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[PRG] MrFish291: So anyway, I've been neglecting to play the Pyro class, mainly because I'm no good at it. Any maps in perticuar you'd suggest to help me get better at it?
[PRG] Vince: Um....
[PRG] Vince: Uh...
[PRG] Vince: Well, there's...
[PRG] Vince: Uh....
[PRG] Vince: I dunno.
[PRG] MrFish291: Oh, right. You don't play normal maps.
[PRG] MrFish291: XD

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1:38 AM - Spyromancer ~~<==3: and you don't feel anything in what sense?
1:38 AM - redban: i told you
1:39 AM - redban: like
1:39 AM - redban: we were having a real passionate kiss and what not
1:39 AM - redban: and during it
1:39 AM - redban: i started remembering a sick airshot i got earlier
1:39 AM - redban: LOL
1:39 AM - Spyromancer ~~<==3: ROFL
1:39 AM - redban: i instantly got a boner

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My profile says that my location is in Afghanistan and when people add me from out post for trades and stuff they are like "Oh, cool, are you from afghanistan?" and I'm just like "yea" and tell them all my stories about my uncle Osama Bin Laden.

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I'm currently trying to get a delivery from a TF2Shop bot. It keeps cancelling the trade immediately before completion. Below is the conversation so far. After I post this, I'm going to go to bed and try again later.

 

Never tell your password to anyone.
TF2Shop - Storage Five: Sorry, but you do not seem to be a TF2Shop.net customer.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has declined your trade request.
TF2Shop - Storage Five: Hello, your TF2Shop order is now ready. Please send me a trade request when you are ready to receive your order.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
You cannot trade with TF2Shop - Storage Five because they are currently trading with someone else.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.
TF2Shop - Storage Five has accepted your request to trade.

 

EDIT: 82 minutes so far. :P That bot's a bit broken.

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Don't have a screenshot of it, but it was great (in summation):

Him: I'd like to buy 5 Earbuds with Cash

Me: $180 USD sent as gift and you pay any fees which may occur for 5 Buds.

Him: Ok

Him: Sent (Still haven't sent him my Paypal email)

 

...Scammers are such clever people, aren't they?

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Don't have a screenshot of it, but it was great (in summation):

Him: I'd like to buy 5 Earbuds with Cash

Me: $180 USD sent as gift and you pay any fees which may occur for 5 Buds.

Him: Ok

Him: Sent (Still haven't sent him my Paypal email)

 

...Scammers are such clever people, aren't they?

 

 

SMARTEST SCAMMER ALIVE

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Me: hey
Him is now Away.
Him is now Online.
Me: yo
Him: WAT
Him: WHO
Him: WHO U?
Him: ME
Him: U
Me: You adde me
Him: WERE
Him: WAT
Him: o
Him: hold one
Him: Hold
Me: sure
Him: on
Him: 1 sec
Him: o yea
Him: now i know
Him: i have a ques for u
Him: how the fuck
Me: k
Him: u get
Him: ur bp
Me: ???
Him: ur tf2 back pack
Me: rephrase the question
Him: How
Him: did
Him: u
Him: get
Him: so much shit
Me: idling
Me: trading
Him: Well
Him: for idling
Him: i have a ques
Him: if i idle
Him: 1 day straight
Him: how many items
Me: no you dont get banned/caught
Him: can i get?
Me: 8-12 items/week/account\
Him: Ah
Him: um
Him: and why u have so much
Him: vintage dalks
Me: becuase I bought them all with metal
Me: its fun
Him: well um
Him: how much metal
Him: u pay?
Me: .33 each
Him: And lastly
Him: would u like to buy
Him: a hat
Me: wat hat
Him:


