Jakey-Boo Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Couple 'O Questions 4 ye 1. What would happen if Valve removed trading? 2. What would happen if Valve added an Oribiting Gaben effect? 3. What would happen if Valve added Unusual weapons? 4. What would happen if Valve made every hat a misc? 5. What would happen if Valve removed all hats/miscs? 6. What would happen if Valve VAC Banned anyone who has premium (or whatever the name is) on Outpost? 7. What would happen if Valve removed Unusual's? 8. What would happen if Valve made Half Life 3? 9. What would happen if Valve fired our lord and savior, Gabe Newell? 10. What would happen if Valve added a 10th class and it was Gabe Newell? 11. What would happen if Valve added a 10th class and it wasn't Gabe Newell? 12. What would happen if Valve added a "Trollers" quality, it takes every vintage of that weapon to make and it makes you invincible? 13. What would happen if I continued this list past 20? 13. What would happen if Valve added an Unusual effect that allowed you to use a Decal Tool on it? 14. What would happen if Valve added a new paint that would make Pink and Lime collectors quake in their boots? 15. What would happen if Valve deleted Outpost? 16. What would happen if Valve deleted Backpack.tf? 17. What would happen if Valve just... stopped being the derpy Valve we all enjoy making fun of? inb4 thats more than "a couple o questions" Anyway I want to see some serious answers. inb4 no serious answers Moar questions 18. What if Valve added new crates with the #30 stranges? 19. #40? 20. #50? 21. #60? Some more random TF2 questions I've had sitting in my head 4 a while What if Valve gave out free Unusuals by randomly selecting a TF2 player? What if Valve made non-unboxable hats unboxable again? (obvious but still it's been in my head) What if Valve made crate 70 hold stranges of the new weapons? What if Valve made crate 70 only drop once for each item and in each dropped crate it held only 1 of the new items? MOAR QUESTIONS! 1. What would happen if Valve secretly added a slenderman to all the maps in the darkest point of each map? 2. What would happen if Valve made the Fan O'War count kill assists? Would the strange price sky-rocket because of hype? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ⱣøϞλ Engineer Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1. Riots 2. It'd be worth 400 thousand dollars on a dread knot 3. Kinda the same thing as the unusual taunts 4. Happiness for some, rage for owners of previous unusual miscs 5. Riots 6. Riots 7. Riots 8. 10 degree rise in global temperature 9. Riots 10. Eternal happiness 11. Riots 12. Wouldn't do much 13. Eternal happiness 14. Wut 15. Riots 16. Meh 17. Griping I was bored so I answered them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trollerai Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1. Profits drop from no one using steam market. 2. everyone would take the piss (orbiting burgers) 3. People would buy, valve would be criticized for it as well. 4. No one would care. it pretty much has already happened (cosmetics) 5. be a lot of lawsuits from those who spent a lot on unusuals to have them deleted. 6. I would laugh 7. rich people would be pissed! 8. Will never happen, not worth even considering. 9. Considering Gabe is the co-founder and CEO of valve, very unlikely unless he steps down. but it would be a dark age for gamers, 10. Most frequently used class, period 11. Guard dog 12. only be one in existance. 13. Be pretyy fucking sick, undecaled ones would sell better. 14. Market spike in paint. 15. Phishers and scammers would starve to death. 16. Unusual gets sold for a hitman's heatmaker 17. bored, bye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 1. Riots 2. It'd be worth 400 thousand dollars on a dread knot 3. Kinda the same thing as the unusual taunts 4. Happiness for some, rage for owners of previous unusual miscs 5. Riots 6. Riots 7. Riots 8. 10 degree rise in global temperature 9. Riots 10. Eternal happiness 11. Riots 12. Wouldn't do much 13. Eternal happiness 14. Wut 15. Riots 16. Meh 17. Griping I was bored so I answered them all. danka my hardhatted friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krawtch Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Couple 'O Questions 4 ye 3. What would happen if Valve added Unusual weapons? just wait for future updates. possible to see guns that have unusual muzzle flares in the same styles as hats have, i.e. electricity, dead presidents, sunbeams 4. What would happen if Valve made every hat a misc? clipping issues 5. What would happen if Valve removed all hats/miscs? they would lose upwards of millions of dollars in free money they get for a product they sell that does not exist 6. What would happen if Valve VAC Banned anyone who has premium (or whatever the name is) on Outpost? what? 8. What would happen if Valve made Half Life 3? people would buy it 9. What would happen if Valve fired our lord and savior, Gabe Newell? yeah. because he's been doing a really terrible job at keeping Valve profitable, what with all the money they make on steam selling games they didn't make, and all the cosmetics they sell that they can never possibly run out of, don't have to store somewhere and have zero cost to assemble 10. What would happen if Valve added a 10th class and it was Gabe Newell? dumb 11. What would happen if Valve added a 10th class and it wasn't Gabe Newell? equally dumb 12. What would happen if Valve added a "Trollers" quality, it takes every vintage of that weapon to make and it makes you invincible? are you a child 13. What would happen if Valve added an Unusual effect that allowed you to use a Decal Tool on it? ponys would happen, because idiots 15. What would happen if Valve deleted Outpost? Valve doesn't own outpost, I'm pretty sure 16. What would happen if Valve deleted Backpack.tf? same answer, kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 6. I would laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knavesmith Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1. Everyone who hasn't cashed out would be fucked. Plus, Valve would lose a lot of money. 