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  1. 10 points

    a final edit

    Was originally meant to be an empty post, but I can't just make a rhys-esque leaving Well, as I said, it's been a good run. I decided to get away from steam, and probably the gaming side of me overall, because I realised it was what was driving me away from my actual goals in life. Everything that I went through this year has been an amazing learning experience. I wish everyone of you good luck in the future, and would also like to thank all of those who are part of this community, going from Brad himself to the mod team to those suggestors and just forum lurkers who let me be part of this But it was time I left, I figured it wouldn't be worth it anymore to be part of this for longer. Sorry guys, I gotta sit this one out. I figured games, despite being a large part of my life, were more of an obstacle than a helping hand. I sold all of my old games (the ones I had quite ironically just recovered) for a small fortune that at least would allow me to pay my scholarship (you know, living almost alone is a hard thing to do). I've recently started a relationship (yes, seriously, you hear it pudding, no bullshit). More specifically, this person's name is Luisa L. I may admit that all my previous posts were, qute frankly, lies. But oh well, I may just be an attention whore like I was told before. So this has basically become a thank you card? Anyway, Ruktfist Curly Brace Baloo Chigga Vince Ramses Santa Heavy Demin Fatal Bucket Kaushu G-what Dixie cleverpun blind polar bear Duscoda Chimera Scorchen Brad Pitt Marcusd0 cranwell Awesome candy Bakgrund Derpeh Python Maple and many others.. Once again, thank you all- just a final message to any mod who happens to see this - could you permaban this account from the forums? thank you Pyro: From Rags to Riches should be coming soon in valve time. As well as a selfie! Good luck everyone. Hope you have fun.
  2. 7 points

    So yeah...

    Lately, I've been extremely inactive. It is for various reason that I don't feel like going into. In short, I've made multiple commitments that will last for many years, maybe lifetime, in life and I've come to realize that Steam trading isn't helping with my commitments. What I also noticed is that Steam trading isn't an enjoyment for me, it's a chore. And it's not helping me with my commitments goal. Therefore, I will no longer participate in Steam Trading and lay off of backpack.tf. Would I still be around for Steam? I don't know. It depends if I'm in the mood, but I'm expecting days, maybe weeks of intervals where I would be offline. This does not mean that I don't appreciate the memories that I had when the fun lasted, it had my fun. But Steam trading and suggestion is basically an epitome of a roller coaster; there was ups, downs, all arounds, but I'm afraid I've reached the part where the roller coaster comes to a screeching halt. I'll give some anonymous people a little gift, but if I barely interacted you, let alone talk to you, don't expect anything. But thanks for everything guys, 'till I see ya guys again.
  3. 4 points

    So I've been thinking

    It's been a while since I've really posted or looked here. It's been months since I actually cared about making price votes on the site. I've been out of the trading circle for months now. Perhaps it is time for me to move on. While I've been gone I've had the chance to do things I wouldn't normally do. And to be honest with you, it feels really good. Perhaps I just need somewhere to express my thoughts about right now, I do not really know. Anyways. I do not plan on being active much or at all anymore. If anyone has really watched my bp lately, it has stood about the same for months. Right now all of my expensive stuff is on the SCM for fairly goodish prices. They have been selling. Right now the plan for me is to at least leave trading completely. I'll probably be back to sell my keys and I'll be around every once in a while. But now I think it is time to close this chapter in my life, thank you to all who have been with me on this journey. I never thought something like online trading would do so much for me. See you on the other side, Vince Cheers
  4. 4 points

    Help me get past cleverpun

    Only 30 odd likes away. Help me.
  5. 3 points

    The infection

    The boy's mother walked around the house, in a cleaning ritual that marked the beginning of the weekend. The smell of fruit and paraffin intertwined in the air, the boy thought offhandedly that it must be canning season. His mother looked at him, and gave him an odd look, her eyes growing round and large on her face, not figuratively but anatomically. "The door." she said, staring unseeingly. She repeated the phrase multiple times, and though the word she used was door, he knew she wasn't talking about a door. Hello? Door. The cans, the cans," she began, pausing for no apparent reason. "Berries, berries." She went to lay down on her bed. That was the last time he saw her alive. Days later, in school, he waited as the teacher droned on about anecdotes and transitions. He studied the swirling grains of the wood in the desk, contemplated how they were all large ovals on its brown surface. The teacher stopped suddenly. He didn't look up. "Markers... The desk, the desk." He whipped his head around at these words, and looked at his teacher. Her eyes were round and staring into the distance, unseeingly. He recoiled in horror, wanting to get out of his desk, but at his angle it would put him closer to her. He got up anyway, walking along the wall until he was as far away from her as he could be. "The desk, look at what time it is. Markers, markers..." She walked to her chair, and sat down in it, placing her head down on her desk, making no more noise. He looked around at the students in the room, and realized with dawning horror that their eyes were becoming round and shiny as well, unseeing. He looked at his nearest classmate, and the other boy stared ahead. "Garlic, my backpack, my backpack." Said a student across the room. He sank into the corner, the warm insulating stucco paint gently massaging the skin of his back through his shirt in his slide. "The countertop. Toasters-" "Watermelon, watermelon. My eyes!" His attention was called to the person who had said that, his initial thoughts being that they actually realized what was happening to them and were aware enough to remark about their eyes, but it appeared to be a coincidence. "This pencil, my sharpie, sharpie." "Paper tow-" "Let be be the finale of seem." "The refrigerator, diet, diet." The noise quieted down after time, and slowly the students of class began to lay their heads down on their desks. He felt an immense fear unlike any other before as he felt his eyes grow on his face. Immediately, he grasped a few words, and all at once understood why others were doing it. They were the final hold on memory and mind anyone had, vocalizing them the only way to grip reality. His eyes circles like dinner plates on his face, shiny and tear filled, he began. "The microwave, the microwave... Water cooler, water cooler. Soap, don't leave me. "Soap, water. The microwave." He felt his gaze drift to something in the distance, through the wall yet not visible. He continued to hold on to his words. "Cooler. Water, water." He placed his head on his chest, and his mind was taken over. Inspired by a dream I can only partially remember. Enjoy
  6. 3 points