Me: 1.33
Him: well
Him: it is a crafted
Him: bro
Me: I dont buy hats ac tually
Me: sry
Him: ?
Him: why
Him: well
Him: wat do u buy mate?
Me: chocolate
Me: unusuals
Him: How much would u pay
Him: for 100 choco
Me: plain or vintage
Me: I dont erally need plain
Him: Vintage
Me: id pay 33.33 refined + some sweets
Him: Holy
Him: shit
Him: I will
Him: brb
Him: ima go
Him: to warehous
Him: i have around
Him: 20k points
Him: on tf2 warehouse
Him: lol
Him: so
Him: how much
Him: per choco
Me: .33
Me: refined
Him: so
Me: 1 reclaimed
Me: 3 for 1 refined
Him: wow
Him: 1 rec a peice
Him: thats not that bad actually
Him: i can supply u
Him: weekly
Him: if anything
Me: I already buy from tf2wh
Me: I bought 30 last night
Him: so
Him: thats
Him: 6 for a key
Him: right?
Me: no
Me: key = 3.5-3.66 now
Him: so thats
Me: id pay a key for 10-11
Him: Ah
Him: so
Him: what got u
Him: hooked on
Him: choco
Me: v sandviches were already being colelcted
Me: so i picked chocolate instead
Him: lol
Him: anything eles
Him: u collecting?
Me: nop
Him: well
Him: orginally
Him: added u to sell a hat
Him: but
Him: sold it earlier
Me: what kind, plain or unusual
Him: unusual
Him: western wear
Him: with ghost
Me: who did you sell it too 
Him: my friend
Him: Cpt.duck
Him: He put it
Him: in his secret account
Him: and i put my payment
Him: in secret
Him: got 3 buds
Him: 20 keys
Him: 
Me: cool ,thats more than I would have payed ^^
Me: Im just looking for cheap stuff anyway
Him: Well
Him: u gutta start buying heavy pocket hitters
Him: they will always be worth its cost
Him: u know
Him: my friend tho
Him: i will tell u
Him: i have a friend
Him: that has
Him: the most
Him: COSTLY
Him: hat
Him: EVE
Him: like worth ur bp
Him: x
Him: 1000
Me: wow what hat is it
Him: its
Him: a hat
Him: that no ones eles
Him: has
Him: because it was patched
Him: he has
Him: a unusual
Him: bill
Him: with ghosts
Him: it is worth
Him: 500 buds
Him: 1000 keys
Him: no one eles but few have it
Him: cause if u went back
Him: to tf2
Him: with this hat
Him: in ur bp
Him: is goes away
Me: well have a nice day bro
Him: u to mate
Him: hold on
Him: nvm
Him: lol
Him: bye
Him is now Offline.
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Me: hey
Him is now Away.
Him is now Online.
Me: yo
Him: WAT
Him: WHO
Him: WHO U?
Him: ME
Him: U
Me: You adde me
Him: WERE
Him: WAT
Him: o
Him: hold one
Him: Hold
Me: sure
Him: on
Him: 1 sec
Him: o yea
Him: now i know
Him: i have a ques for u
Him: how the fuck
Me: k
Him: u get
Him: ur bp
Me: ???
Him: ur tf2 back pack
Me: rephrase the question
Him: How
Him: did
Him: u
Him: get
Him: so much shit
Me: idling
Me: trading
Him: Well
Him: for idling
Him: i have a ques
Him: if i idle
Him: 1 day straight
Him: how many items
Me: no you dont get banned/caught
Him: can i get?
Me: 8-12 items/week/account\
Him: Ah
Him: um
Him: and why u have so much
Him: vintage dalks
Me: becuase I bought them all with metal
Me: its fun
Him: well um
Him: how much metal
Him: u pay?
Me: .33 each
Him: And lastly
Him: would u like to buy
Him: a hat
Me: wat hat
Him:


