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  2. Julia

    1. Angelcake

      Angelcake

      clickbait :3

  3. Baloo

    A backpack.tf podcast reboot with better quality would be cool.

    1. Angelcake

      Angelcake

      hello erryone my name is Angelmander

  4. ♥Nick♥

    Did JonTron die?

  5. ♥Nick♥

    all aboard the "angry joe vs subs" video for whoring views train

  6. Today
  7. CrafterofGenius

    end me

  8. Happysedits

    how can the same unusual sell 15 times to a different people in 1 day amazes me sometimes 1

    1. Angelcake

      Angelcake

      how the fuck are you barely 16

    2. Happysedits

      Happysedits

      ?

  9. Alfie Omega

    It's hard to be an angel with these horns and spiky tail.

    1. ♥Nick♥

      ♥Nick♥

      you can be anyone's angel if you dress lewdly

    2. Carrots

      Carrots

      I can be yuor angle or yuor devel

  10. Angelcake

    peggy is tired of your shit

    1. unstopaBULLY

      unstopaBULLY

      Peggy is a midget.

    2. karma miguel

      karma miguel

      King of the hill?

  11. Khaos

    Watching anime with twitch chat is twice as entertaining

    1. Weedoof

      Weedoof

      twitch chat makes basically anything entertaining

  12. SpotlightR

    Might be cashing out everything except my Milkmans and a few gift hats to buy one of my dream cars this weekend. Wish me luck.

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    2. ѕιи

      ѕιи

      He's gonna buy this 4VPhDt9ASkCbxCqTea6WUw.png

    3. unstopaBULLY

      unstopaBULLY

      Think you meant this 2010-toyota-prius-photo-266214-s-450x274

    4. ѕιи

      ѕιи

      You're mistaken, he's getting this 100% bspuJPLaTwORAdnrYWYLsA.png

  13. Happysedits

    1. Angelcake

      Angelcake

      finally the movie is coming out so jacksfilms can't milk the shit out of it anymore

    2. Khaos

      Khaos

      PogChamp

  14. DrDavid52

    Best scam attempt nZlL1av.png

    1. ♥Nick♥

      ♥Nick♥

      only a moron would fall for that

    2. ThePickleCat

      ThePickleCat

      lold

    3. SpotlightR

      SpotlightR

      I see a Wii U, not an Xbox One??

  15. Yesterday
  16. ThePickleCat

    How is this an untradeable conga?? https://backpack.tf/item/3320619967

    1. Budi

      Budi

      From a Valve trade ban?

  17. karma miguel

    A wild dragonite just spawned. 1100 combat power and bad moveset/ i.v's... but I got 16 candy from it to power up my good dragonite.

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    2. thecityburns2day

      thecityburns2day

      what moveset? Pokebattles in PokeGO?

    3. karma miguel

      karma miguel

      Steel wing hurricane. My good one has dragon breath dragon claw.

    4. karma miguel

      karma miguel

      There's a new gym system, and raids. about all I can say.

  18. `Yahiamice

    CAD3.gif

  19. Angelcake

    my mom is weird and collects seashells

    my dad levels cities and attack innocent people

     

    so...they got their quirks c:

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    2. ѕιи

      ѕιи

      ikr




      who tf collects seashells

    3. MrDeepDarkmind

      MrDeepDarkmind

      I bet this is from a anime  because of "quirks"

    4. CrafterofGenius

      CrafterofGenius

      he protec but he also attac

  20. ThePickleCat

    1. ThePickleCat

      ThePickleCat

      I *think* there were 2 sales around 35 the other day, someone help a brother out

    2. phenompak

      phenompak

      happy where you at

  21. Khaos

     I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

    1. ThePickleCat

      ThePickleCat

      I think I've cum down with cancer

  22. `Yahiamice

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    1. Julia

      Julia

      Don't mind keeping it

    2. ThePickleCat

      ThePickleCat

      double spell life

  23. phenompak

    wtf VxE2fuN.png

    1. 42isTooShort

      42isTooShort

      The malware has taken over

  24. `Yahiamice

    Doomfist live

    1. Angelcake

      Angelcake

      Also lootbox box changes

  25. Not Applicable

     How much do those halloween fire phlogs go for now?

    1. Khaos

      Khaos

      2 cents

    2. AdamWTS

      AdamWTS

      How does a HF Phlog look anyway?

    3. FLAIMBOT_

      FLAIMBOT_

      I have one ;)

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