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#21 ste113rjay

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 03:58 PM

4:57 PM - ste113rjay: Pussy, do you get it?
4:57 PM - BigSnack: i dont get pussy
4:57 PM - BigSnack: I AM PUSSY
4:57 PM - ste113rjay: No your a penis
4:57 PM - ste113rjay: because you are what you eat :3.
 


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#22 Sheep

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 05:38 PM

Never tell your password to anyone.
[ΦΣ] Sheep: My butt hurts
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: hot
[ΦΣ] Sheep: lewd
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: and gay
[ΦΣ] Sheep: i'm gay
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: what the HELL man
[ΦΣ] Sheep: anal pleasure
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: do you suck cocks?
[ΦΣ] Sheep: yep
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: i dont know waht to say
[ΦΣ] Sheep: good
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: ):
[ΦΣ] Sheep: :3
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: so whats the dealio dweeb
[ΦΣ] Sheep: I don't know i just wanted to add you
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: why
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: nohomo here dude
[ΦΣ] Sheep: i know but you seemed cool
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: cool as HELL bruh
[ΦΣ] Sheep: yah
[ΦΣ] Sheep: I'm also cool
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: and gay
[ΦΣ] Sheep: yeah
[ΦΣ] Sheep: do they cancel eachother out?
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: yes
[ΦΣ] Sheep: darn
[ΦΣ] Sheep: well i'm not as cool as i thought i was then
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: i guess so


#23 Qusk

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 07:13 PM

ra2003: you are girl?
Dusk: no
ra2003: ok
 

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#24 ✔ P I X E L A T E D ✔

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 08:57 AM

Dang! I've had some funny chats, but never screenshot them! Some from stupid scammers or people who forget why they added me.



#25 ste113rjay

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 02:50 PM

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
3:49 PM - ste113rjay: hey hey hey
3:49 PM - ste113rjay: hey
3:49 PM - ste113rjay: wanna hear a joke
3:49 PM - Bu is now Offline.
3:49 PM - Bu is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
3:49 PM - ste113rjay: fuck you too
 


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Posted 19 March 2013 - 03:19 PM

5:40 PM - KACPERr: i want grey paint
5:40 PM - KACPERr: but i have 1.66
5:40 PM - KACPERr: :/
5:40 PM - cancerous andy: why did you add me
5:41 PM - KACPERr: so u not sell me paint?
5:41 PM - cancerous andy: why would I sell it for 1.66?
5:42 PM - KACPERr: u have any offert?
5:43 PM - KACPERr: for 2 ref?
5:43 PM - cancerous andy: I've sold a few for 2 ref.
5:43 PM - KACPERr: ok
5:44 PM - cancerous andy: thanks for just wasting my time..
5:44 PM - KACPERr: wait
5:44 PM - cancerous andy: what?
5:44 PM - KACPERr: srat XD
5:44 PM - KACPERr is now Offline.
 


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#27 Ryoudji

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 04:16 PM

Never tell your password to anyone.
[ΦΣ] Sheep: My butt hurts
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: hot
[ΦΣ] Sheep: lewd
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: and gay
[ΦΣ] Sheep: i'm gay
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: what the HELL man
[ΦΣ] Sheep: anal pleasure
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: do you suck cocks?
[ΦΣ] Sheep: yep
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: i dont know waht to say
[ΦΣ] Sheep: good
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: ):
[ΦΣ] Sheep: :3
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: so whats the dealio dweeb
[ΦΣ] Sheep: I don't know i just wanted to add you
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: why
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: nohomo here dude
[ΦΣ] Sheep: i know but you seemed cool
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: cool as HELL bruh
[ΦΣ] Sheep: yah
[ΦΣ] Sheep: I'm also cool
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: and gay
[ΦΣ] Sheep: yeah
[ΦΣ] Sheep: do they cancel eachother out?
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: yes
[ΦΣ] Sheep: darn
[ΦΣ] Sheep: well i'm not as cool as i thought i was then
Avenger;Sperg the Fool: i guess so

omg ur so cool and hot, totally lewd



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Posted 19 March 2013 - 04:31 PM

omg ur so cool and hot, totally lewd

thankz



#29 Ryoudji

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 05:08 PM

thankz

im rock hard lets erp somday ;33333



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Posted 20 March 2013 - 05:30 PM

so i wonder where that post went


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#31 Ryoudji

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 05:36 PM

so i wonder where that post went

this comment is a comment


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#32 Sheep

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 05:51 PM

so i wonder where that post went

Wut



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Posted 20 March 2013 - 06:27 PM

I have no idea why people add me to buy my rainblower because they see this: http://backpack.tf/vote/741/11/0 As you can see on the highest activity panel, my name shows. Some people think it means I'm trading it.