Me: 1.33
Him: well
Him: it is a crafted
Him: bro
Me: I dont buy hats ac tually
Me: sry
Him: ?
Him: why
Him: well
Him: wat do u buy mate?
Me: chocolate
Me: unusuals
Him: How much would u pay
Him: for 100 choco
Me: plain or vintage
Me: I dont erally need plain
Him: Vintage
Me: id pay 33.33 refined + some sweets
Him: Holy
Him: shit
Him: I will
Him: brb
Him: ima go
Him: to warehous
Him: i have around
Him: 20k points
Him: on tf2 warehouse
Him: lol
Him: so
Him: how much
Him: per choco
Me: .33
Me: refined
Him: so
Me: 1 reclaimed
Me: 3 for 1 refined
Him: wow
Him: 1 rec a peice
Him: thats not that bad actually
Him: i can supply u
Him: weekly
Him: if anything
Me: I already buy from tf2wh
Me: I bought 30 last night
Him: so
Him: thats
Him: 6 for a key
Him: right?
Me: no
Me: key = 3.5-3.66 now
Him: so thats
Me: id pay a key for 10-11
Him: Ah
Him: so
Him: what got u
Him: hooked on
Him: choco
Me: v sandviches were already being colelcted
Me: so i picked chocolate instead
Him: lol
Him: anything eles
Him: u collecting?
Me: nop
Him: well
Him: orginally
Him: added u to sell a hat
Him: but
Him: sold it earlier
Me: what kind, plain or unusual
Him: unusual
Him: western wear
Him: with ghost
Me: who did you sell it too 
Him: my friend
Him: Cpt.duck
Him: He put it
Him: in his secret account
Him: and i put my payment
Him: in secret
Him: got 3 buds
Him: 20 keys
Him: 
Me: cool ,thats more than I would have payed ^^
Me: Im just looking for cheap stuff anyway
Him: Well
Him: u gutta start buying heavy pocket hitters
Him: they will always be worth its cost
Him: u know
Him: my friend tho
Him: i will tell u
Him: i have a friend
Him: that has
Him: the most
Him: COSTLY
Him: hat
Him: EVE
Him: like worth ur bp
Him: x
Him: 1000
Me: wow what hat is it
Him: its
Him: a hat
Him: that no ones eles
Him: has
Him: because it was patched
Him: he has
Him: a unusual
Him: bill
Him: with ghosts
Him: it is worth
Him: 500 buds
Him: 1000 keys
Him: no one eles but few have it
Him: cause if u went back
Him: to tf2
Him: with this hat
Him: in ur bp
Him: is goes away
Me: well have a nice day bro
Him: u to mate
Him: hold on
Him: nvm
Him: lol
Him: bye
Him is now Offline.

lol

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4:57 PM - ste113rjay: Pussy, do you get it?

4:57 PM - BigSnack: i dont get pussy

4:57 PM - BigSnack: I AM PUSSY

4:57 PM - ste113rjay: No your a penis

4:57 PM - ste113rjay: because you are what you eat :3.

 

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Never tell your password to anyone.

[ΦΣ] Sheep: My butt hurts

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: hot

[ΦΣ] Sheep: lewd

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: and gay

[ΦΣ] Sheep: i'm gay

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: what the HELL man

[ΦΣ] Sheep: anal pleasure

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: do you suck cocks?

[ΦΣ] Sheep: yep

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: i dont know waht to say

[ΦΣ] Sheep: good

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: ):

[ΦΣ] Sheep: :3

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: so whats the dealio dweeb

[ΦΣ] Sheep: I don't know i just wanted to add you

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: why

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: nohomo here dude

[ΦΣ] Sheep: i know but you seemed cool

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: cool as HELL bruh

[ΦΣ] Sheep: yah

[ΦΣ] Sheep: I'm also cool

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: and gay

[ΦΣ] Sheep: yeah

[ΦΣ] Sheep: do they cancel eachother out?

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: yes

[ΦΣ] Sheep: darn

[ΦΣ] Sheep: well i'm not as cool as i thought i was then

Avenger;Sperg the Fool: i guess so
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Dang! I've had some funny chats, but never screenshot them! Some from stupid scammers or people who forget why they added me.

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Never tell your password to anyone.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

3:49 PM - ste113rjay: hey hey hey

3:49 PM - ste113rjay: hey

3:49 PM - ste113rjay: wanna hear a joke

3:49 PM - Bu is now Offline.

3:49 PM - Bu is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

3:49 PM - ste113rjay: fuck you too

 

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