Wooden House Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 there are a lot of reasons someone in tf2 would want to be rich, why? so when you go on trade servers you can be complimented on your hats. that is it. there are a lot of rich tf2 players out there right now, like myself i am the richest of the rich. since im so fucking rich im going to tell you how i got rich in a detailed guide. if you follow this guide you'll be rich in 4 weeks just like those ads you see on porn. part 1: new trading if you're a new trader do these things buy weapons off the mann co store its easier to buy them from people. there's no haggling or bullshit. you get your weapon instantly also. your weapon also can't be used in crafting so you'll never have to worry about accidentally crafting your weapons. buy hats off the mann co store or wear a mann co cap. you cant play tf2 without a hat. hats are why you are reading this guide. hats are the only reason anyone plays tf2 anymore. so buy hats off the mann co store. you dont have to deal with casuals with stupid craftable hats, you can just buy them. sell for 50% lower than backpack.tf price backpack.tf prices are 2x as much as what your item is actually worth. so sell for half as much as that price. if you have a painted hat, subtract 50% from the already discounted price. your item should come out to 25% of backpack.tf price. part 2: trading if you have a good amount of items already, or if you've done part one and now you're on part to of my guide, then this part of the guide is for you. sign up on outpost.com outpost is a quick, fun and easy way to sell and trade your items. there will be a separate part of the guide dedicated to outpost. the price other people are asking for their item, is always how much it is worth. tf2 community is a very honest community and they always tell you and sell for exactly how much their item is worth. always give a 1 key tip for fast trades, this is trade etiquette. weapons are easier to sell than hats if someone offers you weapons on your hats, take these. these are easy to sell. these are also good for making scrap. scrap is what you use to buy more weapons. weapons are key. part 3: unusual trading if you have a valuable backpack, or if you have finished part 1 and 2 of my guide, this section is for you. buy all your unusuals from the steam market place. these are where high tier and rich people like myself get their items. its also the fastest way to get unusuals, you dont have to wait for other people. waiting is bad always buy gifted unusuals gifted unusuals are worth 1 key more because giftwrap is worth 1 key and someone used giftwrap to give it to someone else. always pay more for duped unusuals this is common knowledge. duped stands for dreally ugood pdeal efor dyou profile rep if you are going to do a paypal transaction profile rep means everything, profile rep is what makes them trustworthy, 3+ profile reps means you go first part 4: (optional) this part is for the website tf2 outpost. always pay b/o and give them a tip b/o is their buy out price. no 1 likes a lowballer so give them a tip also if their trade says "DONOTADDME" add them they are seeing how bad you want their items so when you add them they know you want their items really bad, and they wont block you and -rep you. if someone says pure only they mean pure unusuals so offer unusuals. if someone says "nty" this means add me and offer me in 10 minutes because i have to take the trash out follow these steps and you will have unusuals and be rich and have ncie stuff am i gonna get in trouble for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knavesmith Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I was expecting this to be a troll thread because of uncapitalized letters and the number 2. I was right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shisno Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 You should make a guide on steam about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooden House Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 You should make a guide on steam about this. great idea http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=292952663 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NecroTed Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 "Got my butt stuck in my toaster and it hurts, but it kinda worked: 1337/420" - IGN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euphoria Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 10/10 VERY USEFUL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaccinated Autist Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 the instructions weren't clear enough i got my scattergun stuck in the bread bite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gut Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I am now a successful trader. I am the owner of 3 major companies and own a mansion on a remote island in the pacific. Thank you so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LookAtMyChicken Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 How 2 be a gud trader. Set up trade offers. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misery. Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 how 2 be a successful trader? be greedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peedo bear Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 How to be a good trader buy hats with Weapons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curly Brace Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 but what about these super rare weapons called "Vintage"??? These must be worth lots cause you can't get them anymore. An I think I have a glitch item!!! Is called a Vintage Tyrolean, but it has the yellow color to it :00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitteh #Everybodys Friend Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 am i gonna get in trouble for this Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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