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#11381 ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

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Posted 07 January 2017 - 07:15 PM

9:59 PM - Shuffle Spy: fun fact
9:59 PM - Shuffle Spy: there are ~20 self-made duck tokens
9:59 PM - ѕιи : BONUS FUCKS
9:59 PM - Shuffle Spy: fucks
9:59 PM - Shuffle Spy: lol
9:59 PM - ѕιи : ( I don't necessarily give (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
 


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#11382 SpotlightR

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Posted 08 January 2017 - 04:26 PM

Quagmire: raindrops
Quagmire: drop tops
Quagmire: smokin on some cookies inn the hotbox
SpotlightR: u said it wrong not funny ssorry
Quagmire: no i didnt
SpotlightR: yes you did.
SpotlightR: theres no plural
Quagmire: rain drops, drop tops
SpotlightR: rain drop, drop top.
Quagmire: no it is plural
SpotlightR: ????????
Quagmire: ????
Quagmire: rain drop, drop top
Quagmire: doesnt make sense
SpotlightR: YES
SpotlightR: LOOK
SpotlightR: LOOK IN THE SONG
SpotlightR: ITS
SpotlightR: RAIN DROP
SpotlightR: DROP TOP
SpotlightR: Raindrop, drop top
Quagmire: gr
SpotlightR: what do you have to say for yourself
Quagmire: niggers

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#11383 Corpfox

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Posted 10 January 2017 - 08:15 PM

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7:10 PM - Corp.fox: hi, need something?
7:49 PM - FROST [BUYING KEYS $1.75!!!]: Hello!
8:04 PM - Corp.fox: hi, need something?
8:04 PM - FROST [BUYING KEYS $1.75!!!]: I was wondering if I can offers paypal for your unusual?
8:05 PM - Corp.fox: y would u do that?
8:05 PM - FROST [BUYING KEYS $1.75!!!]: What doyou eman
8:06 PM - Corp.fox: make offers paypal on my unusuals...
8:06 PM - FROST [BUYING KEYS $1.75!!!]: I wanted to offer paypal..
8:06 PM - FROST [BUYING KEYS $1.75!!!]: keys are reserved.
8:06 PM - FROST [BUYING KEYS $1.75!!!]: I can do steam gift card aswell.
8:06 PM - FROST [BUYING KEYS $1.75!!!]: No market transactions for now..
8:06 PM - Corp.fox: so, who r u?
8:06 PM - FROST [BUYING KEYS $1.75!!!]: what?
8:07 PM - Corp.fox: u randomly add me, wanting to buy unusuals for paypal
8:07 PM - FROST [BUYING KEYS $1.75!!!]: Can I buy?
8:07 PM - Corp.fox: WHO R U?
8:10 PM - Corp.fox: WHO R U?
8:13 PM - Corp.fox: u give up pretty easily
8:13 PM - FROST [BUYING KEYS $1.75!!!] is now Offline. (removes me)
 


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What is it that makes us Human?  Its not something that you can program.  You can't put it in a chip.  Its the strength of a human heart, the difference between us and machines.  Marcus Wright; Terminator Salvation


#11384 ᴾᴾᴹ Shuffle Spy 7309

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Posted 10 January 2017 - 08:29 PM

8:07 PM - Corp.fox: WHO R U?

8:10 PM - Corp.fox: WHO R U?

 

When I read this, I think of the Spongebob episode where Patrick says, "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?"



#11385 Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 09:52 AM

Right Enjoy

Please don't read if Gay Humour will trigger you, Note I'm not Gay or Homophobic! Enjoy

 

ѕιи | trade.tf: ay, want an unu suggestion req?
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Sure :D
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Hey bud
ѕιи | trade.tf: hai
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Well It's up to you
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Clyde rquested one recently and I haven;t done that XD
ѕιи | trade.tf: I want u to price circling peace sign hallmark
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Okay
ѕιи | trade.tf: nvm dont do it
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: I can try
ѕιи | trade.tf: no recent sales on it
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Okay
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: XD
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Ahahaha
ѕιи | trade.tf: lmao
ѕιи | trade.tf: I guess an unsod wll be my mini
ѕιи | trade.tf: ez pz
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: I've noticed you have been raking it in
ѕιи | trade.tf: yeah, ive lacked a computer
ѕιи | trade.tf: being grounded sucks :P
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: ~30 Keys?
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: XD
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: How long did it take for you to get to brown belt?
ѕιи | trade.tf: umm, 3 months?
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Nice :D
ѕιи | trade.tf: I didnt do unusual suggestions so it was fairly easy then
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: I suppose
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Still the belt doesn't lie senpai
ѕιи | trade.tf: eh
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Hue are a brun belt no matter what
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Just focus on your inner peace
ѕιи | trade.tf: that is tru
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Shit now I'm reciting Kung Fu panda
ѕιи | trade.tf: this isnt yoga lmao
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: It should be
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: I'll go get my Sparkly pink yoga pants :D
ѕιи | trade.tf: oh no ;-;
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: I understand yours are silver and have sequins?
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: It's YOGA TIME
ѕιи | trade.tf: ya know what we need
ѕιи | trade.tf: a belt at 10,000 suggestions
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Lube?
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Oh okay
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: XD
ѕιи | trade.tf: no WTF LEMON XD
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Ahahahhaaha
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: I'm practically crying right now
ѕιи | trade.tf: jesus christ
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Scared you for ever XD
ѕιи | trade.tf: the fact that you said it so fast too worries me
ѕιи | trade.tf is now Away.
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: XD
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Gay humour comes quickly to me
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: I do it to my friends all the time
ѕιи | trade.tf is now Online.
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: I'm not gay btw
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Honest
ѕιи | trade.tf: LOL
ѕιи | trade.tf: I also closed steam accidentally just now
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: XD
ѕιи | trade.tf: I clicked ctrl q on accident
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Nailed it
ѕιи | trade.tf: im saving this entire conversation now
ѕιи | trade.tf: ever since lube
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Fuck sake
ѕιи | trade.tf: and moving it
ѕιи | trade.tf: to forums
ѕιи | trade.tf: as we speak D
ѕιи | trade.tf: xD
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: You might wanna record furtherup
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: HI MOM
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Don't come upsatirs
ѕιи | trade.tf: nah I lost the rest cause I ctrl q'ed
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: XD
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Basically me and Sin own yoga pants
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Mine = Pink + Glitter (Inspired by Gary)
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Sin's = Silver + Sequins
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Mom don't come upstairs I'm busy fapping over my new shiny brown belt
ѕιи | trade.tf: u gonna explain the enture convo to the forumers rn?
ѕιи | trade.tf: entire*
ѕιи | trade.tf: lmao
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Well In short I just did
ѕιи | trade.tf: ok cool
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: :D
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Ah this will be fun
ѕιи | trade.tf: copy paste this into best steam convos nowfor meh plz
ѕιи | trade.tf: im making unusual suggests ;-;
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Me?
ѕιи | trade.tf: yes u
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: Ah okay
ѕιи | trade.tf: lel
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: The whole thing?
ѕιи | trade.tf: yeah fuck it why not
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: XD
Eazy Peazy Squeezy Lemons: I guess if I have to
ѕιи | trade.tf: yeah u have to ;)

