul.
To Japanese: çˆ†å¼¾ã¨è€ƒãˆã‚‰ã‚Œã¦ã„る魂。
Back to English: The soul is believed the bomb.
To Korean: ì˜í˜¼ì€ í­íƒ„ì„ ë¯¿ê³  있습니다.
Back to English: The soul is the bomb.
To Latvian: DvÄ“sele ir bumba.
Back to English: The soul is the bomb.
To Lithuanian: Siela yra bomba.
Back to English: The soul is the bomb.
To Norwegian: Sjelen er bomben.
Back to English: The soul is the bomb.
To Polish: Dusza jest bomba.
Back to English: The soul is the bomb.
To Portuguese: A alma é a bomba.
Back to English: The soul is the bomb.
To Romanian: Sufletul este bomba.
Back to English: The soul is the bomb.
To Russian: Ð”уша – Ñто бомба.
Back to English: The soul is the bomb.
To Slovak: DuÅ¡a je bomba.
Back to English: The soul is the bomb.
To Slovenian: DuÅ¡a je bomba.
Back to English: The soul is the bomb.
To Spanish: El alma es la bomba.
Back to English: The soul is the pump.
To Swedish: Själen är pumpen.
Back to English: The soul is the pump.
To Thai: à¸ˆà¸´à¸•à¸§à¸´à¸à¸à¸²à¸“เป็นà¸à¸²à¸£à¸›à¸±à¹Šà¸¡
Back to English: The spirit is the pump.
To Turkish: Pompa budur.
Back to English: This is the pump.
To Ukranian: Ð¦Ðµ наÑоÑа.
Back to English: It is the pump.
To Vietnamese: Äó là các máy bÆ¡m.
Back to English: It is the pump.

[Wubsies ♥]

From English: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
To Arabic: Ø¨Ù„دي اللبن يجلب جميع الأولاد إلى الÙناء
Back to English: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
To Ukranian: ÐœÑ–й milkshake приноÑить вÑÑ– хлопчики у двір
Back to English: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
To Turkish: Sütüm bütün çocukları bahçeye getiriyor.
Back to English: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
To Chinese Traditional: æˆ‘的奶昔把院å­è£¡æ‰€æœ‰çš„男孩。
Back to English: My milkshake bring all the boys in the yard.
To Czech: Můj koktejl pÅ™ivést vÅ¡echny kluky na dvoÅ™e.
Back to English: My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard.
To Swedish: Min milkshake med alla pojkar till gÃ¥rden.
Back to English: My milkshake with all the boys to the yard.
To Spanish: Mi malteada con todos los chicos al patio.
Back to English: My milkshake with all the boys to the yard.
To Romanian: Meu milkshake cu toÅ£i băieÅ£ii in curte.
Back to English: My milkshake with all the boys in the yard.
To Finnish: Oma pirtelö pihalla poikien kanssa.
Back to English: My milk shake in the front yard with the boys.
To Polish: Mój mleka wstrzÄ…snąć w podwórku z chÅ‚opców.
Back to English: My milk shake in the front yard of the boys.
To Latvian: Mans piens shake pagalma puikas.
Back to English: My milk shake yard boy.
To Greek: Îαυπηγείο αγόÏι μου μιλκ σέικ.
Back to English: My milk shake boy yard.
To Haitian Creole: Lakou ti gason lèt souke m.
Back to English: Yard boy milk shake I.
To Hebrew: ×”חצר הילד חלב לנער ×× ×™.
Back to English: The child milk shake I.
To Bulgarian: Ðа детето млÑко Ñе разклаща аз.
Back to English: The child milk shake I.
To Indonesian: Anak susu kocok saya.
Back to English: Child milk shake me.
To Russian: Ð ÐµÐ±ÐµÐ½Ð¾Ðº молока Ñ‚Ñ€ÑÑти менÑ.
Back to English: Baby milk shake me.
To Vietnamese: Em bé sữa lắc tôi.
Back to English: Baby milk shake I.
To Catalan: Llet I agitar.
Back to English: Milk and stir.
To German: Milch und rühren.
Back to English: Milk and stir.
To Chinese Simplified: ç‰›å¥¶å’Œæ…拌。
Back to English: Milk and stir.
To Thai: à¸™à¸¡ à¹à¸¥à¸°à¸„น
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Danish: Mejeriprodukter og mennesker.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Slovenian: MleÄni izdelki in ljudi.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Estonian: Piimatooted ja inimesed.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Japanese: ä¹³è£½å“ã¨äººã€…。
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Slovak: MlieÄne výrobky a ľudí.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To French: Produits laitiers et les gens.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Dutch: Zuivelproducten en mensen.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Portuguese: Produtos lácteos e as pessoas.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Norwegian: Meieriprodukter og folk.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Lithuanian: Pieno produktų ir žmonių.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Hungarian: Tejtermékek és az emberek.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.
To Korean: ë‚™ë† 제품 ë° ì‚¬ëžŒë“¤ìž…ë‹ˆë‹¤.
Back to English: Dairy products and people.