2. Overpriced until hype dies down 3. Overpriced until hype dies down 4. Overpriced until hype dies down There would be a lot more different combinations of Unusual effects and even more for cosmetics. However, half of them would clip horribly. 5. Everyone who hasn't cashed out or has a significant amount of cosmetics would be fucked. 6. Outpost would remove their premium service and a lot of high-end traders would be fucked. Wouldn't affect those who don't have Outpost premium 7. Everyone who owns (an) Unusual(s) would be fucked 8. Half Life 3 is already confirmed to be in development 9. I...don't know 10. Fuck 11. Depends on what the class is 12. It would be impossible to craft because of Vintage copies existing in private backpacks. 13. I would have more questions to answer 13. Would most likely be a Circling Effect. Overpriced until hype dies down 14. Overpriced until hype dies down 15. Valve cannot delete TF2Outpost because they don't own it. They would have to file a request to take it down. They couldn't because then they would lose a lot of profit. 16. Refer to the answer to 15. 17. Life would be much simpler That's more than "a couple o questions." I hope my answers are serious enough Sounds logical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 Couple 'O Questions 4 ye 3. What would happen if Valve added Unusual weapons? just wait for future updates. possible to see guns that have unusual muzzle flares in the same styles as hats have, i.e. electricity, dead presidents, sunbeams 4. What would happen if Valve made every hat a misc? clipping issues 5. What would happen if Valve removed all hats/miscs? they would lose upwards of millions of dollars in free money they get for a product they sell that does not exist 6. What would happen if Valve VAC Banned anyone who has premium (or whatever the name is) on Outpost? what? 8. What would happen if Valve made Half Life 3? people would buy it 9. What would happen if Valve fired our lord and savior, Gabe Newell? yeah. because he's been doing a really terrible job at keeping Valve profitable, what with all the money they make on steam selling games they didn't make, and all the cosmetics they sell that they can never possibly run out of, don't have to store somewhere and have zero cost to assemble 10. What would happen if Valve added a 10th class and it was Gabe Newell? dumb 11. What would happen if Valve added a 10th class and it wasn't Gabe Newell? equally dumb 12. What would happen if Valve added a "Trollers" quality, it takes every vintage of that weapon to make and it makes you invincible? are you a child 13. What would happen if Valve added an Unusual effect that allowed you to use a Decal Tool on it? ponys would happen, because idiots 15. What would happen if Valve deleted Outpost? Valve doesn't own outpost, I'm pretty sure 16. What would happen if Valve deleted Backpack.tf? same answer, kid "kid" Even if they don't own outpost nor backpack.tf I was just getting the community's opinion *shrugs* and I agree with the decal tool one and dey wud fier gaeb b/c he iz fut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 1. Everyone who hasn't cashed out would be fucked. Plus, Valve would lose a lot of money. 2. Overpriced until hype dies down 3. Overpriced until hype dies down 4. Overpriced until hype dies down There would be a lot more different combinations of Unusual effects and even more for cosmetics. However, half of them would clip horribly. 5. Everyone who hasn't cashed out or has a significant amount of cosmetics would be fucked. 6. Outpost would remove their premium service and a lot of high-end traders would be fucked. Wouldn't affect those who don't have Outpost premium 7. Everyone who owns (an) Unusual(s) would be fucked 8. Half Life 3 is already confirmed to be in development 9. I...don't know 10. Fuck 11. Depends on what the class is 12. It would be impossible to craft because of Vintage copies existing in private backpacks. 13. I would have more questions to answer 13. Would most likely be a Circling Effect. Overpriced until hype dies down 14. Overpriced until hype dies down 15. Valve cannot delete TF2Outpost because they don't own it. They would have to file a request to take it down. They couldn't because then they would lose a lot of profit. 16. Refer to the answer to 15. 17. Life would be much simpler That's more than "a couple o questions." I hope my answers are serious enough Sounds logical Someone else who atleast answered non-smugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharknadotopus Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Why is 75% of the questions revolving around gaben? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knavesmith Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 18-21. Valve doesn't re-release Stranges from Salvaged Crates AFAIK. They can make a Strange Festive version (*cough*sapper*cough*) but they can't re-release the same Strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 MOAR QUESTIONS! 1. What would happen if Valve secretly added a slenderman to all the maps in the darkest point of each map? 2. What would happen if Valve made the Fan O'War count kill assists? Would the strange price sky-rocket because of hype? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRappa the Papaya Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Why is 75% of the questions revolving around gaben? Why wouldn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 18-21. Valve doesn't re-release Stranges from Salvaged Crates AFAIK. They can make a Strange Festive version (*cough*sapper*cough*) but they can't re-release the same Strange. Strange Festive Cuntslinger Strange Festive Body-shot-ina Strange Festive Holy Craper- wait that already exists Strange Festive Shitskrieg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoDoRiN Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1. What would happen if Valve removed trading? -Their loss 2. What would happen if Valve added an Oribiting Gaben effect? -Meh 3. What would happen if Valve added Unusual weapons? -Speciliazed/Professional weapons are for that 4. What would happen if Valve made every hat a misc? -Then no more misc hype. (And destroy the misc market) 5. What would happen if Valve removed all hats/miscs? -Their loss as well as ours 6. What would happen if Valve VAC Banned anyone who has premium (or whatever the name is) on Outpost? -It doesn't affect trading status for the most part 7. What would happen if Valve removed Unusual's? -Their loss 8. What would happen if Valve made Half Life 3? -Not possible, they can't count to 3 9. What would happen if Valve fired our lord and savior, Gabe Newell? -GG 10. What would happen if Valve added a 10th class and it was Gabe Newell? -http://tf2.gamebanana.com/skins/124613 11. What would happen if Valve added a 10th class and it wasn't Gabe Newell? -http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Guard_Dog_Update 12. What would happen if Valve added a "Trollers" quality, it takes every vintage of that weapon to make and it makes you invincible? -Idle servers 13. What would happen if I continued this list past 20? -I don't care 13. What would happen if Valve added an Unusual effect that allowed you to use a Decal Tool on it? -Hype then no one cares 14. What would happen if Valve added a new paint that would make Pink and Lime collectors quake in their boots? -Uhm 15. What would happen if Valve deleted Outpost? -They can't because OP is a third-party website, not part of Steam. 16. What would happen if Valve deleted Backpack.tf? -They can't because bp.tf is a third-party website, not part of Steam. 17. What would happen if Valve just... stopped being the derpy Valve we all enjoy making fun of? -Trading would actually be more tolerable and TF2 would be less buggier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knavesmith Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 MOAR QUESTIONS! 1. What would happen if Valve secretly added a slenderman to all the maps in the darkest point of each map? 2. What would happen if Valve made the Fan O'War count kill assists? Would the strange price sky-rocket because of hype? 1. Nobody would really care except those who think it actually means something similarly to how almost every Minecraft Update since 1.6 Beta had "Removed Herobrine" in the update notes. 2. I'm pretty sure there are already hoarders for when the price does skyrocket. It would also make the Reserve Crate more feasible to unbox. Strange Festive Cuntslinger Strange Festive Body-shot-ina Strange Festive Holy Craper- wait that already exists Strange Festive Shitskrieg They would make their normal Strange variants crash in price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonthetic Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1, depends why. 2, hype ahoy! 3, ew. 4, clippity clips. If they found a way around It then I guess it'd be kinda cool. 5, depends why. 6, depends why. 7, Volvo dun goof'd gg. 8, finally. We've all been waiting for it, time to preorder zzz. 9, cry 10, cry of happiness 11, ok. 12, April fools! 14, hype ahoy. 15, can't do that. If they somehow did though then I'll go to bazaar. 16,not possible, if they did I'll go to insertAlternativehere. 17, cry 18,ok. "" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedoof Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1. The tf2 communit would explode, along with that of every other game which involves exchangeable items 2a. Keys would become 10 ref 2b. Valve would make a ton of money off keys (Well, more than they already do) 3. See 2a + 2b 4. Oh god, the clipping 5. What would happen if Valve removed all hats/miscs? 6. Why? 7. Keys would drop dramatically 8. Ha. Ha. >implying 9. He would get his job back within seconds. 10. Oh god, trade servers 11. Jesus christ trade servers 12. Everyone would try to make it and nobody would succeed. Also vintage hype. 13. See 2a + 2b 14. Like what, cyan? 15. They can't. It's a 3rd party site, not run or controlled by them. 16. See 15. 17. They would be pressured into going back to being the derpy Valve we all enjoy making fun of. 18-21. Remember the strange grenade launcher? That would happen again, except on a larger scale. Moar questions #1: Hype Moar questions #2: Hype Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOoh96.- sin trade Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 3. What would happen if Valve added Unusual weapons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 18-21. Remember the strange grenade launcher? That would happen again, except on a larger scale. RIP G-Nade Launcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knavesmith Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 3. What would happen if Valve added Unusual weapons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 Some more random TF2 questions I've had sitting in my head 4 a while What if Valve gave out free Unusuals by randomly selecting a TF2 player? What if Valve made non-unboxable hats unboxable again? (obvious but still it's been in my head) What if Valve made crate 70 hold stranges of the new weapons? What if Valve made crate 70 only drop once for each item and in each dropped crate it held only 1 of the new items? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedarium Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 9: gabe newell owns valve ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakey-Boo Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 9: gabe newell owns valve ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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