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#11386 ѕιи

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 10:09 AM

 

-snip-

 

 

I've been scarred ;-;


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ѕιи: dude 
ѕιи: if trading is drug dealing 
Captainmalaysia14 #TeamHeavy: ? 
ѕιи: anyone who uses bots is el chapo 
ѕιи: all the work gets done outside the cell xd 
Captainmalaysia14 #TeamHeavy: LOL
 
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#11387 Zeus_Junior

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 02:05 PM

 

-snipe-

 

Gay humour best humour


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#11388 42isTooShort

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 02:44 PM

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He added me first, I said hello, he never responded, but shortly after he sent me this offer. I was at work but he canceled it an hour later.

I rarely get this kind of attention.


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#11389 SpotlightR

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 09:20 PM

straw: what movie
MADE A MOVIE WITH GUCCI JACUZZI: Rocky 4
straw is now Offline.

You're a clever one, you.


#11390 Jarool

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 03:17 AM

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#11391 Vinny Victory

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 08:06 AM

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 08:22 AM

After I add back that prick, he comes at me with this: f30aec951cc84d18b9790e740a967a61.jpg



#11393 HarryG

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 11:44 AM

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Additionally, he has all the people I look for on his friends list when I play a little game called "Spot The Dumb Profit Trader"


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I Am The Definitive King of Red Text

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#11394 Teeny Tiny Cat

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Posted 15 January 2017 - 12:27 PM

harry, what does my friends list say about me?



#11395 Corpfox

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Posted 15 January 2017 - 08:41 PM

Sunday, January 15, 2017
8:26 PM - Corp.fox: hi, need something?
8:27 PM - Harambe the gorilla: wwhat do you mean
8:27 PM - Harambe the gorilla is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
8:28 PM - Corp.fox: u added me y?
8:28 PM - Harambe the gorilla is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
8:29 PM - Harambe the gorilla: you still here
8:29 PM - Harambe the gorilla: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
8:29 PM - Corp.fox: what do u need?
8:29 PM - Harambe the gorilla: what do you mean
8:29 PM - Corp.fox: again, y u add me?
8:30 PM - Harambe the gorilla: i just want someone to play with on gmod
8:30 PM - Corp.fox: and y did u pick me?
8:30 PM - Harambe the gorilla: u look like you haqve gmod
8:30 PM - Corp.fox: where?
8:31 PM - Harambe the gorilla: gmod
8:31 PM - Corp.fox: i dont even own the game...
8:31 PM - Harambe the gorilla: oh
8:31 PM - Harambe the gorilla: unfreind
8:31 PM - Corp.fox: fail on ur part
8:32 PM - Harambe the gorilla is now Offline.
 


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What is it that makes us Human?  Its not something that you can program.  You can't put it in a chip.  Its the strength of a human heart, the difference between us and machines.  Marcus Wright; Terminator Salvation


#11396 HarryG

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Posted 15 January 2017 - 10:16 PM

harry, what does my friends list say about me?

Even though it's more useful to have mods that like me and answer my questions, I guess have no problem saying that your friends list says you are  ▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓  ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓and worst of all, British. 


I Am The Definitive King of Red Text

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#11397 HarryG

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Posted 16 January 2017 - 09:38 PM

Here's an interesting one. 

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Could you tell that near the end he looked up synonyms for "dickhead"


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I Am The Definitive King of Red Text

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#11398 Ravenholmzombies

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 02:16 AM

Here's an interesting one. 

I had him add me too yesterday after your Red Text. Maybe it was out of spite?


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Posted 17 January 2017 - 04:29 PM

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#11400 HarryG

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 05:19 PM

I had him add me too yesterday after your Red Text. Maybe it was out of spite?

People do tend to add you for that reason after I upset them, so that makes more sense. Remember Karl BVB twice? Or A L I E N K I Y at least one of those times? Or 007_remix?


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