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Write a Poem About the Previous Person's favourite class


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Title. For example, if the person above me's fav. class was Pyro, I'd do something like this:

 

Soldiers are Red

Pyros are Blu

Put them together,

Get S+M2

 

My favourite class is Pyro.

 

Have fun

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degreasers are red

flare guns are blu

if you use the reserve shooter

fuck you

 

fav class demo

 

edit: I know my poem is kinda bad soz

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Snipers are bad.

You should be sad.

There are those who fail.

And those who succeed.

 

I know nothing about you.

Maybe you are average.

Maybe you are the laughing stock.

 

All I know...

Is that you play an Australian New Zealand Hitman that kills with piss.

That is all I know, and that is all I will ever know.

 

(By the way, Naomi Shibhab Nye told me poems don't have to rhyme.)

 

My favourite class is the Medic.

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medics are gr8

but only if they can play

you look like a good medic m8

but if you're bad then fu, mkay?

 

BEST.POEM.EU.

 

I DON'T HAVE A FAVOURITE CLASS

ill go with the spy

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The pyro,

 

mysterious, elusive you may even say somewhat abusive.

 

Nah he is a great friend to one and all, until he sets you on fire then you bawl.

 

He loves everything cute and lovely, we introduced him to youtube it made him happy.

 

But poor pyro couldn't speak, not a single word, not a tiny peek.

 

The internet mocked him for this, until one day he said "I will send you to the abyss!"

 

He killed all of the internet trolls and became a hero, and then he killed everyone which made him a zero

 

Pyro in the end was lonely and all, until he killed himself with a big cannon ball.

 

 

The end.

 

 

Demo iz me fav

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He's got the skills,

To hit the pills,

Against all players wills,

Get the kills,

To pay the bills,

While living,

In the hills.

 

Spy my fav.

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Scooty Booty

name is quiet fruity

 

Fave is sniper

Snipin' is a good job mate!

Some people disagree, but I'd rate it eight out of eight

 

Some are shot in the head and put on their deathbed

While others are doused in my yellow spread.

 

I'm not a crazed gunman, I swear!

Accuse me again, and you'll be struck with my menacing glare!

 

(There's a few references there, hopefully you'll get then :3)

My mains are Sniper, Scout and Soldier(Also my comp mains :3) Pick any one of them <3

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reserved for CitriCat

 

Scout, soldier and Sniper, oh what fine classes indeed,

Scout is fast, Soldier is a blast and Sniper will make you a thing of the past.

each unique, fun and dangerous, they always strive to suceed.

If they were to fight, it would be 2 birds with one Machina for the snipin' everlast.

 

my fav is spyro 

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reserved for CitriCat
 
Scout, soldier and Sniper, oh what fine classes indeed,
Scout is fast, Soldier is a blast and Sniper will make you a thing of the past.
each unique, fun and dangerous, they always strive to suceed.
If they were to fight, it would be 2 birds with one Machina for the snipin' everlast.
 
my fav is spyro 

 

Spy with a damn knife

Coming up to backstab me

He was free to play

 

Favaboo is skout

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I was walking threw the city street,

when a heavy walks up to me and tells me about the latest sandvich,

i took it and threw it on the GRRRROUUUUNNNDDD

I'M  NOT GONNA BE PART OF ILLUMINATU YOUR SYSTEM!

I was walking to my favorite hotbonk stand,

he walks up to me and says : you come here all the time! here's one for free!

i said maaaaannn what i look like? a charity case? 

i took it and threw it on the GRRRROOOOUNNNDDD!

I'M NOT GONNA BE PART OF ILLUMINATI YOUR SYSTEM8!

I was walking threw the farmers market with my so called "gf"

she says : It's my dad (And hands her cellphone)

Maaaan! this ain't my dad! this is a CELLPHONE!

I took it and threw it on the GRRROOOOOUUUUNNNNDDDD!

I'M NOT GONNA BE PART OF ILLUMINATI YOUR SYSTE8TIE!

These bp.tf admins don't wanne give me their autograph?

GRRRROOOOUUUUNNNDDDD

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