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Posted 20 March 2013 - 06:29 PM


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Posted 21 March 2013 - 12:09 AM

lukecandy: hello
[scrap.tf] Scrapta Clause: Hiya
You cannot trade with [scrap.tf] Scrapta Clause because they are currently trading with someone else.
lukecandy: trade me
[scrap.tf] Scrapta Clause: I will trade with you, but you have to do it from scrap.tf
lukecandy: Sorry but my command interpreter doesn't have a response for that.
[scrap.tf] Scrapta Clause: It's okay.
 
so sympathetic, lol

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I am giving up TF2, you guys were really cool but after I have sold everything I won't be seen around here much more... I might be on steam like once or twice a week to do some casual gaming but eh. Cya dudes - Luke

 

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#36 Julia Gillard the Honest

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 04:53 AM

I just had a bit of an interesting conversation.

Julia Gillard the Honest: Hello?
Anonymous Benefactor: hey there
Anonymous Benefactor: I am here to ask for your help
Anonymous Benefactor: sorry for not contacting you with my real account, but the friends list is full :s
Julia Gillard the Honest: I'm sorry but do I know you?
Anonymous Benefactor: I'm afraid not
Anonymous Benefactor: at least I don't think so
Anonymous Benefactor: to be honest, I don't know you either
Anonymous Benefactor: but I'm here to ask for your help anyway
Julia Gillard the Honest: Okay but what kind of help exactly?
Anonymous Benefactor: I saw that you have backpack.tf premium
Anonymous Benefactor: I currently need the help of someone who has backpack.tf premium
Anonymous Benefactor: because Brad Pitt is too busy atm
Julia Gillard the Honest: Oh I see. I understand what you're after and if it was up to me I wouldn't mind helping but I don't think that I should because it's his database and I don't have permission to share it.
Julia Gillard the Honest: Sorry that I can't help.
Anonymous Benefactor: I'm friends with him, for instance
Anonymous Benefactor: well, my real account is
Anonymous Benefactor: but, yeah, he's too busy to help me atm
Anonymous Benefactor: helped fix bazaar.tf yesterday
Anonymous Benefactor: currently looking for people who are capable of helping me out
Julia Gillard the Honest: Okay but I'm not going to distribute someone else's work without his permission. I'm sorry but it's illegal in my country. I'll be happy to help if/after he agrees.
Anonymous Benefactor: hmn
Anonymous Benefactor: all I would have been asking for was two or three item searches
Julia Gillard the Honest: Have you tried TF2 Unusual-Hat-Search?
Anonymous Benefactor: not unusuals
Anonymous Benefactor: I have manually checked roughly 2100 backpacks in the past 4 days
Anonymous Benefactor: by hand
Anonymous Benefactor: I was unable to find what I was looking for
Julia Gillard the Honest: If you're not after unusuals then you won't have too much competition so don't worry too much; they'll still be available when you can talk to Brad.
Anonymous Benefactor: I couldn't care less about unusuals
Anonymous Benefactor: anyway, thank you for your time
Julia Gillard the Honest: Good luck in your search. Don't worry; the items will still be available when you can access the database.
Anonymous Benefactor is now Offline.
Anonymous Benefactor: of course they will

 

 

I wasn't sure about how to help this person so basically didn't. Does anyone know what I should have done here? He remained polite and friendly but, as I said in it, what he was asking for is illegal in my country without permission. I certainly don't plan to start using premium searches for other people but I really wasn't expecting anyone to ever ask.



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Posted 21 March 2013 - 12:54 PM

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I lol'd hard at this


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#38 Woifilicious

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:01 PM

I just had a bit of an interesting conversation.

 

 

I wasn't sure about how to help this person so basically didn't. Does anyone know what I should have done here? He remained polite and friendly but, as I said in it, what he was asking for is illegal in my country without permission. I certainly don't plan to start using premium searches for other people but I really wasn't expecting anyone to ever ask.

