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Get ready folks. So the other day someone apparently bought a Collector's hat I own, so this happened on my profile 

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Because of that roast he deleted his comments, and because the last comments before that were a marked scammer I used to know asking me to add him back (I don't keep marked users on my friends list), said scammer thought I was replying to HIM. So here goes somebody trying to fit a square peg comment into the round hole that doesn't even apply to them (read from bottom up. Also, Ronald is the name I knew him by, this is his alt. And the joke's on him, because he admitted that he was that alt so I reported him for being a scammer alt.) I also like how he was anticipating backlash for saying these things, and that he corrects one of his like, six typos.

Top one is an EDIT because apparently it goes on and on

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Sometimes you appreciate having people subscribed to your comment page taking the words right out of your mouth. Other times you respond anyways because you can't resist. This is that first thing 

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45 minutes ago, HarryG said:

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Sometimes you appreciate having people subscribed to your comment page taking the words right out of your mouth. Other times you respond anyways because you can't resist. This is that first thing 

Eh, at least they're adding comments or is this the case where we only see the adds leaving comments so we think you actually have literate people who can read profile descriptions but can't see the adds that aren't commenting and why am I writing this sentence.

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1 minute ago, ksolis01 said:

Eh, at least they're adding comments or is this the case where we only see the adds leaving comments so we think you actually have literate people who can read profile descriptions but can't see the adds that aren't commenting and why am I writing this sentence.

Not gonna lie, you lost me conceptually somewhere around the word "actually". I think what you're trying to ask is is it a paradox of sorts because I can only screenshot the ones that do comment but those guys are arguably bigger idiots than the ones who don't comment because you never get to see those because I don't add them? Is that at all what you're getting at?

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18 minutes ago, HarryG said:

Not gonna lie, you lost me conceptually somewhere around the word "actually". I think what you're trying to ask is is it a paradox of sorts because I can only screenshot the ones that do comment but those guys are arguably bigger idiots than the ones who don't comment because you never get to see those because I don't add them? Is that at all what you're getting at?

Yes.

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Here's an ACTUAL best steam conversation. This guy didn't add me yet. He COMMENTED FIRST with his ACTUAL reason for adding me. That's what you're SUPPOSED to do. Thank CHRIST.

 

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EDIT: Spoke too soon, tried to buy something. Reverting to original "Everyone's an idiot" theory.

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20 hours ago, HarryG said:

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Here's an ACTUAL best steam conversation. This guy didn't add me yet. He COMMENTED FIRST with his ACTUAL reason for adding me. That's what you're SUPPOSED to do. Thank CHRIST.

 

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EDIT: Spoke too soon, tried to buy something. Reverting to original "Everyone's an idiot" theory.

@HarryG can i add you to read the comments on your steam profile? Sounds like good comedy value.

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7 hours ago, RED265 said:

@HarryG can i add you to read the comments on your steam profile? Sounds like good comedy value.

You could always subscribe to the thread without adding me 

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13 hours ago, tardlife said:

makes no sense but sure, ok

”HarryG trying to be succeeding”

See, this is why this thread was better off when I was the only one making jokes, you're not making any sense 

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11 minutes ago, HarryG said:

See, this is why this thread was better off when I was the only one making jokes, you're not making any sense 

Oh ok, sorry. Please continue. My favourite joke of yours is the one about punching the penis with a tool, absolutely hilarious and witty I must say.

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Please don't attack people in threads. If you don't find harry funny, don't read his posts. Works pretty well for me!

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12:00 PM - A Delicious Cashew™: put it up a few minutes ago
12:02 PM - CwP.Harrow: Ok
12:02 PM - CwP.Harrow: I buyit in 1 minute
12:03 PM - CwP.Harrow: I just need to sell one more key
12:03 PM - CwP.Harrow: Give max 2 minuted
12:03 PM - CwP.Harrow: Minutes
12:04 PM - A Delicious Cashew™: sure
12:27 PM - CwP.Harrow is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
12:45 PM - CwP.Harrow: Cpuld u plus rep on my profile
12:45 PM - CwP.Harrow: ?
12:47 PM - A Delicious Cashew™: I think you bought someone else's
12:47 PM - CwP.Harrow: What
12:47 PM - CwP.Harrow: R u fucking kidding me
12:47 PM - A Delicious Cashew™: lmao
12:48 PM - CwP.Harrow: What
12:48 PM - CwP.Harrow: It was white
12:48 PM - CwP.Harrow: Amd same prixe
12:48 PM - CwP.Harrow: Price
12:50 PM - A Delicious Cashew™: https://backpack.tf/item/1120077299 yeah you bought some random dude's
12:50 PM - CwP.Harrow: Omfg
12:50 PM - CwP.Harrow: I am the most idiotic piece of shit
12:50 PM - CwP.Harrow: In this universe

 

wanted to buy one of my hats on scm, accidently bought someone else's. never seen that before

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6 hours ago, 42isTooShort said:

Just your typical Stoof interaction (screen shots are split because he deleted his original comment.)

 

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I died inside when he said he liked his beams modest and scorching kiss king more than an anti-freeze TC.