    baloo is a nub

    Hey guys, I'm secretly a bigger rep whore than baloo
  7. 3 points

    I need more likes

  8. 2 points

    Achievements on Backpack.tf!

    Mods who accepted my suggestions! <3 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5257d9244cd7b891498b4568 - Accepted by Michael Puddington http://backpack.tf/vote/id/525532094cd7b8e3058b456b - Accepted by ♫Woifi♫ http://backpack.tf/vote/id/52533c844cd7b8c94b8b4569 - Accepted by Blind Polar Bear http://backpack.tf/vote/id/525336264cd7b8bb7b8b4568 - Accepted by Mr. Bucket http://backpack.tf/vote/id/52529d4a4cd7b88f458b4568 - Accepted by Shenanigans http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5250c6fd4cd7b854588b4569 - Accepted by Cleverpun http://backpack.tf/vote/id/524ac7c94cd7b8bc5c8b4569 - Accepted by Chief http://backpack.tf/vote/id/520b4eb04bd7b81277000020 - Accepted by Sir J-j-jon http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51a99964ba25363b5b00000a -Accepted by Soundtrack http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5269c0c94cd7b8b2498b4568 - Accepted by A Distinctive Lack of Vincent http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5301468f4cd7b86d5b8b4568 - Accepted by [EFR] TheKaushuMan A Delicious Cashew http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5505472cb98d88bc5d8b51e3 - Accepted by Aaroncsn Missing Brad's. ;-; i surrender Belt achievements! http://backpack.tf/vote/id/514834894bd7b8603600001a- First Accepted Suggestion! ☆ http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51a1c4604bd7b8b46e000002- Yellow Belt ★ http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51a6aaefba2536a65d000004- Orange Belt ★ http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51c0560b4bd7b8ba6a000009- Green Belt ★ http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51fe18b04bd7b82702000012- Blue Belt ★ Was never a Purple Belt and I'm not sure when was I a brown belt. ★ ★ http://backpack.tf/vote/id/55d7dc6fdea9e9d6038b45ca- Black Belt ★ Other achievements! http://backpack.tf/vote/id/52e76f604cd7b8ce6c8b4568 -First to price the Golden Pan! http://backpack.tf/vote?item_type=undefined&quality=3&state=1&creator=76561198065716461&page=1 Updated 206 Vintages in total! http://puu.sh/4O7z5.jpg -Killstreak of 15 Vintages! (Link no longer work :/) http://imgur.com/joTzXeY -Spammed Backpack.tf Some moments on backpack.tf which makes me laugh http://backpack.tf/vote/id/52288d094f96f4bd1b8b4568- Looks like I'm mad here http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51466c7dba25368b31000027- My first idiotic suggestion My 100%! http://backpack.tf/vote/id/55de5e5ab98d88314f8b4636- Searing Plasma Head Warmer https://backpack.tf/vote/id/55559141b88d882d738b45bd- Green Energy Law https://backpack.tf/vote/id/5553ae87ba8d887c778b45af- Stare From Beyond Brotherhood of Arms https://backpack.tf/vote/id/5250e7b94cd7b88e0d8b4569- Steaming Ye Olde Baker Boy https://backpack.tf/vote/id/5236457a4f96f4fc368b456c- Orbiting Planets Valley Forge https://backpack.tf/vote/id/5233b61a4f96f4f86d8b4568- Nuts n' Bolts Pugilist's Protector ================================================================================================= Last Update: 15/11/2013 18/06/2013
  9. 2 points

    My love for imperfection

    Lately I've been thinking a lot and I came to a strange conclusion. Perfect things aren't any fun for me. This expresses itself most clearly in music. These days most music is enhanced, altered and edited into perfection. But to me music is the purest form of expression of human emotion. The fact that Freddie's (Queen) sometimes broke a bit, and that he once or twice missed a tone makes it feel so much more human than the "perfect" voices we hear today. But the same goes with the much rougher voice of Axl (Guns n' Roses) and Kurt Cobain (Nirvana). They have extremely good voices, sure. But they admitted that they were somewhat flawed as they couldn't do everything. And in their albums and especially their live performances you (well at least I) could truly feel their emotion. But my love for imperfection doesn't end with music. It extends into people, animals and even machines. The dad of a (rich) friend of mine had a Volvo and a Alfa Romeo spider. The Volvo was by far the better car. It always worked, it was at least 10 times as practical and besides mandatory yearly checks it was never at the workshop. The Alfa however always broke down, never seemed to operate and was completely impractical. At least 2 things wouldn't function at any time. But he loved it, and so did I when I could join as a passenger (don't have a license). It wasn't the speed, I live in a part where speeding is nigh impossible to do. It just felt... alive. So yeah I started to realise that maybe I didn't love some things despite their flaws but because of them
  10. 2 points

