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#1 Erik

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 12:04 AM

Last topic got archived so opening a new one, what are your favourite TV quotes?

 

'If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.'

 - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

 

'I am the one who knocks!'

- Heisenberg (Breaking Bad)

 

'I drink and I know things.'

- Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)

 

'I will find you.. and I will kill you.'

- Liam Neeson (Taken)

 

'You may cry, oh hell you're all going to be doing that! *bashes skull*'

- Negan (The Walking Dead)

 

'God damn banana benders!'

- Brad Bellick (Prison Break)


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Posted 12 January 2017 - 02:31 AM

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 03:43 AM

Don't lose your dinosaur. -Step brothers

 

B-e-a-utiful - Bruce Almighty

 

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! - The Italian Job


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Posted 12 January 2017 - 05:23 AM

Last topic got archived so opening a new one, what are your favourite movie quotes?

 

'If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.'

 - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

 

'I am the one who knocks!'

- Heisenberg (Breaking Bad)

 

'I drink and I know things.'

- Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones)

 

'I will find you.. and I will kill you.'

- Liam Neeson (Taken)

 

'You may cry, oh hell you're all going to be doing that! *bashes skull*'

- Negan (The Walking Dead)

 

'God damn banana benders!'

- Brad Bellick (Prison Break)

 

 

Most of these aren't even from movies...



#5 Erik

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 05:31 AM

Most of these aren't even from movies...

'Best quotes of any sort of television production ever made.' 

'Movie quotes'

 

It's just easier, anyways feel free to post some yourself. Whether they are from movies or not :P


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Posted 12 January 2017 - 05:56 AM

The whole "Funny how?" scene from Goodfellas.

 


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Posted 12 January 2017 - 06:07 AM

oh man, there are so many... so many that I dont know right now..

A few that I use a lot myself:

"My logic is undeniable"
- V.I.K.I, I, robot

"*sneezes*  Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit"
- Detective Spooner, I, robot

"TURN THAT FUCKING SONG OFF"
- Jon Flint, Beverly hills cop III


"Oh my god, that went south SO FAST!"
- Albert stark, a million ways to die in the west

"Hello boys, Im BAAAACK!"
- Russel Casse, independence day

"I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode"
- Teal'c, Stargate SG.I

[Security system]:"ah ah ah, you did not say the magic word"
[Ray Arnold]:"GOD DAMMIT, I hate this hacker crap!"
- Jurassic park


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Posted 12 January 2017 - 06:22 AM



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Posted 12 January 2017 - 07:06 AM



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Posted 12 January 2017 - 07:15 AM

Don't really have a fav but I like this one:

 

"There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong, or useless pain. The sort of pain that's only suffering. I have no patience for useless things."

 

At the very start of House of Cards.



#11 Erik

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 07:20 AM

 

 

"There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong, or useless pain. The sort of pain that's only suffering. I have no patience for useless things."

 

 

Yeah House of Cards is pretty awesome, I also really liked this scene when he scared the shit out of Secretary of State Durant when he basically admitted to have killed 2 people.


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Posted 12 January 2017 - 07:24 AM

Really? No one?



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Posted 12 January 2017 - 08:20 AM


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#16 Erik

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 09:57 AM

''Motherfucker''

 

- Samuel L. Jackson in every movie he starred in ever. 


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Posted 12 January 2017 - 10:07 AM

 


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Posted 12 January 2017 - 11:58 AM

Oh another one from House of Cards:

 

 

But if we include movies as well:

 



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Posted 28 January 2017 - 01:27 PM

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And if I have to live in another city to make that happen, then so be it. That's the way it's gotta be. You didn't have second thoughts at all? Nope. Never. What? What? What? What am I doing? According to the figures, it looks like we'll be able to do-- I am so, so sorry. My closest friend just moved away, and I'm experiencing mixed emotions and No. You leave, Burt, you don't take that company car with you. Think it through. That's when I realized I needed to do something bold. Mm-hmm. Real bold. Mm.
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I'm a realist, a dreamer, an adventurer, a lover of Harry Potter, vintage safes, all things Jamaican. And I wanna spend the rest of my life making you the center of my universe. A universe that contains a solar system with nine planets. In We Bought A Zoo, Matt Damon promises that if we can have 20 seconds of insane courage, something great will come out of it. Well this is my moment of embarrassing bravery. Uh, that didn't play out the way I planned it. Can I take the speech over? My name is Burton Guster. Gosh! Shawn, We Bought A Zoo lied. Sorry, man. Oh, gosh. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, gosh. How many times did you turn around? But look at me now, Shawn. I am here. I found myself, and not at a 9:00-to-5:00, but with my closest friend, solving crimes, living life to the fullest. And if we have to do it a little further up the coast, then that's what we'll have to do. So be it.
 
 
(Not really a fav quote, more like fav scene to my favorite show of all time)


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Posted 28 January 2017 - 01:30 PM


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