Someone asked about a specific craft number too once. Nothing special like #1375 or something like that. I was playing so I told him maybe later but he found the item in the meantime. I wouldn't have a problem with sharing a few things to be honest. Of course it all depends on the situation.


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Posted 21 March 2013 - 03:09 PM

Yes! I got another!

 

 

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No trade happened.


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Posted 22 March 2013 - 08:23 AM

lol

 

 

Me: hey
Him is now Away.
Him is now Online.
Me: yo
Him: WAT
Him: WHO
Him: WHO U?
Him: ME
Him: U
Me: You adde me
Him: WERE
Him: WAT
Him: o
Him: hold one
Him: Hold
Me: sure
Him: on
Him: 1 sec
Him: o yea
Him: now i know
Him: i have a ques for u
Him: how the fuck
Me: k
Him: u get
Him: ur bp
Me: ???
Him: ur tf2 back pack
Me: rephrase the question
Him: How
Him: did
Him: u
Him: get
Him: so much shit
Me: idling
Me: trading
Him: Well
Him: for idling
Him: i have a ques
Him: if i idle
Him: 1 day straight
Him: how many items
Me: no you dont get banned/caught
Him: can i get?
Me: 8-12 items/week/account\
Him: Ah
Him: um
Him: and why u have so much
Him: vintage dalks
Me: becuase I bought them all with metal
Me: its fun
Him: well um
Him: how much metal
Him: u pay?
Me: .33 each
Him: And lastly
Him: would u like to buy
Him: a hat
Me: wat hat
Him:


Me: 1.33
Him: well
Him: it is a crafted
Him: bro
Me: I dont buy hats ac tually
Me: sry
Him: ?
Him: why
Him: well
Him: wat do u buy mate?
Me: chocolate
Me: unusuals
Him: How much would u pay
Him: for 100 choco
Me: plain or vintage
Me: I dont erally need plain
Him: Vintage
Me: id pay 33.33 refined + some sweets
Him: Holy
Him: shit
Him: I will
Him: brb
Him: ima go
Him: to warehous
Him: i have around
Him: 20k points
Him: on tf2 warehouse
Him: lol
Him: so
Him: how much
Him: per choco
Me: .33
Me: refined
Him: so
Me: 1 reclaimed
Me: 3 for 1 refined
Him: wow
Him: 1 rec a peice
Him: thats not that bad actually
Him: i can supply u
Him: weekly
Him: if anything
Me: I already buy from tf2wh
Me: I bought 30 last night
Him: so
Him: thats
Him: 6 for a key
Him: right?
Me: no
Me: key = 3.5-3.66 now
Him: so thats
Me: id pay a key for 10-11
Him: Ah
Him: so
Him: what got u
Him: hooked on
Him: choco
Me: v sandviches were already being colelcted
Me: so i picked chocolate instead
Him: lol
Him: anything eles
Him: u collecting?
Me: nop
Him: well
Him: orginally
Him: added u to sell a hat
Him: but
Him: sold it earlier
Me: what kind, plain or unusual
Him: unusual
Him: western wear
Him: with ghost
Me: who did you sell it too :)
Him: my friend
Him: Cpt.duck
Him: He put it
Him: in his secret account
Him: and i put my payment
Him: in secret
Him: got 3 buds
Him: 20 keys
Him: :)
Me: cool ,thats more than I would have payed ^^
Me: Im just looking for cheap stuff anyway
Him: Well
Him: u gutta start buying heavy pocket hitters
Him: they will always be worth its cost
Him: u know
Him: my friend tho
Him: i will tell u
Him: i have a friend
Him: that has
Him: the most
Him: COSTLY
Him: hat
Him: EVE
Him: like worth ur bp
Him: x
Him: 1000
Me: wow what hat is it
Him: its
Him: a hat
Him: that no ones eles
Him: has
Him: because it was patched
Him: he has
Him: a unusual
Him: bill
Him: with ghosts
Him: it is worth
Him: 500 buds
Him: 1000 keys
Him: no one eles but few have it
Him: cause if u went back
Him: to tf2
Him: with this hat
Him: in ur bp
Him: is goes away
Me: well have a nice day bro
Him: u to mate
Him: hold on
Him: nvm
Him: lol
Him: bye
Him is now Offline.

 

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