    Dear blog, I'm a wee tad bit retarded

  11. 2 points
    The Radiated Banana

    So, i found the blogs

    2,132 posts and I only just found out that there is the bp.tf blogs. Well. fgts
  12. 2 points

    Oh Wow

    It would appear that I have the ability to create a blog. I wonder if anyone will read it.....
  13. 2 points

    The uncraftable list.

    The uncraftable list. A list where you can find my buying prices and selling prices of uncraftable (a.k.a. dirty) hats and miscs. PRESS CTRL + F to find your uncraftable hat. THE LIST: Last update: 11/01/2014 (previous: 22/12/2013 - 23/06/2013) 0.11: Master Mind- B: 0.11___S: 0.44 The Zipperface- B: 0.11___S: 0.44 The Scarecrow- B: 0.11___S: 0.66 0.22: The Unknown Monkeynaut- B: 0.22___S: 0.66 The Dead Little Buddy- B: 0.22___S: 0.66 The Rump-O’-Lantern- B: 0.22___S: 0.66 The Exorcizor- B: 0.22___S: 0.77 The Plutonidome- B: 0.22___S: 0.77 The Boo Balloon- B: 0.22___S: 0.77 The Spooky Shoes- B: 0.22___S: 0.77 Football Helmet- B: 0.22___S: 0.66 Prussian pickelhaube- B: 0.22___S: 0.77 Batter’s halmet- B: 0.22___S: 0.77 Professional’s Panama- B: 0.22___S:0.66 0.33: Mining Light- B: 0.33___S: 1.44 Pyro’s Beanie- B: 0.33___S: 1.33 Fancy Fedora- B: 0.33___S: 1.66 Throphy Belt- B: 0.33___S: 1.44 Soldier’s Stash- B: 0.33___S: 1.66 Tyrant’s Helmet- B: 0.33___S: 1.33 Glengarry Bonnet- B: 0.33___S: 0.88 The Voodoo Juju (Slight Return)- B: 0.33___S: 0.66 Respectless Rubber Glove- B: 0.33___S: 0.66 Dr. Grordbort’s Crest- B: 0.33___S: 1.33 Dr. Grordbort’s Copper Crest- B: 0.33___S: 1.33 The Coffin Kit- B: 0.33___S: 1.33 0.44: Dr. Grordbort’s Silver Crest- B: 0.44___S: 2 The Executioner- B: 0.44___S: 1.33 Baseball Bill’s Sport Shine- B: 0.44___S: 1.33 Ritzy Rick’s Hair Fixative- B: 0.44___S: 1.33 The Company Man- B: 0.44___S: 1.33 Engineer’s Cap- B: 0.44___S: 1.44 Officer’s Ushanka- B: 0.44___S: 1.55 Though Guy’s Toque- B: 0.44___S: 1.55 Stainless Pot- B: 0.44___S: 1.33 Camera Beard- B: 0.44___S: 1.66 Otolaryngologist’s Mirror- B: 0.44___S: 1.33 Master’s Yellow Belt- B: 0.44___S: 1.44 The Ninja Cowl- B: 0.44___S: 1 0.55: The Nanobalaclava- B: 0.55___S: 1.33 Ye Olde Baker Boy- B: 0.55___S: 1.44 Berliner’s Bucket Helm- B: 0.55___S: 1.33 The Infernal Orchestrina- B: 0.55___S: 1.33 0.66: Bonk Helm- B: 0.66___S: 1.44 Demoman’s Fro- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 Texas Slim’s Dome Shine- B: 0.66___S: 1.33 Brigade Helm- B: 0.66___S: 1.44 Texas Ten Gallon- B: 0.66___S: 1.44 The Attendant- B: 0.66___S: 1.44 The Milkman- B: 0.66___S: 1.44 Grenadier’s Softcap- B: 0.66___S: 1.33 Bombing Run- B: 0.66___S: 2 Lord Cockswain’s Pith Helmet- B: 0.66___S: 1.33 Armored Authority- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 The Burning Bongos- B: 0.66__S: 1.66 The Grand Duchess Tutu- B: 0.66___S: 2 The Grand Duchess Tiara- B: 0.66___S: 2 The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings- B: 0.66___S: 2 Backbiter’s Billycock- B: 0.66___S: 1.33 Scotch Bonnet- B: 0.66___S: #ERROR Larrikin Robin- B: 0.66 ___S: 1.33 Modest Pile of Hats- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 Hotrod- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 Whoopee Cap- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 Ze Goggles- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 Horrific Headsplitter- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 Pyromancer’s Mask- B: 0.66___S: 1.77 Détective Noir- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 Hottie’s Hoodie- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 Large Luchadore- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 Googly Gazer- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 Pocket Medic- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 Desert Marauder- B: 0.66___S: 1.44 Sultan’s Ceremonial- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 Jumper’s Jeepcap- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 Capo’s Capper- B: 0.66___S: 1.77 Security Shades- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 Prairie Heel Biters- B: 0.66___S: The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun- B: 0.66___S: 2 Dragonborn Helmet- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 The Wingstick- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 The Brainiac Goggles- B: 0.66___S: 1.33 The Moonman