[PaRappa the Papaya]

 

From English: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

To Arabic: Ø¨Ù„دي اللبن يجلب جميع الأولاد إلى الÙناء

Back to English: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

To Ukranian: ÐœÑ–й milkshake приноÑить вÑÑ– хлопчики у двір

Back to English: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

To Turkish: Sütüm bütün çocukları bahçeye getiriyor.

Back to English: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

To Chinese Traditional: æˆ‘的奶昔把院å­è£¡æ‰€æœ‰çš„男孩。

Back to English: My milkshake bring all the boys in the yard.

To Czech: Můj koktejl pÅ™ivést vÅ¡echny kluky na dvoÅ™e.

Back to English: My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard.

To Swedish: Min milkshake med alla pojkar till gÃ¥rden.

Back to English: My milkshake with all the boys to the yard.

To Spanish: Mi malteada con todos los chicos al patio.

Back to English: My milkshake with all the boys to the yard.

To Romanian: Meu milkshake cu toÅ£i băieÅ£ii in curte.

Back to English: My milkshake with all the boys in the yard.

To Finnish: Oma pirtelö pihalla poikien kanssa.

Back to English: My milk shake in the front yard with the boys.

To Polish: Mój mleka wstrzÄ…snąć w podwórku z chÅ‚opców.

Back to English: My milk shake in the front yard of the boys.

To Latvian: Mans piens shake pagalma puikas.

Back to English: My milk shake yard boy.

To Greek: Îαυπηγείο αγόÏι μου μιλκ σέικ.

Back to English: My milk shake boy yard.

To Haitian Creole: Lakou ti gason lèt souke m.

Back to English: Yard boy milk shake I.

To Hebrew: ×”חצר הילד חלב לנער ×× ×™.

Back to English: The child milk shake I.

To Bulgarian: Ðа детето млÑко Ñе разклаща аз.

Back to English: The child milk shake I.

To Indonesian: Anak susu kocok saya.

Back to English: Child milk shake me.

To Russian: Ð ÐµÐ±ÐµÐ½Ð¾Ðº молока Ñ‚Ñ€ÑÑти менÑ.

Back to English: Baby milk shake me.

To Vietnamese: Em bé sữa lắc tôi.

Back to English: Baby milk shake I.

To Catalan: Llet I agitar.

Back to English: Milk and stir.

To German: Milch und rühren.

Back to English: Milk and stir.

To Chinese Simplified: ç‰›å¥¶å’Œæ…拌。

Back to English: Milk and stir.

To Thai: à¸™à¸¡ à¹à¸¥à¸°à¸„น

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Danish: Mejeriprodukter og mennesker.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Slovenian: MleÄni izdelki in ljudi.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Estonian: Piimatooted ja inimesed.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Japanese: ä¹³è£½å“ã¨äººã€…。

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Slovak: MlieÄne výrobky a ľudí.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To French: Produits laitiers et les gens.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Dutch: Zuivelproducten en mensen.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Portuguese: Produtos lácteos e as pessoas.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Norwegian: Meieriprodukter og folk.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Lithuanian: Pieno produktų ir žmonių.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Hungarian: Tejtermékek és az emberek.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

To Korean: ë‚™ë† 제품 ë° ì‚¬ëžŒë“¤ìž…ë‹ˆë‹¤.

Back to English: Dairy products and people.

