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  2. 🔥Master Throne Crimson🔥

    🔥Master Throne Crimson🔥

    Waiiit, there is a limit to how many times you can react to content on the Forums? I did not know that XD

  3. Fenrir


    Someone link me the discord ASAP time sensitive I need help

    1. humann


    2. rafiozol



  4. Yesterday
  5. Vrakos Anthrakir

    Vrakos Anthrakir

    if you had a key for every time that someone thought they'd encountered a new scam, ________

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    2. Torb | Elite Spell Trader™

      Torb | Elite Spell Trader™

      You'd get hit with a new scam!

    3. Vrakos Anthrakir

      Vrakos Anthrakir

      @Torb | Elite Spell Trader™ all those keys, stolen in an instant

    4. ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

      ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

      Major Key Alert

  6. Diamond jozu

    Diamond jozu

    bazaar.tf owner applying to be mod over here.quite exciting to see this happening

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    2. rafiozol


      inu noob

    3. ☭SilverSpeed™☭


      There's nothing exciting about someone applying for a staff position 

    4. 🔥Master Throne Crimson🔥

      🔥Master Throne Crimson🔥

      Yeah, im very excited!

  7. Last week
  8. Fenrir


    Since this place is definitely dead where does everyone go to talk? The discord?

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    2. Diamond jozu

      Diamond jozu

      this place isnt dead.this place is mainly meant for shit talk/post.actual discussion is t discord

    3. Weedoof


      Pretty much, for those of us who haven't moved on to better things.

    4. JayTee


      i dont like the discord, u cant keep up with anything

  9. JayTee


    I didn't even realise Age of empires: Definitive edition was out... I guess this is what happens when you don't put it on steam


    Steam + workshop like AOE:2HD or better would of made it sell heaps, but I haven't seen anyone talk about it or play it.

  10. ksolis01


    As my first thread back, quality shitpost.

  11. ksolis01


    I am back.

  12. ApolloTheLion



    1. ksolis01



    2. 42isTooShort


      @ksolis01 In the litter box

  13. Fenrir


    Ive come into the posession of a number 4 craft Breather Bag and man low crafts are a bitch to sell

    1. diamondjozu(storage alt)

      diamondjozu(storage alt)

      low crafts are the same as selling unpriced unusuals.if you want to get proper offers on low crafts,get the proper ones like for numbers,get 1,69,66 or 100.420 works tho its not under low craft,its still something people would love to own it

  14. Sakamoto


    What's the price of a duped max's severed head?

    1. 3.50


      Same price as if it wasn't duped.  No one cares about hats being duped any more.

  15. Bunny


    When everything matches :D



    1. phenompak


      :() VhYut8J.png

  16. 3.50


    I decided to try communicating with my Gen Z co-workers using their vocabulary.


    Co-worker: "Hey, what's up?"

    Me: "mood"

    Co-worker: "Hmm? You ok?"

    Me: "yeet"

    Co-worker: "That doesn't make a damn bit of...How much did you drink last night?"
    Me: "oof"

    Co-worker: *backs away* "Yeah...good talk..."


    I think it went pretty well, all things considered.

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    2. FLAIMBOT_


      I hate it when people overuse:


      "im dead"

      "... in a fat minute"

      "lets get this bread"

      "dead ass"


      .. or even use them at all in conversation

    3. 3.50


      I don't know what "mood" actually means

      "I'm dead" has been around for at least a decade; I know that one

      "in a fat minute" I also don't know

      "let's get this bread" = ???

      "dead ass" I have only encountered when I try to order boneless pizza

    4. FLAIMBOT_


      pretty sure "mood" just means relatable/me too/omg that perfectly sums up my current mood? Like example:

      Guy 1: Im dying inside, I hate everything and im so depressed wah wah

      Guy 2: Mood

      in a fat minute means a long time

      lets get this bread... I dont know either but people at my high school said it all the time when they were about to go try to do something, maybe bread means success or something similar?

      oh, and I thought of another one: when people get a win in sports or some other competition and post a picture on instagram or snapchat with the caption: "dub szn". 


      I never act annoyed towards people that say these things (im not trynna be a grandpa or something) so yeah, just thought this status would be a good place to rant a bit

  17. `Yahiamice


    how long till bots stop clogging the genuine grandmaster prices up astronomical amounts and come back to a reasonable value

    1. Hell Killy

      Hell Killy

      Just list one at any price, and they will cut you with 0.11 ref in a few minutes. That's how you can set a real price.





    2. ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

      ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

      Buy them all and then you can list them at whatever you want.

    3. Tasty Salamanders

      Tasty Salamanders

      Looks like they are going crazy over Genuine Sharp Dressers as well.

  18. rafiozol




    1. rafiozol


      btw im offended

  19. Geel



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    2. 3.50
    3. Findiculous


      That was not the kind of message I expect first thing on a Monday morning

    4. ǍгᴄᴀɴД.t✖t


      Who let you outta your Big Gay?

  20. 3.50


    My cat just sat in my lap and farted, and it smelled very distinctly like lasagna and brimstone... I legit looked over my shoulder to see if Satan had sneaked into my kitchen and started cooking dinner

    1. diamondjozu(storage alt)

      diamondjozu(storage alt)

      why do you have garfield?

    2. 3.50


      I basically do have Garfield, come to think of it.  He's orange and thicc and would probably love lasagna if I allowed him to eat people food

  21. Fenrir


    Why are buds rising again? Do we think theyll conti ue to rise?

    1. 3.50


      "They are not", and "no", respectively.  And stay away.  They aren't rare, and they aren't useful as a currency any more; their value isn't going up, even if their price gets raised.  The only thing that might drive their value up short term is the idea that their value might go up in the future.  Items that derive additional value from being a speculative investment will crash back to their former prices as soon as the profit whores dump their investments.




      See late November for an idea of what might happen.  A fairly significant bump, but only for a couple of days, and followed by a return to normal prices.

  22. 42isTooShort




    1. FidelityOW


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    2. Apo


      haha ur big gay

    3. Pyroman


      we all big gay on this blessed day

  23. ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

    ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

    "You last won the day on December 31 2016"

    Guess I'm not popular.

    1. 3.50


      I'll follow you around and thumps up everything you post, 2 ref per post

  24. Sakamoto


    What area of TF2 trading nowadays has the biggest profit margin for humans?

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    2. unstopaBULLY


      Unusual sharking, huge margins, incredibly easy, can't get punished unless you are an absolute moron

    3. flirganovski


      Nobody will tell you their ways of profit or maybe someone will but ways are always different, you need to put some effort and invest some money and time, then you will find your way of trading. Your way maybe wont work for someone else but its important its working for you. Good luck! :) 

    4. KoshiFlakes


      well obviously unusuals have the highest potential, but if you want something less risky I used to buy painted items and sell them for more than I bought them for, if you stick to good paints like lime, pink, white, black then there's always people willing to pay because they usually aren't traders, another option is warpaints and skins but it is hard to learn what each are worth considering there are a lot, but still, most non-traders will want to buy a nice warpaint or weapon skin

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