Backpack- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 The Bubble Pipe- B: 0.66___S: 2 The Buccaneer’s Bicorne- B: 0.66___S: 1.77 A Whiff of the Old Brimstone B: -0.66___S: 1.66 The Sandvich Safe- B: 0.66___S: 2.33 The Big Elfin Deal- B: 0.66___S: 2 The Itsy Bitsy Spyer- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 The Bootie Time- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 The Captain’s Cocktails- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 The Helmet Without a Home- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 Liquidator's Lid- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 The Fed-Fightin’ Fedora- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 The Hazmat Headcase- B: 0.66___S: 1.77 Grenadier Helm- B: 0.66___S: 1.44 The Void Monk Hair- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 The Virtual Reality Headset- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 The Stereoscopic Shades- B: 0.66___S: 1.77 The Crone’s Dome- B: 0.66___S: 2 Familiar Fez- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 Bonedolier- B: 0.66____S: 2 The Spooky Sleeves- B: 0.66___S: 1.11 The Human Cannonball- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 The Wraith Wrap- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 The Tribal Bones- B: 0.66___S: 1.55 Sir Hootsalot- B: 0.66___S: 1.66 0.77 ref: The Samur-Eye-0.77___S: 1.88 Cadaver’s Cranium- B: 0.77___S: 2 Couvre Corner- B: 0.77___S: 1.44 Safe’n’Sound- B: 0.77___S: 1.66 0.88 ref: Prince Tavish’s Crown- B: 0.88___S: 2 The Cremator’s Conscience- B: 0.88___S: 2 The Idea Tube- B: 0.88___S: 2 Teddy Roosebelt- B: 0.88___S: 1.77 The Deus Specs- B: 0.88___S: 2 1 ref: Flipped Trilby- B: 1___S: 2 The Builder’s Blueprints- B: 1___S: 2 Cosa Nostra Cap- B: 1___S : 2.33 Clan Pride- B: 1___S : 2.33 Connoisseur’s Cap- B: 1___S : 2.66 Le Party Phantom- B: 1___S: 2.66 Charmer’s Chapeau- B: 1___S: 3.66 Vintage Merryweather- B: 1___S: 2.33 Killer’s Kabuto-B: 1___S: 2 Crocleather Slouch- B: 1___S: 1.88 Swagman’s Swatter- B: 1___S: 2.33 The Backwards Ballcap- B: 1___S: 2.66 The Hound Dog- B: 1___S: 2.33 Whiskered Gentlemen- B: 1___S: 2.33 The Flamboyant Flamenco- B: 1___S: 2.66 Towering Pillar of Hats-B: 1___S: 2 Noble Amassment of Hats-B: 1___S: 2 Hustler’s Hallmark-B: 1___S: 2.33 Magistrate’s Mullet-B: 1___S: 2 Bonk Boy- B: 1___S: 2.33 The Made Man-B: 1___S: 2.66 Troublemaker’s Tossle Cap-B: 1___S: 3.66 Photo Badge-B: 1___S: 2.33 Triboniophorus Tyrannus(Brainslug)-B: 1___S: 2.33 The Brown Bomber-B: 1___S: 2.66 Pip-Boy-B: 1___S: 2.33 Blighted Beak-B: 1___S: 3.33 The Head Warmer-B: 1___S: 3 The Gentleman’s Ushanka-B: 1___S: 2 The Infernal Impaler-B: 1___S: 2 The Birdcage-B: 1___S: 4 The Surgeon’s Stahlhelm-B: 1___S: 2 Dillinger’s Duffel-B: 1___S: 2.33 The Bussiness Casual-B: 1___S: 2.33 The Hat with No Name-B: 1___S: 2.33 Hermes-B: 1___S: 2.11 The Jingle Belt-B: 1___S: 4 The Lucky Shot-B: 1___S: 1.88 Buckaroos Hat-B: 1___S: 2 Aladdin’s Private Reserve-B: 1___S: 2 The Waxy Waxfinder-1___S: 3 The Fruit Shoot-B: 1___S: 2.33 The Surgeon’s Side Satchel –B: 1___S: 2.33 The Liquor Locker – B: 1___S: 2.66 The Marxman- B: 1___S: 2.77 Vintage Tyrolean- B: 1___S: 2.44 Sergeant’s Drill hat-B: 1___S: 2.55 Sober Stuntman-B: 1___S: 1.66 The Big Chief-B: 1___S: 2 The Heavy Duty Rag-B: 1___S: 2.11 The Dread Knot-B: 1___S: 2.22 The Geisha Boy-B: 1___S: 2 Your Worst Nightmare-B: 1___S: 3.66 The One-Man Army-B: 1___S: 2.77 The Counterfeit Billycock-B: 1___S: 2 The Pencil Pusher-B: 1___S: 2.33 Honcho’s Headgear-B: 1___S: 3 The Noh Mercy-B: 1___S: 2.66 Defiant Spartan-B: 1___S: 3 The Outdoorsman-B: 1___S: 4 Grimm Hatte-B: 1___S: 2.66 Industrial Festivizer-B: 1___S: 3.11 Dr’s Dapper Topper-B: 1___S: 3 Frenchman’s Beret-B: 1___S: 2.33 Carouser’s Capotain-B: 1___S: 2.66 The Gym Rat-B: 1___S: 2.33 The Crocodile Smile-B: 1___S: 4 The Spectre’s Spectacles-B: 1___S: 3.33 The Surgeon’s Stethoscope-B: 1___S: 2.77 Chieftain’s Challenge-B: 1___S: 2.66 Professor’s Peculiarity-B: 1___S: 3.22 Scotman’s Stove Pipe-B: 1___S: 3.22 Rimmed Raincatcher-B: 1___S: 3 Ol’Snaggletooth-B: 1___S: 1.77 Pugilist’s protector-B: 1___S: 2.55 The Hot Dogger-B: 1___S: 4.22 The Front Runner-B: 1___S: 3.11 The K-9 Mane-B: 1___S: 6.11 The Stovepipe Sniper Shako-B: 1___S: 5.11 The Distinguished Rogue-B: 1___S: 3.66 L’inspecteur-B: 1___S: 6.44 The Snapped Pupil-B: 1___S: 4.11 Old Guadalajara-B: 1___S: 4.77 Stout Shako-B: 1___S: 5.22 Big Country-B: 1___S: 3 Private Eye-B: 1___S: 4.88 Reggaelator-B: 1___S: 3.88 The Tavish Degroot Experience-B: 1___S: 4.11 Madame Dixie-B: 1___S: 6.33 The Brainiac Hairpiece-B: 1___S: 5.33 Tippler’s Tricorne-B: 1___S: 3.11 Flair!