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Be me (Trade servers in shell nut)


dixiecountry1971

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Two things

 

>Person trades me wanting to Quicksell unusual

>Asks for high amount

>I laugh

>Hat is human cannonball stormy effect

>Person starts yammering about something that makes me lose brain cells

>Says I call hats ugly even though I have ugly hats and I am a loser

>I laugh

>Calls OMA cancer

>I laugh, close trade

>After trade he says in chat if I am mentally challenged

 

 

Second trade

 

>Person trades me

>Says if I want a nice unusual for my bud

>I say no

>He asks why

>I say because his unusual is probably ugly and stupid

>Puts up unusual

>Grimme Hatte Bubbling

>I laugh

>Calls me a fag

>He closes trade

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>be me

>wear houwar on unusual trade server

>have people walk up to me and just stare

>always get random trade invites

>one guy with a suplhorous bone dome walks up to me

>stares

>ohgod.jpg

>itshappening.jpg

>randomly trades me

>i pretend i'm afk

>dont respond, he bothers me in chat

>he bp's me

>i lol when i see he wants 9 buds for that shitty bone dome

>he says he can add

>i bp him

>nothing else except for weapons and crates

 

>be me

>wear nice purple energy unusual

>guy trades me

>he has a $5 bp filled with crates and shitty weapons

>aks "how much ur unusual"

>mysides.jpg

>i tell him to fuck off

>i close trade

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>person adds me

>i message "hi"

>"can you please give me an unusual i really want one"

>"no"

>"please"/"come on"/"why"

>*block user*

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A person once traded me and after a while of afk he says "ok you don't have what I need bye". And he cancels the trade. I was sitting there speechless... enough tf2 for then.

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>Wears a sexy non-painted Gibus with seal mask

>Random Trade

>Bps him, and just weapons and crate

>He then ask "What hats im sellin"

>Puts Gibus into trade

> Offers 2 weps on Gibus

>I tell him it's 2 ref

> He cancels trades

>Announces to server im a scammer

 

Moral of the Story: Gibus are sexy with seal mask, but i prefer Party hat (Wut story.)

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>Implying greetext actually works on these forums

 

Random trading is an annoyance, but it's no reason to say fuck all trade servers. Just don't go onto trade servers if the people there annoy you. Fortunately, I have real good experiences on trade servers, probably because I do trivia nights to give stuff away, and I got a donation of probably around 10 keys worth of hats/items/stranges one day. Everyone in that server got something, and it was a very good day. Items ranged from a strange concheror to a G. Hero's tail painted black if you care.

 

Now people who cant read, n ow those are a problem.

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>wears burning tower or houwar

>people stare

>"vince, what u want for houwar"

>"10 buds, no 3rd gens"

>trades me

>shows me all his hats

>all 3rd gens

>"no thanks, you dont know how to read"

>"lol your a faggot, fuck off" and closes trade

 

thus being why i refuse to join trade servers

 

>"vince remove your link"

>"its not in the rules"

>"remove your link"

>"i bet if it was #mct you wouldnt give two shits"

>"remove the link"

> changes name from vince #bazaar.tf to vince #bazaar,tf

>"ok good"

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>"vince remove your link"

>"its not in the rules"

>"remove your link"

>"i bet if it was #mct you wouldnt give two shits"

>"remove the link"

> changes name from vince #bazaar.tf to vince #bazaar,tf

>"ok good"

10/10 would read again

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>Have an unusual [blizz swagmans, low but, still unusual]

> Non-trade server

> Dud asks me how much

> Trades me to show me what he got

> Look at bp, worth like $5

> I say my unusual is more than his bp

> He says its a rip and says that im a scammer or something

> I tell him its ~2 buds

> He says 2 buds is like 4 keys :P

> Some other dud with a brain says its 40 keys [dud with lotsa unusuals :/]

> Everyone tells us to stawhp spamming, though i have overall said <10 messages

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>Be me

>Selling strange festive knife 20 keys

>Guy trades me and asks if he can offer

>A bills painted TS

>"That's a huge lowball"

>"lol strange festives arent 20 keys scammer"

>Cancels trade

>Announces to server I attempted to scam him

 

trade #2

 

>Get random trade

>"Hi how can I help you"

>"are u trading the war pig"

>Put up war pig and asks what he's offering

>3 weapons and a crate #77

>"is rare crate"

>I tell him to fuck off

>He says "u dont know a good deal when u see one"

>GG

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>I'm stupid enough to join an unusual trade forgetting that it will result in nothing besides a few admins screaming at me not to use the shred alert.

>I wait about 20 minutes.

>I get a trade asking if I am selling something other than what I was advertising.

>I leave.

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>*guy trades me*

>"Hey man, are you buying a 10 key unusual?"

>Me;"yep"

>*puts in bills hat*

>"10 keyz plz"

>me: "lol, kid, stahp beeing drunk. kids liek u shud not play team fweirtruss trwoo"

>*uses mic* "NO BODY TRADE PIPEBOMBAMZ. HE TRIED TO BUY MY BILLS HAT (unpainted bills) FOR 10 KEYS"

>Everybody: "LOL"

>*insert_name_here* has left the server

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what is the point of trade servers ?

I just fuck around on them most of the time, unless I need to sell some cheap weapons or dirty hats.

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Going back to this thread, I did have one bad time in a server

 

I said I was selling Beastly Bonnet #14, and a guy traded me. I put it up, and he says "dude, thats suck a higball. Its only 2 ref -_-"

Needless to say, i raged harder than ever that day. Fortunately, I sold it today for a TS bills hat. Good riddance.

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>advertises I'm selling killstreak kits

>guy trades me

>asks if he can buy my unusual

>I tell him no and fuck off

>Calls me a faggot and shouts on the mic I'm a scammer

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>buying a craft hat

>guy trades me

>puts up dirty crap hat

>"plz buy my hat for 1 key"

>told him i would buy them only for 1 scrap because i was buying a craft hat

>"ok you fucking scammer reported you for scamming go die lol"

>he screams in the mic that im a scammer

>he got banned

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>In unusual server

>Spam my trade bind

>Person in servers asks for my attention

>wow.jpg

>He finally trades me

>Wants to Quicksell unusual

>Overpriced

>Lol.jpg

>He closes trade

>Says in chat what I would pay

>I'm Afk

>Calls me a fag and says I'm ignoring him

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