 

Your signature is dead

 

EDIT: Signature has been saved

 

From English: Sex with me pls

To Bulgarian: Ð¡ÐµÐºÑ Ñ Ð¼ÐµÐ½ pls

Back to English: Sex with me pls

To Catalan: Sexuals amb mi pls

Back to English: Sex with me pls

To Chinese Simplified: 请和我一起性

Back to English: Please join me

To Chinese Traditional: 請和我一起

Back to English: Please join me

To Czech: Připojte se k

Back to English: Connect to the

To Danish: Oprette forbindelse til den

Back to English: Connect to the

To Dutch: Verbinding maken met de

Back to English: Connect to the

[M.G.B.]

i cant stop

 

Original text:

"i like to shove pootis in my mouth"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mr. Raymond is in hole in the tooth."

 

Original text:

" Kawaii Mikasa is shit."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Try to pull the ship closer to my name."

[Kevin the Chicken God]

 

From English: come on and slam, welcome to the space jam
To Arabic: هيا والبطولات الأربع، مرحبا بكم ÙÙŠ الÙضاء جام
Back to English: Go ahead and slam, welcome to space jam
To Catalan: Seguir endavant i slam, Benvingut a melmelada espai
Back to English: Go ahead and slam, welcome to space jam
To Slovenian: Pojdi naprej in slam, Dobrodošli v prostor džem
Back to English: Go ahead and slam, welcome to space jam
To Chinese Traditional: å¾€å‰èµ°ï¼Œå¤§æ»¿è²«ï¼Œæ­¡è¿Žåˆ°ç©ºé–“的果醬
Back to English: Go ahead, Grand Slam, welcome to space jam
To Czech: Mluvte, Grand Slam, Vítejte do prostor jam
Back to English: Go ahead, Grand Slam, welcome to space jam
To Slovak: ChoÄte do toho, Grand Slam, Vitajte na space jam
Back to English: Go ahead, Grand Slam, welcome to space jam
To Dutch: Ga je gang, Grand Slam, welkom aan ruimte jam
Back to English: Go ahead, Grand Slam, welcome to space jam
To Estonian: Lase käia, Grand Slam, Tere tulemast ruumi džemmis
Back to English: Go ahead, Grand Slam, welcome to space jam
To Russian: Идти вперед, шлема, Добро пожаловать к КоÑмичеÑкий джÑм
Back to English: Go ahead, Slam, welcome to space jam
To French: Allez-y, Slam, Bienvenue à la confiture de l'espace
Back to English: Go ahead, Slam, welcome to space jam
To Portuguese: Vá em frente, Slam, bem-vindo ao atolamento do espaço
Back to English: Go ahead, Slam, welcome to space jam
To Greek: ΠÏοχωÏήστε, Slam, Καλώς να Διαστημική μαÏμελάδα
Back to English: Go ahead, Slam, Welcome to Space jam
To Haitian Creole: Ale pi devan, Slam, Bienvenue espas jam
Back to English: Advance, Slim, Bienvenue space ever
To Hebrew: מר×ש, דק, ברוכה שטח ××™ פע×
Back to English: A thin space ever, welcome.
To Bulgarian: Тънка проÑтранÑтво винаги, поздравÑва.
Back to English: Thin space, always welcome.
To Indonesian: Tipis ruang, selalu menyambut.
Back to English: Thin space, always welcomed.
To Finnish: Aina tervetullut ohuke.
Back to English: Always welcome to thin space.
To Vietnamese: Luôn luôn chào mừng bạn đến không gian má»ng.
Back to English: Always welcome to thin space.
To Ukranian: Завжди раді тонку шпацію.
Back to English: Always glad to thin space.
To Latvian: VienmÄ“r priecÄjamies, ka plÄnÄ telpas.
Back to English: Always glad to have space in the plan.
To Lithuanian: Visada malonu turÄ—ti vietos plane.
Back to English: Always nice to have a local plan.
To Turkish: Yerel bir planı olması güzel.
Back to English: It's nice to have a local plan.
To Thai: มันจะดีจะได้วางà¹à¸œà¸™à¸—้องถิ่น
Back to English: It would be nice to have a local planning.
To Swedish: Det skulle vara trevligt att ha en lokal planering.
Back to English: It would be nice to have a local planning.
To Romanian: Ar fi frumos de a avea o planificare locale.
Back to English: It would be nice to have a local planning.
To Japanese: ローカル計画ãŒã‚ã‚‹ã¨ä¾¿åˆ©ã ã¨æ€ã„ã¾ã™ã€‚
Back to English: I think there is a local plan and useful.
To Chinese Simplified: 我认为有一个当地的计划是和有用。
Back to English: I think there is a local plan is useful.
To Spanish: Creo que hay que un plan local es útil.
Back to English: I think that there is a local plan is useful.
To Polish: Myślę, że tam jest plan miejscowy jest przydatne.
Back to English: I think that there is a local plan is useful.
To German: Ich denke, dass es ein Ortsplan nützlich ist.
Back to English: I think that it is useful a site plan.
To Danish: Jeg tror at det er nyttigt en bebyggelsesplan.
Back to English: I think that it is useful a site plan.
To Norwegian: Jeg tror at det er nyttig en bebyggelsesplan.
Back to English: I think that it is useful a site plan.
To Korean: 나는 ê·¸ê²ƒì´ ìœ ìš© 하다 ê³  ìƒê° í•œ 사ì´íŠ¸ 계íš.
Back to English: I think it is useful for site plan.
To Hungarian: Azt hiszem, hasznos a helyszínrajz.
Back to English: I think it's useful to the site plan.