-B: 1___S: 3.88 Dr. Whoa-B: 1___S: 4.55 The Nine-Pipe problem-B: 1___S: 6.22 The Toss-Proof Towel- B: 1___S: 3 The Champ Stamp- B: 1___S: 3 The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking- B: 1___S: 3.33 The Texas Half-Pants- B: 1___S: 4.44 The Triad Trinket- B: 1___S: 4 Soldier’s Stogie- B: 1___S: 4 The King of Scotland Cape- B: 1___S: 5 The Fast Learner- B: 1___S: 4.33 The Teufort Tooth Kicker- B: 1___S: 6.88 The Purity Fist- B: 1___S: 2.33 The Ornament Armament- B: 1___S: 3.66 Rogue’s Col Roule- B: 1___S: 3 Physician’s Procedure Mask- B: 1___S: 3.11 The Apparatchik’s Apparel- B: 1___S: 3.11 The Boston Boom-Bringer- B: 1___S: 4.33 Sight for Sore Eyes- B: 1___S: 5 Menpo- B: 1___S: 5 1.11 ref: © Asphalt. – B: 1.11___S: 913 Copper’s Hard Top-B: 1.11__S: 5 Stately Steel Toe-B: 1.11___S: 10 Napper’s Respite-B: 1.11___S: 8 Exquisite Rack-B: 1.11___S: 7 Shooter’s Sola Topi-1.11___S: 6 Gentleman’s Gatsby-B: 1.11___S: 9 Prancer’s Pride-B: 1.11___S: 12 German Gonzila-B: 1.11___S: 10 Tam O’Shanter-B: 1.11___S: 11 The Balloonicorn- B: 1.11___S: 5 Apparition’s Aspect- B: 1.11 ___S: 4.55 1.22 ref: Ol’Geezer-B: 1.22___S: 12 The Conquistador-B: 1.22___S: 11 Western Wear-1.22___S: 12 The Little Buddy-B: 1.22___S: 19 The Salty Dog-B: 1.22___S: 10 Hard Counter-B: 1.22___S: 14 Medic’s Mountain Cap-B: 1.22___S: 19 1.33 ref: The Killer Exlusive-B:1.33___S: 10 Furious Fukaamagisa-B:1.33___S: 25 The Stocking Stuffer-B:1.33___S: 35 Bloke’s Bucket Hat-B:1.33___S: 25 Magnificent Mongolian-B: 1.33___S: 28 Handyman’s Handle-B: 1.33___S: 26 The Bird-man of Aberdeen- B: 1.33___S: 6 Fancy Dress Uniform- B: 1.33___S: 4.33 The Anger- B: 1.33___S: 6.66 Archimedes- B: 1.33___S: 6.33 1.66 ref: Coupe D’isaster-B: 1.66___S: 50 Doctor’s Sack- B: 1.66___S: 50 2 ref: The Outback Intellectual- B: 2___S: 6.11 The Foppish Physician- B: 2___S: 6.77 The Hitt Mann Badge- B: 2___S: 30 That ‘70s Chapeau- B: 2___S: 30 Chief Constable- B: 2___S: 30 Siberian Sophisticate- B: 2___S: 30 The Deadliest Duckling- B: 2___S: 30 The Ball-Kicking Boots- B: 2___S: 4 2.66 ref and more: The Merc’s Pride Scarf- B: 2.66___S: 7 Lasth Breath- B: 3___S: 7.11 Villain’s Veil- B: 3___S: 7.66 The Team Captain- B: 3.33___S: 5 The Robro 3000- B: 4___S: 14 Lord Cockswain’s Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe- B: 2___S: 4.33 The All-Father- B: 5___S: 15 The Kringle Collection- B: 5___S: 10 Summer Hat- 5 keys___S: 16 keys Voodoo juju- 4 keys___S: 14 keys Flip Flops-4 keys___S: 15 keys Spine Chilling Skull-1 key___S: 4 keys The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011-1 key___S: 4 keys Rare uncraftables: Special 'rare uncraftables (like ketche, brain bucket, conjurer's cowl, dead cone, hetman headpiece, mask of the shaman, etc.): You might want to add me for those. Halloween items: Not a fan of the Halloween items, but here are my prices for those: Buying Halloween items 2011: 2 for 1 wep (Scottish snarl, pickled paws, b-ankh!, futankhamun, fallen angel, tail from the crypt, dr. gogglestache, emerald jarate, steel pipes, shoestring budget, griffin’s gog, intangible ascot, soviet stitch-up, steel-toed stompers, silver bullets, garlic flank stake, I had fun pricing items guys, but to all things come an end I guess frontier flyboy, legend of bugfoot) The hair of the dog, the wrap battler, the blazing bull, the einstein, the idiot box, the under cover, the can opener, the holy hunter or the buzz killer. I’m buying those 1 scrap each. For halloween items 2012, check the list. For Voodoo-cursed souls it's 1 clean weapon for 3 souls. Halloween Masks- 1 weapon each Other: Write down here first for these and then add me. Alien Swarm Parasite- B: 0.33___S: 2 Ghastlierest Gibus- B: 0.66___S: 2 Athletic Supporter- B: 1.22___S: 2.33 Superfan- B: 1.22___S: 2.33 Ellis cap- B: 1___S: 1.55 Dealer’s Visor- B: 1___S: 3.33 Essential accesoires- 1 key___S: 5 keys I can choose not to buy any of these hats for the listed price. This can happen to a sudden overstock, market going crazy, lack of metal, etc. Fortunately this hasn't happened a single time yet!
  14. 2 points

