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Alfie Omega: I wanna be a therapist

Swastika Fidget Spinner.: are you sure abou that

Alfie Omega: Okay not really but it sounds more plausible than everything else I wanted to do

Alfie Omega: People get money for doing therapy shit and I guess that works

Alfie Omega: WAIT

Alfie Omega: I KINDA NEED TO GO TO MEDSCHOOL

Alfie Omega: FUCK

Swastika Fidget Spinner.: exactly

Alfie Omega: MY HANDWRITING WILL GET EVEN WORSE
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10:53 - [ZTG]Lispid7 S<U: Erm

10:53 - [ZTG]Lispid7 S<U: A 50 key unusual XD
10:53 - [ZTG]Lispid7 S<U: I don't want it anymore bud
10:53 - Erik: well thanks for wasting my time then
10:54 - [ZTG]Lispid7 S<U: Lol
10:54 - [ZTG]Lispid7 S<U: K
10:54 - [ZTG]Lispid7 S<U: Have a good one
 
Basically held my unusual for about 2 days when he suddenly lowballed with a 50 key unusual. Sigh.
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12:01 PM - openluchtkomkommer: hello

12:02 PM - openluchtkomkommer: i would like to buy some unusuals with a hat of mine :)

12:30 PM - openluchtkomkommer is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.

12:30 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: wouldn't really have any interest in your unusual

12:32 PM - openluchtkomkommer: why not? its the new unusual elite grade

12:32 PM - openluchtkomkommer: 2 in existance right now

12:32 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: and how much are you asking?

12:32 PM - openluchtkomkommer: highest offer i got was ~300 in unusuals

12:33 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: take that and run, I wouldn't do 50 keys of stuff

12:33 PM - openluchtkomkommer: meny people offered 300

12:33 PM - openluchtkomkommer: but i take the one with the nicest unusuals

12:35 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: good for you, take any offer above 50 keys and run. Even a blizzardy potassium bonnet is not 300 keys.

12:36 PM - openluchtkomkommer: ik

12:36 PM - openluchtkomkommer: but its hype right now

12:37 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: the hype will die fast for a single class bubbling hat. when its tradable, take your best offer no matter what. You won't end up getting any higher, coming from my experience with hyped stuff in the past

12:37 PM - openluchtkomkommer: i know

12:37 PM - openluchtkomkommer: im not new

 

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You're telling me a single class bubbling hat is worth at least 50% more than EVERY bubbling hat except the noh mercy? 

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I'm being deep, honest and existential, and this is how you reply? 

 

3:37 PM - Discovery: Believe me, I wanted to continue trading and suggesting, but the more I wanted it, the more I realized I DIDN'T

3:37 PM - emmy: this is confusing

3:38 PM - Discovery: It's a bit difficult to explain, I know.

3:38 PM - Discovery: You know how some people say that love is both the best and the worst feeling in the world?

3:38 PM - Discovery: It's like the same with star_ and tf2, and me and trading and suggesting.

3:39 PM - emmy is now Away.

 

 

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4:12 PM - æºå¸¦ CSGOGem.com NEW KEYBOARD: hmmmm

4:12 PM - æºå¸¦ CSGOGem.com NEW KEYBOARD: 2 poor asian boys

4:12 PM - æºå¸¦ CSGOGem.com NEW KEYBOARD: i thought this was fake

4:12 PM - æºå¸¦ CSGOGem.com NEW KEYBOARD: http://steamcommunity.com/id/SHHAMAN/

4:12 PM - æºå¸¦ CSGOGem.com NEW KEYBOARD: but for some reason omani and yahia are friends with it

4:12 PM - æºå¸¦ CSGOGem.com NEW KEYBOARD: so i thought it wasnt fake

4:12 PM - æºå¸¦ CSGOGem.com NEW KEYBOARD: lol

4:12 PM - æºå¸¦ CSGOGem.com NEW KEYBOARD: he did a pretty bad copy of ur prof

 

 

Thanks @omani and @yahiamiacecece

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Openluchtkomkommer is a quality name, shame to see it used by an idiot. I should change my name to openluchtkomkommer

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Haven't been active in a while but regardless I'm back with more

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10/10 would logic again.

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havent traded in a year 

 

3:38 - Burny | Happysedits #20k subs: hi
3:39 - -Felix-: hi, how may i help you?
3:39 - Burny | Happysedits #20k subs: you added me
3:39 - -Felix-: oh im sorry that was for a trade you put up on bp.tf classifieds. that was like a couple months ago.
3:41 - Burny | Happysedits #20k subs: lol
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Ugh...