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Saturday, November 04, 2017
9:52 AM - Corp.fox: hi, need something?
9:52 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: Yo watched your video :P
9:52 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: nice unbox btw
9:52 AM - Corp.fox: yes thx
9:52 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: but makes me a bit angry because I unboxed like 250+ and got only like 2 unusualfiers
9:53 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: anyways how much you looking for that gift hat or peak?
9:53 AM - Corp.fox: not selling them
9:53 AM - Corp.fox: mine FOREVER
9:54 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: not even overpay?
9:54 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: Like I have a golden pan xD but ou would have to add many things :P
9:55 AM - Corp.fox: F O R E V E R
9:56 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: what happens if you die then?
9:56 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: what will happen to it?
9:56 AM - Corp.fox: then its locked in my bp
9:56 AM - Corp.fox: F O R E V E R
9:56 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: ;(
9:57 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: what about I make 10000 sub bots for ou ?
9:57 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: and not forever :3
9:57 AM - Corp.fox: huh
9:58 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: I can make sub bots :3
9:58 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: for ur channel then you can get that disney channel flow and cash coming in
9:58 AM - Corp.fox: nah, do it the legit way
9:58 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: ok ;)
9:59 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: well if your going to keep it forever I guess I wont offer 3000$ for it then
9:59 AM - Corp.fox: yep
9:59 AM - Corp.fox: bye
9:59 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: yep
9:59 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed: bye
9:59 AM - WoobyChicken Unboxed is now Offline.

 

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I made an Outpost post talking about how Screaming Tiger is my favorite, listed 7 different screaming tiger taunts with the matching icons and effects at the top that I am buying. This wasn't my worse interaction, but left me scratching my head. At least he was polite at the end :)

 

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Also, I don't "require" people to comment before adding, I don't mind random adds, at all. But if you are going to comment, how is this at all helpful?

 

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On 13-7-2017 at 4:30 PM, ThePickleCat said:

He essentially wanted tons of rare/good spells(double spelled/prints) for like a few ref over its bp prices PLUS keys.

 

Tucker: hello
Harem King Pad Sug: omg thanks for accepting so fast
Harem King Pad Sug: hello
Harem King Pad Sug: i am looking to downgrade my unusual
Harem King Pad Sug: and you have alot of stuff that seems nice
Tucker: what were you interested in?
Harem King Pad Sug: maxes head
Harem King Pad Sug: point and shoot
Harem King Pad Sug: spelled
Harem King Pad Sug: all class stuff
Harem King Pad Sug: you have alot of nice shit i have to say
Harem King Pad Sug: its a clean searing plasma pencil pusher
Tucker: nice
Tucker: send me an offer with what you were thinking first and we can negotiate from there. I have to walk my dog real quick
Harem King Pad Sug: allrighty mate
Harem King Pad Sug: will do
Harem King Pad Sug: but do know
Harem King Pad Sug: the prices you charge for them
Harem King Pad Sug: is kinda high
Harem King Pad Sug: like alot
Harem King Pad Sug: but thats what negotiation is for:D
Harem King Pad Sug: i dont count full price on spells is what im saying
Harem King Pad Sug: i sent offer
Your state is set to Offline.
Harem King Pad Sug is now Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
Harem King Pad Sug is now Online.
Harem King Pad Sug: ...
Harem King Pad Sug is now Online.
Harem King Pad Sug: hello?
Harem King Pad Sug: bro
Harem King Pad Sug: why you no answer
Harem King Pad Sug is now Online.
Harem King Pad Sug: heeeeeelo
Harem King Pad Sug is now Online.
Harem King Pad Sug: brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Harem King Pad Sug: hello
Harem King Pad Sug: dude
Harem King Pad Sug is now Online.
Tucker: that is way too much
Tucker: also my double spelled maxs is not for sale
Tucker: nor my buds or tc
Tucker: spectrum maxs is 35
Harem King Pad Sug: there is no price for spelled items lol
Tucker: i have sold a spectrum maxs for a 38 key unusual
Tucker: and I have watched that maxs get passed for 35 pure
Harem King Pad Sug: mhm
Harem King Pad Sug: 2 times
Harem King Pad Sug: wooooow
Harem King Pad Sug: those rare instances
Harem King Pad Sug: well i need more than that
Harem King Pad Sug: since im the one loosing
Harem King Pad Sug: and i have told you
Harem King Pad Sug: i dont count full price on spelled
Tucker: lold
Tucker: come to a spell dealer and tell them you dont pay for spells
Tucker: >logical
Harem King Pad Sug: i didnt say i dont pay for spells lmao
Harem King Pad Sug: i said i dont take full price
Tucker: im pretty set in my prices
Tucker: esp on the maxs
Tucker: i know it sells for 35 easy
Harem King Pad Sug: wtf even is voices from below?
Harem King Pad Sug: no it dosent
Harem King Pad Sug: i dare you to find someone willing to pay 35
Harem King Pad Sug: you have 24 hours
Tucker: lold
Harem King Pad Sug: it will take you weeks maybe even months to find someone paying full price on a n unpriced item
Harem King Pad Sug: l
Harem King Pad Sug: m
Harem King Pad Sug: a
Harem King Pad Sug: o
Tucker: how long it takes you to sell your stuff is not my problem
Tucker: i am in no rush to sell my spells
Harem King Pad Sug: dont lie about it then
Harem King Pad Sug: it will be ''easy'' to sell the maxes for 35
Harem King Pad Sug: yeah
Harem King Pad Sug: no
Harem King Pad Sug: sure its not your prob
Harem King Pad Sug: but if i didnt know that
Harem King Pad Sug: its almost a scam then
Harem King Pad Sug: its like saying
Tucker: im firm on 35 so either select other items to lowball or we probably wont be making a deal
 


Um i bought and sold a spectral max's for 20 keys. idk about that guy.

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