    trade servers, bubbling tin topi

    Offline : Bob what did you buy your bubbling tin topi for? Bob : SELLING UNUSUAL L'INSPECTEUR WITH ORBITING FIRE FOR 13 KEYS Ivak @2k14 : BUYING UNUSUAL L'INSPECTEUR WITH ORBITING FIRE FOR 3 KEYS Bob : what offline SasnarDash : why is it being extra laggy Player mrdaniel2002 has joined the game (Voice) BLU Soldier: Help! Ivak @2k14 : why not (Voice) BLU Soldier: Move Up! [F2P]Hi : offline, buy bobs at and then give it to me so i cant craft it into scrap Ivak @2k14 : `\_( .-. )_/` Offline : your bubbling topi you had yesterday, bob redheadpwnz22 : buying stranges Someone annoying the server? Use the votekick command to vote to have them removed from the server. Do not abuse votekick or ban! Player VonVansiker has joined the game (Voice) DocExx: Yes Offline : what did you buy it for Bob : 10 keys Player VonVansiker was automatically assigned to team RED Player SharkFTW has joined the game *DEAD* BLU Soldier : ew VonVansiker : [ BUYING ] ALL Steam Trading Cards 1 scrap each. ONE Key 6.88. Trade me. [ BUYING ] Offline : buying keys for 7 ref, can buy tons BLU Soldier : LOL DICKSHOT [Trade Chat] Remember, say /t before messages about trading. [Trade Chat] If you don't want to see trade chat, say /hidechat Aim at someone and type !bp or !backpack [playername] Ivak @2k14 : It was all calculated, Im a genius and a sorcerer. (Voice) Offline: Yes The voteban command is available! It requires more votes than votekick, but keeps them out. Bob : i bought the bubbling thing for 10 keys then did a 1:1 for this spy hat
  15. 2 points


    So, today, whilst being really bored I decided to make 2 alts so I could like lukecandys comment here http://forums.backpack.tf/index.php?/topic/20-application-jymotion/page-3&do=findComment&comment=27965 .Being logged in anyways, I also liked my own posts and comments. Apparently cleverpun got mad, gave me a warning and permabanned my alts, because apparently, I don't need forum alts. What's this sort of nonsense? Of course I need forum alts. Maybe cleverpun raged because my alts were called ms. bucket (was gonna propose to mr. soon) and cleverpahn. Anyways, ms. bucket and cleverpahn are perma banned from the forums, but I've still farmed 20 likes this way
  16. 1 point