 

Friday, June 02, 2017
5:44 PM - Corp.fox: hi, need something?
5:44 PM - R3AL RAY: want to trade
5:45 PM - R3AL RAY: i swant one of your cheapest unusuals
5:46 PM - R3AL RAY: thx alot
5:46 PM - Corp.fox: u cant demand what u want
5:47 PM - Corp.fox: also, ur suppose to add ppl that are selling
5:48 PM - R3AL RAY: so u dont want to trade
5:48 PM - Corp.fox: right...
5:48 PM - Corp.fox: random add me just to buy something that aint for sale...
5:49 PM - R3AL RAY: do you any unusuals for sale that i can trade for
5:50 PM - Corp.fox: no
5:50 PM - R3AL RAY: oh ok
5:50 PM - R3AL RAY: un subscribe
5:50 PM - R3AL RAY is now Offline.
5:50 PM - R3AL RAY is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
 

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7:58 PM - emmy: i went from writing my essay

7:58 PM - emmy: to researching islamic responses to terrorism

7:58 PM - emmy: to bird dicks

 

I don't even want to know how that happened.
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Lolwut

 

Tucker: hello! 12:18:50 AM
HasanTay: hey 12:19:22 AM
HasanTay: having any thing for 1.33 or less? 12:19:38 AM
You added The Bear Necessities 12:19:49 AM
You added Carouser's Capotain 12:19:50 AM
You added Coupe D'isaster 12:19:51 AM
Tucker: these are 1.33 12:19:54 AM
HasanTay: can i pay with weps (1 wep = 1 sc)? 12:20:43 AM
Tucker: no 12:20:58 AM
HasanTay added Refined Metal 12:22:04 AM
HasanTay added The Spy-cicle 12:22:06 AM
HasanTay added The Diamondback 12:22:07 AM
HasanTay added The Back Scatter 12:22:07 AM
HasanTay added The Pomson 6000 12:22:08 AM
HasanTay removed The Pomson 6000 12:22:09 AM
HasanTay: sth like this ? 12:22:17 AM
Tucker: 3 more weps 12:22:22 AM
HasanTay: then i'd craft them better lol 12:22:43 AM
Tucker: 1.33 ref 12:23:10 AM
Tucker: not 1.16 12:23:20 AM
HasanTay: if u calc each wep for a sc, it will be 1.33 12:23:41 AM
Tucker: lol 12:23:56 AM
Tucker: weapons are .05 scrap 12:24:29 AM
HasanTay: nah they r 0.5-1 sc 12:24:57 AM
Tucker: no craftable weapons are .05 scrap 12:25:31 AM
Tucker: because it takes 2 to make a scrap 12:25:45 AM
HasanTay: k 12:25:48 AM
HasanTay: bye 12:25:52 AM
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Haven't been added by an impersonator in a long time so I decided to accept his friend request

 

Thursday, June 8, 2017
12:20 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: hello mr. scammer alt
12:21 PM - JewIander - Tetrnohhedron: haha
12:21 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: how can i help you mr. scammer alt
12:21 PM - JewIander - Tetrnohhedron: im selling golden pan
12:21 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: sure
12:22 PM - JewIander - Tetrnohhedron: are you willing to risk
12:22 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: anything for mr.scammer alt
12:23 PM - JewIander - Tetrnohhedron: hahaha
12:23 PM - JewIander - Tetrnohhedron: are you trolling
12:23 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: thats for you to decide mr.scammer alt
12:23 PM - JewIander - Tetrnohhedron: hahaha
12:23 PM - JewIander - Tetrnohhedron: why are you calling me that
12:23 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: thats for you to find out mr.scammer alt
12:24 PM - JewIander - Tetrnohhedron: hahaha
12:27 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: are u still typing mr.scammer alt
12:28 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: hello mr scammer alt
12:28 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: are you there mr scammer alt
12:28 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: am i annoying you mr scammer alt
12:28 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: are you still scamming people mr scammer alt
12:28 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: why are you not responding mr scammer alt
12:28 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: stop scamming people mr scammer alt
12:28 PM - A Delicious Cashewâ„¢ #GSWarriors: bye bye mr scammer alt
12:28 PM - JewIander - Tetrnohhedron is now Offline.
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