 

[Wubsies ♥]

"Notice me senpai"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You need to know."

From English: Notice me senpai

To Vietnamese: Thông báo cho tôi senpai
Back to English: Notify me of noted
To Ukranian: ÐŸÐ¾Ð²Ñ–домите мені про відзначив
Back to English: Notify me about noted
To Chinese Simplified: å…³äºŽæŒ‡å‡ºæ—¶é€šçŸ¥æˆ‘
Back to English: Notify me of that
To Chinese Traditional: é€šçŸ¥æˆ‘çš„
Back to English: Notify me
To Turkish: Bildir.
Back to English: Notify.
To Danish: Advisér.
Back to English: Notify.
To Swedish: Meddela.
Back to English: Notify.
To Spanish: Notificar.
Back to English: Notify.
To Finnish: Ilmoitettava.
Back to English: Be Informed.
To Slovak: ByÅ¥ informovaný.
Back to English: Be aware of it.
To German: Es bewusst sein.
Back to English: You must be aware.
To Russian: Ð’Ñ‹ должны быть оÑведомлены.
Back to English: You should be aware.
To Romanian: Ar trebui să fie conÅŸtienÅ£i.
Back to English: You should be aware.
To Portuguese: Você deve estar ciente.
Back to English: You should be aware of.
To Norwegian: Du bør være klar over.
Back to English: You should be aware of.
To Lithuanian: Jums reikÄ—tų žinoti.
Back to English: You should be aware of.
To Greek: Î˜Î± Ï€Ïέπει να γνωÏίζετε.
Back to English: You need to know.
To Arabic: ÙƒÙ†Øª بحاجة إلى معرÙته.
Back to English: You need to know.
To Catalan: Vostè necessita saber.
Back to English: You need to know.
To Latvian: Jums ir jÄzina.
Back to English: You need to know.
To Indonesian: Anda perlu tahu.
Back to English: You need to know.
To Thai: à¸„ุณต้องรู้
Back to English: You need to know
To Dutch: U moet weten
Back to English: You need to know
To Hebrew: ×תה צריך לדעת
Back to English: You need to know
To Estonian: Sa peaksid teadma
Back to English: You should know
To Slovenian: Morate vedeti
Back to English: You need to know
To French: Vous devez savoir
Back to English: You need to know
To Japanese: çŸ¥ã‚‹å¿…è¦ãŒã‚ã‚Šã¾ã™ã€‚
Back to English: You must know.
To Haitian Creole: Ou dwe konnen.
Back to English: You need to know.
To Polish: Co musisz wiedzieć.
Back to English: What you need to know.
To Hungarian: Mit kell tudni.
Back to English: What you need to know.
To Korean: ë‹¹ì‹ ì´ ì•Œ 필요가 있습니다.
Back to English: You need to know.
To Czech: PotÅ™ebujete vÄ›dÄ›t.
Back to English: You need to know.
To Bulgarian: Ð¢Ñ€Ñбва да знаете.
Back to English: You need to know.

[M.G.B.]

im dying

Original text:

"booty"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Nutrition"

[heartfeltfancy]

Original text:

"Death to Senpai!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The death of his father."