    Such is the nature of the world

    Ever from shapeless molds we cleave All of our grandest deceptions Frantically we search for much needed reprieve Ironically necessitated by their inceptions In them we our darkest secrets hide In an effort to maintain our pride Effortlessly given and not left contrite Flightless birds given new height Dishonestly contrived, In politics thrived, An intricate trap laid for the listener Is often the penance of the sinner This is the nature of a dishonest world Such that Atlas his weight hurled. Senseless acts of violence and hatred fraught The ageless perpetrators confident and haught War waged for race and color, Face and pallor, Machiavellian ideals need not apply, In coordinated destruction its leader lie A mass extinction wrought, a murderous great flood An infernal infantry, weapons lacquered in blood Victims, in the absence of crime penitent A conquered city without a living tenant Orders from hell carried out verbatim "Leave not a living victim." This is the nature of a hateful world Such that Atlas his weight hurled.
  17. 1 point

    Potato Chip Nonsense

    This bag of chips, it sits across the path from me. Not a path, but the gap between one side of the counter and the fridge, which separates it from me by about four feet of air, and some counter. It is definitely out of reach, not that I'm interested in grabbing it, just staring at it. I opened it earlier, and when I pulled at the opposing sides in the center like is traditionally done, it opened and ripped down the side. Not all the way to the bottom, but to about an inch before the chips actually began in the bag. When I tried to wrap it up, it was difficult to make sure the rip wasn't gaping open, and at the same time I tried not to rip it further. I felt a small feeling of betrayal, maybe disdain, when the bag ripped just this way, because I knew I would have to be careful from then on with that bag of chips. What a travesty. I see only the bottom of the bag from where I sit. I cannot see the label, only the crimped and heat sealed seam of the bag's bottom, and the colored dots that are lined up on the bottom of the bag, since it lays face down I can also see some of the bars of the serial code. I may not be able to see it's label, but I know them to be Cape Cod Kettle Cooked chips, from both the frequency at which they occupy that counter and the fact that the bag is white and I was in them earlier. If I had not seen it until just now, I would still have known them to be what they are. When I set them back down on the counter after the incident with the rip on the side, I tried to set it against the breakfast bar's outcrop, standing on it's opening to prevent it from unfurling, but this did not work. It immediately fell over, and the bag opened somewhat. I suppose there was no keeping ants out, not even in the absence of the rip in the bag and a good wrap up. This is why I allowed it to sit that way, not fixing it. The chips that line and fill the bag are made from potatoes grown without fertilizer, and if you were to chew one, you would find it to be very very crunchy, to the point that your first time biting into one would bring you dissatisfaction. However, they are delicious chips. This concludes a weird blog entry.
  18. 1 point

    Dear blog, today was a sad day

    Not only did I find out I was banned for a whole fucking week by polar bear, I also ran out of comments to like on my chigler thread.
  19. 1 point

    test blog

  20. 1 point

    Blogs have always been dead on these forums.

    Reviving them could be interesting. But to revive something, it'd have had to be alive at one point.
  21. 1 point

    le counter

    Sold for 4 ref within the past 2 days: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19635424 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19628068 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19625383 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19625289 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19622262 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19616585 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19614534 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19614158 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19611896 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19607442 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19604395 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19602290 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19593306 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19624698 (3.88) Most of them sold within less than half a day. http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19623690 - sold at 3.66 w/o a bump http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19629234 - 3.66, 1.5 hours http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19629684 - 3.66, 6 hours >3.66 proof http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19576108 - has no brushes left in backpack http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19605899 - still in backpack, but has more than one willing buyer http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19525815 - last online 3 days ago http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19497110 - 3.88 (not 3.66), okay http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19621184 - never bumped http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/19629141 - 3 hours old http://backpack.tf/classifieds/search/id/52c8e0464dd7b8f5148b4568 all three brushes listed below 4 ref are sold (ie not in bps anymore)
  22. 1 point

    Australium axtinguisher

    http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16148466 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16489538 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16504763 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16717675 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16756770 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16774725 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16776348 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16782147 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16790422 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16791498 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16810702 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16816445 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16826140 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16843184 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16845870 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16863140 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16920813 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16971539 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16975345 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16982603 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17001038 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17002466 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17002505 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17004762 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17006294 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17006996 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17008658 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17013990 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17022645 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17027234 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17043000 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17049359 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17052195 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17059564 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17060471 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17065164 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17069562 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17077205 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17089118 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17098999 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17103555 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17109383 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17115127 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17117447 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17117554 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17118213 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17118408 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17122325 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17124207 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17126414 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17130306 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17130867 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17133494 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17137244 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17144182 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17146536 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17150858 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17155552 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17166347 http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17169222
  23. 1 point

    Going to overtake chigga. This requires loads of posts

  24. 1 point

    So I bought a penis enlarger on eBay

    I got a freaking magnifying glass The only instructions were to not use it under the sun
  25. 1 point


    First Accepted Suggestions (in order by date) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51d234e5ba2536d82600000e - Chief Indian Companion (Chief Shoe at the time) (Uncraftable A Random Robokey Gift, 1 key) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51d0c00cba2536227a000001 - Michael Puddington (The Bootie Time, 1.33 ref) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51d8919bba2536211c000005 - ~shenanigans ((´ー´)ゞ~shenanigans at the time) (Nuts n' Bolts Demoman's Fro, 16-20 keys) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51e764f84bd7b82222000005 - Mr. Bucket (Uncraftable Spy-Cycle, 0.5-0.11 ref) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51e9b7c6ba2536ae05000019 - Sir J-j-jon [Warrior of Redwall] (Smoking Professor's Peculiarity, 1.2-1.7 buds) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51eec530ba2536f66d00000e - A Distinctive Lack of Vincent (Dead Presidents Bonk Leadwear, 2 buds) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51f07a20ba2536a464000020 - Woifi (Woifi | Promethium at the time) (Memory Leak Janissary Ketche, 18-22 keys) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5209ae274bd7b83f11000012 - blind polar bear (ConVict | blind polar bear at the time) (Aces High Safe'n'Sound, 3.2 buds) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523e7bd34dd7b8c5298b456b - cleverpun (Genuine Three-Rune Blade, 1.9-2 keys) Stuff worth mentioning http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523e824f4dd7b8eb778b456c - Mann Co. Supply Crate #71 #71, 0.01 ref (closed by Brad Pitt, close enough) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51fa9618ba25364d16000002 - Mann Co. Supply Crate Key, 5.66-5.88 (most voted suggestion ever [? - as far as I can tell there's only other 2 suggestions that passed the 3500 mark, both have less votes], first currency suggestion, accepted by J-j-jon, 46,23%) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51fb32bb4bd7b80f33000019 - Bill's Hat, 7-7.3 keys (second currency suggestion, accepted by Michael Puddington) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5212fb334bd7b8626f00000c - Bill's Hat, 6.2-6.5 keys (proof blatantly stolen from [SaTo] CheezeMunchy while outpost was offline, submitted from a mobile, accepted by blind polar bear) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5210f963ba25360e30000007 - Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars, 2.8 keys (only closed suggestion by Mr. Bucket, I was actually shocked) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51f73166ba25369b38000016 - Memory Leak Stately Steel Toe, 22 keys (discussion about my bp's value started by Baloo, accepted by Woifi) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51fbd1c54bd7b8e55c000024 - Nuts n' Bolts Heavy Duty Rag, 12-14 keys (my pathetic trading career's story, accepted by Woifi) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5243812b4dd7b88c1a8b4569 - Genuine Merc's Pride Scarf, 4 keys (fastest accepted suggestion ever, 42 minutes) 100% http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51f16f4aba25367341000005 (50 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523645d24f96f440378b4569 (69 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/52031c25ba2536df76000001 (37 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51f16f4eba25367e4a000004 (54 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/51f16f4c4bd7b82453000023 (49 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/52424bc44dd7b852608b4568 (25 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/524670024dd7b8d3058b4568 (48 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/52470a774dd7b815748b456c (65 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523f6da64dd7b8dc118b456b (49 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5248e5914dd7b84a2e8b4568 (73 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/524de5ad4dd7b8941b8b4568 (39 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/524f913b4dd7b83b518b456b (78 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5255e2794dd7b8e0478b4568 (52 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5255d88b4dd7b810308b456b (40 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/524efa004dd7b8cb598b456b (74 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/524de5bc4dd7b8921b8b456b (61 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/525212124dd7b8db0c8b4568 (79 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5259ef544dd7b832528b456e (78 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5259ef094dd7b89a518b4568 (73 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5259ef084dd7b8fb518b4568 (70 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5259ef074dd7b8ce518b4568 (62 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5259ef054dd7b86c518b4568 (56 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/526c83284dd7b81e258b4568 (72 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/526c83264dd7b8df248b4568 (67 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/526c83184dd7b8b2248b4568 (60 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/526c830f4dd7b8d3248b456b (63 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/526c830c4dd7b89e248b456b (60 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5285a4804dd7b8fd638b4568 (46 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5285a47f4dd7b806648b456b (46 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5285a47b4dd7b8e9638b456e (45 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5285a47a4dd7b840648b456a (43 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5285a4774dd7b82b648b456b (39 votes) http://backpack.tf/vote/id/5285a4764dd7b841648b4569 (36 votes) My pathetic attempts at pricing rare stuff http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523f74b74dd7b8b2798b4568 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/52117f034bd7b8043e000011 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/52117f044bd7b88948000008 - 0% lol http://backpack.tf/vote/id/52155452ba2536da6a000002 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/521aa6cb4f96f43f658b4568 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/521aa6cdba2536bc248b457d http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523bac604dd7b8f2408b4568 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523de2f74dd7b8c6018b456b http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523de2f54dd7b83a018b4568 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523de2104dd7b8df6f8b456b http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523de20e4dd7b8916d8b456b http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523de20d4dd7b8b06e8b456a http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523de20a4dd7b8586e8b4571 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523de2074dd7b83e6c8b4569 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523f62924dd7b8e3618b4568 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523f11854dd7b8295d8b456a http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523f74bc4dd7b8f8788b4568 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523f74bb4dd7b834778b456e http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523f74ba4dd7b85b798b4568 http://backpack.tf/vote/id/523f74b94dd7b8257a8b4568